Chapter 405
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Wei Xiaobao: Puff … Pull! It's too late! My brother is so awesome! (Hahaha) I can't believe you can think of something like this!
Zhu Bajie: Damn! God Chen! You are so dirty! (Awesome)
Pervert: This answer is really amazing. I'm impressed …
Hong Haier: God Chen! You are so, so, so dirty … But! I like it! Tell me another one! (Evil smile)
Everyone: God Chen is so talented! What an old driver! Another one … Another one … (Cheering)
"Aren't these fellows a little too inexperienced? How can they be so happy with a joke like this? "
Chen pouted and laughed evilly, "I'm going to use my trump card! Who else dares to call themselves old drivers in front of me in the future?
Chen: Since all of you want it so badly, I'll tell you another one! But, you guys better be mentally prepared! This question is really hard to answer! (Cool)
Everyone: Quiet! Quiet! God Chen is going to unleash his power! (Looking forward to it)
Chen: The three brothers were stranded on a deserted island. A few days later, the third brother wanted to cut off his penis to satisfy his hunger. Second brother quickly stopped him and said, "Idiot! Cut it off when it's bigger! That way, there will be more meat! "At this time, the eldest brother had already started to cut off his penis! Second brother and third brother were surprised and said, "Big brother, didn't you say that the third brother is going to cut off his penis? What are you doing? "
Zhu Bajie: One serving is not enough. He wants to cut off his own penis as well!
Bull Demon King: That big brother is so loyal!
Wei Xiaobao: Yeah! He is such a good big brother!
Chen: Hehe … It seems like your dirty power is just so-so after all! It's too tender! It's as pure as water! (Cool)
Pervert: Did they guess it wrong? That's impossible! What's the correct answer?
Hong Haier: God Chen! I want an answer! I'm so worried! (Can't wait)
Everyone: Seeking answers … seeking answers …
Chen: Big brother smiled and said, "Prepare some sauce and dip it in the sauce!"
…
In an instant, the entire group fell into a dead silence.
After a full three minutes, like a volcano waiting to erupt, it completely erupted.
Wei Xiaobao: Make some sauce! Oh my god … I can't take it anymore … God Chen! You are a super invincible Lich King!
Zhu Bajie: You're even dipping it!!! This is really, really, really heavy taste! (freaking out)
Pervert: God Chen! I only have one word for you — admiration!
Bull Demon King: I'm really impressed! Compared to God Chen, I'm just a little brother!
Hong Hai'er: God Chen, you are filthy! Throughout the ages, he would unite the filthy world!
Everyone: God Chen, your filthy power is endless! Throughout the ages, he would unite the filthy world!
"Pfft … This group of jokers! I don't want to unify the filthy world, hahaha … "
Chen was overjoyed.
To be able to single-handedly convince a group of veterans was something that gave him a sense of accomplishment.
Let's see if they still dare to look down on me in the future!
Wei Xiaobao: Everyone, please be quiet! I have something to say!
Everyone quieted down after the group leader had spoken.
Wei Xiaobao: I used to think that I'm a super filthy person! But today, after witnessing God Chen's filthy power, I realized that there's always someone better than you! I'm just an elementary student in the filthy world! I still have a lot to learn …
Wei Xiaobao: Right now, I've made a solemn decision to give the position of group leader to God Chen! I'll let him be the leader of our group! Let's learn from God Chen and improve every day! We'll work hard to improve our filthy power and don't embarrass our big brother!
Everyone: God Chen, your filthy power is endless! Throughout the ages, he would unite the filthy world!
…
Ding! [Congratulations! Wei Xiaobao has handed over the leadership of the group leader to you!]
"Erm … What the hell is going on … I don't want to be the leader … My good reputation will be ruined if this gets out. How am I going to hang out with Chang 'e in the future?"
Chen was confused. He was thinking about how to reject it.
Suddenly, five big Red Envelopes popped up on the screen. Ding!
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Wei Xiaobao. You have received a Counterfeit Maliang Divine Pen. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Pervert. You have received a bottle of Obedient Water. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Zhu Bajie. You have received a Green Lotus Dudou. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Bull Demon King. You have received a book called Dragon Claw Hand. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Hong Hai 'er. You have received a book called Seventy-Two Ways to Push Girls Away. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"What the f * ck! Five Red Envelopes at once! What the hell is going on? "
Chen was dumbfounded. Happiness came too suddenly, and he was caught off guard.
But when he took a closer look, he realized that other than the Counterfeit Maliang Divine Pen, the other Red Envelopes were not decent Red Envelopes!
But, who cares if they are decent or not? Red Envelopes are the law!
For the sake of these five Red Envelopes, I'm willing to be the leader!
Chen: What are you guys doing? How could I have the cheek to accept so many red packets?
Wei Xiaobao: God Chen, don't be shy! This is the rule of our group. The admin will give out Red Envelopes to the group leader, and the group leader will give out Red Envelopes to everyone!
"Damn! I knew that there is no free lunch in this world! I can't believe that you guys are asking me to give out Red Envelopes! "Chen pouted.
Chen: What kind of Red Envelopes do you guys want?
Wei Xiaobao: It's very simple! Just use the Counterfeit Maliang Divine Pen to draw a moving erotic picture, and then share it with the group!
"Pfft … You want me to draw erotic pictures?" Chen almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
He thought that the Divine Pen was a decent item, but it turned out to be a dirty one.
Chen: What if I don't know how to draw?
Hong Hai'er: You can't be the group leader if you don't know how to draw! You have to return the Red Envelopes to us!
Chen: Erm … I'm just kidding. I know how to draw. Don't worry, just leave it to me!
Zhu Bajie: With God Chen's filthy power, I'm sure that he can draw something that will shock the world! I'm really looking forward to it!
Everyone: We're waiting for God Chen to give out the Red Envelopes! (Looking forward to it)
Chen: Erm … There's nothing else. I'll go and think about it first. I'll look for you guys when I'm done!
Everyone: God Chen, take care! We'll be waiting for you!
"Sigh … I don't know how to draw since I was young, let alone drawing erotic pictures … What should I do now?"
Chen scratched his head. While he was worrying, his mother's voice came from downstairs. She asked him to go down for dinner.
...
After dinner, Chen brought a First Love Peach with him and went to the hotel where Song Qincheng was staying.
The door was not locked because they had made an appointment beforehand. Chen turned the knob and entered the room.
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