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Chapter 161

Words:3335Update:22/06/17 12:38:45

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Let's go back a little bit.

After the Avengers watched the members of the Guardian of the Galaxy fly away in the "Dawn" Spaceship,

Their group turned back to the living room, but instead of disbanding, they discussed the plan B they came up with on the spot.

To be honest, Steve and the others came up with a plan B after deciding to hand over the takeout mission to the Guardian of the Galaxy. It's definitely not because they don't trust the members of the Guardian of the Galaxy.

Yeah.

Although they do feel that Star-Lord is very unreliable,

But this is not the only, or even the main reason.

For the Avengers, letting the Guardian of the Galaxy deliver takeout to Thanos is just one of their ways to make Thanos change his mind by relying on Issou's Chinese food.

If it succeeds, then everyone will be happy.

If it fails,

Anyway, there is still a plan B, even a plan C, a plan D …

But they have to admit,

It's probably because Tony and the others believe in their intuition very much —

They think that the Guardian of the Galaxy with Star-Lord could screw up the mission at any minute.

So when they went to "My Chinese Restaurant" to pack takeout for Thanos, they packed a total of two. After the members of the Guardian of the Galaxy left with the first takeout, they decided to launch Plan B directly —

They directly opened a portal and delivered the takeout to Thanos's door.

In fact, among so many plans, Plan B is the most convenient and fast.

If it weren't for Star-Lord's efforts to sell himself to them,

And they couldn't do something like that.

Plan B was originally a part of Plan A.

Back to the point,

Now that they have chosen to launch Plan B directly, the Avengers, who have already gotten Issou's Chinese food, want to proceed to the second step —

Find someone to open the portal.

Among the people Steve and the others know, they can open the portal.

And there are not many people who can drive all the way from Earth to Titan.

Strange is one.

Coubé is another.

Although Natasha and the others already know that Coubé is a person who doesn't even care about saving the world for a bite of food, at least they can contact her.

As for Strange?

Although Charles had recommended him to them, he had already explained the pros and cons to them. It wasn't difficult for Strange to open a portal, but he couldn't guarantee that he would just be a professional door opener.

The important thing was …

They couldn't contact him for the time being.

Therefore, the Avengers decided to choose Coubé to open the portal. But when they contacted Coubé, Natasha said, "I think it's enough to let Coubé open the portal."

Hearing Natasha's words, the other Avengers agreed very much. Not to mention anything else, just the fact that Coubé pulled Loki to the Avengers Mansion and kicked him back to Asgard without saying a word was enough to let them know what kind of temperament Coubé had.

Yes.

Although they were a little on the side of the evildoer in this matter, but …

It didn't matter.

In short, it turned out that Coubé was really not suitable to deliver takeout to Thanos. As the owner of the Tesseract, if she appeared in Thanos' territory, no one could guarantee that she would not be sensed by Thanos at once.

And they didn't doubt at all that if this task was given to her, Coubé would walk to Thanos' door with the takeout and sit cross-legged there and start a picnic.

But if it were someone else …

The Avengers present subconsciously glanced at their teammates. In order to save time, they didn't look for other foreign aid but chose to choose one of them.

But …

At the thought of choosing one of them to deliver takeout to Thanos, Steve and the others couldn't help but think of the crazy things they had done one by one in order to grab food …

"Let me do it."

While the Avengers were still struggling with who to choose to deliver takeout to Thanos, Jarvis, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke. He said, "Everyone, I think it's safer for me to deliver takeout to Thanos than all of you."

As an artificial intelligence butler created by Iron Man and Tony Stark, Jarvis could definitely do more than just being a butler.

So at this time, he stood up.

The artificial intelligence butler put forward the most convincing reason. He said, "Miss Issou's Chinese food has no impact on me."

Although everyone who had come into contact with Jarvis had a feeling that even if he was just an artificial intelligence butler and was essentially just a super program, he was so human that it was hard to believe that he was not a human.

But the fact was —

No matter how human and human-like Jarvis was, he was not a real human.

Therefore, he was indeed a very, very suitable candidate to deliver takeout to Thanos. Because as an artificial intelligence butler, Jarvis would not be tempted by Issou's Chinese food and put aside something as important as saving the world to eat.

Therefore, the matter of Jarvis delivering takeout to Thanos was unanimously approved by everyone.

The 'everyone' he was referring to was not just the Avengers present, but also Kube, who had been notified by them to open a portal.

To be honest, whether it was superheroes or supervillains, their intelligence did not completely drop or disappear after eating Issou's Chinese food.

Did they not know that in the face of danger, only by solving this crisis could they have more time and opportunities to eat Issou's Chinese food?

Don't they know how to peacefully deliver takeout to Thanos? After getting rid of this big problem, can they go to "my Chinese restaurant" and have a good meal?

They knew.

They all knew.

However, knowing was one thing, and being able to do it was another thing.

In the face of Issou's poisonous Chinese food, it was difficult for them not to lose their minds.

Therefore, for Coubé and the others who knew that they could not focus 100% on completing the mission, if someone stood up to complete the mission for them, and they were sure that the other party had the ability to do so, how could they refuse?

"Tony, I think it's time for you to consider whether you want to make a body for Jarvis."

Looking at Jarvis, who was controlling an Iron Man Armor and carrying the box containing Issou's Chinese food into the portal opened by Coubé, Natasha couldn't help but say to Tony, "In some ways, Jarvis is much more capable than us."

To be honest, if it were any other person, the proud Tony would of course refute Natasha's words, but …

At this time.

The target was Jarvis.

The proud Tony was only left with pride and as usual, he said, "Of course, don't you know who made Jarvis?"

