< This is what it means to be a brother! >
Time flowed like water, and in the blink of an eye, another three days had passed …
By the time he took the tenth pill, Tang Yuan had finally managed to slim down.
This time, after taking the pill, it didn't hurt or itch, and didn't have any negative side effects. Instead, it caused his muscles to contract, and his sweat pores to be compressed. Then, drops of milky white fat were gradually excreted from the sweat pores all over his body.
This excretion would only slowly stop after he returned to his normal height and fat ratio … Furthermore, it was accompanied by a very powerful restorative effect. As the accumulated fat was excreted from his body, another function of this pill was to contract the skin, so that the skin that had suddenly slimmed down could maintain its normal taut state, so that it wouldn't fall into a terrible state of sagging and sagging …
For the entire morning, Tang Yuan continued to sit on a specially made giant high chair. The chair was placed in a huge bathtub, and the fat excreted from his body had actually accumulated to the brim!
A full two hundred jin!
And it didn't stop there!
After eating and drinking to his heart's content, Fatty Tang slept on his bed, and slept for a day and a night. When he woke up, all the fat excreted from his body had turned into oil, and flowed all the way from his bed to the ground, forming a small river. It flowed out the door, through the corridor, and into the courtyard, where it once again formed a puddle. Then, it flowed out of the courtyard, and meandered away for an unknown distance …
The next day, Fatty Tang got up on his own, feeling refreshed and full of vitality. He took a delightful bath, and was so excited that he looked up to the sky and let out a long roar. He felt so relaxed that he could fly. After putting on his original set of clothes, he found that his original clothes could now be used as a blanket …
Helpless, he borrowed a set of clothes from Jun Moxie, and found that it was only slightly tight, and could still be worn …
A miracle, no, this was a miracle, a miracle created by God …
Fatty Tang's eyes were brimming with tears. No! Now, Tang Yuan could no longer be called Fatty Tang. Tang Yuan was no longer fat at all … Although he still couldn't bear to look back on the days of losing weight, he finally let go of Jun Moxie's "abuse" these days …
Fatty Tang was really, really fat. He was the Fat King, he really was him!
Suddenly, one day, Fatty wasn't fat anymore. He wasn't the Fat King. He really wasn't him!
Fatty had once created a well-known record: There was a huge scale in the market that was specially used to weigh fat pigs. But when it was used to weigh Fatty Tang, the scale suddenly broke with a 'pa' sound. Because of this incident, a proverb appeared in Tian Xiang City: You are fat, but not heavy. Tang Dashao broke the scale!
But now, now, at this moment …
Tang Dashao was very careful, very careful, and very serious as he weighed himself. He didn't seem to believe his own eyes. After checking again and again, he found out that his weight was … 160 kg!
For Tang Yuan, who was about 1.75 meters tall, it could be said to be a rather healthy and slender standard body shape!
I'm not dreaming, right? Even if I'm dreaming, let me sleep a little later. Let me see this dream before I wake up!
The overjoyed Tang Yuan couldn't wait to go home as soon as possible. He couldn't wait to show his perfect body to Sun Xiaomei. But he still restrained himself and pestered Jun Dashao for three more 'Viagra Pills'.
He believed that no one would be able to guess what kind of pill this was. This was the 'Aphrodisiac Pill' that Jun Mo Xie had specially made for Tang Yuan. He had simply named it the 'Viagra Pill'. Although the name of this pill was somewhat inelegant, its effect was extraordinary. One pill was enough to guarantee Fatty Tang's sexual happiness for the rest of his life!
If he were to take three in a row …
Then, that function of Fatty's would directly rise to the 'Powerful' level.
However, Jun Dashao told Tang Yuan a taboo. After taking this pill, he couldn't have sexual intercourse for half a month. Otherwise, he would basically be finished for the rest of his life. He must remember this …
Actually, this taboo was made up by Jun Moxie. Previously, when Fatty Tang scolded Jun Moxie a few days ago, it was one thing to understand. However, if Jun Moxie didn't teach him a lesson, it would be intolerable. Moreover, the first half a month after taking the 'Viagra Pill' was the time when one's body was burning with lust …
Yet, he had to hold it in for half a month. This feeling … if my brothers want to try it, you can take our Earth's' Viagra Pill 'for half a month … this feeling is definitely incomparably ecstatic, and you're destined to never forget it for the rest of your life …
A day later, Tang Yuan's eyes were glowing green. Whenever he saw the female attendants in the Evil Monarch Manor, his face would instantly turn red … but he still forcefully restrained himself, not daring to do anything out of line.
To PK for a lifetime in half a month, no matter how daring Tang Yuan was, he wouldn't dare to try it ah …
By the second day, Tang Dashao's thirst had already developed to the point of researching the female Xuan Beasts in the Tian Fa Forest. Jun Dashao had personally seen Fatty Tang grabbing a female mouse the size of a rubber ball, his eyes glowing green as he studied something …
On the third day, Tang Yuan finally couldn't take it anymore and wanted to return immediately. He had calculated it very clearly. This journey would take about half a month's time. When he returned to Tian Xiang City, it would be the end of the deadline! At that time, when he saw Sun Xiaomei … hehehehe …
As he thought about it, Tang Yuan couldn't help but laugh lewdly as he drooled.
