After Issou returned home from Hannibal's place,
He brushed his teeth, washed his face, took a shower, and went straight to bed.
Because of Strange's appearance and what he revealed, Issou originally planned to call his biological mother,
He wanted to ask her what was going on.
After all, the black-haired girl couldn't figure it out,
Before he broke through the dimensional wall, wasn't Stephen Strange the Supreme Mage just a virtual character in a manga/anime?
So how did his biological mother play with him when he was still a virtual character? This wave of operation..
Really wasn't an ordinary kind of flirtatious.
However, as usual, Issou didn't get through to his biological mother's phone at all.
Issou: "..."
Not bragging.
She always felt that she could get through to her biological mother for once in her life,
She had to spend all her luck.
Therefore, the black-haired girl didn't dwell on this matter anymore,
Instead, she simply went to sleep first,
After all, so many things had happened today, and she was exhausted. She leaned her head against the pillow and fell asleep in a short while.
Just as Issou was immersed in a sweet dream..,
In the Avengers Mansion..,
Someone was so shocked by a photo that the sleepy bug flapped its wings and flew away.
That's right.
It was the photo of Issou and Loki! Xin! Of! Luo! Gay! Father! Girl! Photo!
"Wait, Butler."
When Tony saw the two Loki in the photo, one big and one small, he almost spat out the coffee in his mouth. "Am I hallucinating because of lack of sleep?"
To be honest..,
If Issou took a photo..,
No problem. If Loki took a photo, it wouldn't be a problem. But the problem now was..,
I! Su! And! Luo! Gay! Two! People! One! Up! Together! Pat! Up! One! Zhang! Photo! Film!
Tony: "...???"
Could it be that he was in the wrong posture for staying up late tonight?
Otherwise, how could he see Issou and Loki, two people who were originally unrelated, taking a photo together?
Moreover, the two of them were smiling from ear to ear.
Even if Tony wasn't there..,
But even through the photo, he could still feel the warmth and joy that greeted him.
"Sir..,
You just stayed up late for less than two hours tonight. Plus your time during the day, at most half of the 52 hours, 7 minutes, and 32 seconds you worked non-stop last time. "
When Butler heard Tony's words, he immediately gave his answer. "So the possibility of you hallucinating due to lack of sleep is very low."
Tony: "..."
He was just casually to express his surprise. to express his surprise.
Butler: "..."
He was just casually dissing his husband, who loved to stay up late.
"Ahem."
Tony cleared his throat and pretended not to understand Butler's words. He frowned and looked at the projected photo. He asked, "Is this photoshopped? Butler. "
Everyone in The Avengers knew that Peter's school was going to hold a cosplay event, especially Tony. After all, he was the man who provided Peter with a lot of "breaking news".
So Tony, who was going to stay up late tonight, went to the pantry to pour himself a cup of coffee. He planned to set a new record for staying up late. At the same time, he asked Butler to help him search for information about the cosplay event held by Empire State University today.
In the end, Tony did not expect that he would actually find such a photo. It was so bright that it almost blinded his big, watery eyes.
Butler: "After analysis, this photo is not photoshopped, sir."
"Butler, if I remember correctly, when Saul came today, he told us that Loki was here to cause trouble, right?"
Tony was originally busy going back to work, but now all his attention was attracted by this little minx. How could he be in the mood to work?
"So why would Issou take a photo with Bambi?"
Butler: "..."
Sir, this is beyond the scope.
"And..."
Tony asked Butler to zoom in on the photo. He pointed to a point behind Issou and said, "That should be an antler helmet, right? Then who is Issou wearing an antler helmet? "
In the photo, Issou and Loki were both dressed as evil gods, but the difference was that Issou was wearing an antler helmet, while Loki was not.
There was nothing strange about this, because Loki had come to Earth so many times, and he didn't wear an antler helmet every time he met them.
But now, Issou was wearing an antler helmet in the photo, and even if Loki wasn't wearing his own antler helmet, it wasn't something that could be placed casually. So the question was -
Was the antler helmet Issou wearing Loki's?!
Tony crossed his arms. Ever since he saw this photo, he felt like there was a cat in his heart, constantly scratching at the tip of his heart, as if it wouldn't stop until it tickled him to death.
"Butler."
Tony opened his mouth and said, "Call Issou for me..."
The words were about to come out of his mouth, but he swallowed them back down. He glanced at the time, and it was obvious that Issou must be asleep at this time. Call Issou out of curiosity and disturb his sleep?
No, no, no.
Tony couldn't bring himself to do such a thing, so he changed his mind. "Let's call Peter instead."
What?
You're asking Tony if you're worried about disturbing Issou's sleep, but now you're calling Peter instead? Aren't you worried about disturbing his sleep?
...
...
...
What's the point of sleeping?
Tony expressed that there was plenty of time to sleep after death, so of course he had to put on an act.
Peter: "...???"
Excuse
me!?
How can you have such double standards?!
But in any case, Peter was indeed woken up by the ringing of his cell phone. When he saw the caller ID, he picked it up without hesitation. [Mr. Stark? Why are you calling me at this time? Did something happen? ...]
