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"So swift and resolute? Your old man is too skillful. Amazing! " Jun Moxie was shocked. Fatty's father's methods were indeed amazing. To be the Commander of the Imperial Bodyguards, one would not be able to do so without real talent. But Fatty's father was able to pull all the strings and let Fatty Tang take on this incredible position. Truly amazing!
"Really amazing? This is really distressing. Third Young Master, what my father and grandfather want is for me to first develop in the palace, first grasp the level of the palace, and then temper myself in this big vat of dye. Then, my father will choose the right time to transfer me outside, toss and turn, and finally come back. At that time, I will conveniently inherit my father's position. Do you understand? "Tang Yuan had a bitter expression on his face.
"In other words, you will be the next Head of the Tang family?" Jun Moxie's eyes widened. This was too unbelievable. Based on this Fatty's conduct, he was going to be the Head of the Tang family? The head of the Tang Family, one of the largest families in the Tian Xiang Empire! Who would believe this?!
"Yes, it happened a few days ago. I don't know where this old man came from, but he said that he was my grandfather's good friend from forty years ago." Tang Yuan was furious. "Damn it, we haven't heard from each other for forty years. Now that the Tang family has become rich, he came over to acknowledge us as good friends! How can there be such a good friend? But my grandfather actually believed him. "
"Stop! What does this have to do with you? "Jun Moxie felt a headache coming on. This Fatty's words were jumping too far?! What was this all about?!
"How can it have nothing to do with me? After that old bastard came to the Tang family, he conducted a series of tests on Tang Staff, Tang Bao, and Tang Guo. After that, he happily told my grandfather that those three good-for-nothings were the best at cultivating Xuan Qi. He proposed to take them as his disciples, and promised that he would raise them to the Earth Xuan level within ten years. My grandfather was overjoyed when he heard that, and agreed without hesitation. My grandfather only has four grandsons … "Tang Yuan sighed." Do you understand now? "
"I still don't understand. All I understand is that the Tang family may have three more Earth Xuan experts in ten years. This is a great thing for the Tang family. But, this has nothing to do with you. What are you trying to say?" Jun Moxie looked at him blankly.
"Third Young Master, you're usually so smart. Why are you so stupid today? If the three brothers leave with Master, what will happen to the Tang family? Someone had to inherit it, right? Am I not the only one left? Who else should I beat up if not Dad and Old Master Qin? Isn't this what it means to force a duck onto a perch? "
Tang Yuan was somewhat speechless. "Let me explain it to you, Third Young Master. Families like ours, big or small, have a mix of good and bad, but they all have one thing in common. That is, as long as one person is the head of the family, he will be able to maintain the family's business. Then, the others with good aptitudes and potential in the cultivation of Xuan Qi will be nurtured into the family's guardian deity. During this period of time, it is best to have the guidance of a famous master! Then, when these people are successful in cultivating Xuan Qi, they will start to train the next generation in their family. They will train men of sacrifice, and cultivate secret forces. This will be passed down from generation to generation. Gradually, the family will become so deeply rooted that even the royal family will not dare to provoke it. This will ensure that the ancestors' incense will burn for thousands of years to come. "
"All the families are working hard in this direction."
"And I, for no reason, have become such an unlucky person. Can you understand my pain? "Tang Yuan sighed.
"Understand my ass. I think you are the one who is sick!" Jun Moxie said disdainfully. "You are given a high position and a generous salary. You are the head of the family. You are given a lifetime of glory. Are you still not satisfied? If it were not for the fact that the three of them are talented in cultivation, you would not have had such a good opportunity in your life. You are just showing off, aren't you? Do you know that in the secular world, the inheritance right of a family or a little property can make brothers turn against each other? They will fight each other and break up the family. You are still trying to show off! "
"I don't want to be an official! I don't want to be the head of the family! F * ck! How many times do you want me to say it? "Tang Yuan shouted with a red face and neck." Show off my d * ck! Let's not talk about how much responsibility the head of the family has to bear. Just talk about the intrigue and traps in the officialdom. Do you really think I am made of it? Can I bear it? I don't have any ability. I just want to be free for the rest of my life. I want to be a free and unfettered playboy! I have never wanted to bear any responsibility! I don't have the shoulders, and I don't have the heart. Do you understand? "Tang Yuan roared, spittle flying.
"You don't want to be an official, you don't want to be the head of the family, and you don't want to bear the responsibility. Then what do you want to do?" Jun Moxie frowned.
"Third Young Master, if others don't understand me, there is still love. Don't you understand me? We are bosom friends. You want to live a happy life. I want to do the same. But I am not a woman. " Tang Yuan's eyes shone with longing. "Brother, in this life, the things that I love the most are silver and gold. Watching silver and gold fall from other people's pockets into my own, that kind of feeling is really … refreshing."
Jun Moxie was speechless for five seconds. What kind of person is this? Who is your bosom friend? Your bosom friend is Jun Moxie, okay … not me. Although I am Jun Moxie, but … I am really not me.
