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Chapter 207

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Today was the first official day of Wang Quan's class.

But unfortunately, Wangyue Lin was destined to miss this "first time."

Because before she arrived at school, she was suddenly picked up by a car that appeared.

Sitting in the car was Ichiro Kenike.

He took Mochizuki Rin directly to the headquarters of the Public Security Division Six.

Wang Quan didn't care about it for the time being. He had to go to class today.

His class was the second period.

Naturally, he didn't need to prepare for it.

It just so happened that Wangyue Lin wasn't there, so he could also show off his Japanese.

It was just that he would purposely add a bit of a foreign accent.

During the second period, he stepped into the classroom when the bell rang.

At that moment, he observed a very interesting phenomenon.

That yellow-haired delinquent girl who had taken the lead to bully Wangyue Rin seemed to be … isolated.

The other students were gathered in twos and threes and were about to walk back to their seats.

But there was no one around that girl.

Even when everyone passed by her seat, they would deliberately avoid her, and her original attendants all sat far away.

In the process, no one's eyes stayed on her seat.

They completely treated her as air.

And now the girl's eyes were empty, obviously autistic.

It was really tragic.

Wang Quan didn't laugh at her.

Well, he sympathized a little. After all, this girl was quite beautiful.

But what could he do? When he saw people begging on the side of the road, he would also sympathize with them and even buy them some food — he wouldn't give them money.

Of course, if he knew in advance that the reason why this beggar's leg was broken was because he had an affair and was broken by the victim's family, he wouldn't even give them food.

Now, this blonde girl was in such a situation.

If Wangyue Lin wanted to forgive her, it was also because of the long black hair.

Wang Quan was not an insulator, he was also afraid of being struck by lightning.

Thus, he ignored the young female delinquent and began his lecture.

After the class leader gave the order, everyone stood up, bowed, and sat down. Wang Quan, who wore a suit and gold-rimmed glasses, started to lecture like a beast in human clothing:

"Everyone already knows my name. We are pressed for time and have a heavy task, so let's not talk about those useless things."

"The textbooks are closed. The top is basically useless, at least the front is useless. I suggest that you directly turn to the fifth page and start learning Pinyin, which is similar to the Roman alphabet. Through this, the learning effect will be much better." Wang Quan glanced at the curious students with one hand in his pocket, "But today, I won't talk about that in the first class."

He opened the textbook and glanced at it, saying, "'Hello' and whatnot have already been retired from the environment. Over there, when we meet, we ask 'Have you eaten?', which is only limited to acquaintances."

If it was a stranger, no one would call her a beauty. At least, most people wouldn't call her that.

The most people would not call a stranger a beauty.

Wang Quan had heard that people in Guangdong would call people handsome, but only after he had been there did he realize that they were all calling people handsome. Of course, this was only limited to their best friends.

Looking at the curious faces, Wang Quan felt much younger.

His expression was calm as he asked with a smile, "Does anyone know what's the fastest way to learn a foreign language?"

His expression was calm as he smiled and asked, "Does anyone know what is the fastest way to learn a foreign language?"

Going to the hotel to find a "foreign teacher" for offline lessons was the fastest way.

Going to the hotel to find a "foreign teacher" was the fastest way to teach.

But this was not very harmonious and was not suitable for underage students. "What's this student's name?" Wang Quan looked at the person.

It was a gloomy man with long hair. He was quite handsome and looked familiar, but he definitely had not seen him before.

It was a gloomy man with long hair. He was quite handsome, and he looked somewhat familiar, but she was sure that she had never seen him before.

Perhaps a handsome guy with long hair would be familiar.

It was just that this guy looked like a gloomy man. Wang Quan did not expect him to take the initiative to answer questions in class.

It seemed like he couldn't judge a book by its cover.

The student smiled shyly. "Bai Niao You. Teacher, you can call me Bai Niao."

Bai Niao … Wang Quan remembered that there was a Metropolitan Police officer with the surname Bai Niao at the headless case last night.

A relative?

He did look familiar.

But it didn't matter.

He was very gentle. "Student Bai Niao answered very well, but you got it wrong."

He turned around and wrote a few words on the blackboard.

"Red deer" (baka, baka).

"In fact, the easiest foreign language to remember is swearing."

For example, words like "baka", "shake it", "сукаблядь", "f * ck", "sh * t" and so on.

Other than that Russian sentence, the rest of the words might take a lifetime to learn, but they basically knew the meaning.

Even if they didn't know the meaning, they would know that it was a curse.

Even when playing games, the quickest way for foreigners to learn Chinese literature was to use vulgarities.

After all, straightforward swearing usually had two characteristics.

First, the words were short and catchy, so it was easy to remember.

Second, the damage might not be high, but it was very insulting.

At the very least, the opponent would treat the foreigner's swearing as a monkey show and think that it was interesting for a foreigner to learn their language.

You would also scold him, and you wouldn't be scolded back, so you would feel good.

As long as everyone was a clown, no one would be hurt.

The scene was pulled back.

The quiet atmosphere under the podium was suddenly broken, and there was a whisper among the students.

Wang Quan had to stand up to maintain class discipline. "That student, don't look. It's you, the student with glasses and a watermelon hairstyle.

"What do you usually say when you quarrel with people?"

The boy who was called stood up at a loss and said carefully, "Oh no, you guy, and ha ku qi (idiot)?"

