Wang Qian and Li Kun were students at Binhai University. They were currently in their third year.
Their parents were also very familiar with each other. They were almost betrothed before they were born. They even had names, "Qian" and "Kun." Later, they went to the hospital for an ultrasound. The two grew up together. They went to elementary school, middle school, and high school together. Later, they were admitted to Binhai University together. They studied the same major and were assigned to the same dormitory. They could be said to be good friends.
Everyone who had been to university knew that after the first and second year, it would be easier from the third year. They studied liberal arts, so they didn't need to do experiments. Therefore, they were even more relaxed. When they had nothing to do, they would chat online or play games with their dormitory classmates.
They were known as the Wang Haige Forum's Water King and Water Sage. They chatted from high school all the way to university. Wang Qian had been registered for five years and had posted 76,000 times. His good friend Li Kun had also been registered for five years. The registration date was the same, and he had posted 81,000 times.
Wang Qian and Li Kun's main battlefield was the comments section. Basically, their footprints could be found in every post. From the latest election in the US to the Sri Lankan tourist trap, whether they understood it or not, whether they had been there or not, they would always find the right angle to join in. If no one paid attention to them, it would be fine. Once someone quoted their post and expressed an objection, they would use continuous replies to beat them down.
Pets were definitely not allowed in the student dormitory. Otherwise, the dormitory manager would activate the AOE mode. Wang Qian and Li Kun didn't have pets either. However, they had a Chinese field cat and a Pekingese dog at home. Therefore, they would sometimes visit the pet area of Wang Haige. It should be said that there was no section of the forum that they didn't visit.
The two of them knew everything that happened on the forum, big and small, as well as all the gossip and scandals. The online scolding caused by the ID "Qi Qi" continued to heat up. Wang Qian and Li Kun also participated in it. It was not appropriate to say that it was "like they were on steroids, enjoying it and adding fuel to the fire." However, their attitude was initially on the side of Stars Pet Chain Supermarket because the doubts raised by "Qi Qi" at the beginning had no solid evidence.
"Qi Qi" mentioned in the main post that those IDs were registered at similar times and always appeared in the same type of posts. Therefore, they were the water army. This time, Wang Qian and Li Kun were not convinced.
Why? Our IDs were registered at the same time, and our replying habits were the same as well. Were we also part of the Internet Water Army?
If you're not dead, you'll be hanging upside down. If you're not satisfied, you'll just fight!
The two of them were very famous in the forum. Although they only knew how to brag, they each had hundreds of followers. The two of them took the lead in objecting, and their followers followed suit. It could be said that before the Stars Pet Chain Supermarket's water army appeared in the post, it was the two of them who were trying their best to turn the tide and challenge "Qi Qi," and they firmly believed that "Qi Qi" was the water army of the Amazing Fate Pet Shop.
However, on Saturday evening, the plot reversed, and a face-slapping plot appeared. "Qi Qi" took out the decisive evidence and announced the IP addresses and real addresses corresponding to the IDs of the Internet Water Army.
The two of them fell silent, and so did their followers. Moreover, dozens of people unfollowed them.
The two of them claimed to be the righteous messengers of the forum. If they continued to support Stars Pet Chain Supermarket, wouldn't they be helping the wicked?
Closing the webpage, they started LoL at the same time and played a round, but they couldn't calm down.
Wang Qian gave Li Kun a look, and Li Kun understood. The two of them left one after the other and went to the corridor to smoke.
Wang Qian lit up his cigarette and helped Li Kun. Li Kun took a deep breath, held it in his lungs for half a minute, and exhaled a long white breath.
"F * ck! Exhaled like an arrow! "Li Kun shouted in surprise," Am I successful in cultivation? "
Wang Qian choked and coughed, "Bullsh * t! You've read too many f * cking cultivation novels! "
Of course, Li Kun didn't cultivate. He just wanted to liven up the atmosphere. Now that his goal was achieved, he didn't want to be stupid anymore.
"What's wrong?" he asked. As the best of friends, there was no need to finish the sentence. Li Kun even felt that after a few years, there would be no need for them to talk anymore.
"I'll check it out tomorrow," Wang Qian said straightforwardly.
"Okay," Li Kun said, "tomorrow is Sunday, and there's no class."
"You say it like you'll go if there's a class …"
Such a short and comfortable conversation had been going on between the two of them for many years, and it would go on forever.
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The next morning (for college students, the definition of "morning" was 11 AM), as the first group of customers at noon, they went to the cafeteria to eat "breakfast," then left the campus and went straight to the Amazing Fate Pet Shop.
The ID "Qi Qi" praised the pets in the Amazing Fate Pet Shop to the sky, saying that the pets in that shop were very good, obedient, and obedient. The two of them snorted at this kind of words. Did they really think that others had never raised pets before?
They were the same kind of pets. How bad could they be? How obedient could they be? Could they go to heaven?
Being obedient was even more bullsh * t. It was true that dogs could be obedient after training, but cats were always independent. Heaven was the boss, and cats were second. Cats didn't listen to anyone, so it would be strange if cats were obedient!
The two of them didn't want to admit defeat, so they planned to find another way. "It's true that those IDs are the Internet Water Army of Stars Pet Chain Supermarket. If we can prove that" Qi Qi "is the Internet Water Army of the Amazing Fate Pet Shop, can we fight to a draw and save face?"
How clever!
Such a clever action, how could they not let everyone know?
When they were near the Amazing Fate Pet Shop, Wang Qian used his phone to post a post in the forum: "Live Post: Risking Death to Reveal the Truth of the Amazing Fate Pet Shop!" And it was posted in their base camp — the chat zone!
"Why did the 90-year-old cat die naked on the street?
Why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night?
Why did the dog food in the pet shop suffer from the same person?
Why did the fish tank heating rod keep getting stolen?
Serial Sow Rape Case, Who Is Behind It?
The old parrot's cage was knocked every night. Was it a person or a ghost?
What was hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of female dogs?
Was it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality behind all of this? Was it the outbreak of sex or the helplessness of hunger?
Welcome to the legendary Amazing Fate Pet Shop! "
Such a gimmick title and content immediately blew up the entire chat zone!
Of course, if they hadn't played League of Legends last night and had rushed here immediately before Fina appeared, they might have succeeded.
In the words of their foreign friends, the two of them were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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