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If he hadn't met Jun Moxie, he would at most be in the Earth Xuan realm. In fact, he would've died a long time ago and turned into ashes. How could he talk about marrying and having children?
But ever since he met Jun Mo Xie, he had transformed from an illegitimate child that even his own family despised into a person who had the ability to influence the entire world in a short period of time!
All of his dreams came true one by one.
Zhan Meng Die, the Young Mistress who was in love with him, finally became his wife!
Before this, even the entire Baili Family was not much stronger than an ant in the eyes of the Zhan Family. At most, they were just slightly stronger. How could they have the right to touch the pearl of the Zhan Family …
All of this, all of this, was brought to him by Jun Moxie!
Baili Luo Yun repeated this to himself countless times in his heart!
A gentleman would die for his bosom friend!
With Tian Can and Di Que's talent, they had consumed the Bone Tempering Pill and Marrow Cleansing Pill in the past three days. Then, with the help of all sorts of miraculous medicine, they had completed the process of being reborn!
However, the pain he felt was truly inhumane torture!
But these two little fellows had persevered …
Currently, their meridians had already returned to a state of limitless emptiness. They were like a bottomless dry pond, just waiting for water to pour in and create waves …
And right now, Jun Moxie was doing something similar to 'pouring water' into their meridians.
Jun Mo Xie was absolutely confident that these two little fellows would bring an incomparable shock to the entire world the moment they fully matured and completed their metamorphosis …
The heavens would be destroyed!
The earth would be lacking!
Now that the two little fellows had completed their training, their experience, wisdom, and determination would only be stronger than normal people.
So Jun Moxie decided to raise their cultivation level in one go!
But there was one thing that Jun Moxie still did not understand. This world was Xuan Qi, not Qi. The Hongjun Pagoda's pill formula stated clearly: After one's cultivation reached a certain level, one must not use pills to raise their cultivation level! Otherwise, his soul would be destroyed at the most critical moment of the Heavenly Tribulation. There was absolutely no chance of him getting lucky!
Even before that, he had to put in a certain amount of effort first, and then use the help of medicinal pills to advance. However, Jun Moxie had already done a lot of things for his subordinates. Hence, he couldn't just focus on increasing his strength in the future!
Furthermore, the pill recipe stated that after reaching the Soul Formation stage, one definitely couldn't use pills to increase one's strength. But the problem was … Jun Moxie didn't know at all what realm of profound energy in this world was considered the Soul Formation stage.
This made Jun Moxie very distressed and depressed.
Jun Moxie wasn't afraid of the Heavenly Tribulation, but that didn't mean everyone was! Even someone as powerful as Miao Qing Cheng had to hide under the Misty Mansion for thousands of years under the threat of the Heavenly Tribulation! Not to mention others?
Therefore, Jun Mo Xie was acting as if he was treading on thin ice. Therefore, Jun Moxie planned to help all those with potential. The upper echelons would at most reach the Saint Venerable stage, and the middle echelons would reach the Holy Emperor stage. After that, it would be up to their own efforts.
Whatever realm they could reach, that was what realm they could reach. He must not forcefully raise their cultivation level.
Now, Jun Moxie picked out a few types of pills: Spirit Refining Pill, Heaven Mending Pill, Immortal Dew Pill, Diamond Pill, Eastern Spirit Pill …
These five pills were basically not for raising cultivation, but to refine the soul, condense the divine sense, and strengthen the body. After taking the last four pills, and then taking the Spirit Refining Pill, the person who took the pill would feel an overwhelming pain, and this pain would last for eighteen days!
There was a saying: the eighteen refinements of the soul, transcending the eighteen levels of hell!
In other words, after going through the strengthening and transformation of the Spirit Refining Pill, the soul would condense, and even if one died, the soul would not be destroyed! Of course, this referred to normal death, not death by the Heavenly Tribulation.
But after the soul was strengthened, the confidence to resist the Heavenly Tribulation would also increase.
But this kind of pill could only be taken by experts at the level of the Holy Emperor and above. If one's cultivation level was not high enough, the soul might directly be destroyed in this endless pain …
But the rest was not something that Jun Moxie could care about. For the upper echelons, Jun Moxie could only do so much!
At least in this world, what Jun Moxie had done was already the limit! If he forced his subordinates to improve, he still had the ability to do so, but that would only cause them to encounter the critical Heavenly Tribulation earlier and die early. There was no other use.
And this time, the extra pill obtained from refining the pill was — — Slimming Pill!
All the other pills had ready-made original recipes, but this pill tailored for Fatty had to be explored by Jun Dashao himself. In the five days of refining the pill, he had refined five kinds of pills …
But from the experimental results, it was obvious that they had all failed. It was too tragic …
And in those five days, Fatty Tang was in so much pain that he wished he was dead! He was truly in a state where he would rather die than live …
Because he was the test subject, and the only test subject at that …
After taking the first pill, Fatty's effects were quite obvious. Within half a day, he had crazy diarrhea 21 times! In the end, it had developed to the point where his buttocks would hurt like hell just by wiping it.