"You like to have sex the most, but I like to do business the most. As for my family's business, I only hope that I can take over the family business, and then open my Tang family's business to every corner of the continent!" Tang Yuan waved his arm, which was thicker than Jun Moxie's thigh, majestically. Following his bold movements, the fat on his body danced happily.
"That's not difficult. You can just explain it to Old Master." Jun Moxie was puzzled. Don't look at Tang Yuan. In Jun Moxie's impression, Fatty was an expert in doing business. Perhaps this was the only redeeming quality of Fatty! And there was no reason for Old Master Tang not to approve of it.
"I understand …" Tang Yuan wanted to cry, but no tears came out. With a swoosh, he took off his robe, revealing his back, which was as fat as a pig's. Ke 'er cried out in alarm and turned her head away, her face completely red.
"See, Third Young Master? This is the result of explaining things to the old man." Tang Yuan sucked in a breath of cold air as he showed his back to Jun Mo Xie.
"So … forceful." Jun Mo Xie was dumbstruck as he looked at the ten bruises on Tang Yuan's back. The bruises were purple with a hint of black.
"Look at this." There were five or six footprints on Fatty Tang's stomach. Then, he put down his clothes and said resentfully, "I won't show you my butt. It's even worse than these two places. It almost beat the shit out of me. "
"That's awesome ~!" Jun Moxie didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Looks like there's no turning back. Let's not talk about these useless things. Since your father has already paved the way for you, I believe that as long as you don't cause too much trouble, you'll definitely be able to deal with it easily. For now, let's not say that you don't know what's good for you. To be honest, even if I'm willing to think of a way for you now, there's nothing I can think of. All the procedures are just a formality for you now. I advise you to be an honest official, and then take over as the head of the family. "
Jun Dashao was speechless. For the sake of this official position, who knew how many people had racked their brains to curry favor, even abandoning their wives and children. They were heartless and unscrupulous. Yet, Fatty Tang was enjoying the fruits of their labor, and yet he was unwilling!
What is this?!
Is he more evil than me? Isn't that robbing my rice bowl?
"I'd rather die in glory than live in dishonor. I'd rather die than submit!" Tang Yuan stood up passionately and placed one hand on his chest. With a resolute expression, he looked out the door and recited a poem. "I don't manage the family, I don't want to be an official. My life's wish is to make a lot of money!"
"Pfft …" Jun Moxie fell on his butt along with the chair, looking battered and exhausted. I've lived two lives, but I've never seen such a clown before.
"It's not that there's no way, because there's still a link that hasn't been cleared. This link can't be bribed even if I spend all my family's assets." Tang Yuan squinted his eyes. He seemed to be in a good mood after writing a poem, "It's that Old Eunuch Zhu."
"Old Eunuch Zhu?" As Jun Moxie spoke, an idea suddenly popped up in his mind. Fatty Tang is very good at doing business. Moreover, his family doesn't allow him to do business. If I help him with this huge favor, then the two of us can start a business together … Perhaps it will save me a lot of time to save up my wealth?
With this thought, Jun Moxie immediately looked at Tang Yuan with a strange look, making Fatty Tang's hair stand on end.
"You … Why are you looking at me like that? I, I'm not into that kind of thing … I'm still a virgin! "Tang Yuan hugged his chest, feeling a little scared.
"Ugh …" Jun Moxie finally felt a little proud, but his internal organs started to churn because of this sentence.
"Alright, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you. Just tell me, which stage is Old Eunuch Zhu in charge of? Let's see if I can think of any way! "Jun Moxie rolled his eyes. Old Eunuch Zhu was His Majesty's personal bodyguard. He had always kept a low profile, but Jun Moxie guessed that he should be an expert.
Old Eunuch Zhu's full name was Zhu Zhu Zhu. It was a very funny name, but big shots like Jun Zhan Tian and Dugu Wudi were always polite to him. From this, it could be seen that this eunuch was an expert who was physically but not mentally disabled. He was definitely not an ordinary person.
"That old eunuch is in charge of the body examination. I'll be stripped naked and let that old thing fiddle with me over and over again. " Tang Yuan's face was bitter. "Although I'm a little fat, my body is definitely very healthy. I don't have any diseases. I can definitely pass. That's what worries me the most. "
Fatty Tang patted his belly. Although he was worried, he was also somewhat proud of himself. Suddenly, he mysteriously moved his head closer. "I heard that when Murong Qian Jun was examined by him, he even twisted that thing for a long time … That pretty boy Murong Qian Jun had to walk with his legs wide open for the next half a month. That's really embarrassing …" Fatty Tang's tone was one of schadenfreude and gossip.
"You're still in the mood to be happy? You'll have to walk with your legs wide open soon. " Jun Moxie didn't know whether to laugh or to be angry. He glared at him. He couldn't imagine how this Fatty's brain worked.
"Yes, yes, Third Young Master, you have to save me. I don't want to walk with my legs wide open." Tang Yuan suddenly remembered his own situation.
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