"Fatso, look, there's a wild boar bathing in the pool!" I pointed at the pool and said loudly.
"Where, where?" Huang Shulang immediately ran over and stuck his head out to look at the pool.
I immediately kicked Huang Shulang's butt.
Huang Shulang immediately fell down like a pig.
"You're lying, Shifu! Ah! "
"Peng!"
The water splashed up high. I wasn't worried that Huang Shulang would drown. It was really rare to see someone born in the nineties that didn't know how to swim in the village. Adding on the fact that there was a river not far from Bajiao Village, it was really rare to see a man or woman that didn't know how to swim. Huang Shulang even said that he ran to Dama River to hide behind a reef and watch the village women bathe.
The water in the pool wasn't shallow, it was around one zhang deep, Huang Shulang fell into the water, and only surfaced after a while.
Huang Shulang spat out a mouthful of water, and started shouting, "Shifu, Shifu, even if you don't want to teach me martial arts, you can't clean the house. I know you want Miss.Lin as your wife, but I never peeked at Miss.Lin bathing. "
This bastard! I picked up a large rock, and smashed it down. Two meters away from Huang Shulang, it landed heavily on the surface of the water. Like a bomb, the water splashed high into the air. Huang Shulang was shocked, and quickly swam towards the pool.
I originally wanted to jump in, but if I fell into the water, I would probably be completely soaked like Huang Shulang. There were still a lot of snacks in the bag. The flashlight I bought was new, and I haven't used it yet. If I got splashed with water, it would be a waste.
I could use the Vitality Wind word to push open the coffin, could it use the Vitality Wind word to send me down?
Thinking to this point, I immediately condensed a Vitality Wind word. After resting here for a long time, my Vitality has slightly recovered. It just happened to be able to condense the word 'wind'. I picked up the Black Beans, and with a thought, the wind word turned into a small whirlwind, wrapping around me. My body shook, and I flew up!
The most important thing was that the whirlwind seemed to be able to read my mind. It slowly carried me out of the waterfall, then slowly flew over the pool, and then slowly descended. However, when I landed on the ground, I used up all my energy. The whirlwind immediately lost control and turned into a gust of wind that flew towards the forest. Black Beans and I immediately fell from the sky. It pressed down heavily on Huang Shulang, who had just climbed ashore.
Huang Shulang had just climbed ashore and was gasping for breath. Being pressed down by me, he almost stopped breathing.
"Ghost!" Huang Shulang naturally didn't expect me to come down in such a domineering manner. He was scared half to death and almost pissed his pants.
I didn't sit properly and fell to the ground. The Black Beans in my hand rolled out a few times. She snorted a few times to express her dissatisfaction.
"What are you screaming for? Hurry up and get up. It's not early anymore. We have to hurry back. Black Beans, go and call Old Huang down. We're going back. "I told the Black Beans, and the Black Beans ran away.
Huang Shulang opened his eyes wide and looked at the running Black Beans with envy.
"Master, when you're stupid, you should give me a dog like that." Huang Shulang got up, took off his clothes, and wrung them dry. Finally, he put on his underwear and held his underwear in his hand. His skin was so white that he looked like a walking pig.
"No problem. If you perform well, maybe I will consider it." I thought for a moment and said.
"Master, we found all kinds of secret manuals this time. How can I practice martial arts later?" Huang Shulang said.
This was a problem. I can't teach this blockhead my Dao. I haven't even figured out what's going on, so how can I teach it to Huang Shulang? However, I thought of the Xing Yi Five Element Boxing. Since the Xing Yi Five Element Boxing was too difficult, I could find a less difficult martial art to teach Huang Shulang.
"Don't worry, master has a way." I said in the tone of a TV show.
Huang Shulang was quite happy. He nodded and bowed, "Later, I will go to my house to get a jin of pig head meat and send it to master's house."
Damn, I couldn't wait to kick Huang Shulang back into the pool. My peerless martial arts can only cure a jin of pig head meat? It should be worth at least a pig head.
When I returned to my courtyard, Miss.Lin greeted me, "Huang Jingyang, where are the mushrooms you picked?"
Mushrooms! I forgot about this important question.
"Don't talk about it. Huang Shulang, that damn Fatso, was carrying a basket. In the end, he fell into the pool and all the mushrooms fell into the pool. "I was a bit scared when I saw Miss.Lin. Children with a guilty conscience were all like this.
Miss.Lin smiled sweetly, "Huang Jingyang, did you forget that you always look around when you lie?"
I knew it. I knew I couldn't fool this smart and beautiful woman. I could only droop my head and pretend to be honest.
