"Whether they can survive or not depends on luck. Many people can't hold on," Su Yun said. "Otherwise, why would the bloodletting therapy be abolished?"
As he said that, the corner of his mouth revealed an extremely sarcastic smile. "Boss, do you know who our ancestor is?"
"Don't talk nonsense. If you say Bian Que or Hua Tuo, I'll admit it. If you say it's a hairdresser, I won't admit it," Zheng Ren said absent-mindedly as he looked at the medical record.
How did it have anything to do with hairdressers? Tang Haitao's mind was full of the barber shop near his home. Every time he went to have his hair cut, Teacher Tony would ask him to apply for a card.
Moreover, hair cuts were becoming more and more expensive now. His son's hair was cut by himself. After all, he had rotated in the neurosurgery department. He could not cut it well, but he could not cut it badly either. It was just skin preparation. What was so difficult about it?
"President Tang, in the past, Western medicine paid attention to bloodletting. It was all done by the monks of the church. It's a long story. There are many strange stories. I'll tell you when I have time. " Su Yun smiled and said, "Later, in the twelfth century, Pope Alexander III handed this glorious and sacred mission to the people."
"…"
Tang Haitao was stunned by Su Yun's words.
"Do you remember the rotating tricolor pillar in front of the barber shop?"
"Yes," Tang Haitao said blankly.
"Red refers to arterial blood. Blue refers to venous blood. White is the base color. Don't worry about it, "Su Yun said." At that time, the barber was a part-time doctor. Do you think the status of doctors is high? I was the first to express my dissatisfaction. If we say that we are in the service industry, we really can't compete with others. "
Su Yun's tone was almost infinite sarcasm. He had always been silently criticizing the hospital's emphasis on service.
"Speak properly. Don't be sarcastic." Zheng Ren flipped through a page of the medical record and said in a deep voice, "But you're right. It's wrong to classify a high-end technical industry as a service industry."
"Is it wrong just because you say it's wrong? Tu Youyou, Teacher Tu isn't even an academician. What's the point? Is a Nobel Prize that great? If you have the ability, get another one, "Su Yun shouted.
Tang Haitao broke into a sweat. He had the ability to win another Nobel Prize, and Teacher Tu wasn't even an academician … He did not dare to answer either of these two topics.
"I'm just a clinician. I just need to treat patients and save people. The unconscious behavior of the group will correct many mistakes after many years. "
"It's also possible to go further and further." Su Yun argued.
Tang Haitao was anxious when he heard them arguing. He immediately said with a smile, "Boss Zheng, Brother Yun, what happened to the barber?"
"Eh? You still haven't forgotten? " Su Yun raised his head, looked at Tang Haitao, and asked: "Is shaving your head more important, or is it more important that you sit here and not be killed one day?"
"…"
"Speak properly." Zheng Ren said, "Chief Tang, barbers have developed a complete set of operating procedures and tools for bloodletting. The blades used to cut blood vessels are called 'lancets'. The famous British medical journal 'Lancet' was named after the blades used for bloodletting."
"Boss, the lancet that you use is supposed to be used to shave people's heads." Su Yun did not know why he was in a bad mood, so he said sarcastically.
"Edward IV established the first barbers' union in 1462, granting its members the right to cut hair and perform surgery in London."
Tang Haitao did not expect the ancestor of surgeons to be barbers. No wonder Boss Zheng had said that.
"However, there was a group of radical surgeons who dug up dead bodies in cemeteries and studied human anatomy. To put it more seriously, they were called black wizards at that time, "Zheng Ren said," They firmly despised barbers and surgeons, and the two groups were at loggerheads. "
Tang Haitao was speechless.
"After 200 years of competition, many people died, and barbers stopped performing surgery."
"I didn't expect foreigners to be so ignorant back then," Tang Haitao muttered.
"If not for the alchemists accidentally discovering the reverberatory furnace and triggering a series of reactions that led to the Industrial Revolution, they would have been a group of barbarians," Su Yun said disdainfully.
"More or less. Western medicine's bloodletting is different from Chinese medicine's acupuncture. It's nonsense," Zheng Ren said. "Bloodletting … You know about the Declaration of Independence, right?"
Tang Haitao did not know why bloodletting was related to the Declaration of Independence.
“Benjamin
Rush was the only doctor in the Declaration of Independence, and he knew how to use bloodletting. "Zheng Ren smiled." Washington was killed by bloodletting. "
"Actually, Chinese medicine was much more reliable than Western medicine back then," Su Yun said.
"In ancient times, emperors didn't live long. Humans still needed to improve," Zheng Ren said.
"The emperor died early because of something else. After Jiajing succeeded the throne, he would rather make pills and eat heavy metals than listen to the imperial doctors. He killed the imperial doctors three times. It has nothing to do with medical skills. It's all about the human heart. What you said doesn't make sense. I think Chinese medicine was more reliable than Western medicine, at least until the 18th century. "
"Let's not talk about bloodletting. Washington had a sore throat. First he used leeches, then Zebra. In the end, it didn't work, so he let out 2300ml of blood. The one who did it was Benjamin, Rush.
Rush。”
"And the result?"
"Who wouldn't die after letting out 2300ml of blood?" Su Yun said disdainfully.
"Then there was a yellow fever, Benjamin.
Countless people died from Rush's bloodletting. It was discovered by a reporter. After that, a Scottish military officer called Hamilton researched bloodletting. He experimented on sick soldiers and found that it only made them die quickly. Other than that, it had no other effect. "
"Blood letting is rare in our country. In TCM, blood letting is done by inserting a few milliliters of blood into the acupuncture points. But recently, pseudoscience has appeared again. It's possible that it has never disappeared. It's been around since the arm-flick therapy, "Su Yun said.
"Yes, the patient just now had all ten fingers covered in shallow knife marks. Also, if the perpetrator was rational, he wouldn't bring a knife to the hospital to provoke others, "Zheng Ren said matter-of-factly.
"He wanted to save people. I think he brought a knife because he thought there were germs on the knife and wanted the doctor to examine it. In fact, the patient had high blood pressure and cerebral hemorrhage … By the way, how much cerebral hemorrhage was the patient? "Su Yun asked.
"40ml, it's already on the operating table."
"Good, that's good," Zheng Ren said. "High blood pressure causes dizziness, and pain stimulation causes blood pressure to increase further. In the end, cerebral hemorrhage occurs. The logic is very simple."
Tang Haitao was embarrassed. He had occasionally seen Boss Zheng look at patients, especially the group of patients who had accidentally eaten pig thyroid food poisoning. However, after experiencing it personally, he realized that both Boss Zheng and Brother Yun were really monstrous figures. No wonder they could win the Nobel Prize.
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