Chapter 1417
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Now that was awkward!
Pfft … Pfft … Pfft … Pfft … Pfft …
The crowd burst into laughter. Everyone tried their best not to laugh, but many of them could not help but laugh out loud.
The ninth young lord of the Northern Wilderness Temple! The most beloved son of the Northern Wilderness Overlord! Impotence and premature ejaculation!
What was the difference between that and a eunuch?
This was the most sensational piece of gossip in Northern Wilderness Starfield in the past decade!
Wenren Muyue's cheeks blushed slightly. A sly smile appeared in her eyes.
Dong Xiaowu, Miao Yiyue, and the other princes looked at each other and smiled. Everyone knew about that.
"Don't laugh! No one is allowed to laugh! I'll kill anyone who laughs! "
Ximen Dingjun's face turned red and green. He had never been so embarrassed in his life.
"Don't laugh! No one is allowed to laugh … Argh … "Lu Changwei roared but before he could finish, he let out a scream.
Smack!
Ximen Dingjun slapped Lu Changwei across the face and scolded, "You still have the cheek to talk? We didn't have to say it in front of everyone but you just had to fan the flames and make that kid say it in front of everyone! You made me lose all my face! "
"I … I didn't know that kid's medical skills were so good …" Lu Changwei looked like he had been wronged. He had been slapped, but all he could do was lower his voice.
"How dare you make excuses!" Ximen Dingjun gritted his teeth. "Didn't you want to broadcast yourself eating sh * t? Go eat it now! Don't come back if you don't eat your fill! "
"I …" Lu Changwei was dumbfounded.
He had just blurted it out in a moment of carelessness. Who would have thought that Ximen Dingjun would remember it?
Lu Changwei did not dare to retort when he saw Ximen Dingjun's angry face. He could neither eat sh * t nor not eat it! This could not get any more awkward than this!
Miao Yiyue, Qin Luoshu, and the rest almost burst into laughter.
Thinking back to how Lu Changwei had fanned the flames, it was like he had shot himself in the foot, and Ximen Dingjun's foot in the process as well! If he did not eat sh * t, who would?
At that moment, the old man who was disguised as a young guard gave Lu Changwei a look.
"This subordinate will go now …"
Lu Changwei immediately agreed and fled the scene.
"Ninth Young Master! The treatment is more important now! "The old man whispered into Ximen Dingjun's ear.
Ximen Dingjun was very obedient to the old man. He turned to Chen Xiaobei and asked, "Can you really cure me?"
"Of course! If you trust me, I can give you a prescription tonight. I guarantee that it will work immediately! "Chen Xiaobei said with his eyebrows raised.
"Immediately laugh at me? Are you really a miracle doctor? "Ximen Dingjun frowned.
"Mr. Chen deserves the title of Miracle Doctor!"
Wenren Muyue said immediately, "That day, when he helped me suppress the frost poison, I saw it right here! You should know that even the Divine Temple's doctors are unable to suppress the cold poison for me! "
Everyone was shocked when they heard that. Half a minute ago, they thought that Chen was just acting tough. Now, they finally believed that Chen was the real deal.
"Alright! Then … please! Mr. Chen, heal me! If you can cure him, I will reward you handsomely! "Ximen Dingjun adjusted his tone and said respectfully.
As the saying goes, you can offend anyone but the person who treats you must never offend!
In front of a miracle doctor like Chen Xiaobei, even someone as arrogant as Ximen Dingjun had to hold back!
"Mm. Give me ten minutes. I'll go and prepare a prescription. When I'm done, I'll personally deliver it to you!" Chen Xiaobei smiled. Everything was under control.
"Alright! I'll give you ten minutes! "Ximen Dingjun signaled with his eyes, and one of the guards walked towards Chen Xiaobei.
"Ninth Young Master, this is a secret prescription of mine. I can't let anyone watch me when I'm preparing it!" Chen Xiaobei said. "Don't worry. I'm very weak. I won't be able to run away!"
"Alright! Mr. Chen, please go ahead! "Ximen Dingjun nodded and waited patiently.
After that, everyone went their separate ways.
Wenren Muyue, Dong Xiaowu, and the rest immediately came to look for Chen Xiaobei.
"Mr. Chen! Can you really cure the Ninth Young Master's illness? That's a chronic illness that has plagued him for many years! Can you really do it in ten minutes? "Dong Xiaowu's eyes were wide open, worried and curious at the same time.
"Yeah! Everyone has their own specialties. Mr. Chen, you can suppress Muyue's cold toxin but that's not the same as premature ejaculation! "Qin Luo could not help but ask.
"I heard that premature ejaculation can't be cured at all. Those doctors and hospitals that claim to be able to cure it are all lies …" Wei Ruilong said, sounding skeptical.
"Everyone, don't worry!"
Before Chen Xiaobei could explain, Wenren Muyue stood up and said, "If Mr. Chen says it can be cured, then it must be cured! Let's just wait and see the results! "
Everyone nodded in agreement. Wenren Muyue was never one to brag. The fact that she was supporting Chen Xiaobei meant that Chen Xiaobei was really capable!
"Muyue …"
Miao Yiyue frowned. "Have you ever thought that if Mr. Chen's medicine takes effect immediately, you will become the most dangerous person in the world!"
"Me? Why is that? "Wenren Muyue asked.
"There's no one else here. I'll just say it!"
Miao Yiyue said. "The Ninth Young Lord's body is no different from a eunuch! But if Mr. Chen turns him back into a man … What do you think the first thing he will do? "
"I …" Wenren Muyue was taken aback.
At the same time, the other people's faces fell as well.
Anyone who was not an idiot would know that if Ximen Dingjun's condition improved, the first thing he would do would be to have sex with Wenren Muyue …
That would make Wenren Muyue the most dangerous person.
"Don't worry! I'm here. Muyue will be safe! "Chen Xiaobei said.
Miao Yiyue immediately put his hands together and bowed. "I'm ashamed to say this. My cultivation is much higher than Mr. Chen's but at this critical moment, the responsibility of protecting Muyue will still fall on Mr. Chen's shoulders! I hope that Mr. Chen can deal with the Ninth Young Lord! You must protect Muyue! "
"Master Miao, you're too kind! I've been entrusted by Elder Wenren to protect Ms. Wenren! " Chen Xiaobei shrugged. "Everyone, go back to your tents and rest. If it's noisy at night, plug your ears with cotton!"
"Noisy at night? Why would it be noisy? "Everyone had no idea what was going on.
Chen Xiaobei smiled and left without saying a word.
When he was alone, Chen Xiaobei took out a small bottle from his Infinite Space Ring and weighed it in his hand. There was about half a bottle of liquid in it.
"It's such a waste to give such a good wine to a pervert!"
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