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"I'm not bullying you! Hmph, this is something that everyone can do. "Bear Mountain Mountain opened his mouth wide and was very happy that he had won a round.
"I admire you, I admire you! I accept my defeat wholeheartedly! "Jun Moxie said sincerely.
Jun Mo Xie's decision to admit defeat was a decision that he had no other choice. One must know that Jun Dashao was also a shameless person. Moreover, not only did he disguise himself, he even masked his face. What couldn't he do? Wasn't it just peeing? You can be shameless, but I don't have the courage to show my spear?
It wasn't that he was disgusted by Bear Mountain Mountain, but he really couldn't do it. Although this was indeed an action that any male animal could try.
If it was purely a high-altitude operation, any ordinary expert would be able to do it easily. But peeing in the air … Even the number one Supreme Being Yun Bie Chen might not be able to do it.
This was a physiological reaction. As long as one was still a human, it was absolutely impossible to increase one's Xuan Qi when it was convenient. No matter if it was internal strength, Xuan Qi or Dou Qi, it was useless at this time. Otherwise, one's body would be as hard as steel. Regardless of front or back, big or small, it wouldn't come out.
It wasn't difficult for him to jump up and unzip his pants. However, if he had to relax every muscle in his body in the air and let the glistening yellow thing fall out … it was absolutely impossible — once he relaxed, he would fall to the ground with a thud!
Perhaps some people would ask why Bear Mountain was able to do something that even Yun Bie Chen couldn't do. Could it be that Bear Mountain's strength was higher than Yun Bie Chen's??
This had nothing to do with one's own strength!
This was the fundamental difference between humans and Xuan Beasts. Xiong Kai Tian and his brothers' strength was at the peak of level nine Xuan Beasts. All of them had a special skill, or innate skill, which was "Levitation"!
Xuan Beasts could completely rely on their senses to stay in the air. On the other hand, humans had to use their Qi to do so. Therefore, in this aspect, Xuan Beasts were undoubtedly much stronger. Moreover, Lao Xiong was the king of Xuan Beasts …
In fact, Bear Mountain's ability to stay in the air was the weakest amongst his brothers due to his weight. But, he was still capable of doing such a thing. Moreover, he knew that Long Crane would rather lose than do such a thing. Therefore, Bear Mountain had generously volunteered for this task.
Of course, there was another important point in sending Lao Xiong out. Lao Xiong was also the one with the thickest skin among the few of them. Sure enough, he was able to win the battle in one fell swoop. Now, both sides had one win, one loss, and one draw.
Long Crane's back was turned, and his long and slender neck was hanging down. It seemed as if he didn't have the face to see anyone.
This was too shameful!
The dignified Lord of Tian Fa, and a Holy Beast of his generation, had used such a despicable method to win. Fortunately, there were only three people present. Moreover, the person opposite them had an unfathomable cultivation. So, he should be an expert with profound self-restraint. Perhaps, he wouldn't mind the Fourth Brother's despicable method. So, he wouldn't make it public … Damn it! Why didn't I say that no one is allowed to leak the results of the match to a fourth person?
"Brother Crane, congratulations! Your Fourth Brother's ability to defy the heavens is truly world-shattering. This little brother is sincerely convinced, and humbly admits defeat!"
However, Jun Moxie wouldn't let him off. Long Crane's skin was much thinner than that of Bear Mountain's. So, how could Jun Dashao let go of such a good opportunity to ridicule him? Otherwise, how would he be able to vent out the depression he felt from losing just now? "According to the rules, the winner of the second round has the right to decide how the next round will be fought. Now, I ask Brother Crane's opinion."
Long Crane coughed twice, and then turned around in embarrassment. He fiercely glared at Bear Mountain. Then, he revealed an extremely unnatural smile. His throat felt as if he had feces in it as he spoke in a muffled voice, "Brother Feng, you're very magnanimous and magnanimous … you let me win … you let me win …"
"You flatter me. This is true talent. I lost fair and square. Who told me to reincarnate into the wrong body … "Jun Moxie said magnanimously. He had placed extra emphasis on the words' genuine and magnanimous'. However, he had forgotten that he himself wasn't any better than Bear Mountain. Bear Mountain had used his own innate skill. However, Jun Moxie had cheated even though it was his own skill …
[It's about the same weight as eight taels!]
He didn't know how Long Crane could see that Jun Dashao was' magnanimous and magnanimous'. But, that look in his eyes was very strange!
It could be said that Long Crane was a Xuan Crane in human form. So, he had always been noble and proud. So, he would rather concede defeat than use such a despicable method to win. But, he couldn't do anything to his reckless Fourth Brother. So, he might have won this fight, but his heart wasn't satisfied. He felt that using such a cheap trick was a disgrace to his identity. Secondly, it was a disgrace to his opponent. Thirdly, it wasn't a good thing to talk about.
[But, he has a very magical ability.]
The more he thought about it, the more ashamed he felt. And, he saw Jun Moxie concede defeat. And, he felt even more ashamed. And, he felt that the person before him was a magnanimous and magnanimous man. And, he wanted to make friends with him.
