"One hundred, two hundred, two hundred and one, two hundred and two, two hundred and three, two hundred and four, two hundred and five … Don't interrupt, don't interrupt, where am I? Ouch, Miss.Lin, don't, don't, don't, it hurts. " My biggest interest right now was to take out the money I put in the box of chocolates and count it again. Every time, Miss.Lin would be very angry. I didn't notice that Miss.Lin had come back, otherwise, I wouldn't have counted money in front of her. In the end, Miss.Lin skillfully pulled my ear. Miss.Lin probably used to be pulled by her teacher when she was young, so she was really good at it.
"Huang Jingyang, you're just a little brat. What are you going to do with so much money?" Miss.Lin asked with a smile.
"Climb buildings and marry aunts." My ear was being pulled by a woman. Really, cough cough cough.
"Didn't you say that you're going to marry Miss.Lin when you grow up?" Miss.Lin asked.
I did say that. I nodded, "Let's climb buildings first. Build the most beautiful building in the village. Third floor, oh, no, fourth floor. "
"Why are you building such a big house? How many aunts do you want to marry? "Miss.Lin asked with a smile.
"Many, many aunts." I followed Miss.Lin's words. I didn't notice that I had fallen into a trap.
In the end, I was lifted up by a beautiful woman and pressed down on a stool. My underwear was pulled down and my butt was hit a few times. "Who told you not to learn well?"
"I was wrong. I said that when I grow up, I'm going to marry Miss.Lin and have many, many children." I laughed.
Miss.Lin giggled. Actually, Miss.Lin didn't hit me too hard. She pulled up my pants and said, "You should marry Xiao Hua as your aunts. She's the most fertile."
Xiao Hua was the youngest of the three piglets in my family. I named the three piglets Da Hua, Er Hua and Xiao Hua. At the beginning of spring, Da Hua, Er Hua and Xiao Hua had babies one after another. Each one was more fertile than the other. The big flower gave birth to ten, the second flower gave birth to eleven, and the little flower gave birth to twelve.
Bah, I'll marry Little Blossom. But now that I was being held in Miss.Lin's hands, my legs couldn't reach the ground no matter how hard I kicked. Instead, it only made Miss.Lin laugh even more. I simply hung my head and let Miss.Lin carry me.
"Brat, you're already thinking about so many women at such a young age. You'll definitely be a womanizer in the future." Miss.Lin pinched my cheeks and pulled.
"Master, did you get spanked by Miss.Lin again?" I don't know where Huang Shulang came from, but he was enjoying the sight of me being carried by Miss.Lin. Even if I was carried by Miss.Lin, I would still be more handsome than other children.
"You have to call her Mistress in the future, do you understand? When I grow up, I'm going to marry Miss.Lin as my wife. "I raised my head and said to Huang Shulang in a very stylish manner. I completely forgot that I was still being carried by Miss.Lin.
Huang Shulang looked at Miss.Lin hesitantly.
"If you don't spank me later, you'll go up and tear down the tiles." Miss.Lin knocked my head twice with her knuckles this time.
At the time, I thought in my heart, a good man doesn't fight with a woman.
Miss.Lin still gave me face and put me down, "Huang Shulang, you're not allowed to listen to Huang Jingyang. You can't randomly call me that, or else I'll visit your home. You lifted Li Lijuan's skirt yesterday. "
Although Huang Shulang was afraid of me, his master, he was even more afraid of Miss.Lin. At the very least, his family's Huang Kui wouldn't believe me, his master, and would only listen to Miss.Lin.
Huang Shulang has been with me for a long time, so his brain worked a lot better. He laughed: "Master, are we still going to have special training today?"
"Of course, we have to have special training. I'm such a powerful master, if I have a cowardly disciple like you, I won't have any face when I go out in the future. Later, I'll get Black Beans to run eight to ten rounds with you. Don't be lazy, or else Black Beans will really eat you. " This guy's brain really short-circuited. He clearly knew that I was just taught a lesson by Miss.Lin, yet he still came to vent his anger on me. I'll just fulfill his wish.
"Don't." Huang Shulang's face turned green when he heard that. But I'm the master, so I have the final say.
Seeing Huang Shulang panting while being yelled at by Black Beans, my young heart finally calmed down.
During the middle school exams, I got first place in class without any suspense. With such a good upbringing, if I didn't get first place, there would be no justice. However, to everyone's surprise, Huang Shulang actually lost the throne of last place that he was supposed to be. He became third place. This made everyone's jaws drop.
