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Dugu Wu Di's face turned purple as he fiercely threw out a stack of banknotes. He felt extremely depressed. It was hard to imagine that the legendary Jun Wu Hui, who commanded thousands of troops, would raise such a scoundrel as a son.
Jun Moxie got up and walked out. After a while, he came back with a few burly men behind him, each carrying a small jar of wine. "Here, seven jars. Everyone, drink a few more bowls, as many jars as you can! I'll be fine after I neutralize the alcohol in my stomach. "
Head intoxication needed to be washed down with alcohol before it would be effective.
"Are you playing with me?" Dugu Wudi flew into a rage. "Do you think I haven't tried this method before? He had already fed them quite a lot, but it was useless! Vomit as much as you drink! "
"What do you know? The reason why they are drunk is because they secretly drank my secret top-grade wine source. One cup is equivalent to a jug of new wine, so you can imagine how strong the wine is. Each of them drank at least one bowl, so how could they not be drunk! If an ordinary person were to drink so much top-grade wine, it would be hard to tell if they would be drunk to death. If they were to use ordinary methods to cure the effects of alcohol, it would be difficult for them to do so.
Even if you know to mix it with wine to make their stomachs react and neutralize it, my wine is far superior to any ordinary wine in the world. Naturally, it's difficult to neutralize it! Only the Origin Wine that I brewed myself and blended together can produce the effect of water and milk! Only then could it have the effect of dispelling the alcohol! Do you understand? If you don't have any knowledge, you should at least have some common sense. If you don't have common sense, you should at least have some experience. What great general of the empire! "Jun Mo Xie was merciless.
"Even if what you said makes sense, then … there's no need for seven jars of wine, right? There were only seven of them, so two jars of wine would be enough! Aren't you clearly blackmailing me? " Dugu Wudi really did not understand the difference between White Spirit Source Intoxication and ordinary intoxication, so he could only avoid this topic. This was ten thousand taels of silver for a jar! It was a sky-high price.
"My wine hasn't opened for business yet. Today is the opening day." Jun Moxie smiled as he weighed the banknotes in his hand. "That's why I've already sold it to you at a very cheap price. I might not be able to sell it at this price in the future!"
Dugu Wu Di walked away with a black face. He really didn't want to stay any longer. He was afraid that he wouldn't be able to control his temper, and would beat up that brat in front of Grandpa Jun.
"This time, I heard that you provoked that girl from the Dugu Family?" Grandpa Jun smiled kindly and narrowed his eyes. His gaze was filled with the desire to hug his great-grandson.
"Grandpa, don't mess around. I can't wait to hide from that wild girl. I'm just curious. Why did their whole family come and say that I bullied their daughter … It's obviously their daughter who bullied me, okay?" Jun Moxie sighed with grievance. "It's really unreasonable!"
"What's so unreasonable about this? It's very simple. That girl has obviously taken a fancy to you. " Grandpa Jun smiled like a sly old fox. "If that girl hadn't taken a fancy to you, they wouldn't have come here to cause trouble. That old bastard Dugu Zong Heng has calculated everything clearly. Every day, he plays the fool. Humph, how could this old man not see through his cunning mind? "
"What cunning mind?" Jun Moxie felt strange. He really didn't understand this matter.
"Dugu Xiaoyi has taken a fancy to you. Silly boy, on one hand, the Dugu family doesn't want you to be their son-in-law. On the other hand, His Majesty also won't allow you to be their son-in-law. This isn't difficult to understand, right?" Jun Zhan Tian stroked his beard.
"Of course I understand. If the two military families of the Tian Xiang Empire were to unite by marriage, it would be a huge threat to the Imperial Family." Jun Moxie nodded. It seemed as if he understood tacitly.
"You still don't understand!" Grandpa Jun was somewhat depressed. Why is this grandson of mine making such a mistake on this matter?
"However, the Dugu family has also prepared for the worst. If Dugu Xiaoyi really wants to commit suicide and refuses to marry you, they will first come here to cause trouble. Then, they will find an excuse to torment you. Then, the two families will openly fight. Of course, it will be a fake fight. Do you understand now? Let His Majesty understand that although the Jun Family has married the most favored daughter of the Dugu Family, the two families have completely fallen out. "
"When the time comes, there won't be any trouble. Instead, His Majesty will personally act as a matchmaker for the two of you in order to prevent internal strife. Do you still not understand? Dugu Zong Heng sent his grandchildren to cause trouble. No matter what happens in the future, he will be prepared in advance! Now, this old thing must be very proud of himself. Humph! "
Grandpa Jun was furious. "That old bastard Dugu Zong Heng is treating this old man like a fool. He didn't realize that even this old man can see through his intentions, let alone His Majesty. This old man doesn't even know how to play tricks. He's really a pig! If we don't prepare in advance, it will be difficult to avoid being implicated by this old man! "
Jun Mo Xie was left dumbstruck by the news. He really couldn't imagine what these old men were thinking about every day. Even a transmigrator like him couldn't keep up with their pace of thinking …
"Let's work harder." Grandpa Jun winked at his grandson and encouraged him. "Marrying or not marrying is not a problem. Let this old man hold my great-grandson first. That is the most important thing right now."