"Very good, but it's still too conservative. This is the limitation of Japanese. " Wang Quan said nonsense with a serious face, "Japanese is a very ambiguous language. Most of the time, we don't add subjects when we speak."

It might be a national problem, or it might be a fear of trouble and "politeness", or it might be a fear of responsibility.

In short, there were many words in Japanese without subjects.

For example, "I like you," in Japanese, one would say "su ki" or "da su ki".

"Auntie washes the railway" was more direct, but generally, Japanese people wouldn't say it so directly when they confess.

As an old Japanese manga addict, Wang Quan didn't see many people say "Auntie washes the railway" when he watched anime. He only heard it in the lyrics.

In most confessions, the character's lines were those two ambiguous phrases without a subject.

Just like "The moon is beautiful tonight."

You couldn't directly say "Then hurry back to the room", but "But the wind is also very gentle."

Speaking of which, Wang Quan couldn't think of such a flirtatious thing.

It was also quite artistic!

He was a man of action, never confessing his feelings.

A confession was the conclusion of victory, not the signal to charge at the starting point.

If you directly confessed to someone, it was 80% likely to be "Not enough (sorry)".

The so-called "Ten moves and then refuse" was nothing more than this.

Many students also agreed with Wang Quan's words.

Usually, if you don't like people, you only have a few words to curse back and forth, and the lethality is not strong.

Or it's just a metaphor.

For example, "You are like a stinky frog blah blah blah."

Can't you directly say "NMSL" or "Your penis is only three centimeters" or "Next year on this day, the grass on your grave will be three meters tall"?

Or something like "Fight your mother" is also fine.

If it's more straightforward, you can directly say "Idiot".

Wang Quan always felt that Japanese people were very depressed. Today, he was going to release their nature for these "flowers of the motherland."

"Of course, it's not good to swear, but sometimes, for example, when you are bullied, you don't dare to fight back or talk back. When you encounter a senior student who bullies you, you can swear behind his back and you are afraid of being told off. That can come in handy."

Wang Quan said seriously, "The foreign language swear words that I used before are too common. Everyone knows what they mean. So it's necessary to learn Chinese swear words. Even if you swear in front of someone, they won't know the meaning. "

When he said this, the group of students really became interested.

Because this is a very real problem.

School bullying has never been a problem in Japan. They have made their own movies and documentaries in this area.

Even Nike's Japan branch had filmed a school bullying advertisement.

But they only dare to protest, and they will not change.

Just like the neighboring Southern Dynasties, all kinds of social darkness. We make movies to earn the people's box office, but we will not change. Everyone can just have fun.

"Suyuan" is so awesome!

But in the end?

The original criminal was released from prison!

And a certain female artist who committed suicide, even after her death, was made into a movie to entertain the public.

Wang Quan never had a good impression of these two countries.

Except for Wangyue Lin.

Naganao Kuroda is a little angel.

Wang Quan has always been famous for his double standards.

Looking at the pairs of eager eyes below, he smiled and turned around to write a few Chinese words on the blackboard. He also thoughtfully added Pinyin at the side.

[Big Brother, Big Sister-In-Law, Happy New Year.]

It is not a joke, but simple Chinese words that they can find out themselves.

For example, "Hello", "I love you", etc.

That would easily expose the fact that Wang Quan lied to them.

This sentence is better.

Wang Quan pointed at the blackboard, his expression serious, "This sentence is a vulgar word, and it is very damaging to the Chinese. Although they are very angry, because we are all international friends, they can only smile at you.

"So in the future, if you meet a Chinese who makes you unhappy, just say 'Big Brother, Big Sister-In-Law Happy New Year'."

At this moment, the gloomy handsome guy, White Bird Yuki, raised his hand and asked, "Sir, what does this sentence mean? If the degree of anger is different, the vulgar words should be different, right? "

"Very good." Wang Quan hated this kind of guy the most.

Is it fun to draw inferences?

Bluffing people is also very tiring.

"How can Chinese be so inconvenient!" Wang Quan's expression continued to be serious, "Just change the tone. There are four tones in Chinese. This sentence, from low to high, means that the degree of cursing is increased."

"Of course, this sentence is also more complicated. When facing people who do not understand Chinese, you can say this sentence." Wang Quan wrote another three words.

[Zhanru niangqin].

Of course, it was the non-harmonious version.

"If you meet someone from your own country who makes you angry and wants to scold but does not dare to scold, you can say these three words. If the other party asks what it means, you can say it means' Guian '. "

"Oh …"

Voices of realization came from the class, making Wang Quan feel a sense of accomplishment like a hardworking gardener watching his seedlings grow after being fertilized.

Wang Quan felt that it was much more interesting than giving special attention to Wangyue Lin.

At the very least, this group of high school students would not ask questions that would cause his DNA to move around.



"Achoo! Achoo! "

At the headquarters of the Public Security Division Six, Naganao Kuroda rubbed his red nose, then said to Ichiro Kenike, "So what is it?"

Ichiro Kenike's expression was as serious as Wang Quan's. "I just came back from my work report, and there is something I want to tell you."

Sighing, he produced a picture from the projector behind him and projected it onto the curtain.

Wangyue Lin looked over.

It was a humanoid creature. It looked like a man, and he was wearing a handsome suit.

However, it was surrounded by a faint black and red mist, and there was also a blood-colored ink dancing outside.

His face was covered by thick mist and ink, and his appearance could not be seen at all.

"This freak must be taken in."

Wangyue Lin's expression was a little strange.

This freak … why does it look so familiar?

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