It wasn't just Egypt. The status of men and women in the entire Arab world … was not equal.
These men smoked hookahs, played mahjong, and drank black tea every day from morning to night. They pushed all the work to the women at home, and both they and their women took it for granted.
It wasn't right to say that they had nothing to do every day. For example, they often greeted passing tourists and invited them to smoke hookahs, drink black tea, and play mahjong together. However, they couldn't smoke hookahs and drink black tea for nothing. Even if the tourists smoked and drank a mouthful, they had to pay. As for mahjong … If you could beat the Egyptians in Egyptian mahjong, you could be considered talented. It was more likely that you would lose your pants.
Most of the locals in Egypt's popular tourist mecca thought that foreign tourists were chickens that ran past their doorsteps. It would be a waste not to slaughter them. Anyway, if you were slaughtered, you wouldn't be able to redress your grievances.
Besides, tourists had money. Would people who didn't have money come to travel?
One yuan was almost equivalent to three Egyptian pounds. It wasn't too much to ask for 200 Egyptian pounds for a puff of smoke, right?
If tourists were deceived by the illusion of hospitality, or if they smoked hookahs and drank black tea out of pure curiosity, there was basically no possibility of leaving without paying.
These men sat there every day, leisurely eating and sleeping, and slaughtering tourists. They earned a lot of money, and when they returned home, they could still consider themselves the pillars of the family.
Although Zhang Zian didn't know what they were planning, out of hygiene considerations, he didn't smoke their cigarettes or drink their tea. Even if they wanted to extort money, they couldn't start.
They had blackmailed other China tourists and were no strangers to things like cooling ointment. However, they had never heard of an emperor version of cooling ointment. Their curiosity was piqued, and they temporarily forgot about blackmailing people.
After careful observation, they found that the packaging box of cooling ointment in Zhang Zian's hands was indeed different from the ones they had seen before. It was fresh and elegant, with a sense of outstanding elegance. Their eyes became even more scorching. In fact, this was because other China tourists weren't crazy enough to buy cooling ointment from Pinduo Xixi and give it to their foreign friends.
"What is an emperor version of cooling ointment? For the emperor of China? "they asked in Arabic, all at once.
Zhang Zian didn't understand what they were talking about, but Richard could. Not only could it understand these words, but it also understood the slang and code words that they said to each other before they hit on Zhang Zian. They thought that Chinese people were easy to bully, and even if they were bullied, they would swallow their anger. They thought that Chinese people were born fat sheep, and they couldn't miss this chance.
So it said in Arabic, "That's right! It was the cooling oil used by the emperor of China! Cixi! Have you heard of Cixi? She was basically the last female emperor of China, just like your Cleopatra VII! "
They did not know who Cixi was, but as soon as Cleopatra VII was mentioned, they understood and exclaimed, "Oh! Is this the cooling oil used by Empress Cixi? "
Zhang Zian did not understand, but in order to prevent himself from being exposed, he could only mimic the shape of their mouths. Anyway, these people's attention was not on him.
He subconsciously lowered his head and immediately broke out in a cold sweat!
F * ck!
I didn't pay attention when I received the goods!
This … this … this … this was not cooling oil at all!
When the express arrived, he was not at home. He might have gone to the beach. In the end, it was Wang Qian and Li Kun who signed for it. These two idiots did not open the box to check before signing for it. When he went home, he did not pay attention and just brought it over.
Only then did he realize that it was not "cooling oil" written on the box, but "cooling oil"!
What the f * ck is cooling oil? Will I die if I apply it?
He was suddenly at a loss, and his mind was full of thoughts on how to get out of here …
"Yes! Yes! It was used by Empress Cixi! The emperor's cooling oil is not ordinary. Clearing heat and relieving heat is just the basic operation. The key is that after applying it, the body will naturally emit a mint fragrance, and even … some kind of magical effect that cannot be described! "
The more Richard talked, the more excited it became, and the few men almost lost their heads.
"What … what magical effect? Is it … that kind? "
The few men swallowed nervously, looked around, and asked in a low but urgent voice.
"Cough! This … I can't say it, I can't say it! "Richard deliberately kept them in suspense.
"Why can't you say it? We are all men, we all understand! Egyptians and Chinese people are good brothers! I have a cousin who works in the capital of China, and my brother-in-law is also studying in China! The friendship between China and Egypt will last forever! "In order to get an answer, they blurted it out.
Richard did not let go. Seeing that Zhang Zian was still unmoved, they whispered a few words to each other, picked up a silver hookah, and stuffed it into Zhang Zian's hands. "This is for you, in exchange for the secret of the emperor's cooling oil!"
Zhang Zian was anxious about the cooling ointment, but suddenly a hookah was stuffed into his mouth. He couldn't help but be confused. But looking at the expressions and tone of these people, they didn't seem to be angry. Instead, they seemed to be eager to know something.
So he made up his mind and pretended to be calm. Anyway, even he, a proper Chinese man, had not noticed that the word "cool" was missing a little. He reckoned that these Arabians, who did not know Chinese characters, would not notice it either.
He used his fingernail to lightly tap the silver hookah, and the body of the hookah made a leisurely and pleasant sound, which made him very satisfied.
Praise Pin Xixi! This pile of silver must be worth a lot of money, right?
Richard pretended to be mysterious and lowered his voice to a volume that only they could hear. "Well, for the sake of the friendship between China and Egypt, I will make an exception and tell you! It is the effect that you think it is! Women cannot resist the temptation of the emperor's cooling oil at all. After smelling it, they will feel like they are on cloud nine, and you can easily hook up with them without any effort. In bed, you can do whatever you want! "
The few people were so shocked that their eyeballs almost fell out.
Although Arabian women were conservative, there were many foreign female tourists here!
Among the thousands of small shops in the Khan el-Khalili market, some shop owners would sell aphrodisiac for women to their regular customers in addition to their main business.
When these Arabian shop owners bragged to each other, they were all proud that they had hooked up with foreign female tourists of different skin colors, but female tourists were not so easy to hook up with. Even with the help of aphrodisiac, the ones that could be hooked up were often very ugly. But if there was the magical emperor's cooling oil …
"Quack! China's last female emperor, Cixi, made her debut with this emperor's cooling oil. Along the way, she charmed the emperor under her skirt, and finally became an eternal emperor! "
Taking advantage of the fact that they did not understand China's history, Richard slightly adapted the experience of Cleopatra the Seventh, and immediately convinced them!
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