Deadpool, the one who thought that he was Issou's biological father in this article,
It turned out that he was not Issou's biological father,
The man who decided to get rid of Issou's biological father and take over the position of Issou's biological father,
After going through a lot of hardships (and not) to do something big,
He was coming back happily, planning to reunite with his good girl.
Knot! Fruit!
He didn't have time to take a good look at his good girl, nor did he have time to give his good girl a hug of love, but there was a shameless man pulling him! Of! (Not) His good girl said that she was his daughter!
Deadpool: "..."
What the hell is wrong with recognizing someone else's daughter as his daughter when he can't give birth to a daughter himself!?
What?
If you ask Deadpool this sentence, are you scolding yourself as well? After all, he couldn't give birth to a daughter himself, so he recognized someone else's daughter as his daughter.
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That's not important.
Deadpool said,
The most important thing now is to deal with Loki's shameless matter.
There's nothing wrong with it.
At this moment,
Whether it was the people who knew Deadpool or the people who didn't know Deadpool, the thoughts in their hearts were surprisingly exactly the same as Deadpool's — —
Let's put aside the big things first.
Let's have a good talk about how Issou inexplicably became Loki's daughter.
Facing Deadpool, who was fierce and showed his weapon,
Loki was not afraid at all. He sneered, "What does it have to do with you?"
As for Deadpool,
Of course, Loki didn't know him,
After all, every time he came to Earth to cause trouble, it seemed to alarm The Avengers and S.H.E.L.D..
And although Deadpool was not a villain, he was not a superhero who was running around saving the world all day and was on the way to saving the world,
Therefore, under the circumstances that there were no accidents,
The two of them had almost no intersection.
Hmm.
If one had to say that there was any interaction between them,
It was probably Deadpool, who could break the fourth dimensional wall, at most, when he suddenly thought of Loki or Tremblingwoods (the actor who played Loki), he would casually ridicule or diss him.
Under such circumstances,
It would be strange if Loki had a good temper in the face of Deadpool's questioning.
After all, he was not a good-tempered person.
Even though he had put away his arrogant look and looked very gentle.
She looked very good when she pretended to be obedient.
But in reality, his personality was a little bad.
Otherwise, Loki wouldn't have gotten the title of Evil God.
However, Loki had a bad temper, and Deadpool's father was not a good-tempered person either. When he heard his words, he immediately snorted coldly and said, "Very well, it seems that you still don't know who your father is."
As Deadpool spoke, he pointed the tip of his knife at Loki and continued, "Then no matter how long your legs are, there is no way to hide the fact that you are about to face a hair loss crisis. Listen to Daddy -"
"Deadpool's father is Issou's father! Let me ask you, imposter, what are you afraid of? No! Scared?! "
Issou, who was sure that Deadpool was not his father and suspected that Loki was his father: "…???"
How could he say the word 'impostor' in such a righteous manner?
As the person involved, Loki immediately frowned when he heard Deadpool's words, as if he was unhappy because of what he said.
In fact, Loki was indeed unhappy because of Deadpool's words, but not because of the bad and presumptuous tone in his voice, nor because he called him Compass in public.
Yeah.
Because at this moment, Loki didn't get what Deadpool meant like Issou did. He didn't know what Deadpool meant at all.
Of course, Loki was not unhappy because Deadpool denied his identity as Issou's father and called him a fake, but because —
Deadpool is actually Issou's father!?
And Issou's mother is Coubé, so —
Coubé and this guy are a couple!?
Thinking of this, Loki looked at Deadpool with more and more unfriendly eyes.
Of course, the little prince of Asgard knows that Issou is not his daughter. Although he was still a little virgin before he met Issou's mother, Coubé, it doesn't mean that he doesn't know what kind of exercise it takes to have offspring with a person.
If Loki didn't have a daughter when he met Coubé, then after seeing Issou now, he may suspect that she is his daughter.
What?
Has Loki ever considered that he met Coubé not long before the war in New York, and Issou is already twenty-one years old, so the timing doesn't match at all?
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Don't mess around.
He is the god of Asgard, and Coubé is not human. The child born from their union may have some mutations, so the timing doesn't match at all.
But Loki is so sure that he is not Issou's father. The reason is very simple, that is, when he met Coubé, he knew that she had a baby daughter.
