The Great Sage Wants to Slay a Yao
Lin Xiyue, who had been a police officer for a year, faced an unforgettable case.
A muscular man in a black tank top held a stick in his hand as he fiercely beat up a twenty-five-year-old woman.
During the interrogation, there was no emotional conflict between the two. It was the first time they had met.
However, the muscular man kept on saying that he wanted to slay a yao, and insisted on hitting the woman with his stick …
This scene caused her to think back to when she watched Journey to the West when Sun Wukong beat up the White Bone Demon three times.
Of course, the most important thing was that the muscular man insisted that he was the Victorious Fighting Buddha, Sun Wukong.
"Does this person have a history of mental illness?"
Lin Xiyue held a gel pen with two fingers and continuously scratched her long hair.
In front of him, the man who committed the crime was sitting obediently on a chair, looking around the interrogation room with a curious expression.
"Sun Wukong, do you have any relatives?"
"I, Old Sun, have tens of thousands of monkeys …"
"Stop!"
Lin Xiyue was about to go crazy from being tormented by him. He kept on calling me, Old Sun, and saying that he was beating up a yao …
He really did think that he was Sun Wukong.
Some went crazy from gambling, some went crazy from stock prices, but this was the first time she had seen someone go crazy from watching Journey to the West.
"Tell me, what's your motive for beating up that woman?"
"I, Old Sun, told you ten thousand times, I want to slay a yao!"
…
Lin Xiyue was speechless once again.
Lin Xiyue let out a long sigh, then slammed the transcript onto the table.
It seemed like the man in front of her could be determined to be a mental patient. Just leave him to the mental hospital.
As for the victim, let her comfort her.
"Little girl, what are you going to do? Help me, Old Sun, take off this thing on my hand! "
Seeing that Lin Xiyue was about to leave, the Great Sage shook the handcuffs on his hands.
"Great Sage, sit here for a moment. I'll be right back."
Lin Xiyue patted the Great Sage's shoulder, then opened the door to the interrogation room.
The moment she walked out, she saw Ye Zichen rush over with Third Fatty Jin.
"Ye Zichen, why did you come here?"
Lin Xiyue felt very strange towards Ye Zichen. Even if they were friends, she would get annoyed when she saw him sometimes.
If they were strangers, their relationship would be more complicated than that.
Ye Zichen licked his lips, then glanced into the interrogation room.
"I'm here to take the prisoner inside."
Ye Zichen pointed at the Great Sage in the interrogation room. When the Great Sage heard Ye Zichen's voice, he immediately turned around.
"Brother!"
"You know him?" Lin Xiyue raised her eyebrows in shock. "Is there something wrong with him?"
"Did he talk nonsense to you?"
"Yeah, he kept telling me that I, Old Sun, still want to subdue demons!"
…
He knew that the Great Sage's arrival would definitely be troublesome.
Ye Zichen shrugged helplessly, then nodded noncommittally.
"Yes, he has indirect schizophrenia, and sometimes he wants to pretend to be Sun Wukong!"
"Yes, yes, yes. I asked him what his name was, and he kept saying his name was Sun Wu Kong."
"Well, maybe his illness is acting up again."
Ye Zichen let out a sigh. There was no more logical explanation in this sort of situation.
"Oh right, hurry up and let my friend go. I've already met with the victim, and we've decided to settle this privately. She should be here soon. "
"No problem."
Lin Xiyue nodded, then walked into the interrogation room and uncuffed the Great Sage.
As soon as the Great Sage was freed, he ran to Ye Zichen's side and frowned.
"Brother, you're too slow. Also, this girl keeps stopping me from slaying demons. She really pisses me off. "
Ye Zichen nodded and smiled at Lin Xiyue, then dragged the Great Sage outside.
However, at that moment, the victim walked over with two policemen.
"Monster, take this!"
Ye Zichen immediately hugged the Great Sage's waist, then signaled towards Third Fatty Jin with his eyes.
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and help."
"Alright."
"I'll treat you to a meal when I have time."
Third Fatty Jin and Ye Zichen grabbed the Great Sage's arm and the Great Sage's waist respectively. Only then did they manage to drag the Great Sage away from the interrogation room.
"Brother, why are you dragging this Old Sun away? This Old Sun is here to subdue demons."
When they got in the car, the Great Sage continued to make a fuss about subduing demons.
Ye Zichen rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"She's a living person, why did you say that she's a monster?"
"How is she not a monster?" The Great Sage cursed. "This Old Sun's Fiery Eyes of Truth aren't to be trifled with. Her body is completely different from that face. If this isn't being possessed by a monster, then what is it …"
Hehe.
Liu Jing, who was sitting beside the Great Sage, suddenly burst out laughing. The Great Sage glared at her like a monkey.
The Great Sage glared at her, "What are you laughing about?"
Ye Zichen was completely speechless.
He understood what the Great Sage meant. The Great Sage wanted to say that the woman had plastic surgery.
But isn't plastic surgery way too normal in this day and age?
"Great Sage, you don't understand! These are all mortals, not deities who can change their appearance as they please! Face changing is one of the black technologies researched in this secret place. It can allow people to change their appearance to their liking. However, most people who change their faces are not confident in their own looks … "
"So it's like that," Great Sage Sun nodded in understanding. Great Sage Sun nodded with a look of understanding. "No wonder I, Old Sun, didn't feel her yao energy just now!"
Third Fatty Jin, who was driving, didn't even dare to breathe loudly.
He was certain that the lord sitting in the back was Great Sage Sun, who wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Court back then. That was an existence on the same level as his esteemed master …
I didn't think that Ye Zichen would actually know someone of this level. It seems like there's a reason why his master told me to follow him.
Meanwhile, Ye Zichen, who sat in the back seat, pondered whether he should buy a building or not.
There was no helping it, Great Sage Sun was definitely a factor of worry.
If I don't keep him by my side, then he might cause more trouble.
Ye Zichen couldn't help but frown when he opened WeChat.
Yue Lao, Nezha and co. were a bit easier to deal with. They just came to me to get the goods, so I'll just send them when I have time to go to the supermarket.
What annoyed him more were the friend requests on his friend list.
After Han Xiangzi and Iron Crutch Li, four more people appeared in Ye Zichen's friend request.
Lü Dongbin, Lan Caihe, Elder Zhang Guo and Cao Guojiu!
Wow, aside from Immortal Lady He, pretty much all of the Eight Immortals came to him.
The Eight Immortals were truly a bit persistent.
Ye Zichen frowned as he looked at the friend requests. At that moment, Monkey Bro, who sat in the back, poked his head out and took a glance.
"Isn't this the Eight Immortals … Don't you need the Nine Heart Lotus Root from the Eight Immortals!?"
That's not a bad way to put it.
Ye Zichen licked his lips. He knew that he needed to ask the Eight Immortals for the Nine Heart Lotus Root.
However, these people plus him …
They came to fight, alright!?
He had already insulted Han Xiangzi a while ago, and now, a few more people appeared in his phone.
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