Chapter 994
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Jiang Ziya's special "Nutri-Express" ignited the power of the Great Desolation. He was like a superman.
Three minutes passed in a blink of an eye.
Green Snake was extremely satisfied. Her body was trembling, and she was sweating profusely. Her eyes were glazed over.
The rest of the six snake spirits could not help but feel envious. All of them were licking their lips, and their eyes were sparkling. They could not wait to be the next one.
"The one who livestreamed eating sh * t, the one who danced on the grave, and the one who committed suicide … The three of you can go now!"
Chen walked towards them and looked at the three dumbfounded idiots mockingly.
"We … We are just joking! How can you take a joke seriously? You Chinese are just like that! You have no sense of humor at all! "
The three of them blushed. It was as if they were slapped in the face.
They were acting tough just now, but now, they could only shamelessly say that they were just joking.
The slap in the face could not be any louder.
"Alright … I knew that you guys would say that! That's how Japanese people are! Shameless! Go back on your words!"
Chen smiled calmly. Slapping their faces was not enough. Now, he wanted to step on their faces.
"Chen! Watch your mouth! "
The Japanese Jay immediately became angry and said in a strange tone, "It's only been three minutes, hasn't it? Is that something to be proud of? "
"That's right! I didn't even say anything when I was filming for an hour! He only took three minutes! How dare he say that?! "
Eagle Kato snorted coldly and said condescendingly, "That's how Chinese people are! They don't know what's good for them! They are just frogs at the bottom of a well!"
Chen did not feel anything when he heard that. He even wanted to laugh. "Heh … Remember what you guys said. I'm going to take a nap. I will come back to slap your faces later."
After that, Chen walked out of the room.
He went back to his car and used his cellphone to look up the latest news about the Crown Prince's wedding. After that, he took a good nap.
When he woke up, the sky was already dark.
"Damn, I've slept for six hours. Old Jiang should be done by now!"
Chen stretched, got down from his car, and walked back to the set.
"What … What the hell is going on?"
Chen was stunned the moment he stepped into the set.
The Japanese Jay Chou was kneeling on the ground! Japan's Old Bi is also kneeling on the ground! Even the most pretentious Takashi Kato was kneeling!
The cameraman was kneeling! The lighting engineer was kneeling! The Prop Master was kneeling! Even the director, Yamashita Hoitaro, was kneeling!
"I say … why are you all kneeling on the ground?"
Chen asked curiously.
"Too … too awesome …"
Yamashita Hoitaro looked like he had just seen a ghost. "Toothless Sensei is so powerful! He laughed for six hours in one go! Red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, and blue, the six snake spirits have all been conquered by him … "
"Uh …"
Chen was slightly startled, and he looked at the fairy's cave.
The six snake spirits collapsed on the ground in twos and threes.
Their hair was messy, and they were sweating profusely. Their skin was suffused with a faint layer of red. The expressions on their faces were as if they were floating in the clouds, and they were enjoying themselves immensely!
The last white snake was still fighting with Jiang Ziya, but its condition was not much different from the previous six snake spirits.
It was just a matter of time before it was conquered.
"After all this time, I don't even need to slap your face! You guys have already kneeled on the ground!"
Chen looked at the three idiots with a mocking smile on his face.
"I'm convinced! I'm convinced! Toothless Sensei is just too powerful! He has been in this industry for more than ten years! There is no one like him in the history and the future! "
Shock was written all over Jay's face as he looked at Jiang Ziya with utmost respect.
"Before I met Toothless Sensei, I thought that my one hour record is already very powerful! But now, I know that compared to Toothless Sensei, I'm just a piece of trash! I'm just an ant! "
Old Bi from Japan hung his head dejectedly and was simply too ashamed to show his face.
"Jiang Ziya is not a human!
At this moment, Taka Kato suddenly screamed, "He is a god! God of Cannon! From today onwards, I will not use the title of God's Hand anymore! Without Toothless Sensei, no one can be called a god in the porn industry! "
"You are right! Jiang Ziya Sensei is a god! Other than kneeling down to film, there is no other way for us to express our shock! "
Yamashita Hoitaro and his four employees were completely convinced by Jiang Ziya. Their eyes were filled with admiration.
As for the seven snake spirits, it was needless to say. Their bodies and minds had already been conquered by Teacher Jiang Wuya. From now on, it would be very difficult for them to have sex with other men.
How could a normal cow plough the land that was plowed by a divine cow?
Upon seeing this, Chen Xiaobei was the one who was the happiest.
"Holy shit! Jiang Ziya's movie has not even been released yet, and he has already gained fourteen disciples! Millions of disciples are not far away! Wahaha … "
One had to know that Japan's mini-movie culture had a long history and was deeply rooted in people's hearts. Tens of millions of otakus treated mini-movies as their second life.
It was impossible that this movie would not be popular once it was released!
As the male lead and the biggest selling point of this movie, Jiang Ziya Sensei would definitely gain a lot of fans in a short period of time.
If everything went according to plan, most of the otakus in Japan would become Jiang Ziya Sensei's loyal fans.
The speed of a sewing machine! The power of a bull! The endurance of a perpetual motion machine!
It was not an exaggeration to say that Jiang Ziya, this godlike man, would become the idol of millions of otakus in Japan in the near future!
Gaining millions of fans within six days! So easy!
After about an hour, Jiang Ziya was finally done with his business. White Snake was so happy that she could not even tell what was going on.
It was already midnight when Jiang Ziya cleaned himself up.
The seven snake spirits could not bear to let Jiang Ziya go. They even said that they were willing to give up their career in porn movies if they could join Jiang Ziya's harem.
Yamashita Hoitaro could not bear to let Jiang Ziya go as well. Firstly, he wanted to promote his movie and secondly, he wanted Jiang Ziya to film more movies.
On the other hand, Jiang Ziya did not want to let Yamashita Hoitaro go. After all, humans are not plants. Everyone has emotions and desires.
Chen Xiaobei could tell that Li Xiang's next plan was going to be carried out soon. It was impossible for Chen Xiaobei to bring Jiang Ziya along.
Therefore, Chen Xiaobei decided to let Yamashita Hoitaro take care of Jiang Ziya.
Before he left, he gave Jiang Ziya the last two Golden Spear Pills and two bottles of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine.
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