Zhang Feng was shocked.
Isn't this Jin Ping Mei?
F * ck.
This …
Zhang Feng was a little stunned. Looking at the book in front of him, he felt like he was secretly reading a novel when he was in school. What shocked him the most was that this thing actually appeared in the hands of Chen Tieniu and the other two. This was interesting.
"I say, Brother Zhang Feng, what do you think of this thing? Is it a good thing? "
Chen Tieniu looked at Zhang Feng with a sly smile and asked.
Even Du Gou had a strange expression at this time.
Zhang Feng was a little angry.
It was said that this thing did look interesting, but f * ck, why did you give it to me?
Zhang Feng couldn't help but be angry. "I say, Tieniu, f * ck, where did you get this thing? Aren't you afraid that your father will break your legs?"
"And today is the emperor emeritus's birthday, you actually …"
"Okay, okay, stop talking. I'm asking you, what do you think of this thing?"
Chen Tieniu didn't say anything, but Zhangsun hooked his arm around Zhang Feng's neck and asked with a smile.
"Didn't I hear that you're going to get married? Aren't we brothers? So, we'll explain it to you now, so that when the time comes, you … "
Zhang Feng's face darkened.
He glared and slapped away Zhangsun's dog paw.
"F * ck off! What the f * ck are you talking about? Who said that Lao Tzu is going to get married? Why the f * ck do you have nothing better to do and ask about this thing? Lao Tzu knows more than you, okay? "
Seeing Zhang Feng anxious, Cheng Chumo and Zhangsun looked at Zhang Feng with a playful expression.
Du Gou couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward elegantly.
He cupped his fist and said, "Brother Zhang Feng! Both of them have encountered this situation before, but it's better to marry a few wives. After all, they have more experience. Besides, is this your first time? They have good intentions! "
Zhang Feng was puzzled.
"So you guys have nothing better to do, so you came here to laugh at me, right? But this was all done by the neighbors. I don't even know what the girl looks like. You say, you say, this thing … What is this? "
"And Da Bing. You're an honest man. Why are you so bad? Could it be that you're f * cking faking it?"
Hearing this, Du Gou's face immediately stiffened.
"Brother Zhang Feng, what are you talking about? I am someone who has read the books of the sages. How can I put on an act? Also, we heard from our fathers that you're going to get married. Did you know? When Father found out that your wife was the only daughter of the shopkeeper of the Zhang Family's Yixing Bakery, do you remember how shocked we were? "
"You don't know, but although that girl never goes out, there are rumors that she is as beautiful as a fairy! You don't know this, but I once accompanied my father to the Imperial Palace. That was a good fellow! Do you know that the concubines in the Imperial Palace, and even the Princess, are not as beautiful as that girl! "
Zhang Feng couldn't help but be confused. He hurriedly asked, "Could it be that you've seen that girl?"
"No."
The three of them shook their heads in unison. However, Zhangsun continued, "Although we haven't seen her, but someone from our residence had once bought some pastries from the Yixing Bakery. I heard from the servants that once, a servant had coincidentally seen the beauty of the Zhang Family's Young Lady."
"I heard that good fellow. Then … to be honest, if you really don't want to marry her, then tell Brother. Brother will immediately go and propose marriage. What do you think?"
Zhangsun's expression instantly changed into one of eagerness. He even seemed a little impatient, as if he couldn't wait to capture that Zhang Family's Young Lady.
This made Zhang Feng a little mad and speechless.
He hurriedly changed the topic, "I remember that it was the Retired Emperor's doing today. Everyone has to eat properly. What's the matter with you guys?"
"Why are you here?"
The three of them sighed in unison.
"Sigh!"
"Isn't this all because of you, you brat? Chief Lao Li knew that you would definitely be restless. You definitely wouldn't be able to eat such a meal, so he concluded that you would definitely come back. However, you should know that this is an official's treat. If anyone dares to secretly go back and not eat at this university, that would be looking down on the Emperor. "
"If you're caught by the officials, you'll definitely be punished. That's why Chief Lao Li asked us to come and take a look. Oh, no, it's our father. He wanted us to come and take a look. If we really can't do it, then we'll just pretend to be careless. After all, we have people in the palace now, so there's nothing to be afraid of!"
Hearing this, Zhang Feng heaved a deep sigh of relief.
Fine!
It seemed that he had thought too much.
However, he was still a little scared. Just now, he had casually made up a lie and ran away. He didn't expect that there would be such a rule when it came to an official's treat.
Whether Lao Tzu eats or not, it's none of your business!
If he doesn't eat, he'll be punished? Defy the imperial edict?
Zhang Feng was a little speechless, but he didn't think too much about it. He waved his hand and said, "Alright! Since the three of you are here today, then let's drink until we're drunk. Lao Tzu has been very annoyed recently, so you three bastards, don't ever mention anything about blind dates to me! Otherwise, this little tavern won't be able to accommodate you in the future! "
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