Before breaking the Dimension Wall,
Issou was amazed by Jarvis's elegant and fluent British accent when she watched Marvel animation.
Since then, she could not forget it.
So after breaking the Dimension Wall, Issou had been looking forward to the opportunity to hear Jarvis's voice.
Don't think that she was dreaming.
Issou already knew Steve and Dr. Banner before, and then she met Jarvis's creator, Tony.
Not to mention that not long ago, the entire Avengers became loyal diners of "My Chinese Restaurant".
So at this rate of development,
Issou felt that the day when she heard Jarvis's voice should not be far away.
It turned out that..,
It was indeed not far away. But! Yes!
Issou never expected that on this day, she would not only hear her Prince Jarvis's voice,
But she was also masturbating! Yes! Yes! She! Man! God! Jia! Wei! Si! Of! Body! Body!
Issou: "…"
She was so happy that she wanted to explode!
"Oh my God, Tony, you're amazing!" Holding Jarvis Meow in her arms, Issou looked at Tony with eyes brighter than the stars in the sky.
She said, "I thought, I thought it was a real cat."
But who would have thought that it was a Doraemon?
And it was a Doraemon with Jarvis's soul!
Oh my God!
Issou felt that Tony's "Jarvis + Cat" was awesome!?
"You're super, super, super good! Tony! "Issou was so excited that she wanted to jump on the spot. She hugged Tony.
Even if the Iron Man Armor was cold,
It couldn't extinguish the fire in her heart. "You're a genius! Super awesome! "
The black-haired girl couldn't wait to give Tony a big heart. She said,
"It's really, really, really amazing! Tony, you're super handsome! In my eyes, you're now 2.8 meters tall! "
Yi Su felt that she was simply regretting not having enough knowledge when it was time to use it.
She wished she could gather all the fancy compliments in the world and use them on Tony.
How could he be so awesome?
She's simply Lolita!
Looking at Issou's expression, if not for his lack of strength, he would have picked him up and bounced on the spot.
Tony couldn't help but laugh.
To be honest, the reason he designed this robot cat was purely because Issou said in the video that she preferred to stay in Academy X because there were "cat ears" for her to rub.
Therefore, in order to lure Issou to their Avengers Mansion, Tony came up with this idea.
What's the big deal about stroking "cat ears"?
Give Issou a cat and let her rub it.
However, for the genius Tony Stark, who was able to build circuit boards at the age of four, build engines at the age of six, and graduate with the highest grades at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology at the age of fifteen, simply giving her a cat was not his style.
Besides, it was just an ordinary cat. If he could give it to her, why couldn't others? Therefore, if he wanted to give her a cat, he had to give her a unique cat. Not only did it have to be unique, but it also had to be branded with Tony Stark's name. So …
Jarvis Meow was born.
On the way to Academy X, Tony had anticipated how happy Issou would be when she received this gift, but he didn't expect her to be even happier than he imagined. She was so happy that she was a little incoherent.
Looking at the black-haired girl in front of him, her face flushed with excitement and her eyes sparkling, Tony inexplicably felt a sense of accomplishment.
The joy, pride, and pride were the same as when he flew into the sky in his Iron Man suit.
"So you like this gift? Sweethearts. "Tony looked at Issou." I made this especially for you. "
"Is, is this for me?" When Issou didn't know that it was Jarvis Meow, she thought that Tony had specially come to give her a cat, but when she learned that it was Jarvis Meow, she couldn't believe it.
After all, this cat was Jarvis, who could pair up with Tony and Jarvis. Based on their relationship, would Tony give away Jarvis, even if it was just one of them?
As it turned out …
Yes.
"Of course."
Tony looked at Issou's incredulous expression and reached out to pat her head. Then he leaned closer to her and used a seductive tone to tempt her. "Issou, as long as you agree to go to the Avengers Mansion with me, you'll be Jarvis's poop-picker."
Hearing Tony's words, before Issou could react, the mutated humans around them were about to explode.
Oh my god!
Someone actually came to Academy X to steal their chef?!
