Zhang Zian used a mop to clean up the overflowing water in the bathtub. Then, facing the open space, he released the other elfins one by one.
"Wow! Ajeo … An, do you know magic? That's amazing! Can you teach me? "
The mermaid watched the elfins appear out of thin air and was shocked.
"Hey, who is Ajeo?" Zhang Zian asked.
She blinked her eyes and pretended to be innocent. "I clearly said — ah! Zian. "
Although the pronunciation of "Ajeo" and "Ah! Zian "were indeed very similar, and with her pitiful look, if she were a human girl, there would probably be a bunch of losers who would come to suck up to her. But this kind of cleverness couldn't fool Zhang Zian.
He heard very clearly that she had indeed said "Ajeossi" at first, and then changed the pronunciation urgently.
"Don't think I didn't hear you! What did we agree on? "He wasn't easily fooled by her.
She shook her hair disapprovingly, and water droplets fell all over the floor. "Aiya! Don't be so stingy! I just accidentally bit my tongue! "
Zhang Zian was speechless. This reason was very strange.
"Are you a magician?" She pointed at the elfins and asked, "How did you make them come out? People make pigeons come out of their hats. How did you make parrots and cats? "
"Quack? Don't compare me to pigeons! But Jeff, you must be very happy, right? Your IQ is finally at the bottom of the list in the shop! "Richard said, standing on the door frame.
Zhang Zian glared at it, warning it not to talk nonsense.
There was a small window next to the bathtub in the bathroom. It was for ventilation after a shower and to get rid of the moisture in the room, so the curtains were usually closed.
The mermaid opened the curtains and looked outside, but it was already dark. She couldn't see anything.
"I say, don't put your face on the window and look outside!" Zhang Zian warned her seriously. "People who don't know might think that I'm hiding a mistress in my house! What if it delays me from finding a girlfriend? "
"Quack! Then you can officially find a boyfriend. You can say that this mermaid is your best friend! "Richard shouted, gloating.
Bestie? What? I'm best friends with a fish?
Zhang Zian swung the mop and wanted to hit it, but it escaped to the top of the bathroom.
She pursed her lips. "In this world, only tall, rich, and handsome men can find a girlfriend. You look like the second male lead in a Korean drama who fought with the male lead for the female lead but failed!"
How heart-wrenching!
Although what she said did make sense …
"Hmph!" Fei Na had just dodged the water droplets that she had thrown out from her hair and said disdainfully, "A mere gold-worshipping fish actually dares to boast shamelessly in my divine palace!"
Zhang Zian really wanted to complain that this gold-worshipping cat was now accusing her of being a gold-worshipping fish. However, it would be more convincing if she put down the pearl in her paws before saying that.
Ever since Fina picked up this big pearl at the seaside, she couldn't put it down. She often played with it in her paws, just like how other cats played with furballs.
"Eh?" She crossed her hands on the edge of the bathtub, rested her sharp chin on her arms, and stared at Fina with great interest. "Aren't you the orange cat from the beach?"
"What!" Fina's almond-shaped eyes were wide open. Its gaze was as cold as an ice arrow, shooting straight at her. "This is not the beach. I advise you to think carefully before you speak. You must know that trouble comes from the mouth. Don't regret it too late!"
She sniffed indifferently. "Isn't this the beach? I can smell the smell of the sea. "
Binhai City was located on the east coast of China. It was a coastal city, close to the sea. The Amazing Fate Pet Shop was located in the Dongcheng District of Binhai City. The other three cities had suburbs, but the Dongcheng District did not. That was because the sea was very close to the city.
"It seems that you are stubborn!"
Fina said coldly. She threw the pearl to Snowy Lionet. "Take good care of it for me. I will teach this shameless fish a lesson!"
Zhang Zian saw that the two of them were about to fight. He wanted to stop them, but Fina's movements were too fast. Before he finished speaking, she had already pounced on the mermaid.
