< Today's first update! >
"So, I've won the first round?" Jun Moxie deliberately asked the silent Long Crane. The decision was clearly in Long Crane's hands, and Jun Moxie obviously wouldn't let him off.
"Yes, we've lost," Long Crane smacked his lips twice, and reluctantly said with difficulty.
Even though he was filled with admiration and shock, he was also clear that with the mysterious ability that Ling Han had displayed, winning this match was practically equivalent to winning all three matches. What kind of remarkable ability did Ling Han have to be able to achieve this?
This was simply beyond the scope of his understanding!
Because his Third Brother's so-called speed and strength were simply useless in the face of his opponent's godly ability! This was what Long Crane was thinking. And, Xiong Kai Tian was probably thinking the same thing as well.
"Thank you for letting me win!" Jun Moxie smiled and cupped his hands: "It's your turn in the next round. I don't mind if you two come at me together."
But we do mind. We're simply looking for trouble if we go head to head with you. Do you think we're fools? The two men who had been eager to give it a try were suddenly at a loss for words.
There was no doubt that Jun Moxie's display of strength had shaken the two men, and had thoroughly dispelled their small calculations.
Long Crane and Big Bear frowned at the same time, and their faces revealed an awkward expression.
How can we compete with such an expert? It seems as if we'll lose in everything.
The two men whispered to each other for a while, and the more they discussed, the more they felt that they were losing. And the more they discussed, the more they felt that they wouldn't be able to win. The two men didn't speak as they looked at each other, and were at their wits' end.
"It seems that you won't be able to come up with a solution in a short time. Why don't you two discuss it first, and I'll go home and take a nap?" Jun Moxie teased.
"Why are you so arrogant? I, your father, will compete with you … compete … "Xiong Kaitian was furious. He opened his mouth to curse, but he was stuck. He tried to say five or six times, but he couldn't say what to compete with. Instead, he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.
"What do you want to compete in?" Jun Moxie asked.
"Bi … f * ck your grandpa!" Xiong Kaitian couldn't think of anything for a long time, so he flew into a rage out of embarrassment. "… Why are you in such a hurry! We agreed that we would set the questions. Why are you rushing us? Don't you have the demeanor of an expert? "
Jun Moxie's face was filled with black lines, and he almost fainted. F * ck my grandpa? Fortunately, he heard the next sentence. Otherwise, Jun Moxie would have had the urge to roast a bear paw on the spot. Demeanor of an expert? You guys don't have the slightest hint of an expert.
"Are you going to compete or not? It was almost dawn! You are very free, but this seat still has a lot of things to do! " Jun Dashao wasn't a good-tempered person either. He immediately flew into a rage. "You two are men. How can you be more long-winded than women?"
"I'll compete with you …" Xiong Kaitian heard him calling him a woman. That was the most intolerable thing to him. He jumped up in anger. Suddenly, an idea flashed through his mind. He shouted, "… I'll compete with you in peeing!"
[What?] Jun Moxie heard these words. He felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and fell to the ground. He felt dizzy as he looked at this burly man in front of him. He had a fierce face, and his entire body was exuding a valiant aura. He couldn't have imagined that the words' compete in peeing 'would come out of his mouth.
[Does he think that he's still a three-year-old?]
Jun Moxie couldn't believe that he had misheard.
Long Crane was also startled. His sharp mouth opened wide, and his slender eyes couldn't help but widen. In fact, his pupils seemed to be getting smaller and smaller as a result …
"Compete … compete in peeing?" Jun Moxie's mouth was wide open. He looked like a duck that had been struck by lightning. He shook his head as he spoke. He was still doubting his own ears.
"That's right! Compete in peeing! " Bear Mountain Mountain seemed to be throwing caution to the wind since he had already said it. He felt a little heroic. He was like a prostitute who had been flirting with him. But, he had suddenly stripped naked. He had become somewhat unscrupulous. "I, your father, want to compete in peeing with you! How about it? We agreed that the second round of the competition would be decided by us. Do you want to go back on your word? "
"Let's compete. How do you plan to compete? Height? Or distance? Or … more? " Jun Moxie's mouth was crooked. He bared his teeth, and hissed as he sucked in a mouthful of cold air.
A Supreme Divine Xuan expert, a Grandmaster level figure, actually took the initiative to challenge me to a pissing contest? [I've participated in this competition before. But, I've done it before I was three years old. I've never done it after I was three years old …]
A big man, a male creature, in front of outsiders, took out his own things, and just did that. No matter how one looked at it, it was not good to say it. This guy was too fierce. Could it be that animals, oh, no, high-level Xuan Beasts did not care about this?!
[What is this?] But at this moment, he had no choice but to bite the bullet. Who asked him to underestimate the other party's level of shamelessness? That's not right, the Crane and the Bear were originally beasts. Adding on the fact that they were at the top, naturally they were worse than beasts!
"First, we don't compete in height. Second, we don't compete in distance. Most importantly, we don't compete in quantity. The few methods you mentioned are used by uncouth people. We are seniors. How can we be so uncouth?"
