Issou said,
In order to let the Avengers know that the Hydra killer, Winter Soldiers, was Steve's good friend, Baki, at this time, she really racked her brains and racked her brains.
Because with her IQ as a bad student,
She was able to come up with three plans in a short period of time.
Plan A, when the Avengers asked her about the ins and outs of the whole incident that day,
She lied that she had been to the Smithsonian Museum's Captain America area, so she remembered it after seeing Winter Soldiers,
He looked very similar to Captain America's comrade, Sergeant James Barnes,
Which attracted Steve and the others' attention to Winter Soldiers.
But considering that she had not been to the Smithsonian,
Even if she lied now, Tony and the others would definitely be able to find out if they wanted to. So in order to avoid future trouble,
Plan A was passed by Issou.
But it didn't matter, she still had plan B.
While staying in the Avengers Mansion, she found a chance to watch a documentary about Captain America with the Avengers at the right time,
Then it was time to test her acting skills — —
When she saw Baki appear on screen, she pretended to be surprised and told the Avengers that the warrior who saved them that day looked exactly like Sergeant James Barnes!
Yeah.
Except that the current Winter Soldiers' face was a little rounder.
Winter Round-Faced Soldier: "…???"
It's just that Issou has never found the right opportunity to watch a documentary about Captain America with the Avengers. If she rashly proposed it, it would be too awkward, and it would arouse their suspicion. So plan B was also passed by Issou.
But it didn't matter,
Because she still had a plan C,
Issou felt that compared to plan A, it had a lot fewer bugs; compared to plan B,
It didn't have to be awkward at all.
So that was it.
While plan C was in progress,
Issou felt that everything was going well,
When she said that she had treated the Winter Soldiers to a box of Dingsheng cakes, she was waiting for the avengers to ask her if she had seen his face under the mask and if she still remembered what he looked like.
Issou swore that as long as they asked, she would be able to let the Avengers know that the Winter Soldiers were Baki.
But! Yes!
Issou had not expected this at all!
She had already designed the script!
Knot! Fruit! Fu! Revenge! Sages! Men! House! However! Ask! She! Freeze! Victory! Cake! Good! Eat! Really?!
…
…
…
"Of course it's delicious!"
She didn't know if it was because Issou was often led away by his mother (Mother: … She wasn't going to take the blame for this), or because the Avengers were asking too many questions for granted, but Issou always succeeded in following them astray.
She said to the Avengers, "When you eat it while it's hot, it's fluffy and soft, and it's also very sweet. When you bite into it, other than the strong taste of bean paste, there's also a faint rose fragrance."
As she spoke, the black-haired girl suddenly felt a little hungry. She looked at the time and remembered that she hadn't eaten dinner yet.
So she looked at the Avengers. "By the way, have you had dinner?"
Issou's words were like the sound of nature to Sam and the others. They suppressed the little hearts in their chests that were about to explode because of Issou's words. Just as they were about to say no, a chirp suddenly blocked their way.
"They ate it!"
Clint hurriedly answered Issou before Natasha and the others could speak. Facing the daggers that his teammates threw at him, he stood firm and said to the black-haired girl without changing his expression, "So, Issou, you just have to cook dinner for me and you tonight. By the way, I'm not picky about food."
The other Avengers who were glaring at Clint: "…"
Fat chirp!
How dare you!?
Clint caught all the daggers in his teammates' eyes and threw them a fearless look. "…"
Because I ate a bear's heart and leopard's guts!
This Master Archer didn't forget that in order to prove to Issou that they weren't gluttons, Natasha and the others didn't hesitate to frame his cute and respectable teammate. Even Steve, the conscience of the Avengers, was in cahoots with them.
What?
If you ask Clint, since he remembers that the Avengers framed him, does he remember that the reason why they were able to frame him was entirely because of Izzo's blatant lies?
…
…
…
Don't talk nonsense!
Clint said that he was determined to defend Issou's innocence. What did this have to do with Issou? It was clearly Natasha and the others who were bad.
The other Avengers: "…???"
Natasha and the others, of course, knew very well that Clint said this purely to retaliate against them for framing him just now, but —
Was he stupid?
Who gave him the confidence to think that he could single-handedly defeat all the Avengers except for himself?
Was it Piao Rou?
"Clint, you've changed."
