After an unknown amount of time …
The two of them climbed out of the pool, their bodies steaming.
Yuchi Gong's tanned skin instantly looked much whiter after soaking in the pool.
Yuchi Gong was like a curious baby. He sniffed the fragrant arm and looked at the soap. He clicked his tongue in wonder and said to Zhang Feng, "You brat, what's going on with this bathhouse? You better explain it to me properly! Why do I feel so comfortable all of a sudden? "
Zhang Feng looked at Yuchi Gong in disdain, his face full of helplessness.
"Big Brother, how often do you bathe?"
Yuchi Gong thought for a moment. "Probably in the summer. We were dredging the river at that time, so I went in for a swim."
Zhang Feng's eyes almost popped out when he heard that.
He asked in a trembling voice, "Other than this time, when was the last time?"
Yuchi Gong was a little impatient. "Kid, why are you asking so many questions? The men of the Tang Dynasty basically bathe once a year, when they bid farewell to the Chinese New Year. What's wrong with that? "
Bid farewell to the Chinese New Year?
That means they only bathe once a year?
Oh my god!
Zhang Feng was going crazy.
It turned out that every time he was with these guys, he could smell the thick stench of sweat that could not be dispersed. It turned out that …
He thought about the stick they used to wipe their butts, and then thought about bathing …
Instantly, Zhang Feng's hair stood on end.
It was too f * cking scary.
These were the men of the Tang Dynasty???
What the f * ck …
F * ck your grandpa!
Yuchi Gong looked at Zhang Feng's constipated face and was instantly unhappy. He snorted and said, "Hey, you're still complaining that Lao Tzu stinks after bathing?"
As he said that, he got ready to drag Zhang Feng into the pool again.
Seeing this, Zhang Feng hurriedly dodged Yuchi Gong and exclaimed.
"Damn you, you want to do it again?"
Yuchi Gong laughed mischievously as he looked at Zhang Feng, causing goosebumps to appear all over Zhang Feng's body.
"Alright, alright, alright, I give up. Let's go out and have a drink while we chat, alright?"
At this moment, Zhang Feng was afraid that this guy would pull him into the water again. He thought about how this guy had not bathed for a long time and used a rod in the toilet all year round.
This … could it be …
At this moment, Zhang Feng's mind was already filled with that image. Fortunately, he managed to hold it in. Otherwise, he would have vomited last night's meal.
This is … too …
After that, the two of them changed their clothes and prepared to leave the courtyard.
A moment later.
In the courtyard, the two of them were leisurely lying on chairs, enjoying the sun. The warm sunlight shone on their bodies, making them feel very comfortable.
Yuchi Gong picked up a jar of wine and poured it into his mouth as if he was drinking water.
Good heavens, this guy's alcohol tolerance is really high!
Lao Tzu's alcohol might not even be enough for this guy!
Just like that, Yuchi Gong finished the entire jar of wine as he muttered under his breath.
Good wine! Comfortable!
Hahaha …
On the other hand, Zhang Feng leisurely picked up the jar of wine and poured himself a cup. He tasted it carefully, unlike Yuchi Gong's boorish behavior.
At this moment, Yuchi Gong turned around and asked with interest.
"I say, Feng, do you have any more of this soap? Give me a few hundred of them! "
When Zhang Feng heard that, he looked at Yuchi Gong strangely and asked in confusion.
"Why do you need so much soap? If you need it, I can give you a few. A hundred of them should be enough for you! "
Yuchi Gong chuckled.
"Lao Tzu, bring some back to give to my good friends!"
Zhang Feng looked at Yuchi Gong suspiciously. He could not help but be shocked.
Could it be …
Could it be that this guy wants to …
This …
Zhang Feng's eyes widened. He did not dare to imagine that scene and instantly felt a chill run down his spine.
When he thought of that, Zhang Feng quickly moved his chair to the side and put some distance between him and Yuchi Gong. He looked at Yuchi Gong in disbelief.
When Yuchi Gong saw Zhang Feng looking at him like that, even an idiot knew what Zhang Feng was thinking!
He quickly explained.
"Lao Tzu is giving it to a good friend. It's a girl, not …"
"Damn you, what are you thinking?"
"F * ck …"
"Do you believe that Lao Tzu will beat you to death!"
As he said that, Yuchi Gong was about to roll up his sleeves and stand up to teach Zhang Feng a lesson. When Zhang Feng saw that, he quickly hid far away, afraid that this guy would flip out.
Thus, Zhang Feng shouted.
"You … Don't come over!"
"Do you believe that I'll tell sister-in-law that you …!"
When Yuchi Gong heard this, his arrogance immediately disappeared, and he became like a frosted eggplant. As expected, men were all afraid of women!
Seeing that Zhang Feng was threatening him, Yuchi Gong was flustered and exasperated.
"If you dare to tell Lao Tzu, don't think that you'll have it easy!"
Then, he sat down again and looked at Zhang Feng who was far away from him. He was really angry, so he turned his head and no longer argued with Zhang Feng about this matter.
Thus, he played with the soap in his hand and sniffed it from time to time. He could not help but exclaim that the soap was really good stuff. Then, he asked.
"Feng Zi, didn't you think of anything else when you set up this bathhouse?"
When Zhang Feng heard that, he was puzzled and could not help but ask.
"When I was bored, I set up a place to take a bath and soak in it every day!"
Yuchi Gong's eyes lit up. He thought to himself, 'Is this kid really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?'
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