"Agree?! No way! Issou is living well in Academy X, why would she want to go to the Avengers Mansion?! "
"The people from the Avengers are too arrogant! They came to our territory and want to take our people away?! "
"I didn't expect him to be this kind of Iron Man! So scheming! Does he think that he can buy our Izu with just a random Doraemon?! "
"But …" While the mutated humans were crusading against Tony, Wanda looked at Jarvis Meow in Issou's arms and couldn't help but ask, "Don't you think that cat is really cute?"
My hands are itching to rub it.
The mutated humans were speechless.
Ahhh, don't tell the truth!
In order to keep Issou, Laser racked his brains and suddenly pushed Phantom Cat out. "Isn't it just a cat? We have one here too! "
"Are you crazy, Scott?" Phantom Cat looked at Laser speechlessly. "My name is Phantom Cat, but I'm not a cat! Why would Issou rub me? "
"Rub?!"
Hearing Phantom Cat's words, Clarice quickly said, "Go find Logan and let Issou rub his' cat ears'."
"But Logan went out." Jean frowned. "He won't be back until later."
The mutated humans were speechless.
He's not here when it's time to fight for attention?
What's the point of having Wolverine like that?
Logan · Wolverine · Clearly a fighter, but now he's being treated as a fighter for attention · Howlett: "…???"
"Then what should we do?" Pietro asked. "I think Issou is going to agree to Iron Man."
Uh.
Not 'seems'.
He was really going to agree to Iron Man.
After all, who could resist a cute and fluffy male god like Jarvis?
"Quick! Get me something fluffy that I can rub off on. "
"Can Warren do it? He has a pair of wings, and they're the kind with long hair. "
"Uh, rub an angel?"
Warren Angel · Worthington III: "…???"
What the hell?
Warren, who heard the commotion and wanted to come over to see what was going on, silently flapped his wings and flew away.
Seeing this, Phantom Cat and the others were furious. Fortunately, after the angel left, Beast came. They pulled Hank over without hesitation. "Quick! Hank, transform! "
Hank was confused: "…???"
Why did he transform all of a sudden?
Looking at the confused Hank, the mutated humans wanted to explain, but they realized that it was a long story, so they simply said, "Someone wants to take Issou away! We won't be able to eat her dinner in the future … "
Just as he finished speaking, the mutants saw Hank, who was not in the situation just a moment ago, suddenly turn into a big blue monster in the blink of an eye. He faced everyone with his lion head and asked, "Who wants to take Izu away!?"
The mutated humans were speechless as they looked at Hank, who was furry but not cute at all.
Be reasonable.
Looking at Hank, who was furry but had a ferocious blue lion head, they actually felt that the fierce-looking Wolverine Logan, who had a pair of "cat ears", was a little cute.
Seeing that Clarice and the others were silent, Hank frowned. This expression made him look even more ferocious and scary. He asked, "Didn't you say that someone wants to take Issou away? Who is it? Where's Issou? "
Seeing that Hank turned his head to look for Issou, the mutated humans all pulled him back —
Damn it.
They originally wanted to use something to attract Issou to stay.
But if Hank rushed up directly, wouldn't he scare Issou away in a matter of minutes?
Reality proved that even if Hank didn't rush up directly, Issou would have to run away anyway. Because his heart was completely occupied by Jarvis who had turned into a cat —
What?
Wolverine's "cat ears"?
Issou who was completely captivated by Jarvis Meow: "…"
What are "cat ears"?
Logan: "…???"
What?
Charles' puppy?
eyes？
Issou who was addicted to playing with Jarvis Meow: "…"
Charles is shei?
Charles: "…???"
What?
Wanda and the rest's little angel smile?
Yi Su took a whiff of JAWMEOW and felt as if he was floating. "…"
Wasn't Jarvis Meow the only little angel in the world?
Wanda and the rest: "…???"
#
At the Avengers Mansion.
When Tony returned with Issou, they received an unprecedentedly warm welcome. The Avengers looked as if they were welcoming their heroes back in triumph.
In fact, that was indeed the case.
"Tony! You're my hero tonight! " Clint rushed up and gave Tony a bear hug. He said, "Really, I was really blind in the past. Only now do I realize that you're so tall, so powerful, so handsome and charming."