A businessman was a businessman after all. Before leaving, the calculating Tang Yuan still pestered Jun Moxie and asked for a hundred 'Viagra Pills'. This was the best way to get rich. After receiving Jun Dashao's advice, Tang Yuan decided to dissolve a 'Viagra Pill' with a hundred times the amount of water and store it in a hundred small bottles. He would call it 'Viagra God Water, Golden Spear Forever Strong'!
These hundred 'Viagra Pills' were enough for Tang Yuan to auction off ten thousand times … and every time, the starting price would be ten thousand gold taels … Everyone can imagine it … especially when Fatty Tang decided that when he returned, he would immediately announce that this was the 'Viagra God Water' personally refined by the Evil Monarch!
He would use the banner of the Evil Monarch to amass wealth for himself!
As for what the world would think of the Evil Monarch, and whether they would guess that this Evil Monarch had returned to researching these strange medicines because of his illness … those were not within the scope of Tang Yuan's consideration!
Only when the gold was in his hands would it be real!
Furthermore, before leaving, Tang Yuan sneakily asked Jun Moxie if he could give me a few dozen bottles of each of the 'Slimming Pills' that he had researched previously … and then, as a supplementary item, give me a few hundred bottles of the real 'Slimming Pills' as well …
How would Jun Dashao have the time to do such things? He directly rejected him. In the end, Fatty threw a tantrum and refused to leave. He even begged for three bottles of each kind, 50 pills each …
These medicines were naturally prepared to be diluted and auctioned off. After all, there were still many Fatty people in this world.
And those 'Slimming Pills' that were extremely effective and had no side effects were the greatest blessing for all the Fatty people in this world!
As for those failed 'Slimming Pills', they were also going to be auctioned off. Not only were they going to be auctioned off, they were going to be auctioned off at a high price! Tang Yuan's heart was filled with viciousness. I can't be the only one in this world to suffer this kind of punishment …
All the Fatty people who want to slim down, not only do you have to suffer this kind of punishment, you have to pay a high price for it! And you have to buy it ten times in a row before you can slim down …
Although the price was very high, Tang Yuan knew that there were some people who cared more about being fat than him! Especially those … wives of high ranking officials … even if it was ten times more painful, those wives would still be willing to bid and bid crazily …
This kind of torture was not only to be auctioned off! And it was to be auctioned off at fixed times …
One had to say that the viciousness of Tang Yuan's heart was truly evident. It had already reached a certain level! As a businessman, not only was his heart black, even his intestines were black …
At the moment they parted, Jun Moxie made Fatty Tang consume a set of Seven Colored Holy Fruits and a petal of the Exquisite Lotus. Moreover, he also prepared a set of them in a jade box for him to bring back to Sun Xiaomei.
Tang Yuan left with tears of gratitude … before he left, he noticed that Jun Moxie had a very strange smile on his face, but he didn't think too much about it. This good brother of his had done too much for him, too much!
To have such a friend in life … what more could one ask for?
However, after returning to Tian Xiang City, Fatty started to regret for the first time. The reason was very simple, his weight loss this time was too successful, and Sun Xiaomei couldn't even recognize him anymore …
This seemed to be a very bizarre, but very real tragedy!
Tang Yuan was badly battered, and he had to explain for a long time before he could really explain it clearly …
But what really made Tang Dashao regret was not this matter. Both of them had consumed the Exquisite Lotus and Seven Colored Holy Fruits that Jun Moxie had given them, and both of them had increased their lifespans by a thousand years! Therefore, in a sense, it was equivalent to letting Tang Yuan completely fall into the evil clutches of Sun Xiaomei, and this period of time was almost indefinite …
At the very least, within a thousand years, he was destined not to have an affair!
Even if he really did have an affair, it would at most be a short ten years of reunion, and then he would have to face the beautiful woman growing old … This left a deep and painful mental torment for Fatty, and only with Sun Xiaomei …
Therefore, Fatty's life was basically … completely controlled by Sun Xiaomei …
When Tang Yuan suddenly came to his senses and scolded Jun Moxie, it was already a matter of a few hundred years later … And at that time, Tang Yuan's wealth had already reached the point where all the emperors, ministers, and aristocratic families in the world would covet it … But he could only stay with one wife …
This directly created a legend, in the world, other than the 'Evil Monarch', there was also a 'Casanova'!
Who could love a woman for a thousand years?
Only Tang Yuan!
Who could remain infatuated for a thousand years?
Only the God of Wealth, Shopkeeper Tang!
Who could … Only Young Master Tang!
The once tyrannical and evil Big Dandy Tang actually became the generation's Casanova, and became the standard by which tens of thousands of young girls chose their husbands. This could be said to be a miracle! Or perhaps it was a miracle!
A miracle created by the 'God of Wealth'!
Countless descendants, especially young girls, were moved to tears when they talked about this — just because of Tang Yuan's infatuation.
