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"Sigh, it's said that a hundred thousand taels of silver can be earned in three years, but you only managed to earn fifty thousand in the past five years … What a loser!" Jun Moxie continued to sigh.
You yourself said that there are a hundred thousand magistrates, but I'm just a county magistrate, and a county magistrate with only tens of thousands of people under my jurisdiction … Compared to a magistrate … there are several levels of difference. Fat Pig Sausage continued to mutter in his heart. However, he still maintained a respectful expression on his face as he listened to Jun Mo Xie's lecture.
"But it doesn't matter. Perhaps it's better to say that we learn from our mistakes. Now that the Young Master is here, you will know what to do. Hmm, the Young Master will return from the Southern Heaven Region in about two months. At that time, I'm afraid we won't be able to sit in this carriage anymore. In these two months, you have to seize the time to extort and extort money. Hurry up and take bribes. When Young Master comes back, he still needs to hire a better carriage. You'd better be prepared! Don't be in such a hurry like this time. Opportunities are only given to those who are prepared! "Jun Dashao said.
Fat Pig Intestine fell to the ground and kowtowed as if he was pounding garlic with his head. Tears streamed down his face as he said, "Young General, this lowly official will never dare to do it again. This lowly official will definitely repent and turn over a new leaf. This lowly official will repent and turn over a new leaf! Resolutely working for the welfare of the people, working with all one's heart, blood, sweat, and tears … This … "
"You're so cultured! He could actually say so many idioms. Say a few more words. If you say a few more words, perhaps I will soften my heart and show mercy or something! "Jun Moxie looked at him with a smile and praised him.
Fat Pig Intestines kowtowed and prostrated himself on the ground. At this moment, he had already made a decision in his heart that he would rather die than change. As an official, it was better to be an honest official and a good official. You can't be a corrupt official … Brothers, you will know the pain of being a corrupt official after meeting this young general …
He regretted it so much … This guy actually wanted to build another carriage after two months?
I cried, my tears spilled in my heart!
If she were to cry in front of him, she would probably lose her life …
I must summon all the corrupt officials in the world. I must be an honest and upright official. I must serve the people …
While Jun Dashao was plundering the place, the soul-devouring troops outside also came back. They were carrying a human head, and the blood was dripping on the lobby of the county government. The poor Fatty Intestine almost fainted out of fear …
Damn, why are there so many of them …
Jun Mo Xie's vanguard had eaten, drunk, and extorted enough. So, he patted his butt and left. Fat Pig Sausage raised his head and looked forward to Jun Wuyi's army. After all, Jun Moxie had said, "If there's even the slightest mistake in the army's supplies, I'll immediately come back to make a carriage. As for the quality of the military supplies, it was up to Sir Jun Wuyi to decide. You should weigh the pros and cons …
Therefore, Fat Pig Sausage's enthusiasm made Jun Wuyi's hair stand on end. What kind of person is this … "
As for Jun Mo Xie, the Great Vanguard, he continued to lead his 250 + 1 Heaven Destroyer and Spirit Devourer army towards the south in high spirits. He didn't seem to have opened a path in the mountains or built a bridge in the rivers, but the entire way was filled with blood and carnage.
Naturally, the strength of the Heaven Destroyer and Spirit Devourer troops improved by leaps and bounds under his deliberate bloody training. Each of their temperaments became more and more murderous. Each of them was like a ferocious ghost from hell. Their sharp eyes and cruel aura clearly showed that they were a terrifying existence on the battlefield like a meat grinder!
Of course, such an army could move at a very fast pace! Every day, there was only one team to complete the task of exterminating the bandits. They rotated like this. Moreover, the two teams also had to compete against each other. They were competing to see if there were any fish that slipped through the net. The punishment for the losing team was not very severe. In fact, it was very light. They only had to wash the other team's underwear for a day!
This kind of competition directly caused the two teams to be like two strong men who had taken a double dose of aphrodisiac seeing an old pig with double eyelids the moment they saw the bandits. They charged forward like wolves and tigers, chopping melons and vegetables …
Punishment was not a problem. Face was more important!
It was only the afternoon of the fourth day. Jun Moxie's troops had already opened up a distance of four hundred kilometers between them and the main force. Jun Moxie sat leisurely in a carriage pulled by six large horses. This carriage was very spacious. It was two meters wide and three and a half meters long. Not only was there a small bed, there was even a tea table and a bench. It was enough for Jun Moxie to hold a meeting in the carriage whenever he felt like it.
However, Jun Moxie had only done this once, and it didn't last more than a quarter of an hour. Not for anything else, but this group of men who had been running for a whole day, even though they were wearing shoes, the smell on their feet was enough to make people tumble! Especially in such a sealed carriage. The smell was like a real salted fish that had just been fried. Just like that, Jun Dashao had to let it sit for a whole day before the smell was gone …
"Reporting to Young Master, in front … there is someone blocking the road." The one who spoke was the leader of the Spirit Devourer, Wang Dong.
At this moment, this Soul Devourer leader, whose methods were rather brutal and could be said to have killed people like chickens, was actually stuttering.
"Blocking the road? F * ck! There is actually someone in Tianxiang Kingdom who dares to block this Young Master's road? " Jun Moxie asked in surprise. He opened the curtain and jumped down. He wanted to see who this extremely daring brother was.