So even if he is the god of Asgard, and Coubé is not human, it is impossible for them to have a crystallization of love before they have come into contact with each other.
Coubé: "…"
Remove the "crystallization of love", thank you.
Loki: "…"
Loki has no malice towards Issou. Uh, he doesn't want to tease her and see her make a fool of herself. Anyway, based on her resemblance to Coubé and her likability, Loki easily accepted Issou's existence.
Especially after tasting the Chinese food made by Issou himself, Loki suddenly felt …
There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with having such a daughter.
Even if she doesn't have his blood flowing in her body, her cooking skills are enough to make him willing to wear the hat of being a father.
But Loki doesn't have a good impression of the man who once had an intimate relationship with Coubé and is Issou's father. A sneer appeared on his face, and the pair of eyes that were originally as beautiful as emeralds flashed with a strange light.
He slowly asked, "Are you Issou's father?"
Hearing Loki's question, Tony and Saul also looked at Deadpool. The former was stunned by the two of them claiming to be Issou's father, while the latter wanted to know —
Was his little brother really cuckolded?
"Nonsense, could it be that your hearing is already bad at such a young age? Of course, Deadpool's father is … "
Deadpool immediately spoke when he heard Loki's words, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Issou, who said, "Wade! Don't make trouble! "
She was now so shocked by what Loki had just said that her brain was about to explode, okay? Looking at Deadpool's fatherly posture again, it made sense — —
If the black-haired girl wasn't really sure, then she would have to wonder if Deadpool was really her father.
Because! Because!
Deadpool's fatherly posture was really good, okay?
Issou: "…"
She didn't know where his confidence came from.
Hearing Issou say this, Tony turned his head to look at her, and he asked, "Issou, from what you said, Deadpool is not your father, is he?"
To be honest, Tony originally planned to come here for a good meal, and then ask Issou about Loki, but who knew that the plan couldn't keep up with the change-
Inexplicably, he caught up with the Shuraba of Izu's "fathers".
Tony: "…"
Eh.
This guy really has a conscience.
"No."
Issou opened her mouth to answer Tony, and as a result, Deadpool, who had just pulled out his sword and was fierce to Loki, suddenly took out a small handkerchief and wiped his tears (which were impossible to shed) while crying to the black-haired girl.
"Good girl, Dad has only been out for less than two days, and you don't even recognize Dad anymore. Dad is telling you, your words are like an ice pick piercing my heart, Dad is really hurt …"
Issou: "…"
Don't always add scenes for yourself for no reason.
Looking at Deadpool, who could hold up a show by himself, Issou simply didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She simply couldn't do anything to him.
Considering Deadpool's current state, the black-haired girl felt that it was necessary for her to change the subject: "Wade, let's first solve the problem of whether Loki is my father."
It turns out that when she and Deadpool have two completely different answers to the same question, she shouldn't insist, don't be stubborn, and bravely choose to change the subject, because-
That's very useful.
Just like now, after hearing Issou's words, Deadpool, who was crying like his daughter had died (…), suddenly changed his state in a second: "Yes! I almost forgot about the business! "
Seeing Deadpool jump from the state of his daughter's death to the state of his father's death, Issou quickly stopped him, and she said: "This is' my Chinese restaurant ', Wade."
In a word, the black-haired girl successfully reminded Deadpool of the fact that he had no money, and he immediately silently retracted his katana.
Seeing this, Issou first breathed a sigh of relief, then asked Clarice and the others to clear the place first, and then put up a sign of suspension of business.
The diners: "…"
Wait a minute.
They haven't finished eating this melon yet.
Gossip is a natural part of human nature, and it doesn't matter if you're a Chinese or a foreigner. However, this is "my Chinese restaurant". Faced with Issou's order to clear the place, they had to think about the taste of the other half of the melon while thinking about it.
Issou certainly didn't know what the diners were thinking, but it didn't matter, because even if she knew that they wanted to eat the remaining half of the melon, she couldn't really give it to them.
Although the black-haired girl wasn't sure whether Loki was her father, considering his identity, she felt that it was better to clear the place.
When only Issou and the others were left in "my Chinese restaurant", the black-haired girl said, "Okay, let's continue the topic."
With that said, Issou looked at Loki, and she asked, "Are you my father?"
