Seeing that Ao Li had paid for his food and hard work, Xu Shenxing reluctantly agreed to help the little fatty lose weight.
However, what he didn't expect was that the harmless-looking little fatty immediately started yelling after Ao Li left.
"Mortal over there, I don't know what you've done to deceive my royal brother, but I'm not a busybody. Don't provoke me during this period of time, and I'm too lazy to care about you." He crossed his legs high and said with an old man's face, "When my brother comes, you just have to tell him honestly that I just have a big skeleton and can't do anything about it. I'll go my way, and you'll go your own way, understand? "
"No matter how big your skeleton is, it can't turn into a ball, right?"
Xu Shenxing ridiculed with a funny face.
He even spoke English. He had a bit of self-awareness as a mythical creature unique to the Celestial Empire …
"Ah, a mere mortal actually dares to talk back!"
The little fatty rolled up his sleeves and raised two fingers, "Do you believe that I'll pierce your eyes with a pair of dragons playing with a pearl?"
Xu Shenxing felt that this operation was a bit familiar at first, and then he remembered that during the previous riot, he seemed to have used a similar action to pierce the head of a roe owl clone in the snack bar.
So he reached out his right hand, grabbed the other party's raised fingers, and gently bent them.
"Ow ow ow! It's broken, it's going to break! My fingers are going to break! Let go! "
"So can you be obedient now?"
Xu Shenxing let go of his right hand and asked with a smile.
"What kind of man is a sudden attack!"
The fat kid blew on his swollen fingers, refusing to admit his mistake.
"Oh, then I'm going to do it again."
So Xu Shenxing said.
"Come on, I'm not afraid of you!"
The little fatty jumped back and thought that he had kept a safe distance from Xu Shenxing, so he sneered.
In the next moment, Old Xu appeared in front of him, and his right hand pinched his head like a vise, lifting him up from the sofa.
"It's going to explode, it's going to explode! My … my brain is trembling! "
His hands desperately tried to pull Old Xu's hands away, but his weak strength was obviously not going to be of much use.
"Do you admit defeat?"
Xu Shenxing asked calmly.
"Hmph … I, Lord Fatty, am already used to this kind of pain. Your methods are no longer effective on me … Gah?! That wasn't even the greatest effort?! "
"It's second gear now."
"What's the highest?"
"About eight quadrillion Ganges sand, I guess."
"That doesn't sound like a number anymore! Gaaaaaaah —! "
"Now you're in third gear … By the way, when you're in fifth gear, your brain juice will gush out like a watermelon in a juicer."
"You, you think I, Lord Fatty, will give in just like that?"
"Let me give you a hint."
Xu Shenxing didn't get angry because of the other party's stubbornness. He just continued speaking indifferently.
"What?"
"Recently, I've had some problems controlling my own strength. If I'm not careful, my hand will slip."
"I admit defeat."
The other party replied decisively.
So Xu Shenxing also let go of his vise.
It wasn't until then that the fat boy fell to the ground. He held his head that was about to be squeezed out of shape and cried out in pain.
"Since you've already admitted defeat, then obediently do as I say, do you understand?"
"But I refuse!"
The fat boy immediately retorted.
Seeing Xu Shenxing's right hand open again, he rolled and crawled behind the sofa.
"Admitting defeat and being convinced are two different things. You were the one making the moves just now. If you have the guts, take one of my moves!"
He stuck half of his head out from behind the sofa and continued to be stubborn.
Xu Shenxing thought for a moment and nodded. "Okay, then make your move."
Hearing Old Xu's words, the fat boy immediately became energetic.
He pulled a certain distance away from Xu Shenxing — from this point of view, this guy didn't learn his lesson at all — and then made a magical shockwave movement with his hands, looking like 'I'm shaking before casting a spell'.
But after waiting for a long time, Xu Shenxing couldn't help but yawn. The other party's big move wasn't ready yet.
"When will you be ready?"
