At the mention of the mysterious ancient Egypt, many Chinese people's minds immediately sprouted many sensational rumors, such as the curse of the pyramids, endless treasures, and the resurrection of mummies, and a series of sensational rumors.
Similarly, when many Westerners mentioned China, they would have many unrealistic fantasies in their minds. For example, the Chinese were all martial arts masters, table tennis masters, and they all had braids behind their heads, and other old-fashioned stereotypes.
Modern Egyptians could barely be considered Westerners, but Egypt's economic level and urban style were basically equivalent to China's in the 1990s. There were not many Chinese people who traveled to Egypt, so their impression of ancient China was even more exaggerated than Chinese people's impression of ancient Egypt.
In other countries, Richard's bluff might not be able to fool people, but because of the magical impression of balm and the various fantasies of ancient China, the Egyptians actually bought it!
Zhang Zian could not understand the conversation between Richard and the six Egyptian men, but he could read the greed written on their faces.
However, he was very puzzled. How had Richard aroused their greed? Was it because of these few bottles of Pin Xixi's popular cooling oil?
Richard had been nagged by Zhang Zian along the way, so it could not speak without thinking, so as not to violate local customs. It had been nagged to the point of being impatient. It just so happened that these people were unjust in the first place, so it was not wrong for it to play a trick on them, right?
"Since we are very congenial, I will reveal another secret to you! Let me tell you, in addition to repelling mosquitoes, clearing heat, relieving heat, and seduction, the emperor's cooling oil has an ultimate effect. I will not tell ordinary people! "it said, pretending to be mysterious.
The six Egyptian men's appetites were even higher, and they said impatiently, "What ultimate effect? The friendship between China and Egypt will last forever. Let this cooling oil be a testament to the friendship between the Chinese and Egyptian people! "
Richard saw that they were so anxious that they were about to snatch it. It knew that it had left them in suspense and could no longer keep them in suspense, so it said in a low voice, "This has to start with Cixi's husband. Do you know who Cixi's husband is? The emperor of China? Isn't this nonsense! Let me tell you, her husband is Emperor Xianfeng. You might find this name unfamiliar, but it doesn't matter. You just need to know that this is an emperor who lusts after women. The Emperor of China had three palaces and six courtyards, seventy-two concubines, and three thousand beauties in the imperial harem. Grinding an iron rod into an embroidery needle, in the end, the Xianfeng Emperor indulged himself too much, and the iron rod was also ground into an embroidery needle. What could be done? There are so many beautiful girls, but I can only look and not touch. How unlucky would I be? "
The six men smiled knowingly and winked at each other.
"And then?" they asked.
Richard continued, "Then, Cixi appeared. There were seven levels in China's harem. It only took Cixi five years to rise from the fifth level to the second level. What did she rely on? It's all thanks to the Emperor Cooling Ointment! "
The six men seemed to realize something. "Could it be …"
"That's right! The ultimate effect of the Emperor Cooling Ointment is to solve your unspeakable problems, prolong the duration of the battle, increase the intensity of the battle, and restore your masculinity! "Richard shouted.
Zhang Zian mechanically mouthed to cooperate with Richard. Before he could recover, he saw these big Arabian men hurriedly reach out their big hands and forcibly snatch the bottles of cooling ointment from his hands. Then, they held them in their arms like they were treasures, and they were even vigilant against each other!
What the heck!
What was going on?
Zhang Zian was shocked. His fingers were almost broken by these people.
He was speechless for a moment, but since the cooling ointment that he wanted to give out had already been given out, there was no need to continue to stay. Not to mention that Fina was already impatient from waiting. Every time it became hungry, its anger would rise.
"Wait! Wait! "
He turned around and was about to leave when he heard someone calling him from behind. He thought that these people had discovered that this cooling ointment was not the real cooling ointment and wanted to beat him up. He was about to break into a run when he heard Richard say in a low voice, "Stop, you idiot!"
He did not understand, so he had to stop.
The few men ran over again, pointed at the cooling ointment, and asked, "This is all written in China. We can't understand it. How do we use it to... restore masculinity?"
Zhang Zian did not understand, so Richard answered for him again, "Have you heard of Indian magic oil? What? Never heard of it? Well, the usage is the same as Indian magic oil. Just apply it there. Don't be greedy, just a thin layer will do. The effect of the China Emperor Cooling Ointment is a hundred times stronger than Indian magic oil. That refreshing... tsk tsk! "
The few men understood. They stopped smoking the hookah, drinking the black tea, and playing mahjong. They all dispersed, going home or looking for women to test the effects of the ointment.
Soon, only Zhang Zian was left alone at the scene, holding a silver hookah and not knowing what to do.
"You idiot! What are you still standing here for? Hurry up and run! When they come back, I guarantee that your chrysanthemum will turn into a sunflower. If they can come back, I estimate that they won't be able to get off the ground for at least a day! "Richard said, patting his head with its wings.
When Zhang Zian heard this, he knew that this b * tch bird had definitely caused trouble again, but he did not know what trouble it had caused this time.
In any case, a wise man knew better than to fight when the odds were against him. Even if he wanted to teach Richard a lesson, he had to leave here first.
He called the elfins to leave together, went around a few alleys, and came to a relatively secluded place before stopping to ask Richard in detail about what had happened.
Richard told them that they felt that the Chinese tourists did not dare to cause trouble and were easy to bully, so they planned to blackmail Zhang Zian, until he told them the reason why they left in a hurry.
Zhang Zian and the elfins were speechless.
Old Time Tea clapped its hands and laughed. "Evil people will be punished by evil people. Richard's action is very good. He gave them a little punishment, so that they know that there are capable people in our great country. From then on, they will not dare to look down on the world! When I first met them, I always felt that they looked honest but were actually cunning. Their mannerisms seemed warm but were actually hypocritical. I wanted to warn you, but I was worried that the people here might be born like this, so I didn't say much. It turns out that my old eyes are not blurry. "
The other elfins also praised Richard for its adaptability.
"Quack! My intelligence has finally been discovered by you! "Richard jumped up and down on Zhang Zian's head and shoulders, extremely excited.
"Don't praise it. Can't you see that its tail is up in the sky?" he said helplessly. "But anyway, we won't be here for a few days. There are so many people here. Even if they want to cause trouble, they won't be able to find us. We just have to be more careful in the future … Let's find a place to eat first."
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