Before seeing the members of the universe guards, the avengers indeed thought that they were the best candidates to deliver takeout to the universe overlord,
As for the reason, they would not repeat it.
But after seeing the members of the universe guards …
No bragging.
They gave up in an instant.
It could be said that..,
The entire universe guards because of the existence of the star master..,
Made the avengers have endless doubts about the decision to let them deliver takeout to the universe overlord.
After all, they relied on awkward dances to save the universe or something..,
Even they did not dare to try such a cool posture, okay?
Alright.
The main reason was that it did not sound reliable.
Star master: "…???"
A group of people who tried to use Chinese food to save the world had the right to think that it was an unreliable thing for him to rely on awkward dances to save the universe?
The avengers: "…"
This was not important, and..
Thinking of the nickname of the universe guards that the star master had just mentioned, Tony looked at him. "Universe Takeout Team? Why do I remember someone saying that they are professional escorts of gemstones? "
As he spoke, he crossed his arms and asked, "So you have a wide range of business? Or in your eyes, super gemstones and takeout are the same concept? "
The star master pretended not to understand what Tony meant and opened his mouth to say, "Both."
This former space hooligan, who was taken to outer space by the leader of the plunderers and raised by him, expressed,
They had been paid,
They had done a good job,
Besides..
Why did they escort the super gemstones in the first place?
To save the universe.
Now, why were they delivering takeout to the big boss?
To save the universe.
So..
Super gemstones and takeout were the same concept. What was wrong with that?
The star master said so very confidently.
The avengers: "…"
Although they knew that he was talking nonsense, but..
There seemed to be nothing wrong with what he said.
However..
Looking at the star master who was trying his best to promote himself to them, Natasha raised her eyebrows and glanced at him. Then, she asked with a smile, "So what you mean is..,
Are you the best candidates for delivery? "
"Of course."
The star master raised his eyebrows confidently,
Then he asked in return,
"Could it be that other than our universe takeout team..,
Is there anyone else who is more suitable? "
"Wait."
After the star master asked the question, fire bear..,
He interrupted the others who were about to answer,
He asked,
"So we have officially changed our name to the universe takeout team?"
The star master spread his hands at fire bear,
He then asked, "Is there a problem?"
"Of course there is a problem."
Huo Xiong crossed his paws and looked at the Star Master. With a serious expression, he said, "Because you didn't ask for my permission."
The Star Master said indifferently, "That's not important."
"Not important? Are you kidding me? "
Huo Xiong said to Star Master, "As the captain, I feel that my opinion is very important. What do you think? Star shit. "
"What?"
Hearing how Huo Xiong addressed him, Star Lord looked at him as if he had seen a ghost. "Star shit?"
"Yes, is there a problem?"
Huo Xiong, who was successfully delighted by the expression on Star Master's face, repeated, "Since you can officially change the name of the Space Guardians to the Space Delivery Team, then I can also officially change the name of Star Master to Star Shit. What do you think? Star shit. "
Star Master said, "Shut up, you stupid raccoon! Don't call me star shit again! "
Huo Xiong said, "You are the one who should shut up! Don't call me Raccoon! "
"Oh, oh ~"
Star Master faced the hopping Huo Xiong and sincerely apologized to him, "I'm sorry."
Then, he changed the topic again. "I didn't say it accurately enough. I should have said trash little panda."
Hearing the Star Master's correction, Huo Xiong, who was not from Earth, was a little confused. He glanced at his teammates hesitantly. "Is that a good thing to say?"
Saboteur shrugged at Huo Xiong. "I don't know, but you can ask the Avengers."
"There's no need to ask."
A smile slowly appeared on Star Master's face, and then he said, "That's not a good thing to say. It's even worse than the previous one."
After saying that, Star Master couldn't help but laugh out loud. As he laughed, he slapped his thigh and said, "Trash little panda, hahahahaha …"
Seeing Star Master's arrogant look, Huo Xiong, who was so angry that he jumped up from the sofa and suddenly shouted at him, "You bastard!"
Looking at Star Master and Huo Xiong who were fighting because of their nickname, Clint hurriedly shouted at the other Avengers, "I think you have to treat me better in the future. Look at when you call me Fat Chirp. I didn't beat you up for no reason."
"So …"
Natasha's red lips curled. "Do you have a problem with me calling you Fat Chirp?"
As she spoke, the glamorous female agent clenched her fists at Clint. The sound of her clenching fists inexplicably sent chills down Clint's spine.
Thinking of Natasha's daily routine of beating Barton eight times that day, Clint Fat Chirp Barton shook his head very spinelessly and said, "No! Natasha, you can call me whatever you want. "
"Tsk ~"
Seeing Clint like this, Sam and the others were very disgusted. Then, they jeered, "Where's your backbone? Fat Chirp! Hurry up and pick up your Fat Chirp backbone! "
Clint: "…"
F * cking Fat Chirp backbone!
After this round of banter, everyone returned to the main topic. Although the group of Avengers led by Tony still felt that Star Master wasn't very reliable, plus he took the initiative and enthusiastically accepted this mission, no matter how they looked at it, it was a bit strange.
But after considering that Star Master was a dregs (Star Master:???) After that, whether it was the strength of the Universe Guard Delivery Team or Carmona's identity as the adopted daughter of a universe overlord, it was indeed a good choice for them to deliver the food.
And there was another very important reason, that was …
There was no harm in giving it a try.
The delivery plan wasn't just to deliver Issou's Chinese food to the universe overlord's doorstep, but also to let him eat it.
As for the latter point, let's not talk about it for now. But in the process of delivering the food, they weren't limited to delivering it to him only once.