But the effect …
After lying in bed for a day, he took the second pill. He no longer had diarrhea, but he had a splitting headache!
After taking the third pill, Fatty's symptoms were quite obvious. He was sweating profusely. Jun Moxie thought that it was effective, so he gave him another pill. This time, Tang Yuan was sweating so much that he was dehydrated three times in a day. If not for Jun Moxie directly using the power of water on Fatty, he might have lost his life …
As for the effect of the fourth pill, it was even more strange. After Fatty took it, he let out a strange cry, and his whole body cramped. The cramps were so severe that one of his ears was on the top of his head, all the way to his chin.
His upper lip was cracked to his temples, and his lower lip was crooked to his shoulders. Even his nostrils were almost completely separated …
Fatty squealed like a pig being slaughtered for an entire day and night. Unable to bear it any longer, he swore to go on strike, and even swore to the heavens that he would cut off all ties with Jun Moxie, and not treat him even if he was beaten to death … But he was caught by Jun Dashao, who gave him a pill to recover. Then, he pinched his nose and forced the fifth pill down his throat …
After taking the fifth pill, the effects were extremely obvious!
Fatty Tang's hair stood up straight on his head, and all his muscles started to dance. His digestive system was in a mess, and he could fart five to six times with every step he took. It was loud and smelly. In an instant, the entire Evil Monarch Manor was filled with a foul stench, and everyone covered their noses and ran away …
Jun Moxie furrowed his brows in deep thought as he entered Tang Yuan's room once again.
Fatty Tang, who was originally in a weak and listless state, instantly sprang up like a spring when he saw Jun Dashao. He roared angrily, "Get out! Scram! Who allowed you to come in? Let me go back! I want to go back to Tian Xiang! I want to go home, wu wu wu … I want to go home … "
Fatty started to cry bitterly, snot and tears flowing down his face.
It was as if all the offending he'd suffered in his entire life had been concentrated in these few days, and it was even more severe by several times. It was too painful! If not for the miraculous pills that Jun Moxie had, Fatty would have died over a hundred times in these few days …
He really couldn't take it anymore ah.
"Fatty, don't be afraid. Big Brother, I, have developed a new type of pill. This pill is definitely a Slimming Pill specially made for you. It will definitely be effective after you consume it, and the effects will definitely be excellent. Believe me, I'm right!" Jun Moxie said with a smile.
"Pui, you still want me to believe you?! Scram! F * ck! Do you even believe what you're saying? F * ck! " Fatty Tang scolded loudly. "You've f * cking said this to me five times already. Give me hope, let me have hope, disappoint me, make me despair, I have no more hope …"
"You've grown more capable. Tell me, are you going to eat it or not?" Jun Moxie gritted his teeth and asked, as if he had flown into a rage out of humiliation.
Although what Fatty said was the truth, one shouldn't hit someone's face, and one shouldn't expose someone's shortcomings!
"No, I won't eat it even if you beat me to death! I'd rather be slapped to death by you than eat your trashy pills! "Tang Yuan said, looking death in the eye.
"You've really grown up now. You even dare to challenge me. Do you think I won't beat you to death?! Fatty Tang, I'll be honest with you. If you don't eat it today, I'll beat you to death eighteen times and save you eighteen times! Let's see if I can do it or not! " Jun Moxie raised his hand and charged at him fiercely. Without saying a word, he picked up a stick and smashed it down on Fatty Tang's face with a swoosh!
With a loud bang, Fatty's broad back was hit hard. He screamed and fell down with a thud.
The wind whistled above his head. Jun Moxie's second stick had already landed mercilessly!
"Wait! I'll eat it! "Fatty Tang screamed. His tone had changed.
The stick stopped when it came into contact with his shoulder muscles. Jun Moxie sneered and asked with a murderous tone, "Didn't you just say that you won't eat it even if I beat you to death? Didn't you want me to kill you and make it quick and easy? I'm fulfilling your moral integrity! What the hell are you screaming for? Where's your moral integrity? "
Tang Yuan lay on the ground and weakly begged for mercy. "Big brother … my dear big brother, I give up. I did say that just now, but I haven't finished … Sob sob, why are you so agitated?"
"Haven't finished?" Jun Moxie blinked.
"What I said was … I won't eat it even if you beat me to death …" Tang Yuan wiped his tears and said, "… but! As long as I don't die, I'll eat it! "
"I see. At least you know when to stop." Jun Moxie nodded with a kind expression. "Fatty, you're good! Come, eat this. "
After receiving the 'praise', Fatty opened his mouth and wanted to smile. However, he began to cry instead. Snot and tears flowed down his face as he bawled …
Then, Fatty swallowed the odd-smelling 'Slimming Pill' in a heroic manner. In an instant, the room was filled with wails and howls …
After a long while, Jun Moxie shook his head and sighed. He frowned and walked out of Fatty's room …
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