Chapter 404
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After leaving the airport, Song went back to her hotel.
Chen, on the other hand, went home and promised to send her a peach after dinner.
Of course, Chen did not forget to buy a vibrator and send it to Wei Xiaobao.
Back at home.
Nothing special happened. Yap had killed two groups of assassins. This made Chen even more determined to go to Japan.
However, it was not the right time yet.
Luo would come to Green Vine City in a few days. Once he found the person she was looking for, he would officially go to Japan!
Chen laid down in his room for a while before dinner.
He was planning to train, but he was attracted by the Old Driver Group that he had joined earlier.
Similar to Meng Po's Little Apple Dance Group, this Old Driver Group was created by Wei Xiaobao.
Just by looking at the group owner and the admin, one could tell that the group was filled with filthy people!
The group owner, Wei Xiaobao, already had seven wives, and was still looking for new ones!
The admin, Zhu Bao, softened his legs when he saw a beautiful woman!
The admin, Bull Demon King, kept a group of female demons, and even tried to hit on Zixia Goddess!
The admin, Perverted Ghost. Chen was not familiar with this name. He was probably a ghost from hell … Judging from the name, he was definitely not a decent ghost.
The admin, Hong Haier, was even more so. He knew everything at such a young age. In the future, he would definitely surpass his father and leave his father in the dust!
Other than them, there were more than a hundred members in the group. Most of them were demons, ghosts, and dared to talk about anything.
Perverted Ghost: Let me tell you guys. Yesterday, I saw Black Impermanence doing something to a female ghost! (Evil smile)
Zhu Bao: How long? How long? Was it three minutes? (Evil smile)
Bull Demon King: How big? How big? Was it three centimeters?
Perverted Ghost: Hehehe …
All members: Hehehe …
Hong Haier: Let me tell you guys. Yesterday, I peeked at my dad and Jade Face Fox! (Cool)
Wei Xiaobao: How big? How long? What position? (Impatient)
Hong Haier: Give me a porn book, and I will tell you! (Cool)
Bull Demon King: You son of a bitch! I will beat you to death if you talk nonsense!
Pervert: What's there to hide? I've seen it a few times. It's quite big, but it's always within three minutes. It's always the same old ox plowing the field. It's so boring! (Picking nose)
Everyone: Pfft … Hahaha …
Bull Demon King: Bullshit! I've been drinking God Chen's Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine recently, and I've never drunk it for less than half an hour!
Zhu Bajie: Dragon Dick Wine! (drooling)
Pervert: Good stuff! (drooling)
Hong Haier: Was the wine good? I'm going to ask God Chen for some! (Smirk)
Wei Xiaobao: No need! God Chen is already in the group!
All members: Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome! God Chen! Hurry up and greet everyone!
"F * ck! Everyone, come to me … "
Chen was holding his cellphone and watching them chatting happily. He was caught off guard by the sudden interruption.
He waited for a few seconds to make it seem like he wasn't spying on them before he officially spoke.
Chen: Erm … Erm … Good afternoon everyone …
All members: Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome!
Wei Xiaobao: According to the rules, every new member of the group has to share their own dirty experience!
Chen: (Sweating) This … I don't know what to share as well …
Wei Xiaobao: God Chen! Don't be shy! We're all friends here! Relax!
Zhu Bajie: Yeah! You're a real man! Why are you being so shy?
Hong Haier: God Chen! Don't tell me that you're a pure virgin? (Surprise, surprise, surprise)
Pervert: It can't be! The famous God Chen is still a virgin? Hahaha … This is big news! (Laughing)
Bull Demon King: Brother Chen, I pity you … You can't even drink the delicious Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine!
…
The group was in an uproar. After all, this was a veteran group. The addition of a pure virgin was like the funniest thing in the world. It made everyone happy.
"F * ck! What's wrong with being a virgin? What did I do to you guys? Why are you guys looking down on me? "
Chen held his cellphone in his hand. He gritted his teeth and said, "No! I have to fight back! It's just racing! Who doesn't know how to race? "
Chen: * Cough * Everyone, quiet down! I don't want to share it. It's not because I don't have any information. It's because I'm afraid that you guys will feel inferior if I share it!
Pervert: Stop bullshitting! Just tell us if you can't share it. We won't look down on you! (Evil smile)
Zhu Bajie: God Chen, stop struggling. It's not shameful to be a virgin. We can't go back to being a virgin even if we want to! (Evil smile)
Hong Haier: God Chen, don't feel inferior! You should learn more in the group. Sooner or later, you will become a veteran as well! (Evil smile)
All the members laughed evilly. It was like a group of adults laughing at a silly kid.
"Hmph! Laugh! Laugh all you want! Watch how I slap your arrogant faces! "Chen raised his eyebrows. He was determined to fight back.
Chen: Since you guys don't believe me, then I'll give you a dirty test question! It's not too late for you guys to laugh if you can answer it!
Zhu Bajie: Dirty test? Great! This is my favorite question! Bring it on! (Proud)
Pervert: Come on! Come on! Show us your most difficult question! Don't say that we bullied a pure virgin! (Confident)
Hong Haier: I alone am enough to deal with God Chen! (Cool)
Chen: Please listen to the question! What do a pregnant woman and a rotten carrot have in common?
The group became silent after Chen said that.
There was no reply after about half a minute.
Chen: Why don't you guys answer the question! Second Shixiong, don't you like dirty test the most? Come on!
Zhu Bajie: Erm … This … What do they have in common … Pervert, you answer the question!
Pervert: I … I have a headache … Hong Haier, you deal with God Chen!
Hong Haier: Eh? The weather is pretty good today … What a big moon!
Chen: Isn't this a group of veterans? So many of you can't even answer the simplest question? (Picking nose) You guys are too weak!
Bull Demon King: Group leader! Your dirty test is the highest! It's time for you to stand up!
Wei Xiaobao: Erm … I don't know how to do it as well! (Sweating) God Chen, you tell us the answer!
Chen: What? Are you going to surrender? (Cool)
Pervert: Are you going to surrender or not? You have to tell us the answer first! Of course, no one can answer the question if you make it up!
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