"Damn it, I haven't used this move for too long. I accidentally misdirected my meridians just now and am suffering from Qi Deviation … Wait a moment …"
"…"
Why does the feeling of relieving Qi Deviation feel like debugging …
Xu Shenxing, who was half illiterate in the cultivation system of the Celestial Empire, was dumbfounded.
Just as Old Xu was considering whether to simply make a cup of tea (or plain water) and read the newspaper to pass the time, the fat boy's eyes suddenly lit up.
He shouted, "There's an opportunity!"
A wave of pure water elemental magic power was like a vast ocean, majestically transforming into a force far greater than ordinary tsunamis that blasted towards Xu Shenxing who was caught off guard!
This move was called 'Boundless Sea'. It was majestic and contained the spirit of swallowing all things. In addition, the sea was unpredictable, and so was this move. Once this move was released, no one knew where it came from, and it was very scary!
Then it was caught by Xu Shenxing's palm, pinched and threw into the wastepaper basket.
"Damn it?!"
The fat boy saw that the situation was bad and turned to run, but Xu Shenxing appeared in front of him in the blink of an eye and pinched his forehead with his right hand like a vise!
"It's going to explode, it's going to explode! My big … brain is trembling! "
It wasn't that the author was copying and pasting to make up the word count, but this scene was really no different from before …
"So now you're convinced?"
"Eat sh * t, mortal! Even if I, Ao Yi, am beaten to death and my body is thrown into the smelly ditch, I will never listen to a mortal! "
"I don't know if you've heard of this saying before."
"Hmph, I've heard a lot of threats, you can't scare me!"
"Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the earth."
"…"
"… (salivating)"
"I'm convinced."
☆
"Brother, are you planning to raise a ball python?"
When Chiyuketsu returned to Sakura's apartment, he saw a chubby … lizard-like creature running in circles in the living room. There was something like a can tied to its tail, and when it ran, there was a clanking sound. It was quite lively.
"Snakes don't have legs."
Mo Li, who went shopping with Chiyuketsu, corrected him seriously.
After a pause, she added, "Except for the Hydra."
"Why is Mo Li's examples always so subtle and extreme?"
Chihaya Fukayama, who had been watching the fat snake for a while, complained softly, "And ball pythons refer to curling up into a ball, but this thing is fat like a ball. They don't have the same meaning …"
As the sky gradually darkened, the girls who went out to work in Sakura's apartment gradually returned home.
"Is this an ingredient for dinner?" Asahi Sakurakonji, who had just returned home, looked at the fat snake and frowned, "I don't know much about using lizards to cook. Why don't we braise it, I know a little about braising. Or we can even fry it into tempura with a coat … "
When the fat snake heard this, it ran even faster with its four chubby little legs.
After the dog girl's gaze followed the fat snake a few times, she couldn't help but chase after it …
Sakura's apartment was suddenly in chaos.
Only when Qin Xingyan came back, he silently looked at the fat snake under the dog girl's feet for a few minutes, then quietly asked Xu Shenxing.
"Senpai … Why do I feel like this thing is a bit like a dragon?"
"Because it's a dragon."
Xu Shenxing spread out his hands and answered rather casually.
"Senpai, why do you always like to tell these kinds of lame jokes? How can a dragon be so fat? " Qin Xingyan looked at the lizard again and shook his head, "Even the roots of the Western dragons aren't this fat, right? If the dragons on our side really look like that, my worldview is going to crumble again … "
By the way, the last time this girl's worldview collapsed was when she saw the Earth God of Jiang Jin, which was the mushroom-headed loli, acting like a sloppy otaku.
After that, it took her nearly a month to convince herself to accept reality, and she successfully hypnotized herself by saying, "I'm a cultivator of immortality, which is different from becoming a god through incense. I definitely won't become like that."
Because little Chiyuketsu was still here, Old Xu didn't tell her the truth, so he just shrugged.
