"Hahaha, Fengzi, Fengzi, come out! Lao Tzu is here!"
The next morning.
Yuchi Gong arrived at Zhang Feng's residence early in the morning.
He went up to the door and banged on Zhang Feng's door.
Seeing this, Jia Daoren quickly went up and blocked Yuchi Gong. "Sir, you're here!"
When Yuchi Gong saw the situation, he smiled and said, "It turns out that this kid is still sleeping?"
Jia Daoren's face stiffened. He quickly explained, "No, no, no. Master is bathing. Please wait."
Bathing early in the morning?
Was this kid crazy?
Yuchi Gong knew that this guy was someone who could sleep until the sun shined on his butt. What time was it now? Why was he up?
Yuchi Gong couldn't help but be even more curious.
He asked, "Go, go, go. Hurry up and tell him to come out. I'm here to drink with him!"
Jia Daoren instantly felt a headache coming on.
If it was anyone else …
If they dared to say such words, they would have been beaten to a pulp. However, even if he was given a hundred guts, he wouldn't dare to fart in front of the man in front of him!
Who was this?
The god of war of the Tang Dynasty, a duke!
Thinking of this, Jia Daoren quickly smiled apologetically. "Master Yu, please wait a moment. I'll go get Master …"
"No need, I …"
Yuchi Gong was about to say that he would personally go and see if this kid had collapsed. After all, who could stand being accompanied by three beautiful women?
However, after thinking about it, he asked in a low voice, "Is Fengzi bathing alone?"
"Ah, yes."
Hearing Jia Daoren's words, Yuchi Gong's playful heart rose. "Fine, I'll go take a look. This kid is drowning."
"Master … Master Yu, this is not right …"
Jia Daoren was shocked. However, he didn't dare to offend either of the two masters. He could only follow behind Yuchi Gong anxiously.
Yuchi Gong knew Zhang Feng's residence like the back of his hand. After asking around, he arrived at the place where Zhang Feng was bathing. He slammed his palm on the door. Instantly, the door creaked.
"Feng Zi, you're not done yet?"
Zhang Feng, who was enjoying his bath, was shocked when he heard this. He accidentally slipped into the pool and drank a big mouthful of water. Zhang Feng was so angry that he pointed at the door and scolded, "F * ck you! What are you doing so early in the morning?"
"Hahaha, then I'm coming in!"
As he spoke, Yuchi Gong pushed open the door. ,
The door bolt should have been able to withstand the full force of a man in his prime, but in Yuchi Gong's hands, it was as if it was closed. With a push of his hand, the door fell down instantly.
Looking at the house filled with warm steam, Yuchi Gong felt as if he had seen an incredible treasure.
"Hey, what are you tinkering with this time?"
Zhang Feng, who had poked his head out of the pool, saw Yuchi Gong and was immediately enraged. He pointed at Yuchi Gong and scolded him.
"Damn you, you made Lao Tzu choke on water!"
Yuchi Gong immediately burst out laughing when he saw Zhang Feng's pathetic state.
"Hahaha …"
Zhang Feng rolled his eyes at Yuchi Gong, flicked his wet hair, and said indifferently.
"You uncouth fellow, what do you know? This is a bathhouse!" “
Yuchi Gong stared at Zhang Feng with wide eyes, his face full of confusion.
"What's this? Bathhouse? "
This kid was always tinkering with things that he didn't understand. He had never heard of a bathhouse before, so he was instantly curious.
He stood up and looked around the room. He looked to the east and looked to the west. From time to time, he would let out a cry of surprise.
"This is …"
The bathhouse was very big. Zhang Feng and Yuchi Gong were in the main pool. There were stairs leading down to the pool, and there was an entrance to the pool. Outside the pool was a smaller pool, and there was a big pot for heating the pool. The water would flow from the small pool into the big pool in the house through the entrance. There was also an outlet at the other end of the big pool to maintain the flow of the water.
Looking at the large pool before him, Yuchi Gong couldn't help but suck in a breath of cold air.
"Hiss —"
"Good lad, you actually didn't tell Lao Tzu that you had such a good thing!"
"Lao Tzu will bathe with you!"
"Hahaha …"
Zhang Feng exclaimed from the pool.
"Don't … Don't come down, your grandpa!"
Before he could finish his sentence, there was a splash!
There was a splash in the pool!
Yuchi Gong jumped into the pool, scaring Zhang Feng so much that he hurriedly climbed out of the pool. He looked at Yuchi Gong with disdain.
"Your grandpa, are you crazy?!"
Yuchi Gong was a military man, and he was always on the battlefield. Sometimes, he wouldn't be able to take a shower for months or even a year, so his body was often accompanied by a foul smell. This made Zhang Feng very disgusted. Zhang Feng loved cleanliness and would shower almost every day. How could he tolerate Yuchi Gong jumping into the pool? He immediately climbed out of the pool.
Seeing Zhang Feng climb out of the pool, Yuchi Gong cursed.
"You lad, don't tell me you think Lao Tzu stinks? You hid so far away! "
How dare you dislike Lao Tzu?
See if Lao Tzu won't pull you down to bathe with Lao Tzu. As he spoke, he rushed out of the pool and walked towards Zhang Feng.
Seeing that Yuchi Gong was about to pull him away, he was so scared that he hurriedly ran away, cursing as he ran.
"Your grandpa, what are you trying to do?"
"Motherf * cker … Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me, I'll f * cking come down, okay?!"
"F * ck, get away from me."
However, how could Zhang Feng outrun Yuchi Gong, who was skilled in martial arts? He was caught on the spot and pulled into the pool.
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