Sometimes, when it came to alcohol, it was a good thing.
Just like that.
Zhang Feng, Cheng Chumo and the other two were drinking merrily as if nothing had happened.
Cheng Chumo and Zhangsun Chong were veterans at drinking. Today, they came prepared. They wanted to drink Zhang Feng until he was drunk.
Revenge for last time.
No matter how Du Gou tried to persuade them, it was useless!
After Du Gou tried to persuade them a few times, he gave up.
It was not that he did not want to persuade them, but he was drunk now.
What was the most important thing?
Zhangsun Chumo whispered in Du Gou's ear.
If you want to learn Zhang Feng's skills, then you have to drink!
And you have to serve Zhang Feng well!
Otherwise, who knew what kind of trouble this kid would cause.
They were afraid!
At this time, Zhang Feng drank half a jar of wine in one breath. He did not even know his surname.
"Brother, you … are awesome! Lao Tzu … can't drink anymore! "
"Burp … You … You guys drink! Brother, I'll lie down for a while … Lie down for a while! "
As Zhang Feng spoke, he wanted to get up. But before he could get up, he lay down on the table.
Du Gou, who could not wait any longer, hurriedly asked, "Brother Zhang Feng, didn't you say last time that you wanted to teach me mathematics?"
"This … You see …"
Zhang Feng was annoyed by Du Gou. He waved his hand and said, "What's the rush? Why the f * ck are you grumbling like a monk? "
"Come, come, come. You want to learn mathematics, right?"
"Come! Bring me paper! "
Du Gou, Zhangsun Chong and the other two heard this and their eyes flashed with joy.
They hurriedly took a pen and ink from the counter.
Zhang Feng also dizzily dipped some ink. He bit the tip of the pen and thought for a while. Then, he wrote on the paper, "Nine to divide: One to one, one to ten, two to five, two to ten, three to thirty-one … Nine to one, nine to ten, nine to ten."
In front of Du Gou and Zhangsun Chong's dumbfounded gazes, Zhang Feng spent almost an hour in a daze before he finally managed to figure out the division table!
Halfway through, he drank a bowl of soup made with green oranges and eggs. Only then did he sober up a little.
Otherwise, he would have fallen asleep long ago.
And at this time, at this time, could Du Gou let him sleep?
He could not!
Therefore, after he finished writing the division table, Zhang Feng ran to the backyard, grabbed his throat with his fingers, and forcefully spat out everything in his stomach. Only then did he feel slightly better, and most of his drunkenness sobered him up.
But he was still a little scared.
Damn it. Luckily, he had a deeper memory of this era. Moreover, ever since he confirmed with Lao Li that he wanted to set up this school, he had made preparations beforehand.
Only then did he subconsciously write the division table.
He picked up a bucket of water and poured it over his head. Instantly, his whole body trembled and he woke up from his drunkenness.
Drenched in water, Zhang Feng leisurely walked into the hall while Du Gou and the others stuck their butts out to study the division table.
Seeing Zhang Feng come in, Du Gou hurriedly grabbed Zhang Feng and asked, "Brother, this … this is mathematics?"
"Yes!"
"Let me tell you! It's not that Zhang Feng is bragging, but this thing, as long as you can memorize it and combine these numbers to make the correct division, when you reach three digits, you can instantly calculate it in your mind. Then, you can f * cking graduate! "
"So simple?"
Du Gou was stunned.
Mathematics …
He had only seen it in some books, and there were only a few records. But this was the first time he saw such a complete division table!
What was this?
This thing, let's not talk about whether it could be as awesome as Zhang Feng said. Once this thing was announced, then Zhang Feng could become a great master in mathematics!
This …
He gave it to me just like that?
Du Gou doubted the authenticity of this thing.
Not for other reasons, but because Zhang Feng was too f * cking bragging!
He seriously doubted whether this thing was as simple as it seemed.
No!
He was not drunk yet!
He had to drink him until he was soaked.
Otherwise, he would not be at ease with this thing!
"Come, come! Brother Zhang Feng! You are my, Du Dabing's, benefactor in this life! Come, little brother, let me toast you! "
"Good!"
Seeing that he had finally led this bookworm, who was even more talkative than Tang Sanzang, astray, Zhang Feng was also happy!
With a wave of his hand, he poured him a big bowl.
And with the division table, if Du Gou could really calculate the division within three digits in an instant, Zhang Feng dared to guarantee that Du Gou would definitely become the most awesome existence in this era!
Not for other reasons, but because all the accounts, as long as he went through them once, he could easily calculate the intricacies within.
Wasn't this awesome?
Even if his descendants were amazing mental arithmetic masters and mental arithmetic prodigies, without seven to eight years of practice, they would not be able to do this!
Although Zhangsun and Cheng Chumo were not too interested in these things, seeing that Du Gou had gotten what he wanted, they could not help but feel anxious again!
"Brother!"
"Come, big brother will toast you too!"
"Okay!"
"Iron Bull! Big brother, I am not boasting with you! If you want to learn mathematics, then forget it! I still have something here. That thing, big brother, I did not intend to tell you. That is a life-saving measure when I enter the imperial court in the future! "
"What?"
The three of them were dumbfounded.
"Physics Department!"
"That is something that surpasses mathematics! And it is something that encompasses all things in the world! Do you want to learn it or not! "
"Learn! You don't want to teach your grandson!? "
Cheng Chumo's eyes were red.
Damn it.
He directly set a trap for Zhang Feng.
Zhang Feng also lost his temper!
He slammed the table and roared, "Good! Damn it, your grandson doesn't want to learn! "
"Let's go, let's stop talking nonsense. Let's go find some fun!"
Zhangsun was smart. He saw that Zhang Feng was almost done drinking, but he was still a little short of that realm!
They still had a very important mission today!
That was to bring his brother to the brothel!
To break his chastity!
And now was not the time to talk about this. No matter how awesome he made it sound, the other party would either be asleep or sober. In the end, everything he said would be for naught!
He might as well pull him onto this pirate ship first. As long as he was on this ship, wouldn't Zhang Feng forget about home?
When Cheng Chumo heard this, how could he not understand the meaning behind it?
He patted Zhang Feng on the shoulder.
"Let's go, let's go! Brother, I will bring you to a good place! A paradise on earth! "
"Really?"
Zhang Feng's eyes were red, and he asked with a drunken stupor.
Cheng Chumo and Zhangsun patted their chests loudly.
"Brother, would we lie to you?"
"Let's go, let's go! Lead the way! "
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