Perhaps it was because they had been infected by the Justice League, or perhaps it was because they had activated their gluttonous nature, but the pure and unpretentious Avengers suddenly became actors. Scott opened his mouth and said, "From the honest and pure Hawkeye to the sinister and cunning Fatso, what has time, the butcher's knife, done to you?"
Sam sighed and said, "Didn't we just expose your true colors? Now you're slandering us in order to take revenge? "
Tony shook his head and said, "We're so disappointed, Clint. Do you want Issou to misunderstand that we're the kind of people who would eat all the delicious food behind our good friends' backs?"
Natasha lied through her teeth and said, "We knew that Tony was going to Academy X to invite Issou to our Avengers Mansion. In order to welcome Issou, we specially went to the supermarket to buy a lot of Chinese food ingredients. We plan to cook a delicious and sumptuous meal with Issou tonight."
Steve, the conscience of The Avengers, and Dr. Banner, the honest man of The Avengers, looked at each other in silence and said, "Natasha is right."
Clint: "…!!!???"
Wow!
They …
They …
They …
They won QAQ.
Issou, who was standing on the side, witnessed the scene of Clint being bullied by the other Avengers and almost died of laughter.
So Hawkeye's status in the Avengers was so low because he couldn't fly after eating Fat Chirp?
#
When the dinner made by Issou and the other Avengers was served one by one, the air in the dining room seemed to be stained with the aroma of all kinds of food, making people's stomachs growl.
After everyone was seated, everyone couldn't wait to start eating. The soft and fragrant eggplant with garlic sauce was fresh and salty, and the taste was delicious and rich. Together with the hot white rice, it was simply a delightful meal.
The bright and shiny eight-treasure chili sauce was not only attractive, but also rich in ingredients. When one took a bite, it was fresh and spicy, and when one chewed carefully, they could taste a hint of sweetness. The freshness of shrimp, diced chicken, and diced meat, the crispness of chicken, duck, and pork kidney, and the richness of diced chestnuts and green beans made this dish particularly popular.
Clint picked up a piece of sweet and sour tenderloin and put it into his mouth. The sour and sweet taste made his eyes light up. When he took a bite, the skin of the meat strip was crisp and crispy. When he chewed, in addition to the sour and sweet taste, the taste that was originally absorbed in the meat strip was also released. It was simply appetizing.
Sam scooped a spoonful of crab and put it into his mouth. When the golden crab egg and the snow-white yellow croaker meat were chewed between his teeth, the taste of the two was so delicious that it made people feel as if they were eating real crab roe and crab meat.
Sam had this feeling now, and he asked curiously, "Did we buy crab today?"
Scott said, "No."
"That's made with eggs and yellow croaker, not crab roe and crab meat." Issou glanced at it and said, "I also added salted egg yolk by the way, so it will taste more like crab."
The black-haired girl said, looking at Dr. Banner with a smile, "But Dr. Banner should be able to eat it, right?"
Hearing Issou's words, the Avengers at the table couldn't help but laugh. They all looked at Dr. Banner and teased him, "I still remember what the captain described to us at the time. The Hulk he saw was as obedient as a rabbit."
"God knows, at that time, we all suspected that the captain had some misunderstanding about rabbits!"
Hearing their words, Steve couldn't help but think of what happened that day. His expression was innocent and helpless. He said, "I also wondered at the time if I had met a fake Hulk."
Hearing Steve say this, Issou couldn't help but laugh. She said, "Emmm, in fact, I suspected the same thing."
Seeing that the others were looking over, the black-haired girl continued, "Because I think the Hulk that day … Emmm, he was a little cute."
Even though Issou had just broken the Dimension Wall at that time and had not seen Hulk angry and fighting before, she was someone who had read comics/animes and naturally knew how terrifying Hulk was in that state.
But that day, he was lying at her window, waiting for her to feed him obediently. His huge body and his obedient appearance formed a huge contrast, so much so that Issou inexplicably felt that he was a little cute.
Hearing Issou's words, Tony and the others quickly said, "It's an illusion! It's all an illusion! Sweethearts, wake up! "
"Issou, think about it carefully, he's the one who snatched your food. Why is he cute?"
What?
Why did Tony and the others say that?
...
...
...
Of course, it was to maintain their status in Issou's mind. After all, Charles and the others lost their Mapo Tofu because of their status.
Hearing Tony and the others' words, Dr. Banner cleared his throat, and then said, "If I remember correctly, I said that I was attracted by the fragrance of Issou's crab soup dumplings. You all said that it was impossible, right?"
