Chapter 993
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"All of us are ready …"
It didn't take long for the seven actresses to finish drawing the snake spirit's costume and put on the snakeskin tights and leggings that they had specially bought.
The seven of them stood in the room that looked like a demon's abode. They really looked like the seven snake demon sisters.
On the other hand, Jiang Ziya had changed into a simple linen shirt and was holding a walking stick. He was going to act as an old man.
"Alright! Let me tell you what to do!
The process is very simple. The white snake and green snake captured the old man and brought him back to his abode! Hehehe! In the end, the seven snake demons were conquered by the old man and were brought into his harem. They were looking forward to being loved by the old man! Do you guys understand? "
"Yes … Yes …"
The seven women replied listlessly. It seemed like they were not willing to do it. However, they were whispering to each other.
"We have to act like we are conquered by an old eunuch! This is too much of a test of our acting skills!"
"Look at how weak that old man is! He wants to conquer the seven of us?! That's what Chinese people do! They like to pretend to be powerful! "
"I really don't understand what the investors are thinking! Their taste is so weird! "
"Well, he is rich! Let's just pretend that we are being suppressed by a ghost! "
"Luckily, that old man looks weak! I'm sure he won't be able to hold on for long! Let's just fool him and leave with the money!"
"Right … Right … Right …"
Apparently, all seven of them did not like Jiang Ziya. All they wanted to do was to take the money and leave!
"Hmph! He's just an old man, yet he dares to snatch our male lead! "
The Japanese Jay Chou snapped, "I bet he won't even last three minutes before he collapses from exhaustion!"
"I bet that he won't be able to hold on for more than three minutes before he surrenders!" said Jay Kato arrogantly.
Taka Kato, who had remained silent from the beginning until the end, finally spoke up. With a pretentious expression, he said, "Chinese men have always been known as the 'Sick Man of East Asia' since ancient times. He's asking for humiliation by snatching our male lead!"
As the saying goes, cutting off one's path to wealth is like killing one's parents.
In the eyes of these three guys, Jiang Ziya was the one who had cut off their source of income. The three of them were cursing Jiang Ziya in their hearts.
Chen did not respond to those comments at all.
He just lowered his voice and translated the sarcastic and provocative words to Jiang Ziya without missing a word.
"Bro Bei!"
Jiang Ziya's face darkened and his tone was filled with anger. His aura had completely changed!
Time seemed to have returned to the night when Bei Xuan Faction was besieged. Jiang Ziya seemed to have turned back into the Tianbao Marshal Jiang Ziya!
"What? Is there anything you want to say? "Chen smiled calmly.
"Buddha Fights for a Stick of Incense! Everyone strives for justice! I can't tolerate them talking about me and us Chinese men like that! "
Jiang Ziya's face darkened and he said word by word, "Give me the Nutrition Express! I will use my actions to conquer their women! He was their man! I want to let them taste the feeling of being slapped in the face! "
"Alright! You still have some guts after all! "Chen grinned and passed a small bottle to Jiang Ziya.
"Is this your Nutrition Express?" Jiang Ziya was slightly stunned and asked, "What do you put in it?"
"I brewed the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine myself!" Chen Xiaobei smiled.
"Dragon … Dragon Dick? I can't believe you have a dragon dick with you! This is a great tonic! "Jiang Ziya's eyes lit up. He could not wait to drink it.
It was not hard to tell that this old man loved to drink.
"But, the effect of this tonic needs time to take effect. It won't help me much in a short period of time …" Jiang Ziya said worriedly.
"I don't need you to tell me that! I have added something special for you! Just drink it and your Primordial Force will explode in no time! "Chen Xiaobei had already seen through everything and was prepared for it.
"Alright! I will fight them to the death! "
Jiang Ziya was still angry. He opened the bottle and drank the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine in two mouthfuls.
"So bitter! What did you add to it? "Jiang Ziya frowned and asked.
I managed to snatch three Invincible Golden Spear Pills from Wei Xiaobao during the Red Envelope Snatching Session on Chinese New Year's Eve! So, I added one for you! "
"Invincible Golden Spear Pill … Erm …"
Taken aback, Jiang Ziya let out a deep breath all of a sudden.
Almost in the next moment, his entire aura changed again.
His eyes were like those of a hungry beast, staring straight at the Seven Snake Demon Sisters. His skin turned red as if he was burned by fire. Two veins could be seen on his forehead. It was obvious that he was excited.
"Are you alright?" Even Chen was taken aback by her sudden appearance.
"I'm fine!"
Jiang Ziya grinned as if he had become a different person. He said in a deep voice, "Hurry up and start shooting. My broadsword is thirsty!"
"Alright!" Chen Xiaobei nodded and asked Yamashita Hoitaro to start the shooting.
"Attention everyone! The fight between the seven Snake Demon Sisters and the old grandpa! Action!"
After Yamashita Hoitaro gave the order, the shooting officially started.
This short movie did not require a lot of acting skills. After White Snake and Green Snake brought Jiang Ziya into the cave, they started to take off their clothes.
After that, Jiang Ziya could not wait to enter the main topic with the first Green Snake.
"Let's start the countdown! I will eat sh * t in three minutes!" said Jay.
"Pfft! Eating sh * t in a live broadcast is outdated! If that old man can last for three minutes, I will do a live broadcast of disco dancing on his grave!" said Old Bi angrily.
Taka Kato snorted coldly and said arrogantly, "Aren't you two childish? Don't you know how to act tough? "
"You know how to act tough? Then, why don't you act tough and show me? "Jay and Old Bi were not convinced by Chen Xiaobei's words.
Taka Kato squinted at them and said, "If that old man can hold on for three minutes, I will commit seppuku at any time!"
“666！ You are indeed Mr. Kato! No problem at all! "Jay and Old Bi could not stop praising Jiang Ziya.
To them, Jiang Ziya was just a weak old man. There was no way he could do that. That was why they could act tough all they wanted.
However, the next moment, the three of them were completely dumbfounded.
"He is so fast! Just like a sewing machine … "said Jay with his eyes wide open.
"His strength is really powerful as well! Just like a bull … "said Old Bi with his mouth wide open.
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