"Huang Jingyang, hurry up and put away all of your moves. Otherwise, I will make you eat bamboo shoots fried with meat. "Miss.Lin threatened.
Smart women learn things too quickly. She even learned our special dish, bamboo shoots fried with meat. This bamboo shoots fried with meat was not the same as the bamboo shoots fried with meat. When the children in the village make a mistake, the parents like to use bamboo branches to teach them a lesson. After the bamboo branches lose their leaves, they can be used to make brooms or teach children a lesson. The thin branches are very painful when they hit the body, but they won't hurt the bones or break the skin. There is no need to worry about the side effects. Moreover, the materials are cheap and can be found everywhere. The children in the village all grow up eating bamboo shoots fried with meat.
"Miss.Lin, the bamboo shoots have already turned into bamboo. How can they still be eaten? "I said with a smile.
"Hmph! It seems someone won't cry until they see the coffin. You said you were going out to play, but you tricked me into picking mushrooms. The most hateful thing is that you promised to bring me along. You actually left me behind. Let's see if I don't teach you a lesson today. "Lin Laoshi lifted me up.
I, Huang Jingyang, was lifted up by a woman. Do children have no human rights?
I steeled my heart and righteously shouted, "Grandpa, save me!"
The world of adults isn't something a child like me can understand. Grandpa, who has always treated me like a treasure, is helping the evildoer. "Miss.Lin, don't hit me with your hands. Children in our village have thick skin, it will hurt your hands. I put a bamboo stick behind the gate. Hit it with all your strength. "
Fine. I finally understood that I was picked up.
Suddenly, I felt a chill on my butt. Miss.Lin actually took off my pants. I would rather die than be humiliated. If she wasn't a woman, I would have already been rude to her. But don't think that I can't do anything just because she is a woman.
I turned my head and saw Miss.Lin raise the bamboo stick high and immediately screamed.
"Ouch, mother. It hurts. "
Miss.Lin laughed. "Huang Jingyang, you screamed too early. My stick hasn't fallen yet. "
Do you think I'm stupid? If the stick falls, it will be useless to scream.
"Pa!"
"Ouch, mother. Miss.Lin, you're really hitting me? "This time it really hurts. It seems that I really offended her this time.
"Do you think I'm just pretending? Huang Jingyang, tell me the truth, where did you go today? I heard from the owner of the snack shop that you bought a flashlight and biscuits from him the day before yesterday. You went out today and left at dawn. What are you using a flashlight for? You have so much dirt and moss on your body. You keep asking, where did you go? "Didn't they say that long hair short knowledge? Is there any justice in this world for a beautiful woman to be so smart?
How can I admit defeat in front of a woman? I won't admit it even if I'm beaten to death.
"I went to the pool to take a bath. There is a cave by the pool and I heard there are fish inside. I only brought a flashlight. "
"Pa!"
My butt was hit again and it burned. I cursed the ancestors of the person who invented using a bamboo stick to hit people.
"You still dare to lie. If you don't say it, do you think Huang Shulang won't say it? I told Huang Shulang's parents today that when you two come back, we will immediately interrogate you. When Huang Shulang confesses, you will be hit twice as hard. "
Miss.Lin left me with no way out. I remained silent in response.
"I know you went to the main peak of Eight Horn Mountain! I just want to hear you tell me the truth. No matter what, I have to teach you a lesson today. "Miss.Lin heavily hit me a few more times.
I stopped screaming. Because I heard Miss.Lin's voice tremble. I turned my head and saw Miss.Lin's red eyes. She was worried about me. Although I was still young, I could feel the warmth of being cared for.
Miss.Lin threw away the bamboo stick in her hand and pulled up my pants: "Huang Jingyang, I'm telling you, if you dare to go to the main peak of Eight Horn Mountain again, I will break your legs."
After this experience, I didn't want to take risks there again.
"Miss.Lin, I promise I won't go again." I lowered my head and obediently laid on Miss.Lin's lap. I actually fell asleep on a woman's lap. Today was thrilling and tiring. Although there was still some burning pain on my butt, I was able to sleep soundly.
When I woke up, it was already night time. Grandpa put the food in the rice pot to heat up, and it was still hot when I ate.
"You child, Miss.Lin only found out you bought a flashlight when she went to the small store to buy things. She guessed that you might have gone to the main peak of Eight Horn Mountain. Don't you know how dangerous it is? There were so many people in the archeological team, but none of them came out alive. You and Fatso were lucky. If you didn't come out, what would you have done? "Grandpa smoked and didn't speak for a long time.
I didn't tell Grandpa and Miss.Lin about what happened in the cave, and they didn't ask. This matter passed just like that. From then on, I became more obedient. I looked like an ordinary child.
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