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"Ha ha ha …" Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter when they saw the comical scene before them. Even the debauchees who had come with Murong Qian Jun to ridicule Jun Moxie were laughing so hard that tears and snot flowed down their cheeks. They hugged their stomachs and twitched.
The entire room was filled with men. In this day and age, most of them got married very early. So, everyone knew what that meant. Moreover, in the military life, this kind of dirty talk was very common. But Young Master Jun's action was really unexpected and amusing!
Even the old generals at the side couldn't help but open their mouths wide and laugh wildly. After laughing a few times, they felt that it was inappropriate and hurriedly held back, but they couldn't help it. In the end, they laughed unscrupulously with their bellies.
The only one who was confused was Murong Qian Jun. Murong Qian Jun only felt an unbearable pain in his head. He didn't know that his head had been transformed. He couldn't help but angrily say, "Is it very funny? Beating up your fellow soldiers in the military camp is a heinous crime! This Young Master … this General will report this matter to the Marshal and punish him severely! Hey! What are you laughing at? What's so funny?! "
The 'Na' er horn 'on his head glowed bright red under the sunlight. It seemed to be growing in size. With his anger, the blood in his body surged, making him look even more ferocious. Even his handsome face had changed. He spoke with a serious face, but it created an even more comical effect …
This time, the people who were about to restrain themselves no longer cared about their faces. They laughed loudly, and some even rolled on the ground while hugging their stomachs. "Oh, I'm dying of laughter … I can't take it anymore, please spare me, ha ha …"
Grand Marshal Jun Wuyi and the other generals had arrived after hearing the news. So, they became furious when they saw Murong Qian Jun's strange appearance. So, they wanted to laugh. But, they realized that they shouldn't laugh. So, they hastily held it in. But, they had held it in too quickly. And, their laughter had been too great. So, each and every one of them choked. Even the solemn Grand Marshal Jun wasn't an exception.
Jun Dashao wasn't spared. He was punished once again. Jun Mo Xie was so angry that he almost wanted to imprison this guy.
This was too much of a troublemaker, too much of a troublemaker, right?
She was simply the legendary troublemaker!
Moreover, the energy of the troublemaking sprite had clearly not been used up yet, because the whole thing was not over yet …
That night, the two groups of people who had just set up camp had another conflict. The Murong Family wanted to avenge their Young Master and had a conflict with Jun Moxie's two hundred and fifty guards.
Jun Moxie was helpless about this number. Even one more person would have been fine. But, after the Heaven Destroyer and Spirit Devourer teams rested, there were only four people who couldn't follow the team due to their heavy injuries. The others weren't seriously injured, so they naturally followed. So, Jun Dashao brought his two hundred and fifty people to join the army. Whenever he had free time, Jun Moxie would feel gloomy.
Two hundred and fifty people was fine. But, two hundred and fifty people, including himself, was exactly 250 + 1. Damn it, why was this Young Master so stupid? I could just grab one person and break their leg before coming out. But, that's not right. If I only break one person's leg, then wouldn't it be 250 plus myself? It looks like I'll have to break at least two people's legs. That's not right. Wouldn't that be 250-1? What a dilemma …
The final result of the battle between the two sides was very shocking. These mere two hundred people were actually ferocious to the extreme. They directly beat the five hundred Murong Family soldiers into a sorry state, causing them to complain incessantly. It was hard to describe how 'crippled' they were. Because there were actually more than ten people who had signs of being crippled!
This caused public anger. The aristocratic families all criticized him, but Jun Moxie didn't budge an inch. It looked like another bloody conflict was about to occur.
Jun Wu Yi finally realized that his and Grandfather Jun Mo Xie's previous plan was nothing more than a fantasy and conjecture. Jun Mo Xie's existence in the army was a complete black sheep, and a malignant tumor! It was best to get rid of him as soon as possible. If he stayed for too long, it would be hard to avoid letting this rat poop spoil a pot of good porridge.
He had only come out in the afternoon. The day hadn't passed, the night hadn't arrived, and the sky hadn't darkened yet. This guy had actually been punished three times! He had even offended everyone that he could and couldn't offend! If he had really been punished according to military law, his head would have been chopped off at least twice …
"Take your idiot and get lost!" Jun Wuyi said, "In view of your performance, you are now given an important task to atone for your crimes with meritorious service! Jun Moxie will be the vanguard. He will open a path in the mountains, and build a bridge in the rivers. If there is any negligence that results in the loss of the army, you will be presented to me! "
Jun Moxie suddenly heard this order. It was as if he had been granted amnesty. He happily bowed with his hands clasped in front of him. Then, he used the tone of a petty person who had achieved success, and assumed the posture of someone who had received an order from a play. He appeared to be dignified, but in reality, he was extremely pretentious in a Peking Opera, "Yes ~ ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ Yes ~ ~ ~"
Then, he made a half circle with his hands, and took two steps in a slow and steady manner. Then, he turned into small and quick steps, and flew out of the tent in high spirits.