But who could have guessed that this so-called infatuation of Shopkeeper Tang was because he had no other choice …
Another point worth mentioning was that throughout his life, Tang Yuan had always addressed himself as the Shopkeeper, and not the Master of the Aristocratic Hall! Tang Yuan's friendship with Jun Moxie had never changed since he had grown up with him.
And, Tang Yuan had sealed everything that had come from Jun Moxie after Jun Moxie had disappeared from this world. Even a drop of water, a drop of wine, or a piece of paper couldn't be touched by a second person besides himself! Even Madam Tang — Sun Xiaomei — couldn't be an exception!
There was an extremely secret chamber in Tang Yuan's mansion! No one was allowed to go in. This order was enforced until Tang Yuan's life ended. Later generations couldn't restrain their curiosity, and opened the secret chamber. But, they got a huge shock.
Everyone thought that Tang Yuan was the richest man in the world since ancient times. He was the 'God of Wealth'. So, what kind of earth-shattering treasure was hidden in this secret chamber that he had cherished and valued for his entire life?
But, what was beyond the people's expectations was that there were only two chairs and a table in the secret chamber. There were two wine cups and a wine pot on the table. It seemed as if two people had been drinking and chatting in this place countless times …
The walls were densely packed with extremely ordinary things.
There were pieces of cloth, jars of wine, and some empty bottles. These were the small jade bottles that had once been filled with the pills that Jun Moxie had given him. After auctioning off the elixirs, these little bottles, without exception, were all collected by Tang Yuan here …
As for the other things, if there was someone who had accompanied Jun Mo Xie and Tang Yuan for a period of time, they would discover that these were all the things that these two debauchees had done together, the things that they had done together, the memories that they had shared together …
The entire secret chamber was clean and tidy. It was all cleaned by Tang Yuan, who was known for his laziness!
Because this place was the most valuable treasure in his life!
Friendship! Affection!
Tang Yuan would often sit there alone, and drink the wine that Jun Mo Xie had left for him. He would then sigh. [I've had a friend like the Third Young Master in my life. But this life is enough!] No regrets!
How much Jun Moxie had done for Tang Yuan? Tang Yuan knew it better than anyone else! And how much Tang Yuan had done for Jun Moxie was also clear to everyone!
These two foppish young masters had truly done it. They would always be brothers! This promise!
On the wall of this secret chamber, there was a large handwriting by Tang Yuan: In this world, no one can touch my brother!
No one seemed to know that this was what Jun Moxie had said when Tang Yuan was framed and fell into the cesspool! At the same time, this was also the promise that the Evil Monarch had made to his brother.
And he had really done it!
However, it was not only Jun Moxie who had done it!
Because this was also the promise that Tang Yuan had made to his brother, Jun Moxie!
This sentence might be meaningless at the moment, but it did not mean that it would be meaningless forever!
Every dog has its day, and the Emperor has come to my house!
Or perhaps, time was the truly invincible thing!
A thousand years later, the Evil Monarch, Jun Moxie, had ascended a long time ago, and the successor of the Evil Monarch Manor had encountered an unprecedented crisis. At that time, no one would have thought that the God of Fortune, Tang Yuan, would stand on the side of the Evil Monarch Manor. But it was precisely because Tang Yuan had ignored the advice of his family, and the threats of various powers, that the Evil Monarch Manor had resolutely handed over his life's savings, that the Evil Monarch Manor had been able to tide over that crisis that was fated to be impossible to overcome!
The life's savings of the God of Fortune!
That was an astronomical figure in the truest sense of the word!
A sum of wealth that could truly enslave ghosts and gods!
All of this was because of a single sentence!
What's mine is my brother's! In this world, no one can touch my brother!
This sentence would never change! It would never ever change!
Even if my brother is no longer here, what's mine is still my brother's!
In the past, in the present, and in the future!
This is what it means to be a brother!
… …
(The book ends here as an explanation to Tang Yuan. I really like this character, Tang Yuan. I often wonder if I'll have such a friend in my life: He can be cunning, despicable, shameless, and unscrupulous to others. But towards friends, no matter if they're poor or rich, no matter if their status is high or low, they'll always have that pure and innocent heart! This will never change! If there is, this life will be enough!)
(Eternally unchanging, only true feelings are eternal! I love my friend, my brother. As long as I once had that feeling, no matter if you've forgotten it, forgotten it, or betrayed it, I'll always feel warmth in my heart. But for the mutual sacrifices we made in the past, my heart will always be filled with warmth.
Those who have lied to me before, I can choose not to know you. But in my heart, you are still my brother!)
(My greatest hope is that no matter who it is, as long as I've interacted with them before, they'll all say this: It's worth it to have a friend like Feng Ling at a certain point in their lives!
This will be the highest reward for me! Thank you, everyone. Tang Yuan wrote this paragraph very attentively and emotionally. All the brothers and sisters who like Tang Yuan and the wretched Fatty … hope that the ending of Fatty, the biggest supporting character in this book, won't disappoint everyone.
Finally, in Tang Yuan's words: Everyone, during this period of time in this book, I've been very happy and satisfied with everyone's company. To be able to spend more than a year with all of you, to be able to support Third Young Master with everyone, I, Tang Yuan, feel that it's worth it!)
(Bow, thank you!)
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