As soon as the black-haired girl asked, the door of "my Chinese restaurant" was pushed open. The group of Avengers who had just come in were stunned when they heard Issou's words.
"What's going on?"
The Avengers glanced at Issou and then at Loki, who was facing her. Obviously, according to their standing posture, the black-haired girl's question was directed at Loki, so —
"Loki is Issou's father?"
Are you kidding me?
Although Natasha and the others had just seen the "Loki father and daughter photo" projected by J.A.R.V.I.S. when they were at the Avengers Building, wasn't that the name of the photo because they were cosplaying as evil gods?
Because Saul could fly, the Avengers who also came to "my Chinese restaurant" were one step behind.
But Steve and the others never thought that they were just one step behind. Why did they feel like they had missed a piece of news worth hundreds of millions?
Clint and the others from the Gossip Alliance said that if they had known that they would miss out on so much news by coming to "my Chinese restaurant" a step later, they would have held on tightly to Saul and flown "downwind" when he flew over with his hammer.
Hearing Clint and the others' question, Saul, who had already received an "accurate" answer from his brother, Loki, nodded and said, "Yes, this is my brother's daughter."
With that said, Saul reached out and turned his brother on the left and his eldest niece on the right in the direction of Steve and the others. "Look, they look so much alike."
Steve and the others: "…???"
How are they alike?
Is it the color of their hair?
Saul, who had already engraved the idea that "Issou is Loki's daughter" in his mind, laughed heartily and said to his teammates, "It seems that we have wronged Loki. He didn't come to Earth to cause trouble, but to find his daughter."
The other Avengers: "…"
Why did they feel that Loki originally came to Earth to cause trouble, but he accidentally found his daughter, which led to the failure of his plan?
Saul, who didn't know what the other Avengers were thinking, looked at Loki apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, Loki, I misunderstood you."
My brother abused me thousands of times, but I treated him like my first love. This sentence was a perfect interpretation of Saul's attitude towards Loki. Even if Loki repeatedly stabbed his kidney, Saul could still firmly believe that his brother was still very obedient and cute.
The other Avengers: "…"
Others lost their minds after eating Issou's Chinese food, but Saul lost his memory every time Loki stabbed him.
Oh.
Not only Saul, but even Loki also lost his memory every time he stabbed Saul. This was because after he finished speaking, the treacherous evil god gave him a kind and obedient smile and said, "I forgive you."
As soon as he finished speaking, Loki saw a particularly excited and happy expression on Saul's face, while the other Avengers' expressions were indescribable.
Seeing this, the smile on Loki's face deepened.
In fact, it was not that Saul was not smart, but that he trusted Loki very much.
He treated Loki very much like how most parents treated their children. He always thought that his children were very obedient, and even if they did something wrong, it was because of someone else's bad influence, or because they went astray for a while.
In addition, after Loki came to Earth this time, he really did not do anything bad, or rather, he did not have time to do anything bad. So after seeing him agree that he came to Earth to find his daughter and not to cause trouble, Saul was of course very apologetic.
After all!
He had wronged his brother!
In the end, his brother forgave him!
"Brother, shall we bring Issou back to Asgard?"
Saul said to Loki. "If father and mother know that you have a daughter, they will be very happy!"
What?
Wasn't Saul curious that Loki had such a big daughter when he had just arrived on Earth not long ago?
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What was there to be curious about?
Saul's thoughts had always been simple and crude. As long as it was his brother's daughter, it was fine.
Thinking this way …
It seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.
It was said that regardless of whether it was a white cat or a black cat, as long as it could catch mice, it was a good cat. This principle seemed to be very applicable here. As long as the person involved, Loki, admitted it, what else could Saul, as the brother/uncle, pursue?
Hearing Saul's words, the smile on Loki's face suddenly became more vivid and sincere. He originally thought that staying by Issou's side could keep an eye on Coubé, but thinking about it from another perspective, if he brought Issou to his side or his territory, wouldn't Coubé appear directly when she found out?
Besides, if Issou came to Asgard, wouldn't it be easy for him to eat the Chinese food she made?
The more he thought about it, the more Loki felt that Saul's idea was good.
But if Loki thought it was good, the others present thought that one! Point! All! No! Good!
