Chapter 1418
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Ximen Dingjun's tent was huge, just like the tents used by generals in ancient times. There was a huge bed, a table, and chairs. Even if a dozen people were to enter at the same time, it would not feel crowded.
"Mr. Chen! You're finally here! "
Ximen Dingjun was sitting on a golden throne in the middle of the tent.
Next to him was the old man who was disguised as a young man and had the cultivation of a demigod.
"Ninth Young Lord, sorry to keep you waiting!"
Chen Xiaobei handed over the small bottle in his hand. "This is the special medicinal wine that I concocted! Drink it and you'll see the effects immediately! "
"Great! If it really is that amazing, I will reward you handsomely! "Ximen Dingjun gave the old man a look, and the old man came over to take the bottle.
The old man took the bottle, opened the cork, and sniffed it. Then, he took out a thin silver needle and inserted it into the bottle.
"Why? Are you afraid that I'll poison it? "Chen Xiaobei laughed." I'm here. If I poison the Ninth Young Lord, how am I supposed to escape? "
Ximen Dingjun explained, "Mr. Chen, please don't mind me. Since I was young, everything that enters my mouth has to go through the same inspection! If it's possible, Old Meng … No … Brother Meng, please help me taste it first! "
"Okay! I understand! The Ninth Young Lord's status is equivalent to that of a prince. This is how it should be! " Chen Xiaobei nodded. "Even normal people can drink this medicinal wine of mine. Brother Meng, there's no harm in trying it!"
"Mm …" The old man took out a small cup and poured some of the wine into it.
In the next moment, the entire tent was filled with the wonderful fragrance of wine.
"It smells so good!"
Ximen Dingjun loved eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling. Other than beautiful women, his second hobby was wine!
The moment Ximen Dingjun caught a whiff of the aroma, he narrowed his eyes and savored it. "The aroma of a hundred fruits, mellow and rich, fresh and sweet. This is a rare brew! Quick, let me have a look!"
The old man handed over the small cup.
The wine in the cup was like a ruby, crystal clear, without any impurities. It was tempting!
"What a beautiful color! What a refreshing texture! Amazing! Amazing! Quick, let me have a taste! "Ximen Dingjun could not stop praising, his mouth watering.
"Young Master, please don't be impatient. Let this old servant test the poison for you …" The old man lowered his voice and his eyes revealed a strong desire. Obviously, he was also a wine lover.
"Yes, hurry up! Give it a try! I can't wait! "Ximen Dingjun said.
The old man raised his cup and drained it in one gulp. His eyes were filled with intoxication as he praised, "Good wine! Good wine! This smell! This texture! It was indescribably good! Even in the wine cellar of the temple, you won't be able to find such excellent wine! "
The old man wanted to pour himself some more wine, but Ximen Dingjun snatched the bottle away from him.
He couldn't hold it in any longer. He brought the bottle to his mouth and started drinking.
Ximen Dingjun's face lit up as if he had found a treasure. "My god! This wine should only exist in the heavens! How many times can one drink in the human world? Wonderful! Wonderful! "
Seeing this, Chen Xiaobei smiled but did not say a word.
These two idiots loved Chen Xiaobei's wine so much. If he refined the Heavenly Dog Biscuits and melted two of them in the wine, wouldn't he be able to have two powerful and loyal hounds?
Just thinking about it had Chen Xiaobei looking forward to it.
"That's it? Why is it gone? "
Ximen Dingjun finished the small bottle in two or three gulps. He was anxious as if he had lost the most precious thing in his life.
"Calm down, Ninth Young Master. This wine is very potent. You shouldn't drink too much or you'll be in trouble!" Chen Xiaobei said.
"Potent? Is this the medicine you gave me? "Ximen Dingjun asked in surprise." How could such a fine brew be medicine? "
"This is really a medicinal wine!" Chen Xiaobei said. "In less than ten seconds, Ninth Young Master will feel its effects!"
"Wow! Wow! Wow! It's working! "
Ximen Dingjun's eyes widened in shock. "I can feel a surge of energy entering my body! My whole body is filled with energy! And … And my crotch is a little hot … "
"That's right!"
Chen Xiaobei smiled. "This means that the injured part of Ninth Young Master is recovering. If you continue to treat it, you might even get a second puberty and grow a little bigger."
"Oh my god! What kind of wine is this? This effect is insane! "Ximen Dingjun exclaimed.
The old man perked up his ears as well. Although he did not drink much, he could feel the obvious changes in his body.
"This wine is called Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine! It's my secret recipe! "Chen Xiaobei said.
"Dragon … Dragon Dick? Where did you get dragon dick? "Ximen Dingjun's jaw dropped.
"Erm … That's just a metaphor. In fact, I used dozens of types of whips and brewed it with a secret recipe!" Chen Xiaobei made up a story.
After all, dragons were like gods in the human realm. No one would believe that it was a dragon dick.
"Mr. Chen! How much more do you have? I'm willing to pay a sky-high price for it! I'll buy as much as you have! "Ximen Dingjun exclaimed.
"I don't have a lot of this wine with me. When the hunt is over, I can go back to my Sifu. Maybe I can get some more!" Chen Xiaobei made up a story.
Of course, he was trying to calm Ximen Dingjun down so that he would not do anything to Chen Xiaobei before the hunt was over.
On top of that, Chen Xiaobei's mysterious Sifu could make Ximen Dingjun think twice about it.
"Who is your Sifu? When the hunt is over, I will pay him a visit personally! "Ximen Dingjun was indeed intimidated.
After all, Chen Xiaobei's medical skills and the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine that he had brought out were not something an average person could hope to achieve. Ximen Dingjun believed that Chen Xiaobei must have an expert backing him up. Naturally, he would be wary of him.
"My Sifu has been living in seclusion for many years. He doesn't meet outsiders. I appreciate your kindness on behalf of my Ninth Young Master!" Chen Xiaobei said.
He had learned his medical skills from Hua Tuo and the others. The Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine came from NeZha and the Monkey Wine from Monkey King.
Ximen Dingjun would never get to meet these 'Sifu' in this lifetime.
"He doesn't meet outsiders? That's a shame … Oh … I can feel it now! "
Suddenly, Ximen Dingjun screamed. "Quick! Hurry up and find me a woman! I need to do something! Wahahaha … "
"A woman? It seems like only Wenren Muyue is a good match for you around here! "The old man said.
"Then why are you still standing here? Go and get her for me! "Ximen Dingjun said impatiently.
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