Mad Han Xiangzi
Ye Zichen licked his lips, then decided to add all of the Eight Immortals as friends.
Ding dong.
Ding dong.
Ding dong.
…
The phones of the immortals in the Eight Immortal Abode rang one after another. They raised their eyebrows, put down what they were doing, and glanced at it.
"Heh, that great immortal added me."
Lan Caihe put the basket aside and chuckled. Lu Dongbin also threw the immortal sword into the void.
"Add me too."
"He added me too."
"Add me too!"
The immortals in the Eight Immortals Manor spoke one after another, and not long after, everyone's gaze landed on Han Xiangzi.
"Old Han, then …"
Before Lu Dongbin could finish his words, he saw that Han Xiangzi was already holding his phone tightly with red eyes.
This week had been torturous for him. He had to vent the anger in his heart.
"Grandson, you dare to add grandpa?"
The first thing Ye Zichen did after accepting all of the Eight Immortals' friend requests was take a look at everyone's intimacy level.
They were all friendly.
Ding dong.
At that moment, Ye Zichen received Han Xiangzi's message. He looked at the content, then glanced at the intimacy level.
Indifference.
I knew it!
Ye Zichen laughed coldly. From the looks of it, Han Xiangzi was already pissed off. Otherwise, he wouldn't have said something like that despite his status.
"Why are you looking for grandpa?"
Ye Zichen was definitely the kind of person who would be soft to you and hard to you.
If Han Xiangzi wanted to fight with him, then so be it!
"Last time, Grandpa didn't even finish talking to you, and you left him hanging there. What do you mean?"
"What else can I mean? Didn't I say I'm busy? I don't have time to deal with a nobody like you."
A nobody!
In the Eight Immortals Manor, when Han Xiangzi saw this news, he was so angry that he almost swallowed his phone.
He was one of the Eight Immortals, yet he was treated like a nobody.
"Look, look at this grandson's words. He doesn't even put us, the Eight Immortals, in his eyes!"
Han Xiangzi took the phone and showed it to his colleagues. Unexpectedly, no one responded to him. They were all busy with their own things and no one looked at him.
Especially Iron Crutch Li, his phone was smashed by Han Xiangzi, and now he was angry when he saw him.
"You guys are really loyal."
Han Xiangzi gave his colleague a thumbs up and gritted his teeth.
If you won't help me, I'll do it myself!
"Let's lay our cards on the table. You were the one who asked Yue Lao to look for Immortal Lady He, right?"
"Yes, I did. What's wrong with that?" Ye Zichen knew that Han Xiangzi definitely came to find him for that. However, in order to not worsen the situation, he added. "But I didn't tell Yue Lao to find Immortal Lady He to chase after her."
When Han Xiangzi saw the first half of Ye Zichen's words, he even respected him for being a man.
But when he heard the latter part of the sentence, he immediately exploded.
Asking Yue Lao to contact Immortal Lady He, if that wasn't courting her, then what was he doing!?
He hated people who said one thing in front of others and another behind their backs.
"Bullsh * t. If you're not after He Xiangu, then why are you looking for her?"
"Great Deity Han, it's fine if you like Immortal Lady He, but don't act like everyone in the Heavenly Court has to like her, okay?"
Ye Zichen rolled his eyes speechlessly. Monkey Bro, who'd been watching from the side, chuckled.
"You want to pursue Immortal Lady He? Han Xiangzi will definitely not let you off. "
"Who the hell wants to pursue her!?" Ye Zichen was speechless. "It's fine if they don't understand me, but you should understand me, right? I'm looking for Immortal Lady He for that lotus root!"
"It's useless to explain it to me, Old Sun. You have to explain it to Han Xiangzi."
"Then Great Sage, help me out?"
Old Sun scratched his face, then leaned back on the chair with a smile.
"I, Old Sun, can't care."
Heartless!
This monkey truly doesn't care about anything. He didn't even think about how much money I spent for him to come to Bingcheng.
He still doesn't care when it's time to use him.
Ye Zichen glanced at Great Sage Sun, who was watching the show, then turned his gaze back to WeChat.
"What do you mean? Immortal Lady He is the number one beauty in the Heavenly Court, there are a lot of people who like her? "
"Number one beauty in the Heavenly Court?" Ye Zichen twitched his mouth. "You gave it that title, right? I'm really curious, where did you put Chang 'e when you said that? Where did the Seven Fairies tell you to put her? Do you believe that if I take a screenshot of what you said and put it in the group, the Canopy Marshal will call the Four Saints of the North Pole to beat you to death? "
"If I say that Immortal Lady He is the most beautiful, then she is the most beautiful …"
"I feel like Immortal Lady He is just so-so."
He hadn't seen what Immortal Lady He looked like, but he didn't think that she could be that beautiful.
If Immortal Lady He was truly so beautiful, then the Heavenly Court wouldn't always say that Chang 'e was beautiful, but not mention how beautiful Immortal Lady He was.
"Are you saying that Immortal Lady He is ugly?"
"You're crazy."
It was clear that Han Xiangzi's love for Immortal Lady He had already reached a crazy level.
To be honest, Ye Zichen rather admired him.
It truly wasn't easy to like someone for so long.
But even so, he couldn't be so unreasonable, right?
Ye Zichen rolled his eyes, then deleted Han Xiangzi from his friend list. He really didn't want to continue chatting with this crazy man.
"You dare to scold me."
When Han Xiangzi saw the message, he replied exasperatedly.
Friend verification …
Seeing that the message failed to be sent, Han Xiangzi immediately stood up and threw the phone onto the floor with his right hand.
"Pissing me off!"
"Pissing me off!"
"Tch, another one was destroyed."
Cao Guojiu shook his head with a sigh as he looked at the phone that was practically in pieces on the floor. Phones were very rare in the Heavenly Court.
Last time, when he broke Iron Crutch Li's phone, the eight of them had to pool money together to buy him another one.
Another one was broken.
It seems like Han Xiangzi doesn't need to use a phone anymore.
"Old Han, I feel like you're too impulsive."
Actually, Lan Caihe had seen his chat with Ye Zichen the entire time. He also saw Ye Zichen say that he didn't want to pursue Immortal Lady He.
"I was impulsive, that grandson said Immortal Lady He was ugly!"
"He didn't seem to have said that, right?" Lan Caihe sighed helplessly. "Everything is just your guess. It's wrong of you to try to guess his thoughts like that."
"Lan Caihe, do you treat me as a bro or not!"
Han Xiangzi glared at him. Lan Caihe shrugged bitterly, then walked to the side without saying anything else.
This bro in front of him was crazy, there was nothing else he could say.
Cao Guojiu saw Han Xiangzi's expression. After letting out a soft sigh, he glanced at Daoist Zhang Guo, who was opposite him.
"Old Zhang, chat with that great deity."
"Chat with how!" Elder Zhang Guo stroked his beard. "I wonder what that great deity's attitude is towards us Eight Immortals. If we just go and find him, it might cause him to dislike us."
"That great deity wants the Nine Heart Lotus Root. Old Han, you're thinking too much."
Lü Dongbin, who had remained silent on the side, suddenly spoke up and handed the phone to Han Xiangzi.
The moment Han Xiangzi smashed the phone, he immediately went to chat with Ye Zichen.
"Nine Heart Lotus Root? Who wants the Nine Heart Lotus Root!? "
At that moment, Immortal Lady He walked in from outside. She couldn't help but frown as she looked at the shattered phone on the floor.
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