When I returned home with the results, the first thing Miss.Lin did was not praise me, but torture me. I was a bit worried that my ears would develop in the direction of Zhu Bajie in the future.
"Brat, did you copy the answers for Huang Shulang?" Miss.Lin interrogated.
"No!" This time I was really wronged. I was just about to interrogate that damn Fatso. How many times have I been beaten up because of him?
Miss.Lin saw that I didn't seem to be lying this time, so she became gentler: "You really didn't?"
"I didn't even sit with him." I sniffled. I was a cultivator, so I almost cried at the time.
"Cheating on an exam is a very dishonest act, do you know that? If it's wrong, then change it. If it's wrong, then continue. "Miss.Lin said.
I felt that the energy in my body was about to go berserk, in a situation where there was no evidence, she actually used it right away. Miss.Lin was becoming more and more violent.
When I went to interrogate Huang Shulang, Huang Shulang was also very wronged: "The people around me didn't even take as many exams as I did. Who did I copy from? "
"How did you suddenly become smart?" I scratched my head.
"How would I know? My dad said that I became smarter after I lost my fat. "Huang Shulang said proudly.
I looked carefully, Huang Shulang's fat really did lose a lot of weight. But it only lost a lot, but it was still a lot.
Huang Shulang followed me around and became smarter all of a sudden. Originally, because I brought Huang Shulang to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain last time, his father, Huang Kui, didn't allow Huang Shulang to come and play with me. But after he got his high school exam results, Huang Kui cut a few pounds of foreleg meat and came to our house.
"Kui, what are you doing?" Grandpa looked at the large piece of foreleg meat in Huang Kui's hand with surprise.
"Second Uncle. I came to thank my teacher. "Huang Kui's face was full of smiles. He also had a lot of fat on his face. Huang Shulang also inherited his genes.
"Oh, so it's for Miss.Lin." Grandpa nodded.
"This time, it's for Yang Yang. Isn't my kid called Yang Yang Master? "Huang Kui put the foreleg meat in his hand on the table.
"For Yang Yang?" Grandpa was very surprised.
"It must be for Yang Yang. My kid got third place this time."
Grandpa laughed: "Good, he used to get last place. This time, he finally got third from the bottom. He finally got two places."
Grandpa didn't expect Huang Shulang to get such a good ranking.
I walked out of the room: "Grandpa, you're wrong. Huang Shulang didn't get third from the bottom this time. He got third from the bottom."
"Impossible." Grandpa didn't dare to believe it.
Huang Kui had an awkward expression: "Second Uncle, my kid really got third this time. Look, this is the report card."
Grandpa took a look and his eyes widened. Chinese 86, Mathematics 90. He really got third place.
"Your ancestors' graves are smoking." Grandpa was stunned for a while before saying.
Huang Kui was also in a good mood. No matter what grandpa said, he simply smiled.
"Don't doubt Huang Shulang. This time, he really got third place by himself. He really improved. "
Huang Kui walked in front of me and bowed to me. I was scared and quickly ran behind Miss.Lin.
"Yang Yang, I was muddle-headed and believed in superstitions. I followed the villagers and didn't like you. I really turned into a pig from killing a pig. You're such a smart kid, how could you be a jinx. You're clearly a jinx. In the future, if you want to hit or scold Fatso, I won't care. Second Uncle, I'm here to thank Yang Yang. Let's go. "Huang Kui turned and left.
The two adults in the family turned to look at me. What kind of world haven't I seen? Why do I feel a little cold when I see their gazes?
I tried to run, but my legs were kicking in the air, and I couldn't get out. Teacher Lin's eyes were sharp and her hands were fast. She actually lifted me up.
The next day, when I arrived at school, Ma Jindong walked in front of me and bowed: "Master, master … please accept this little disciple's … bow."
I was startled and almost didn't let Ma Jindong kneel back.
"I'm not dead, why are you kneeling in front of me?" I was angry.
"I, I, I also want to be like Huang Shulang. I, I, I want to be your disciple." Hearing Ma Jindong's words, I felt suffocated. Because he would give you an infinite loop from time to time.
Ma Jindong was also very straightforward. Since his tongue wasn't good, he directly kowtowed to me three times.
"I, I, I won't accept you as my disciple. If I stay with you for too long, I might learn to stammer like you. At that time, will I be the master, or will you be the master? "I really wasn't learning from Ma Jindong. I was influenced by him.
"I … I'll change." Ma Jindong quickly said.
"Still can't. If you change, I'll stammer. That would be a loss. "I quickly walked away.
Ma Jindong shouted at me: "If you don't agree, I won't get up!"
See, he was poisoned by movies.
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