He left behind a room full of old men staring at each other. They couldn't help but burst into laughter. [This kid is the only third generation descendant of the Jun Family? The direct descendant of the God of War's family?]
Marshal Jun Wuyi was at a loss. He could only think of four words in his mind — Family's misfortune!
Jun Dashao didn't care about his Third Uncle's gloominess. [I've finally gotten rid of this shitty military life.] [I've been beaten up three times in less than half a day. And, I can't even fight back!] [I'll have to walk for at least a month to reach the Southern Heaven City if this continues. I won't die at that time, and I won't lose face. But, I'll definitely reach the pinnacle of the legendary 'Iron Buttocks'!]
[I'll be the vanguard! Hehehe! That means that from now on, I'll have the final say!] [I'm not proficient in opening a path in the mountains, and building a bridge in the rivers. But, I'll sweep away all the bandits and robbers along the way!] [I won't leave a single one alive!]
[What a good training opportunity!]
Jun Moxie was afraid that Marshal Jun Wuyi would suddenly change his orders. So, he issued an order on the same night. And, the two hundred and fifty men quickly broke camp. They were like a sharp arrow that pierced into the boundless night. And, just as Marshal Jun wished, the 250 + 1 men disappeared without a trace.
Two days later, Jun Wuyi realized that his decision to send Jun Moxie as the vanguard was a brilliant one. It was a stroke of genius. Or perhaps, it was the legendary 'discerning eye for talent'!
[Making the best use of people's talents! Using people to their fullest potential!]
There was no need to mention the smoothness of the journey. It was as if the army was on a sightseeing tour. They followed the path that Jun Moxie's vanguard had taken. There were no surprises or dangers along the way. Moreover, the officials along the way welcomed them from afar. It was as if they were afraid that their hospitality would be inadequate. As for the military supplies, they were given as gifts. There wasn't the slightest bit of embezzlement.
As for the bandits and robbers along the way, Jun Dashao swept them away like the autumn wind sweeping away the fallen leaves. He swept them away even more than two hundred li away from the official road. This journey of the vanguard was a journey of exterminating bandits!
The road was filled with blood. It was a road of blood!
This was Jun Dashao's journey of tempering himself for the Heaven Destroyer and Soul Purification Art!
Not to mention Jun Moxie, even Jun Wuyi could imagine the scene of two hundred and fifty men killing their way to the Southern Heaven City. What kind of fierce murderous aura would be nurtured!
Murderous aura and blood were destined to be the soul of these two troops!
The first county that Jun Wuyi led the army through was still okay. But when Jun Wuyi saw the County Magistrate of the second county, it was as if he saw a resentful wife leaning against the door looking at her husband.
When the County Magistrate looked at Jun Wuyi, it was as if he saw his mother, no, his father!
Tears and snot flowed down his face!
It turned out that this guy's official status was slightly inferior. Coincidentally, when Jun Dashao came here, his butt was hurt by the saddle. Thus, this guy's good days had arrived.
First of all, Jun Dashao decided to take a carriage. Moreover, it had to be a super luxurious one. Moreover, it had to be completed within one day. Moreover, it had to be completed within two hours! During this time, Jun Dashao had fully displayed his erudition from his previous life. He had helped the County Magistrate to settle the old accounts of the past years.
The County Magistrate's methods could be considered excellent. He had cautiously gathered nearly a hundred craftsmen from far and near. They had conscientiously and conscientiously built a super luxurious carriage in accordance with the strictest standards. They had followed the most comfortable design, and had worked at the fastest speed possible. The materials needed for this carriage had cleanly squandered the pitiful official's years of embezzlement. In fact, he had even incurred a considerable amount of debt!
Finally, the construction of the carriage had been confirmed. The pitiful official had trembled with fear as he arrived in front of Jun Mo Xie to report. Jun Moxie had been using the account book as a fan at this time. Jun Moxie had been earnestly educating and advising the County Magistrate.
"I say, Fei Zhu Chang ah …" This guy's name was actually 'Fei Zhu Chang'. Young Master Jun couldn't help but click his tongue in wonder for a long time when he'd first found out about it. The world was so big, and there were so many strange things in it. This guy's parents were definitely not ordinary.
"You're too unprofessional, aren't you? You've been the County Magistrate for five years, and you've only raked in less than fifty thousand taels of silver? That's really too lousy! Crap! You can't even be a corrupt official. No wonder you're almost forty years old, but you're still a garbage County Magistrate! Five years of embezzlement … my God! You've given me a carriage, and it's gone. I heard that it wasn't enough, right? " Jun Moxie shook his head and sighed. He felt sorry for the County Magistrate's misfortune, and was angry at his incompetence.
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