As soon as he came out, Jun Moxie took a look and sucked in a breath of cold air. My goodness! No wonder Wang Dong stuttered!
Actually …
There wasn't anything too frightening in front of him. There were only two outstanding beauties in front of him. One of them was dressed in a purple robe. She looked extremely charming, innocent, and adorable. She was holding a snow-white leopard in her arms. The leopard blinked at Jun Mo Xie and stuck out its tongue. It seemed as if it wanted to throw itself into Jun Mo Xie's arms …
The other was dressed in a snow-white robe. Her face was as cold as ice. She was cold and arrogant. She was a peerless beauty, graceful and graceful.
At this moment, the two beauties were looking at Jun Moxie with a satisfied expression like a cat that had caught a mouse.
The two ladies were Guan Qing Han and Dugu Xiaoyi!
Jun Mo Xie groaned, and felt like fainting.
This was too shocking!
No wonder he didn't see the two ladies pestering him during the two days before the expedition. He even thought that they had thought things through. It turned out that they had already left home! But now, they were waiting for him here.
What to do?!
For the first time, Jun Dashao felt regret for being the vanguard!
He was truly remorseful. Why did these two hot potatoes still fall into his hands in the end? I, I … when did I commit such a sin?
I, I … why did I have to be the vanguard? Wouldn't it be nice if I just obediently followed the troops forward? That way, the Third Uncle would take care of everything. How would I have a chance to worry about it? Now, it was truly a situation where the heavens and earth did not respond to his cries …
They were going to Tiannan City, not for a vacation …
Jun Dashao didn't know what to say. What could he say? …
Jun Moxie couldn't help but look back. He really hoped that at this moment, Jun Wuyi would lead an army of twenty thousand to descend from the sky like a heavenly army! Save the pitiful me from the fire and water …
That was also an extravagant wish. The distance between them was at least four hundred miles. He wouldn't be able to make it in time!
"Don't look anymore. It's useless to look anymore. We have already inquired about it. We came here especially to wait for you. " Guan Qing Han looked at him indifferently. "Now, you can get out of the carriage. Sister Xiaoyi and I will sit in the carriage. You can ride the horse. You don't have any objections, do you?"
Jun Moxie was speechless.
It seemed like a friendly discussion? How could I have any objections? How could I dare to have any objections? What was tyrannical and overbearing? That was it. How could what I did to that Fat Pig Intestine be compared to the former Queen? She actually chased me out of the carriage. Isn't this the legendary dove occupying the magpie's nest …?
The members of the Spirit Devourer were secretly laughing. Jun Moxie glared at them. Immediately, the laughter stopped. Everyone looked straight ahead with a solemn expression on their faces.
"Cough! Cough cough … "Jun Moxie cleared his throat. He was ready to use his silver tongue to persuade the two beauties who seemed to have made up their minds." I say … that … sister-in-law, erm, and that … Miss Xiaoyi … "
"Ah, Elder Brother Mo Xie, are you pleasantly surprised to see me here? Are you surprised? Do you want to hug me? I know, I understand. I'm like this! "Dugu Xiaoyi smiled and jumped in front of Jun Moxie. She then tilted her head and looked at him.
She looked like Little White. She wanted to throw herself into his arms. But, the little girl was more reserved than Little White. Little White had already jumped over. But, Dugu Xiaoyi was probably waiting for Jun Dashao to take the initiative. Then, she would throw herself into his arms.
[Surprise?
I'm horrified!] [As for the surprise … I don't feel that it's urgent to hug her. But, I want to fiercely spank her small buttocks!] Jun Moxie glanced at it as he thought. [Well, it doesn't seem small. It should feel good if I spank it twice …]
Jun Moxie's imagination ran wild for a while. Then, he suddenly thought of something. [Why am I wasting time with these two girls at this time?] [I need to hurry up and drive them back!] His complexion sank. Then, Jun Dashao spoke in a sanctimonious manner, "Sister-in-law, Miss Dugu, you're worried about us. Mo Xie represents all the officers and men in the Southern Heaven City in gratitude. But … this journey to Tian Fa is a long one. There are many robbers and bandits. Jackals, wolves, tigers, and leopards are running amok. It's extremely dangerous! Besides, you two are single women. So, it's inconvenient for you to travel together! I'll send someone to send you back to Tian Xiang City. "
Jun Moxie realized that these two girls hadn't even brought a personal maid when he mentioned the words' single women '. [Do they think that this is a public holiday? We're going to war!]
"You can try. I also want to know who dares to send us back." Guan Qing Han didn't care. Lengleng looked at him.
"Brother Mo Xie … do you really have the heart to drive us back? We've already come all the way here." Dugu Xiaoyi didn't have as much confidence as Guan Qing Han. She looked at him pitifully. Her eyes turned red, and it seemed as if she was about to cry, "Brother Mo Xie, this place is more than a thousand miles away from Tian Xiang City. It's such a long journey. If something happens to me and Sister Guan on the way … how can you bear it? Besides, the road is dangerous. It's hard to fathom a person's heart … "
"Don't give me that crap! Tears are useless to me. "Jun Moxie was indifferent. [Now you know that the road is dangerous. It's hard to fathom a person's heart? You didn't think of it when you came out? Do you think this Young Master will believe such a lie?! Do you really think I'm an idiot?
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