"The next round … the next round …" Long Crane stared at him for a long time. Then, he remembered that the next round would be decided by him. But, there wasn't much to compare with. Facing such an opponent was a real headache. Especially, his opponent's confident look had made Long Crane feel a little guilty. He had a vague feeling that no matter what he competed in, it was all within his opponent's expectations.
This was the second time in Long Crane's long life that he had felt this way. The first time was when he had faced Yun Bie Chen.
Long Crane suddenly felt a chill in his heart. [Could it be that this person is comparable to Yun Bie Chen?!]
Bear Mountain Mountain stupidly squeezed his way forward. Then, he grinned and said: "Third Brother, haven't you thought about it? Isn't this a very simple matter? "
Long Crane rolled his eyes. He wasn't interested in talking to this guy.
"Don't tell me you have a way?" Jun Moxie looked at him with interest.
"Do I still need to think about it?" Bear Mountain shook his head: "The next round will be a pissing contest. Isn't that enough?"
[This guy has tasted the sweetness!] [He's shameless to the end.]
Jun Mo Xie and Long Crane staggered as soon as these words left their mouths. In fact, the two of them were so shocked that they almost rolled into a pile.
[What kind of beast is this? Isn't this too despicable and shameless?] [He's worse than a beast!] [No, this isn't enough to describe him. But, there's no more despicable word to describe him. He's too much of a beast!]
"Why don't you go and die? Don't you have any shame?!" Long Crane cursed. He felt the urge to burst into tears. Then, he ferociously kicked Jun Mo Xie's buttocks and flew into a rage: "Get lost! Even if you're shameless, your Third Brother is! Get lost! "
Bear Mountain Mountain awkwardly rubbed his buttocks and said: "Third Brother, there's an outsider here. Can't you give me some face? No matter what, I'm still a respectable person. If you really want to kick me, then wait for my back to kick me. You're in the wrong here … "
"Bah! What face do you have? You've thrown it away a long time ago! "Long Crane scolded as he expected better from Jun Mo Xie. "Scram to the side, don't open your mouth!"
"You were the one who couldn't come up with a solution, but I did. I even won the competition. You don't want to say anything, but you don't want me to say anything!" Bear Mountain Mountain grumbled and walked away.
"Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with what your fourth brother just said. It's completely in line with the previous agreement. Let's compete again." Jun Moxie suddenly rolled his eyes and said with a strange smile.
"Ah?" Long Crane couldn't help but cry out in alarm: "Then, won't you lose without a doubt?"
Bear Mountain also spoke up, "Brat, don't think that Old Bear's stomach is empty just because he's done it. Our reserves are huge. So, it wouldn't be a problem to do it two more times …" Old Bear seemed to want to continue speaking. But, Long Crane glared at him, and he immediately became listless. Then, he muttered, "I'm doing this for his own good. That's why I'm reminding him.
I'm an expert, and I have to be honest! "" I naturally won't doubt Fourth Brother's words. But, it's not necessarily boring to repeat the same procedure. So, how about we change the medicine and not the soup? "
Long Crane snorted and said, "I'd like to hear the details!"
Jun Moxie snorted and smiled, "It's very simple. Fourth Brother demonstrated how to pee in the sky. This time, we'll do it underground. What do you think?"
"Pee underground?" Bear Mountain suddenly turned around. Both of them opened their eyes wide at the same time, "How is that possible? Once a person goes underground, it's already a miracle that they don't suffocate to death. There's mud and stones all around them. How can they release it? Even if they're lucky enough to find a relatively loose place to release it, they won't be able to escape from it. "
"So, you're saying … you can't do it?" Jun Moxie smiled faintly.
"It's simply impossible." Both of them shook their heads at the same time, "It wouldn't be a problem if it was in the sky. But, it's impossible if it's underground! Do you think you can do it? "
"What would you say if I really did it?" Jun Moxie snorted and said in a provocative manner. Motherf * cker, who asked you to act shamelessly? This time, I will give you a taste of your own medicine!
"Then, we'll consider it our loss!" The two of them looked at each other and smiled. This kind of thing, humph humph humph, it seems that this guy lost in the sky, and wants to win it back underground. But, this kind of thing is impossible even if the two of us work together. This guy may have shown that he can drill into the ground, but it's completely different from peeing in the soil. Even if he's in the soil, his whole body needs to relax. Let's see how he does it! In any case, we can't think of a better way to compete. So, we'll just watch him make a fool of himself.
It seems that we're going to have a draw in this competition. The two of them felt a little disappointed as they thought about this. We've already discussed the conditions before. But, we haven't made this clear yet. We can't snatch it by force. So, why don't we discuss it with him? As long as it's not too difficult, we'll agree to it …
"Watch carefully!" Young Master Jun snorted coldly and raised both of his hands. Instantly, the two of them felt the aura that they had been yearning for so much thickening. They couldn't help but greedily sniff and lick their lips. Their hearts were itching to the point that they could die from it.
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