So since Star Master claimed that they were a professional delivery team, the Avengers thought about it and agreed to give this mission to them.
However …
Although they agreed to it, the Avengers still felt that it was necessary to tell the members of the Universe Delivery Team what they needed to say.
"Since you've accepted this mission, as delivery boys, you have to adhere to one thing, and that is —"
"While delivering the food, you must not steal food to eat!"
"Of course."
Star Master heard Steve and the others and almost patted his chest to make a promise. He said, "We are very professional."
"To be honest, this has little to do with professional ethics."
Tony glanced at Star Master and said, "What's important is willpower."
After hearing Tony say this, not only Star Master, but even the other members of the Universe Guard Delivery Team looked at him curiously. Sister Mantis asked, "What does that mean?"
"It means that you should put aside your curiosity and focus on delivering the food to the universe overlord."
One of the reasons why Tony and the others thought that the Universe Guard Delivery Team was very suitable for delivery was because they had never eaten Issou's Chinese food, so he hoped that their advantage could last longer.
To avoid any unexpected problems, the Avengers quickly brought the food they had prepared for the universe overlord from "My Chinese Restaurant" to the Avengers Mansion.
"This is the food you're going to deliver."
Steve handed the box in his arms to Star Master. When Star Master took it, he was a little confused. "Uh, although I left Earth for many years, but …"
He lowered his head and looked at the extraordinarily large box in his arms. "Do the people on Earth nowadays even use such high-end delivery boxes?"
"You're overthinking it. This is specially made for delivering food to the universe overlord."
For Tony, it was not difficult to make a 360-degree, fully-sealed box with no blind spots. The difficult part was whether the delivery team could control their appetite and not open the box after tasting Issou's Chinese food.
Regarding this, the Avengers were not worried about Star Master and the others. They were only worried about whether they could control their curiosity and not open the box.
"Don't worry, this is a matter of saving the entire universe."
Holding the box in his arms, Star Master said to the Avengers, "You should believe in us, who have saved the universe twice."
Thinking about what Sister Mantis said about how they saved the universe by dancing awkwardly, the Avengers were speechless.
Not boasting.
They would be more at ease if this was not mentioned.
But no matter what, in the end, the Avengers watched as the members of the Universe Guard Delivery Team boarded their spaceship and flew away.
On the spaceship, Star Master held the box in his arms and stood in front of the window as he watched the figures of the Avengers gradually shrink and eventually become small black dots. He said solemnly, "This is a matter of life and death for the universe. We must complete the mission."
"Of course."
After Huo Xiong took control of the spaceship, he jumped down from his seat and said, "If we succeed this time, we will be people who have saved the universe three times. By then, our value will definitely skyrocket."
"You already said that when we saved the universe for the second time."
Star Master looked back at Huo Xiong and said with a look of disdain, "Buddy, is this all you want?"
"You said the same thing when we saved the universe for the second time."
Huo Xiong glanced at the box in Star Master's arms and said, "In order to ensure that you can say 'you said this when we saved the universe for the third time' when we saved the universe for the fourth time, I think it is very necessary for you to put down the box in your arms now."
"Hey, what do you mean?"
After Star Lord understood the meaning behind Huo Xiong's words, he immediately said, "Are you doubting my professional integrity or my willpower?"
"Neither."
Carmona, who had been silent all this while, reached out and pressed on the box. She looked silently at Star Master and then at his hand that was about to open the box. She said, "You are only being doubted because of your curiosity."
Then, Carmona said, "Peter, don't forget that you just made a promise to Natasha and the others."
"Oh, of course I didn't forget, but … aren't you all curious?"
Star Master was caught red-handed by Carmona, but he didn't feel awkward. Instead, he encouraged everyone present. "Think about it. We don't have to talk to that fellow universe overlord, we don't have to fight him, and we can make him change his mind and not use the super gemstone to kill the entire universe …"
"Guys!"
Star Master looked at his team members with burning eyes. "Aren't you all curious about what this takeout is?"
Saboteur: "Curious."
Mantis: "Curious + 1."
Sapling: "I!
am
Groot~”
"Are you all so easily swayed by him?"
Huo Xiong looked at his team members who changed sides one after another. He then said to Star Master, "I knew there must be something fishy about you taking the initiative to accept this mission."
Star Master asked, "Aren't you curious?"
Huo Xiong said, "I admit that I am curious, but the avengers also said that once it is opened, our mission will basically be declared a failure. Hence, in order to achieve the record of saving the universe three times, I feel that I can throw away my curiosity."
"Well, so you mean that you can only complete the easy mode of saving the universe and not the hard mode of saving the universe?"
Star Master put the box on the table, then put one hand on it and the other on it. He said, "Come!
on！ Have some confidence. We are the Universe Guards who can save the universe with just one song. "
Huo Xiong stared at Star Master. Finally, he spread his hands and said, "Okay, you win, star shit."
"Oh, shit!"
Star Master shouted. "My name is Star Master, not star shit."
"That's not important."
This time, it was Huo Xiong's turn to look indifferent. He jumped on the table and looked at the box in front of him. "So, are we going to open it now?"
Carmona looked at Star Master, then looked at Huo Xiong. Finally, she asked, "Do you want to die?"
"Don't be like this, Carmona."
Star Master stepped forward and approached Carmona. He put his hands on her shoulders and said, "I promise you, we're just going to open it and take a look. As a professional takeout boy, I will never do something as tasteless as stealing a customer's food!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Groot, who had already jumped onto the table from the saboteur's shoulder, extended his branches. With a click, the completely sealed box was opened.
The next second …
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