Zhang Zian wanted to get rid of these two weirdos as soon as possible.
Wang Qian raised his head and smiled, "Master, we all saw it."
Li Kun also raised his head, "Yes, Master, don't try to lie to us."
Zhang Zian was even more confused. These two people didn't look like mental patients. Were they paranoid and manic? He heard that this type of patient was no different from normal people, but once they had an episode, they wouldn't recognize anyone.
"What did I lie to you about? Did I cheat you of your money or your integrity? " As he feigned civility, he cast his gaze towards the door, hoping that someone would come in at this moment, see that something was wrong, and call the police.
Wang Qian said, "Master, of course you didn't cheat our money. We don't have money to cheat."
Li Kun said, "Integrity has been thrown away a long time ago."
Zhang Zian shook his head and tried to persuade them as gently as possible. "If you want to buy a pet, you can look around. If not... I'm afraid I don't have what you want in my shop. Please find someone else."
He didn't dare to yell at these two people, in case he angered them and made them have an episode. It was not illegal for mental patients to kill people!
Wang Qian said, "Master! Please don't give up on us! "
You should go back to the mental hospital for treatment! Zhang Zian complained in his heart.
Wang Qian wanted to say more, but Li Kun pulled Wang Qian and said loudly, "I understand. Master must be testing my sincerity."
Wang Qian suddenly understood. How could a hidden master casually accept a disciple? That disciple was too worthless. He must go through a lot of tests! So he didn't say more and let Li Kun, who had read many cultivation novels, make the decision.
Li Kun stood up, pulled Wang Qian up, and said to Zhang Zian, "Master, please rest assured. Our sincerity is as bright as the sun and the moon! We will come here every day in the future. Our sincerity will move metal and stone. Master will be touched by our sincerity and accept us as your disciple! "
"Please don't! How can I do business then? "Zhang Zian complained. The two of them left as quickly as they came. After speaking, they turned around and left the shop.
Fina's words came from behind, "Since they are sincere, why don't you accept them? The more people who serve me, the better."
Xinghai also said happily, "Meow! Xinghai loved excitement! Let's play hide-and-seek! "
Zhang Zian put his hand on his forehead. He couldn't live like this anymore!
…
Wang Qian and Li Kun left the pet shop and basked in the warm sunshine again. Looking at the busy street and recalling the magical scene in the pet shop, they sighed together, as if they had been reincarnated into the world.
"Brother," Wang Qian held Li Kun's hand and was moved to tears. "The door to a new world has opened."
Li Kun wiped his tears and said, "I told you that the cultivation novels were real, but you never believed me …"
Wang Qian lowered his head in shame. "Brother, I was wrong. I apologize!"
Li Kun held Wang Qian's hand. "We're brothers, why are you apologizing?"
Wang Qian said, "Brother!"
Li Kun: "What is it?"
Wang Qian: "The passersby are looking at us strangely …"
Li Kun: "What are you afraid of? We will soon become the protagonists of cultivation novels! Once we're successful in our cultivation, whoever dares to glare at us, we'll kill their entire family! "
Wang Qian: "Brother, your hostility is too strong. You have to control it. Otherwise, you'll become a demon instead of a cultivator …"
Li Kun: "Actually, I don't want to, but the protagonists of cultivation novels are decisive, decisive, and willing to accept everything …"
Wang Qian waved his hand. "Let's not talk about this. How old do you think our master is? "
Li Kun pondered for a moment. "Although he's not more than 30 years old, I think our master is more than 100 years old."
Wang Qian sucked in a breath of cold air. "Doesn't that mean …"
Li Kun nodded. "To be able to practice advanced animal taming skills to such a high level, our master must be at least in the Innate Stage, maybe even half a step away from the Golden Core Stage …"
Wang Qian was shocked. He knew that his brother had a deep understanding of cultivation. Since his brother said so, it was a sure thing.
"A hidden master half a step away from the Golden Core Stage … I can't believe we met him …" he exclaimed.
Li Kun ignored the silly looks from the passersby and laughed loudly. "Hahaha! That's right! This is the treatment of the protagonists of novels! As long as Master accepts us as disciples, us two brothers will be able to move unhindered throughout the world in the future! If God stops us, we'll kill him! "
Wang Qian suddenly had an idea. "Should we change the way we address each other?"
Li Kun agreed. "Then I'll call you Senior Brother from now on!"
Wang Qian laughed. "You'll be my Second Junior Brother from now on!"
"Senior Brother!"
"Second Junior Brother!"
…
Just as the two of them were deep in their brotherhood, Wang Qian's phone rang.
Wang Qian pulled his sweaty hand out of Li Kun's palm and picked up the phone. It was one of their classmates. Although this classmate was not studying the same major as them, he was also a member of the Wang Haige Forum, so they got to know each other.
"Hey! Lai Zi, what's up? I have good news for you, but you have to treat me to a meal … "Wang Qian answered the phone.
"Why the f * ck are you asking me if I'm okay? What the f * ck! "Lai Zi scolded." You f * cking canceled the live post you posted? People know that we know each other, and they're asking me if you're in the palace. My f * cking forum inbox is about to explode! "
"F * ck!" Wang Qian remembered the live post, and he couldn't help but break out in sweat!
He didn't have time to say anything else, and hurriedly said, "I got it! I'll hang up first. I'll update immediately! "After that, he hung up.
He switched to the Wang Haige Forum app. Good lord, the number of replies to the live post had already exceeded 200 pages and 4000 posts. The refresh page was becoming sluggish, and the forum server was about to collapse!
He typed at the fastest speed in his life, "The Water King is here, brothers, don't panic!"
Li Kun also typed, "The Water King is back, everyone calm down!"
A female ID was the first to reply, "Ah ah, I calculated that the two of you disappeared for 17 minutes and 42 seconds. Your endurance is above average! Hehe! "
Wang Qian and Li Kun were confused, but they felt their anus tighten at the same time, as if those arrow symbols had pierced into their anus …
"F * ck! Where the hell did the two of you go? We almost called the police! "
"Yeah, we seriously discussed whether to call 110 or 911."
…
Seeing that the two of them, as Water Elemental Lords, were about to drown in the raging flood, Wang Qian had to cut the nonsense and go straight to the point.
"I announce that the results of this investigation are out!"
"We admit our mistakes!"
"We witnessed with our own eyes that the pets of the Amazing Fate Pet Shop … are really good and obedient!"
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