Hearing Clint's cheesy and mushy words, the other Avengers all admitted defeat. Sam rubbed the goosebumps on his arms and said, "Oh my god, how did Clint say that? I can't stand it just by listening to it. "
"No," Scott said. Scott said, "Think about it. If Clint was the one who said those words to you, you'd realize that it's really unbearable."
Indeed, it was unbearable.
Hearing Sam and Scott's words, Tony, who was being hugged by Clint and forced to confess to him face to face, thought to himself that this kind of confession was too greasy, and he couldn't stand it.
So Tony reached out and pushed Clint's face away without saying anything. He said, "I accept your admiration, now stay away from me."
It hurt his eyes.
What?
Tony didn't have this kind of attitude when he was facing Issou's confession. Didn't she also force herself to confess to him face to face? Weren't her lines as greasy as Clint's?
Why could he stand Issou's greasy confession but not Clint's?
…
…
…
In this world, looks were everything.
Tony, who had no love for his teammates, unceremoniously ridiculed Chubby Chirp's good looks. Facing such a greasy confession from him, Tony's mood was as heavy as Chubby Chirp's weight.
Chubby Clint Barton: "…???"
He had said that it was purely because it had been cold recently. As someone who worked outdoors, he needed to gain some weight to keep himself warm!!!
The other Avengers who had witnessed Clint's transformation from Hawkeye to Chubby: "…"
In the summer, he had also said that he was swollen due to the heat and cold.
Clint: "…"
That was heart-wrenching, bros.
Clint, who was despised by Tony, turned his head and complained to his good brother/partner. "Look at Tony! I'm so passionate, and he still despises me! "
Good brother/partner: "This time, we're on the Tin Can side."
Clint: "…"
Wasn't he their little angel?
The Avengers: "…"
Since when?
Clint: "…"
Looking at Tony's disdainful face, then at the indifferent faces of the other avengers, and finally at Fatty … No, Clint's expression that was as aggrieved as a 250-pound fatty, Izzo couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Although the black-haired girl had already seen how the members of the superhero team, The Avengers, got along when she was at "My Chinese Restaurant", even so, Issou still could not resist the urge to laugh when she saw it again.
Because it was really too funny.
"Don't worry about him, Sweethearts." Tony put his arm around Issou's shoulder and led her inside. He said, "You have to know that in every team, there will always be a character who is more unbearable. Clint is the person who plays this role."
At this point, the richest man in New York casually dissed the other tycoon couple. "And Old Bat from Gotham next door also plays this role in the Justice League."
Hearing Tony's words, Issou could not help but laugh again. She looked at him and said, "Tony, I thought your relationship with Mr. Batman should be quite good?"
"Who gave you the wrong impression? Issou. " Hearing Issou's words, Tony, as the person involved, suddenly looked as if he had eaten something dirty. He said, "This is simply terrifying."
Seeing Tony's expression, Issou held back her laughter. If it were not for the fact that she did not want to expose herself, she would have said —
Did you forget the photo of the "rounding off the marriage between Stark and Weyne" by the Daming Lake?!
"I think you're quite scary too." Natasha stepped forward, then slapped away Tony's hand from Issou's shoulder and pulled the black-haired girl to her side. "Just talk, don't take advantage of other girls."
After speaking to Tony, Natasha looked at Issou and smiled at her. "Welcome to the Avengers Mansion, Issou."
"That's right, welcome to the Avengers Mansion."
"Issou, you can stay here for as long as you want. We welcome you."
…
Looking at the enthusiastic Avengers, Issou curled her lips at them. "Thank you, then I'll be bothering you."
"You're not bothering us at all." Sam said to Issou, "Issou, you don't have to be so formal. Just treat this place as your own home. We all do anyway."
Sam's words were unanimously approved by the other Avengers except for Tony because, like Issou, they moved in without paying rent.
"How are we the same?" Issou smiled. "You're all Avengers."
Therefore, it was natural for her to live in the Avengers Mansion. She was not a member of the Avengers, and this time, she moved from Academy X to the Avengers Mansion to seek refuge.
