After staying in hotels and villas for so many days, Zhang Zian deeply felt that his own home was still the most comfortable. That kind of familiarity was something that no luxurious decoration could provide.
In the morning, because of the jet lag, he woke up later than usual and went to the bathroom.
There was a partition in the bathroom of his house that separated the toilet, washing machine, shower, bathtub, and sink. It separated the wet from the dry, so that he could shower and use the toilet at the same time. Fortunately, otherwise, he really wouldn't dare to put the mermaid in the bathtub in his room. She would probably call him a pervert …
Even so, he was very nervous when he peed. It took him a long time to pee, and he tried to control the "rhythm" so that she wouldn't hear the splashing sound. That would be too embarrassing.
After peeing, he went next door to wash up. He found that he was thinking too much — Sihwa seemed to be underwater when she slept. She probably couldn't hear the sound of him going to the bathroom at all.
She hadn't woken up yet, sleeping very deeply. Her hands were crossed over her abdomen, and her seaweed-like dark green hair floated on the side of her head and chest. She occasionally spat out one or two small bubbles that floated to the surface and exploded.
If he ignored the light blue fishtail on her lower body, if others saw this scene, they would probably think that he killed someone and hid the body.
When he washed his hands, he secretly blamed Old Time Tea for giving him a difficult problem. He didn't think that it was necessary for the mermaid to wear clothes, because her eyesore long hair always covered her chest very tightly. Wearing clothes was unnecessary …
But since Old Time Tea had spoken, he could only help her buy a swimsuit.
Of course, a normal one-piece swimsuit wouldn't work. She didn't have legs and couldn't wear it, so he could only buy a split swimsuit.
As a pure man without a girlfriend, Zhang Zian certainly couldn't go to the mall to buy a women's swimsuit. He would be regarded as a pervert, and it didn't seem very good to ask a girl he knew to buy a swimsuit for him. It would seem a bit ambiguous … Fortunately, there was the almighty Taobao. Not only swimsuits, but even aircraft carriers and J-20s could be bought there.
Last night, he took out his phone and asked her to choose a swimsuit she liked. She quickly chose a light blue bikini, almost the same color as her fishtail. Of course, the premise was that the seller's picture didn't have any color differences.
He didn't know her measurements, so he didn't know how to choose a size for her. She didn't know either. Fortunately, the considerate customer service told him that he could choose by weight. However, he didn't know her weight either, so he thought of an idea.
According to Archimedes' law, the buoyancy force she experienced in the water could be deduced from the weight of the overflowing water in the bathtub. Since she was basically in a floating state in the bathtub, her weight could be further estimated … Of course, this was nonsense. He threw a tape measure to her and asked her to measure her chest size.
He only wanted to buy the upper body of the bikini, but the customer service insisted that he could only buy the whole set and not sell it separately. They also said that they had never heard of anyone buying only half a set …
However, the problem was that mermaids only needed to wear their upper bodies. What was the use of the triangular swimming trunks? Collect?
After talking for a long time, he was still defeated by the customer service that refused to budge. He placed the order and paid for the entire set of bikinis, feeling that he had lost 100 million yuan!
Huala!
When he was brushing his teeth in front of the mirror, she popped her head out of the bathtub, wiped the water off her face, and said eagerly, "Ajeo-an, I want to watch TV! I just watched half of a Korean drama, and I want to know what the ending is! "
Zhang Zian spat out the foam in his mouth. "You have to say good morning or good morning when you wake up. Also, what's with your inexplicably long voice? "
"I accidentally bit my tongue!" she said, pouting.
The other elfins woke up one after another.
Xinghai jumped out of the crib and passed by the bathroom. Seeing Zhang Zian standing inside, she raised a front paw and greeted, "Meow! Good morning, Zian."
"Good morning, Xinghai."
"Zian, do you want to play hide and seek?" Xinghai asked, tilting her head.
"A little later. There are more things to do today." Zhang Zian wiped his mouth with a towel.
"Meow! Okay." Xinghai happily opened the bedroom door with her front paw and went downstairs to play with Wendy and the American Shorthair.
Zhang Zian said to her, "Look at Xinghai. The first thing she does when she wakes up is say good morning. You should learn from her."
"But I'm not a cat. I'm not good at acting cute!" she said.
Richard came out from under the small blanket next to the pillow, fluttered its wings and said, "Quack! That's right! You are good at acting dumb! "
"I don't care! I don't care! I want to watch TV! I want to watch Korean dramas! "She shook her hair like a rattle drum, splashing water all over the bathroom.
"I don't have a TV here. Look, I didn't watch TV either," Zhang Zian said perfunctorily.
"You liar!" She stared at him and said, "Last night, I clearly heard the sound of TV coming from downstairs! Don't think I don't know anything! "
"Ahem! I was watching TV. "Old Time Tea also woke up, stretched its body, and put on its hat.
"I don't care! I want to watch TV too! I want to watch TV! I want to watch TV! "She muttered, wanting to watch TV no matter what.
Old Time Tea said seriously, "Sihwa, I'm a few years older than you, and I came here earlier than you. I've never been in contact with TV before, but after watching it for a while, I think I have some understanding of TV. "
Sihwa frowned, not understanding Old Time Tea's words.
Old Time Tea continued, "I don't think that TV is suitable for children who are too young to watch, because a lot of the content shown on TV is open to discussion, and it may lead children whose worldview is not set in the right direction. It is more suitable for adults with a certain level of judgment."
"But I'm also an adult." She pointed at herself and said, "I have to wear an XL swimsuit!"
Zhang Zian was speechless.
Old Time Tea laughed and said, "Hehe, whether or not you are an adult is not determined by your body, but by your mind. In my opinion, Sihwa, you're still too young to watch TV. "
Sihwa just took a breath and was about to explode, but Old Time Tea changed its tone and said, "Of course, if you behave normally, it's not like I can't let you watch TV in a few days."
Obviously, Old Time Tea had grown up with the mischievous Ye Wen, so it knew how to coax children. It was nothing more than a slap in the face and a carrot …
Sihwa fell for it, and with both hands on the edge of the bathtub, she asked, "Then, what counts as a good performance?"
"You might as well start with good morning," Old Time Tea said with a smile.
She pouted. Although she was reluctant, the attraction of TV was too strong, so she said in a small voice, "Good … Good morning."
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