Big Bear snorted twice and cleared his throat. Even though he had the skin of a Black Bear, he still blushed a little. However, if they were to lose this battle, the two of them would have to do something for this unknown person in front of them. Who knew what kind of request this person would make?
If this kind of person wasn't confident in doing it, how could it be easy?
So, Bear Mountain Mountain made up his mind. [Damn it. No one saw it. I'll be shameless. What can you do?] [As long as we win the competition, it doesn't matter if we're beastly. We're not humans anyway!]
"You did a movement just now. We can't do it. So, we admit defeat." Bear Mountain Mountain tried his best to keep his face straight. He was afraid that if he relaxed, he would reveal a look of shame. "Now, I will also do a movement. As long as you can do it once, we lose. If you can't do it, then you lose! "
"The movement of peeing?" Jun Moxie's eyes widened. [This thing has a special movement?] [This seems to be something that no one taught me when I was born.] [Now that I've grown so big, I can do it with one hand, two hands, or even with my hands behind my back. Whether it's standing or lying down, shaking my butt or jumping up high, or even running while doing it, it's not a difficult thing. As for drawing circles and other things … it's not a problem at all.]
[If I really can't do it, I can squat … Uh, that's fine too.] [Other than that, I don't need to use my * * * to do it.] [Then I really can't do it.]
"Nonsense! Of course it's the movement of peeing. How can it be the movement of drinking wine?! " Bear Mountain Mountain was already embarrassed. Seeing him like this, he felt even more guilty. He hurriedly scolded him and reminded him, "Watch carefully. I'm going to start."
Jun Moxie couldn't bear to watch. He closed his eyes. [What is this? Do I have to watch you pee with my eyes wide open? Damn it, you're not a peerless beauty. Do you really think that you can pee …]
Just as he was thinking this, Bear Mountain Mountain exhaled and roared. His two thick feet stomped on the ground. His burly body flew majestically into the sky. It was amazing! His movements were elegant, natural, and without any sloppiness. He was indeed at the level of Supreme Shen Xuan!
"Good movement!" Jun Moxie raised his head and clapped his hands without hesitation. However, his eyes were full of confusion. [Didn't this guy say he wanted to pee? Why did he go up to the sky?]
Jun Dashao's doubts were soon answered.
Bear Mountain Mountain grinned proudly in the air. His body was still rising. His hands quickly untied the waistband of his trousers while he was still ascending. Then, he calmly reached inside and grabbed it. Then, he nimbly fished it out. His cheeks trembled. He supported himself with one hand in midair. Then, he puffed out his chest and sucked in his abdomen. Then, he exerted his strength, and a glistening yellow water arrow spurted out like a flood of the Yellow River.
Jun Moxie was flabbergasted. In fact, he had a strong urge to faint …
Long Crane suddenly covered his face with his hands … ….
[What does it mean to be shameful? This is what it means to be shameful! No, it means to be shameful to humans. It should be 'shameful to be a beast'!]
Bear Mountain Mountain's tall and sturdy body was still standing upright in the air. His eyes were deeply looking into the distance. His chest was bulging, and his hands were placed under his crotch in a bird-catching manner. His body was slowly rotating, and the sparkling water arrow was spurting out in all directions. The thickness was uniform, and the distance was the same. At first, it was in the form of a water column. Then, it turned into a series of water droplets by the time it neared the ground …
Bear Mountain Mountain's sleeves fluttered in the wind. His movements were extremely agile and graceful. He was extremely confident and at ease in the air. Looking from afar, he looked elegant and dignified. In fact, he looked like an immortal … except for the indecent parts.
His body was also slowly descending. But, the speed of his descent was so slow that it was almost negligible.
Finally, it came to an end. The water arrow that had been spurting out in all directions slowly shrunk, and finally stopped flowing. Then, Big Bear shuddered in the air in a very comfortable manner. His two hands quickly moved, and nimbly … stuffed that thing into his crotch. He even had the time to tie a bowknot on his belt.
After everything was done, Bear Mountain's body leisurely descended. His bearing was graceful, and his expression was refined. His face was not flushed, and he was not out of breath. He smiled at Jun Moxie, and nodded his head in greeting.
"I didn't drink enough water earlier." Bear Mountain seemed to be a little regretful. He felt that he hadn't done it to perfection.
Jun Dashao was extremely shocked!
He remembered a day in his previous life when he was walking on the street. He coincidentally saw a drunk man running to the command post of the traffic police at the crossroads. Then, he unscrupulously took off his pants and sprayed water at the rolling traffic in all directions. At that time, he already thought that man was a master of his generation. But, compared to Bear Mountain, that man paled in comparison! Just the difficulty alone was at least a thousand times higher!
What an amazing man!
Bear Mountain tightened his belt and said proudly, "Kid, I'm done with my demonstration. Now, it's your turn!"
Jun Moxie didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He looked at this' Supreme Master 'whose skin was three times thicker than the Great Wall of China. Jun Moxie shook his head in admiration. He sighed deeply and said, "I give up!"
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