Listening to a series of questions from Peter on the other end of the phone, Tony was almost stunned. He cleared his throat and quickly interrupted him before he could catch his breath. [You went to your school's cosplay activity with Issou today. Did you find anything wrong?]
Just as Issou and Peter happily went to the Empire State University's cosplay activity, Saul flew to the Avengers Mansion with his sledgehammer and brought the Avengers some sad news —
Loki came to Earth to cause trouble again!
The Avengers looked indifferent. "..."
Oh.
It must be more serious for Asgard, right?
After all, he escaped from an Asgardian prison.
Originally, the Avengers were still guessing what Loki was going to do this time and where he was going to do it, but now —
Okay.
How was he here to cause trouble?
He was clearly here to participate in the Empire State University's cosplay activity (...)
[What's wrong?]
Hearing Tony's question, Peter was stunned for a moment. He carefully recalled the whole day's itinerary and nothing strange happened.
[Were you with Issou the whole time today?]
In fact, Tony also knew that even if he asked Peter, he would not be able to get anything out of him. After all, if Loki really did cause trouble at the Empire State University, the Avengers would have received the news without Peter saying anything.
Even if Loki did not cause trouble at the Empire State University, if Peter saw him, not only would he inform them, but he would also not let Issou and Loki take a photo together.
After all, others did not know what the evil god Loki looked like, but how could Peter not know?
However, Peter did not contact them today. Obviously, he did not know that Loki had been to the Empire State University and even stayed with Issou and took photos.
[No.]
Peter shook his head. He and Issou were not Siamese twins, so how could they stay together? He said, [Other than changing clothes, we were also separated.]
After all, Issou was not a child like them. Why would he need to watch over him all the time? However, when he heard Tony ask this question …
Peter asked curiously, [Mr. Stark, did something happen?]
[Saul came to us today and said that Loki came to Earth again.]
Tony did not hide this from Peter. He said, [I just found a photo on the Internet. It's a photo of Issou and Loki.]
Peter, "…???"
Did Mr. Stark see wrongly?
Peter said, [Although Issou is cosplaying as Loki today, he and Loki don't know each other, right?]
[If I had known, you wouldn't have known anything.]
Tony expressed that this call was not a surprise at all. He said, [Forget it, go back to sleep. I'll ask Issou what's going on tomorrow.]
Peter, "…???"
If he had known, he would not have called to wake him up.
However, Tony obviously did not care about Peter's grievances. He said that he would ask Issou what was going on the next day, so he would definitely keep his word. The next day, when it was almost noon, he went to look for the black-haired girl.
What?
Did you ask Tony if he was going to find out more about the situation with Issou or to take the opportunity to have a good meal?
…
…
…
Of course, it was to find out more about the situation with Issou.
Tony solemnly vowed that he could take the opportunity to have a good meal while he was at it.
However, before Tony arrived at "My Chinese Restaurant", someone else had already appeared there before him. This person was none other than Mr. Long Legs, who had met Issou twice yesterday and had a good chat with her. He even gave her his antler helmet.
The evil god Loki.
As a god from Asgard, the arrogant second prince treated almost everything on Earth with contempt and arrogance.
If he treated superheroes and humans this way, how could he treat the food on Earth?
Every time Loki came to Earth, his purpose was very clear, and that was …
Make trouble, make trouble, make trouble!
Let's get everything started!
Under such circumstances, how could Loki have the mood to appreciate other beautiful things on Earth —
For example, food.
Hawkeye Clint had a lot to say about this, because when he was bewitched by Loki with the Soul Gem and betrayed S.H.E.L.D., he followed him and tried to sell him hot dogs, but Loki did not do anything and even dissed his hot dogs! Trash! Trash! Food! Trash!
Clint: "…"
Wow.
What an ignorant person.
It could be said that based on this situation, Loki would probably go to any restaurant or hotel for a specific purpose, just like how he set foot in "My Chinese Restaurant" today.
"Huh?"
Issou did not know why Loki came here today, but when he saw him, he was still stunned. "It's you?"
When Issou saw Loki, he felt a little like when Charles first came to "My Chinese Restaurant". Although the two of them were not the same person, their situations were quite similar.
They had met once or twice outside, and thought that the possibility of meeting again in the future was not high. However, they were reunited at "My Chinese Restaurant".
Before knowing Loki's identity, Issou still had a good impression of Loki based on yesterday's interaction. Well, after all, his face was really too good to be true.
Therefore, when he suddenly saw Loki, a smile appeared on Issou's face. He said, "What a coincidence, are you here to eat?"
Today, Loki was not wearing yesterday's clothes. Instead, he was wearing a suit. Issou's eyes subconsciously glanced at his legs. She did not know if it was her imagination, but she felt that the well-tailored black suit pants made his legs even more ridiculous.
In the past, the black-haired girl only knew that there were people whose faces were so big that they could not fit into a phone screen. Now, she finally saw someone whose legs were so long that they could not fit into a phone screen.
Issou: "..."
He did not say anything.
He was just envious.
"It's not a coincidence."