With that said, he glanced at Tony. "At that time, Tony, you also used Brownian Motion, the theory of gas motion, Newtonian mechanics, statistical mechanics... to prove that Issou's crab soup dumplings couldn't be fragrant enough to attract me."
Hearing Dr. Banner's words, Issou glanced at the other Avengers one by one, and then his eyes fell on Tony. "Mr. Iron Man, is what Dr. Banner said true?"
Tony: "..."
Wow.
She just called him Tony, hugged him, laughed, and jumped around. She even forced him to confess to him face to face, but now she's calling him Mr. Iron Man?
Tony thought this in his heart while meeting Issou's gaze. He blinked his big watery eyes at him and pretended to be stupid. "Emm, is that so? Bruce must have remembered it wrong, because I don't know what Brownian Motion, the theory of gas motion, Newtonian mechanics, statistical mechanics... are. "
Dr. Banner: "..."
Others: "..."
Wow.
As expected of Ni who could lie through her teeth.
Tony, who completely ignored the "→ _ →" gazes of others, looked at the black-haired girl and continued, "And Sweethearts, you have to believe that what I said to you is true. Do you think I will casually say that your dishes are fragrant and delicious just because you are so beautiful and cute?"
Dr. Banner: "..."
Others: "..."
Wow.
As expected of Playboy Jenny.
Tony looked at Issou sincerely and said affectionately, "Of course, Sweethearts, it doesn't matter if you don't believe what I said, but please give me a chance to prove it —"
He reached out and held Issou's hand and said seriously, "I will eat all the dishes on the table to prove that what I said is true."
Dr. Banner: "..."
Others: "..."
Wow.
As expected of Miss Mei Ni.
The other Avengers gave a harsh blow to Tony's behavior of taking advantage of Issou and taking advantage of them. The specific behavior was —
What Tony ate.
What were they fighting for?
So after the meal, Tony was so angry that he almost turned into a puffer fish. However, Clint was the opposite.
The Sharpshooter, who had just bravely fought against the Avengers, tried to take down the other Avengers by himself. After his plan failed miserably, he should have been the target of the other Avengers at the dinner table.
In the end, because of Tony's sudden appearance, he successfully drew everyone's firepower to him. Thus, Clint successfully found a shield to help him withstand wave after wave of physical and magical attacks.
Clint: "..."
The next time he steals Tony's donuts … I'll leave one for him.
Tony: "..."
So he really did steal the donuts from before?!
#
After eating and drinking, the Avengers remembered what they had just been interrupted by the Dingsheng cake. They returned to the living room and continued the topic.
"Well, Issou, you just said that the person who saved you was hungry, and you treated him to a box of Dingsheng cake, right?" Natasha looked at Issou and asked, "Then did you see what he looked like?"
Issou: "...!!!"
Here it comes!
Here it comes!
They finally asked the most important question!
Thinking of this, Yi Su inexplicably felt a little excited, because the next moment might be the moment for her to win the Oscar for best actress. She silently took a deep breath in her heart, but her face did not reveal any expression. She was calm and collected. She nodded and said, "Yes."
It was said that having no lines or fewer lines was a better test of one's acting skills. Issou felt that this was right, because she had to mix her complicated emotions into an "yeah" and instantly turn it into a "yeah" with a story behind it.
After hearing Issou's answer, Natasha responded, "Oh."
Issou: "...???"
Oh?
Just one oh?
The black-haired girl looked at Natasha and saw that she was leaning on Dr. Banner's shoulder. She looked extremely lazy, completely without her usual capable and shrewd appearance.
Looking at the others, they were all lazy, like satisfied cats. Even when they heard her words, they didn't react much. It was as if she wasn't talking about seeing the true appearance of the secret Hydra killer, Winter Soldiers, but just an irrelevant passerby.
Issou: "..."
She was crying.
If she couldn't win an Oscar for best actress, it must be because of him! Guys! This! Help! Group! Act! No! Match! Together! The reason!
At this time, Issou suddenly missed Moriarty. She thought that although Jim's acting skills were poor, he was very cooperative. It wouldn't be like this at all — —
The awkward situation where you turned a blind eye when you were supposed to cooperate with me.
Suddenly cued, James Moriarty: "…???"