"Are you kidding me?"
Clint and the others originally thought that Issou wouldn't really be Loki's daughter, right? But at this moment, after hearing Saul's words and seeing that Loki was actually a little tempted, they immediately felt that — —
Issou must not be Loki's daughter!
What?
What if Loki is really Issou's father?
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Not admitting it.
Clint and the others said that they represented Issou's refusal.
"Issou is an earthling, what's the point of bringing him to Asgard?"
"That's right! Saul, if you do this, then you will be standing on the opposite side of us. "
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Not to mention Wanda, Pietro, and Clarice, who were unwilling to give up their job at "My Chinese Restaurant", even the Avengers other than Saul were unwilling to agree.
They were already like this, let alone Deadpool, who claimed to be Issou's biological father?
"Stop dreaming, you guys! You guys are not my daughter's biological father, and you want to bring her back to Asgard? Have you asked Deadpool for his sword!? "
Deadpool was still resisting the urge to speak under Issou's gesture, but now he couldn't control it at all. He opened his mouth and said, "Girl, don't believe what that Compass said, he is not your father at all."
Seeing that Deadpool was speaking with certainty, Issou looked at him, and then asked, "… Why is Loki called Compass?"
Deadpool: "…???"
Wait!
My dear girl, you're grasping the wrong point again!
Deadpool complained that Issou couldn't grasp the point, and explained to her: "It's a bit complicated, but if you play him some music and ask him to do some geriatrics (…), you'll know."
"But girl, it doesn't matter, let's continue the topic we just talked about first."
Deadpool ran to Deadpool's side, then pulled her out of Saul's fake uncle's hand, and whispered to her in her ear, "I know who your biological father is."
Issou: "…???"
Why did he whisper this sentence?
The black-haired girl turned her head and glanced at Deadpool. Since he had been brainwashing her that he was her biological father before, when she heard him say this, the expression on her face was a little helpless. She said: "I know, you want to say you are, right?"
Hearing Issou's words, Deadpool was just about to nod, but before his head could nod, he was restrained by him. He said: "It's really not this time, girl, I really know."
As he said before, Deadpool already knew that he was not Issou's biological father, but he also said that he believed that he would be able to successfully establish the title of "Issou's father" with his own charm.
After all, while Deadpool was brainwashing Issou, he also successfully brainwashed himself — —
Issou is not his son.
It doesn't matter.
It's fine as long as she's his daughter.
Hearing Deadpool say this, Issou was really surprised. After all, in the days before he left, he had been! Repeating! Seizing the opportunity! He tried his best to brainwash her.
From the fact that she occasionally called him dad in a trance, he knew the intensity of Deadpool's brainwashing on her.
As a result, at this moment, he was missing a change?
"Do you really know? Wade. "
Issou looked at Deadpool, his big black eyes full of expectation. It's not that the black-haired girl is looking forward to her father, but! Yes!
She doesn't want to experience things where every "father" who comes to her door is more confused than the bystanders.
"Of course."
Deadpool patted his chest and said to Issou, "Girl, it's not like you don't know me. My current daily routine is to go to the comments section of" My Daily Life Collapses Again "in Jinjiang Literature City."
With that said, Deadpool pushed Issou to the break room, and he said, "Let's go, girl, daddy will show you something, and you will know that the Compass Demon is definitely not your father."
Issou, who was pushed away by Deadpool, saw Steve and the others looking over, and she said: "It's okay, you guys wait first."
To be honest, Natasha and the others may think that Deadpool is lying. Well, of course, Issou sometimes thinks so too, but this time …
She inexplicably believes in him.
However, soon, Issou would rather not believe him this time, because after waiting for the break room, Deadpool took out a mobile phone, then handed it to the black-haired girl after clicking on something, and then said to her: "Girl, your father is a virtual character in another world. This is a photo of him in the show I found."
Hearing Deadpool's words, Issou took his mobile phone curiously, and after looking down …
"This is my father!!!???"
The black-haired girl looked up at Deadpool sharply. After the latter met her expression of disbelief, he nodded to her, and even through the mask, she could feel his heaviness: "Yes, girl."
With that said, he was afraid that Issou was not excited enough, so he played her a video about Lord Voldemort.
After watching it, Issou was about to cry — —
Her father is ugly!
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