Jun Moxie was sweating profusely …
What kind of grandfather is this? It's hard for a grandson not to learn bad things …
"Let's put this aside for now. In any case, if something happens, it will be Dugu Zong Heng who will have a headache first. It has nothing to do with our Jun Family. Who told his granddaughter to like my grandson!" Grandpa Jun was extremely irresponsible. "Let's talk about the matter at hand first. You are now very popular. The three princes are fighting to curry favor with you. Tsk tsk, you are really awesome."
"I can't help it. I am so handsome that even men want to look at me." Jun Moxie touched his chin. He was quite intoxicated by it.
"He is indeed very handsome. How can a descendant of my Jun Family not be handsome?" Jun Zhan Tian did not despise Jun Moxie's narcissism. Instead, he was very intoxicated. "But whether he is handsome or not has nothing to do with him. It only matters to those little girls. You should think about how to deal with these three people. Let me tell you, these three are not easy to deal with. Once they stick to you, you won't be able to get rid of them. Don't think that just because you are a little clever, they will sell you out! Understand? "
"Yes, I understand. In fact, my plan is … "Jun Moxie didn't want to say it. But after thinking about it, he decided to let Grandpa Jun be prepared.
"You don't need to tell me your specific plan. That is your own business. You understand? It has nothing to do with our Jun Family. As long as you have your own plan, this old man is not interested! Do you understand? "Grandpa Jun didn't let him finish. He waved his hand and interrupted him. He walked away with his hands behind his back.
Jun Moxie was speechless. Don't ask if you don't want to know. I wasn't going to tell you. But now, I have been struggling in my heart for a long time. I want to tell you everything, but you are the one who dropped the ball …
Jun Dashao shook his head and returned to his small courtyard. He saw that Fatty Tang was anxiously waiting for him.
It had been a long time since he had seen him. Since the last time, Hitman Jun had been busy treating Third Master Jun's injuries, recuperating, and accompanying him on his business trips. He hadn't seen this good friend of his for more than a month. To be honest, he really did miss him!
However, this missing feeling disappeared the moment he saw him again …
A certain huge lump of meat kept asking a certain little girl, "When is he coming back? … "
Then, he asked, "Why isn't he back yet? … "
Then, he asked, "He didn't die outside, right? … "
The little maid, Little Ke, was trembling as she received Tang Yuan. She was a little afraid of this ferocious-looking giant Fatty. She was afraid that he would suddenly fall down and hit her. Her small body wouldn't be able to bear it. She might even be crushed to death on the spot …
"Fatty Tang, what are you doing here?" Jun Moxie held the three invitations in his hand. He felt like he was holding three bombs. These three brothers didn't discuss this beforehand. They sent the invitations at the same time. What's the meaning of this? He was having a headache when he saw this body of greasy fat. It was really uncomfortable.
"Wu wu … Third young master, you're back. I … you have to give your brother an idea … I don't want to live anymore … I won't be able to see you again …" Tang Yuan's snot and tears streamed down his face, "If you don't give me an idea this time, I'll … I'll … I'll …"
"You'll what? You'll eat one more meal? You don't want to live anymore? Hurry up and find a good place to settle this. What's the matter with me?! " Jun Moxie sat on the chair in front of him. He tilted his head and looked at him. "Fatty, just say it. Don't put on a sad show. What happened to you?" He suddenly slapped his thigh. "You lost your wife again?!"
"F * ck!" Tang Yuan cursed. "Am I that kind of person?"
"If you don't say it, I'm going to sleep." Jun Moxie was about to get up.
"Don't! Master! You're my master. Boss, you have to give me an idea. Otherwise, I'm dead. "Tang Yuan hurriedly stopped him.
"Hurry up and get to the point. I'm very busy. I don't have time to play with you." Jun Moxie narrowed his eyes.
"Ah, I can't bear to look back. Third Young Master, the Old Master wants to send me to the palace …" Tang Yuan cried.
"What? Your grandfather wants you to be a eunuch?! Your grandfather is too open-minded, isn't he?! "Jun Mo Xie quivered, and sat up straight. His eyes were perfectly round as he stared at Jun Mo Xie.
"You're the one who wants to be a eunuch!" Tang Yuan was furious. "Are there no other positions in the palace besides eunuchs?"
"Of course there are other positions, but they're not suitable for you. Only this position is barely passable!" Jun Moxie rubbed his chin and laughed.
"What do you mean? Do you think I'm only suitable to be a eunuch? You're pissing me off! "Tang Yuan was furious. He wanted to cry but no tears came out.
"Then tell me, what are your strengths?! What kind of position can you be? "Jun Moxie ignored the angry Fatty Tang and smiled faintly.
"I have many strengths, such as …" Fatty Tang gave an example for a long time but could not continue.
"Don't give an example. Your grandfather wants you to replace Murong Qianjun, right?" Jun Moxie saw how embarrassed Fatty was and decided not to tease him anymore. He gave him a sidelong glance and said with a faint smile.
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