In fact, it was not that Natasha and the rest were unwilling to cooperate with Izzo, but they were still thinking about the sumptuous dinner just now. It was the time of the sage after the meal, and they wanted to focus on business, but they did not have the strength to do so.
However, when they saw Issou's blank expression, they felt a little wronged. (Issou: … Go! Go!) Steve quickly asked, "Issou, do you remember what he looks like?"
Issou nodded. "Yes."
When she heard Issou's answer, Natasha's eyes lit up, and everyone else present seemed to have broken a seal, and they all became energetic.
"Issou, do you remember what he looks like?" Natasha raised her eyebrows slightly and said with a smile, "That's great, it'll be much easier for me to find someone for revenge in the future."
When they heard Natasha mention "revenge", everyone laughed. Obviously, they knew about the feud between the Black Widow and the Winter Soldier.
Steve asked, "Then do I need to prepare a pen and paper?"
As he spoke, he looked at Issou and then said, "You describe, I'll draw?"
"Do you have a pen and paper?" Hearing Steve's suggestion, Issou's eyes lit up. She said, "I'll draw? I'm afraid my description isn't accurate enough. "
No.
In fact, Issou was worried that Steve's drawing didn't look like James Baki enough. Even if it did, she was worried that Steve would think that because she knew Baki and was familiar with him, he couldn't help but think of Baki when she described him. That was why the drawing looked so much like Baki.
After all, whether it was Steve or the other Avengers, to their knowledge, Baki had already died in World War II.
But it was different for Issou to draw. First of all, she had seen the Winter Soldiers and knew that the Winter Soldiers were Baki. Secondly, she could tell Natasha and the others without any guilt that she had not seen any photos or documentaries about the (live-action) Sergeant Baines.
Therefore, even if the Winter Soldiers she drew were exactly the same as Baki, no one would suspect anything. It would only make Steve and the others suspect that Baki was not dead and that he was today's Winter Soldiers.
Hearing Issou say this, Steve and the others did not suspect anything. After all, when Tony checked her information, he did not find any problems.
In addition, so many of them had interacted with Issou before. They were completely sure that Issou's cleanliness and innocence were not faked.
Tony, who did not want to move, casually shouted for Dummy and asked it to get the paper and pen, then …
Tony saw the A4 paper falling behind Dummy, who was walking towards them with the paper and pen.
"Tsk."
Tony rubbed his temples and looked like he had a headache. "Dummy, you gave me another reason to donate you to the city university."
Hearing Tony's words, Dummy handed the remaining paper and pen to Issou and lowered its mechanical arm in disappointment. Then, as if it had thought of something, it suddenly moved and disappeared in front of everyone at the fastest speed.
Before Tony could figure out what his mechanical arm's reaction meant, he saw Dummy reappear in front of everyone. There was an unopened bottle of wine on its body. At this moment, it was "excitedly" rushing towards Tony.
Tony often drank wine or coffee. Although he was often reminded by the AI butler Jarvis to take care of his body, he never ran out of wine in his wine cabinet. Basically, he would replenish it if it was lacking.
Dummy was obviously trying to please him by using Tony's good wine to please him.
Considering Dummy's usual capabilities, before Dummy could deliver the bottle of wine to Tony to please him, it fell to the ground with a loud thud.
Tony: "Dummy!"
That was his favorite bottle of wine!
Dummy turned its body and "looked" at the wine on the ground. If it had an expression, it would be very confused now.
"Pfft."
Looking at the confused Dummy and Tony, who looked like he was about to break down, the Avengers couldn't help but burst out laughing. Seeing that Tony was about to speak again, Steve said, "Tony, I think you'd better stop talking about donating Dummy. Otherwise, I think you'll run out of wine in your wine cabinet before it's donated."
Tony: "…"
While they were laughing, Issou had successfully drawn Winter Soldiers' face on the paper. She looked at the finished product she had just drawn and wanted to cheer for herself —
Oh my god!
I'm a genius!
I actually drew exactly the same as Winter Soldiers!
When Natasha saw Issou admiring the paper, she smiled and asked, "Issou, are you done drawing?"
She asked as she approached Issou. Her eyes fell on her work, and then …
Yeah.
Her smile froze.
Seeing this, Tony and the others curiously came over, and then …
Yeah.
Their expressions froze as well.
What the hell is she drawing?!
There was a big round circle (face), two small circles of similar size (eyes), and a wavy line (flat mouth) below it. More importantly — —
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