Speaking of this, Issou could not help but ask, "By the way, I won't cause you any trouble if I move in, right?"
Issou could accept Charles's kindness and live in Academy X because the military was originally targeting the Mutants, but this matter had nothing to do with the Avengers from the beginning.
It was just that when he was in Academy X, Issou was completely mesmerized by Jarvis Meow. How could he still think about this matter?
"Of course not." When she heard Issou's question, Natasha smiled at her and said, "In fact, Issou, you might be able to help us."
Although this matter was initially targeted by the military against the Mutants, after the accident of the Hydra, the whole matter became no longer a simple matter between the military and the Mutants.
Although Issou was not a Mutant, considering that she was also present at the time, she might be able to provide them with some useful information and let them better understand the legend of the Hydra —
The Winter Soldier.
Yes, after in-depth investigation, the Avengers also knew that the person who appeared at the scene that day, destroyed the military's operation, and saved Issou and the others from trouble was the Hydra's killer, the Winter Soldier.
Although the Avengers still didn't know the purpose of Hydra, or the purpose of the Winter Soldiers, they knew very well that if the people of S.H.E.L.D. knew about this matter, they would definitely "invite" Issou and the others to S.H.E.L.D. for investigation.
After considering this, Tony was even more determined to bring Issou back to the Avengers Mansion.
What?
You're asking if Tony did this because he was worried about Charles and thought that he couldn't protect Issou in front of S.H.E.L.D.?
…
…
…
He simply didn't want to give the "hero saves the damsel in distress" drama to Charles. After all, Issou would be able to enjoy her delicious food.
However, Issou, who didn't know the inside story, was taken aback when he heard Natasha's words. "Help you?"
"Yes." Natasha nodded, then edited some of the inside story that was inconvenient to divulge and told Issou. She said, "So, Issou, you can rest assured and live here."
They said this because, on the one hand, they were telling the truth, and on the other hand, they didn't want Issou to feel burdened by living in the Avengers Mansion.
However, after hearing Natasha's words, Issou said in a surprised tone, "Natasha, I thought when you said that I would help you, you meant that I would make delicious food for you."
Hearing the surprise and surprise in Issou's tone, the Avengers: "…"
So what did they do to make Issou have such a misunderstanding of them? They were The Avengers, not a foodie club, okay?!
Bruce and Diana, who had sat at the same table with the Avengers that day and witnessed their internal strife and almost fighting over a mouthful of food, were speechless.
Did they collectively lose their memory?!
Didn't they know what they did?!
The Avengers silently looked at Issou, and the latter silently blocked Jarvis Meow in front of him. "It's not my fault, didn't Clint say that in the video call that day?"
Clint: "…???"
No, no, no.
He clearly thought so, but he didn't say so, okay?!
Clint, who was about to refute, noticed that after the other Avengers heard Issou's words, they all looked at him in disbelief —
Wow!
So the culprit who tarnished the reputation of the Avengers was you!
Seeing how Sam and the others were acting, Clint: "…!!!???"
Wow.
That day, everyone said that he did a good job!
Now, they were actually putting the blame on him?!
As it turned out, not only did the other avengers want to pin the blame on him, but they also ruthlessly stepped on each of them to ensure that the blame was firmly pinned on him and could not be shaken off.
"Wow, Fat Boy, you disappoint me." Sam looked at him sadly, as if he had seen his good friend go astray. "Have you forgotten that we are a superhero team?"
"To be honest, I thought that you, Clint, were only concerned about Issou's safety, so you invited him to Avengers Mansion. I didn't expect you …" Scott said and shook his head in disappointment.
"I didn't expect you to be such a person." Tony said sternly to Clint. "It seems that you have lost the opportunity to worship Tony Stark! Because I don't need such a fan! "
Natasha sighed. "Clint, you are definitely the worst partner I have ever partnered with."
Dr. Banner said to Clint, "You should be glad that the big guy in my body is still sleeping."
Even Captain America, known as "The Conscience of The Avengers", glanced at him, moved his lips, and then sighed deeply.
Clint: "…???"
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