Loki's height did not need to be mentioned. After all, he had a pair of ridiculously long legs, so it was not hard to guess how tall he was. However, for some reason, he did not walk too close to Issou. Instead, there was a little distance between the two.
This allowed Issou to talk to him without looking up at all.
Seeing the black-haired girl looking at him, Loki said, "Yesterday, I heard someone say that you are the owner of this Chinese restaurant, so I decided to come and take a look today."
Issou and Loki met at Imperial State University yesterday, and "My Chinese Restaurant" was often visited by students and teachers from Imperial State University, so it was obvious who Loki was talking about.
"Oh."
Hearing Loki's words, Issou nodded, then she smiled and said, "If I knew that you would come today, I would have put on that helmet."
The black-haired girl said this sincerely. If it was because she was not close to Mr. Long Legs before, then after meeting Strange, she simply felt that the antler helmet was not something cheap.
Of course, Issou was not crazy enough to guess that the antler helmet belonged to the evil god Loki himself. After all, she had not figured out Loki's identity yet.
The black-haired girl only thought that Mr. Long Legs might not be an ordinary person, and that the antler helmet was not an ordinary item. Although Strange did not say anything after he changed the topic yesterday, it seemed that the antler helmet would not bring her any danger. Since it was not an ordinary item, she felt that it was troublesome to hold on to.
"You don't have to return it to me."
Loki obviously understood what Issou wanted to say. He said casually, "Didn't we agree yesterday? You can treat it as an equivalent exchange. "
With that, Loki was led by Issou to one of the empty tables. He looked at the black-haired girl in front of him, and before she could refuse, he said, "Of course, if you don't like it, you can throw it away. After all, I've given it to you."
Hearing Loki's last sentence, Issou's hand that was pouring tea for him paused for a moment. She then looked at Loki, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. She said, "Sir, what you said completely blocked what I was going to say next."
It was not that Issou felt pretentious, but she simply could not accept an item whose value was beyond her imagination.
To be honest, if Loki had only given her a slightly more exquisite antler helmet, the black-haired girl would not have felt that it was so troublesome to hold on to.
"Well, it's good that you know."
Hearing Issou's words, Loki did not feel embarrassed at all. Instead, he looked relieved. He said, "You have to know, if you continue, I'm afraid I won't be able to find any words to reject your rejection."
"Hahahaha."
Issou was almost amused by Loki's words. She said, "Please, I'm not buying it. How can you force yourself to sell it like this?"
And why did it feel like Mr. Long Legs was even more aggrieved than her?
Loki: "..."
Because your mother repeatedly forced me to force myself to do this! Buy! Yes!
As soon as he heard Issou's words, Loki could not help but think of the time he spent with her mother, Coubé. If it were not for her, he might have succeeded in invading Earth last time.
Coubé: "..."
Stop dreaming.
Bambi.
My good girl hasn't even broken through this dimension yet. What if you're done with her?
"You haven't seen it before?"
Of course, Loki could not tell Issou what he just thought. Not only did he not confess his identity to the black-haired girl, but he also did not tell her how much resentment he had with her mother. How could he tell her —
His dark history of being bullied by her mother?!
So this Asgardian god had to use his pestering skills. He said, "Then I'll let you see it today."
Issou: "..."
Okay.
She saw it.
Seeing that Mr. Long Legs was determined not to let her return the antler helmet, Issou had to give up for the time being. The next time she had a chance to see Strange again, maybe she could ask him again what was wrong with the antler helmet, if it was really that valuable...
Yeah.
Issou thought that if Mr. Long Legs could force it to be sold, she could force it to be returned.
With this thought in mind, Issou did not continue to argue with Loki about returning the antler helmet. After he ordered under her recommendation, the black-haired girl turned back to the kitchen.
Originally, Loki's purpose in coming to "My Chinese Restaurant" was very simple, and that was to get closer to Issou. Well, without exposing his identity.
It was not that Loki had any ulterior motives toward Issou, but he could not find Issou's mother now, so he could only wait for her baby daughter.
Loki did not believe that she would not come to him and not want her baby daughter.
As for the dishes he just ordered under Issou's recommendation, Loki thought for a moment —
In order to achieve his goal, he had to make some sacrifices when necessary.
This evil god who looked down on Earth and the food on Earth felt that he was enduring hardships, but what he did not know was — —
He felt that the more he sacrificed now, the louder the sound of slapping would be on his handsome face later.
Oh.
There was no need to wait, the slaps were already ready.
"Sir, this is the pork belly wrapped chicken you ordered."
Clarice brought a small, unassuming casserole to the table, and then opened the lid in front of Loki. "Please enjoy."
When Loki came to Earth this time, he only maintained a temporary persona in front of Issou, who did not know about it. But now that the black-haired girl was in the kitchen, this evil god was too arrogant to maintain his expression.
However, when Clarice opened the lid of the small casserole, a strong fragrance like wild grass rushed into his face, and this evil god who was proud of his identity almost lost his expression.
His rationality was telling him — —
Run!
Run!
There's danger!
However, his body leaned forward uncontrollably, and his actions showed that he had succumbed to the fragrance.
Loki: "…"
What the hell!
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