He thought that since she had left the beach, it was unlikely that she would continue to use her tail fin to hit the water to protect herself. Otherwise, the bathtub would be empty in just a few hits.
She really did not hit the water. Seeing that Fina was approaching, she simply slid down, put her head and neck into the water, and lay at the bottom of the bathtub.
Fina fell on the windowsill and stared at her across the water.
It did not want to get its fur wet. Even if it put its claws into the water, they would not be long enough to touch her.
"I want to see how long you can hide in the water!" It leaned on the windowsill calmly, ready to teach her a lesson when she came out of the water to breathe.
However, one minute passed …
Two minutes passed …
Five minutes passed …
The mermaid was lying comfortably at the bottom of the water. She had no intention of coming out of the water to breathe. It seemed that she could lie in the water until the end of time.
Fina was speechless.
The atmosphere was a little awkward. Zhang Zian walked over to smooth things over. "Forget it, Fina. You are the thirteenth, the guardian of the Kingdom of Eternity. Don't bother with this salted fish."
"It's Fina Paris XIII!" Fina glared at him. "As my servant, you can't even remember my full name. What use do I have for you?"
"Meow meow meow! Castrate! Castrate! "Snowy Lionet took advantage of the situation with a pearl on its forehead like it was performing acrobatics.
"Okay, okay, okay. It's Fina Paris XIII. I will remember this time," Zhang Zian said perfunctorily.
Fina felt that there was no point in continuing this confrontation. Plus, it was hungry, so it decided to let her go for now. It jumped down from the windowsill, took the pearl off Snowy Lionet's forehead, and said to Zhang Zian, "Inform the imperial kitchen that I want to eat grilled fish tonight!"
It usually ate grilled chicken. Today, it suddenly wanted to eat grilled fish, obviously to intimidate the mermaid.
Unexpectedly, the mermaid popped her head out of the water, raised an arm, and said, "Ah! Zian! I want to eat grilled fish too! "
Zhang Zian said, "You did it on purpose, right? You have to pronounce my name correctly first! "
"I accidentally bit my tongue!" She pouted and said confidently.
"Let's put this question aside. You are a mermaid. Why do you want to eat grilled fish? Isn't this cannibalism? "Zhang Zian complained.
"I'm not a fish! I'm a mermaid, and a beautiful one at that! " She crossed her arms in front of her chest and said very seriously, "I heard people say at the beach that the mountain doesn't matter how high it is. The water doesn't matter how deep it is. Although this is a shabby room, as long as I'm here, it's great! "
Zhang Zian was about to complain about this specious sentence, but he didn't expect Fina to complain first.
"Nonsense! It's obvious that the mountain doesn't matter how high it is. It's the cat that's famous! "it said disdainfully.
"Grandpa Tea, help me hold down Liu Yuxi's coffin!" Zhang Zian asked Old Time Tea for help.
Old Time Tea smiled bitterly for a long time and said, "Sihwa, as you said, you are not a fish, but a mermaid. Since you have the word 'human,' you have to abide by human etiquette."
It raised a front paw, pointed at her bare shoulder, and said, "You're naked. What's wrong with that? It's really indecent. I advise you to at least wear some clothes, okay? "
"Quack! There are people here who can't wait for her to be naked! "Richard winked at Zhang Zian mischievously.
"Clothes?" She looked at Old Time Tea's robe, and then looked at Zhang Zian's clothes. "Is that what you have? I want to wear it, but I don't have any clothes to wear. Besides, won't I get wet? "
This was indeed a problem. If she didn't wear clothes, Zhang Zian couldn't control his eyes from wandering around.
"Actually, some clothes are meant to be worn in the water," he suggested. "For example, swimsuits."
"That's good. I want to wear a swimsuit, a beautiful swimsuit!" She happily slapped the water with her tail fin, pointed at Zhang Zian, and said, "Since it's your suggestion, go buy me a few!"
Zhang Zian was speechless.
F * ck!
You want me to buy women's clothes?
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