Natasha, who just wanted to praise Jarvis: "…"

Originally, she wanted to have a good talk with Tony. It was true that Jarvis was made by him, and she also admitted that he was capable, but when it came to delivering takeout to Thanos —

He was not as good as Jarvis, okay?

But without waiting for Natasha to give Tony a good blow to his pride? She felt that she seemed to smell a fragrance that aroused her appetite, and it suddenly caught her attention.

However, in the next second, she saw that Jarvis, who had walked through the portal to Titan Star, quickly rushed back from the portal. When he stepped into the living room of the Avengers Mansion, his body rushed directly to Coubé as if he couldn't stop for a while.

Probably to avoid Coubé getting hurt, Jarvis opened his arms and moved several meters with her when he was about to hit her, and the portal that had been opened was closed at once for this reason.

In fact, as someone who can be accurate to the extent that ordinary people can't be accurate, will Jarvis have such a problem as not being able to stop when operating an intact Iron Man Armor?

Of course not.

So the reason why this happened was not because Jarvis or the Iron Man Armor had any malfunction, but simply because Jarvis did it on purpose.

About this, other Superheroes may not know the reason for the time being, but as the person who opened the portal, Coubé knew it clearly.

Because she had been standing at the door of the portal, Coubé witnessed Jarvis bending down to put the box of takeout in front of Thanos's door, and he …

Opened the box!!!

Even though Coubé had eaten a delicious lunch with Hannibal and the others at "My Chinese Restaurant" before this, as the owner of the Cosmic Cube, she can be said to have a black hole stomach.

So when she saw Jarvis open the box, Coubé's eyelids jumped. If he hadn't rushed back as fast as he could after opening the box and left with her to close the portal, she didn't doubt what she would have done later.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Coubé."

Jarvis waited for the portal behind him to close before he put down Coubé in his arms. He looked down at her and said sincerely to her, "Please forgive my offense."

Even if this AI butler doesn't have a physical body, his perfect British pronunciation and charming metallic voice are enough to make Coubé, who is obsessed with appearances, unable to harden her heart to him.

"You just did what you were supposed to do, but …"

Coubé raised one of her eyebrows slightly and looked at Jarvis in front of her. She reached out and patted him on the shoulder, then said, "You're really brave."

It could be guessed from the fact that he rushed back at the fastest speed and left with her in his arms. J.A.R.V.I.S must have known that if he opened the box, it would attract Thanos faster, but it would also attract them at the same time.

But J.A.R.V.I.S. still opened the box.

That's why Coubé said that Jarvis was really brave because he knew what the consequences would be, but he still did it.

When Jarvis heard Coubé's words, he analyzed from her tone that it was a compliment without any sarcasm. He said, "Thank you."

Coubé couldn't help but laugh.

The avengers, who later realized what Jarvis did, couldn't blame him for acting on his own initiative. At first, their plan was to directly send the box with the words "Carmora" on it to Thanos's door.

Considering the relationship between Carmora and Thanos, the avengers believed that Thanos or Thanos's accomplices would never dispose of the box like trash.

However, they also had to admit that compared to the more roundabout method they came up with because they couldn't resist the temptation of Issou's Chinese food, Jarvis's method of opening the box was much more direct.

But then again, Jarvis was an AI butler. Otherwise, no matter how direct and effective this simple and crude method was, it wouldn't have been adopted.

"So now we just need to wait for Thanos to eat Issou's Chinese food?"

Clint glanced at the people present and couldn't help but sigh. "This is definitely the easiest time we've ever saved the world."

It felt like they didn't do anything.

The other avengers: "…"

It was true that they didn't do anything, but as for the easiest time …

If it weren't for Jarvis, they wouldn't have been able to relax at all.

But regardless, after the takeout was successfully sent to Thanos's door, the avengers did feel a lot more relaxed.

What?

It was too early to ask if the avengers were relaxed? Not to mention that Thanos didn't eat Yi Su's Chinese food now, even if he really ate it, he wouldn't necessarily change his mind.







No way.

The avengers, who were confident in Issou's Chinese food, refused to accept any result other than Thanos directly losing his mind after eating it. They unilaterally announced that after Thanos ate Issou's Chinese food, he agreed not to destroy half of the life in the universe.

Thanos: "…???"

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Back to the topic, probably because of the smooth implementation of Plan B, when the Avengers saw the members of the Guardian of the Galaxy returning in failure, they didn't feel disappointed or unacceptable at all. Instead, they comforted them with a tone of "I knew you guys were unreliable".

Then …

The members of the Guardian of the Galaxy successfully! Have! Been! Have! Been! Have!

Because-

Are words like "I know you guys are trash, so it's normal to fail the mission" really comforting people!!!?

The members of the Guardian of the Galaxy said that because they were sure that the Avengers really didn't mean to mock them, they all began to doubt whether the comfort of the earth and their alien comfort were the same comfort.

The Avengers didn't know that the members of the Guardian of the Galaxy were entangled because of their abnormal reaction. Now they are still immersed in the joy of completing a big mission, and even while "comforting" Star-Lord and the others, they are still distracted thinking — —

In what way will Thanos kneel down after eating Issou's Chinese food?

What the Avengers didn't know was that after the portal closed, a person suddenly appeared on Titan Star. The heart that originally came to find Thanos was instantly attracted by the attractive aroma of the takeout.

So when Thanos followed the aroma to his door, he didn't even see the shadow of the takeout box, only smelling the fragrance that still remained in the air.

Thanos, who bent down to pick up the takeout box, smelled the fragrance that permeated the box, and couldn't help but salivate, but his eyes focused on the name written on the box — —

Kamala.

Thanos: "…"

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