After that, he spent a lot of effort to make Sakurakonji understand that this thing was not an ingredient. This prevented Sakura Apartment's dining table from having dishes such as braised dragon meat or dragon king tempura, which sounded subtle and appetizing.
Working and earning money played a considerable role in improving the living conditions of Sakura Apartment. At least, dinner wasn't as shabby as before — Sakurakonji specially made sumo hotpot.
Because of the extra income from Brother Dragon, Xu Shenxing also extravagantly replaced the electric fan with an air conditioner during dinner time.
This made Yue Zhengjing exclaim, "F * ck, I didn't know this shitty apartment had an air conditioner!"
Well, it hadn't been turned on for nearly three years, but the air conditioner was still working. It was really tough …
While the landlord and tenants of Sakura Apartment were happily eating sumo hotpot and enjoying the air conditioner, Fatty Dragon looked at the thing in front of him with a bitter expression.
It was a dog bowl with shredded cucumbers in it.
For some reason, there was a spicy strip in the shredded cucumbers. He didn't know if Xu Shenxing thought the color was too plain and put it in as a decoration, or if the innocent girl accidentally dropped it in when she ate the spicy strip.
I'm the Dragon King, when have I ever eaten such a spicy meal!
Fat Dragon almost burst into tears. 'If not, I can even accept some dog food. What the hell is a cucumber?'
Da Hei, who was charging next to him, silently looked at him for a moment, then took out a Nan Energy Condensing Ring, "Do you want some batteries?"
"…"
Fatty Dragon was speechless.
I can't live like this anymore!
He thought to himself as he bit off a shredded cucumber with a crisp chewing sound.
This place was simply hell on earth.
As the Dragon King, he had to break out of prison.
☆
To be honest, Old Xu didn't particularly care about Ao Yi. Instead, he was too lazy to care about this guy most of the time. He just gave him a bunch of weight-loss tasks and left him alone.
However, for some reason, every time Ao Yi slacked off in Xu Shenxing's blind spot, he would always be caught by him.
This way, he would naturally receive more punishment exercises. Then, Ao Yi would continue to think of ways to slack off in the blind spot, but he would always be caught … This vicious cycle continued. By the time Old Xu went upstairs to rest, Ao Yi had accumulated nearly 40,000 push-ups and 1,300 kilometers of running.
If Ao Yi refused to admit it and didn't carry out the punishment activities, he would naturally receive Xu Shenxing's punishment of 'almost having his head blown off'.
After just one day, Ao Yi felt that his brain had become three times smaller than before because of Xu Shenxing's pinching. The proof was that his head seemed to be smaller than when he first arrived …
It wasn't until this time that Ao Yi realized why his brother sent him here to lose weight. Because even if he was serious and used all his strength, he wouldn't be able to beat the person supervising him. And if that person was a little more serious, he would be able to turn him into a dragon jerky.
Although Ao Yi could also see that the mortal valued something more, such as his sister. From what he observed today, his sister didn't even know that there were supernatural creatures in this world. This was probably the result of the mortal's overprotection.
If he suddenly transformed into a human and kidnapped the mortal's sister, he might be able to force the mortal to submit.
However, Ao Yi wouldn't do that. Firstly, his pride as the Dragon King prevented him from doing such a despicable act. Secondly, Xu Shenxing's ability to appear in front of him in an instant made him afraid. What if he angered the other party and that guy really crushed his head? Judging from the current situation, even his brother was most likely not a match for this guy.
In just one day, Xu Shenxing's terrifying figure had been deeply engraved in Ao Yi's young (compared to the dragon race) heart.
But this didn't mean that Ao Yi had given in.
— — Can't I run if I can't beat him?!
After pretending to sleep for half an hour and making sure that no one was coming downstairs, he quietly climbed up the counter, opened the window and crawled out.
Everything went smoothly beyond Ao Yi's expectations.
"Lord Fatty is free!"
Once he crawled out of the anti-theft window, he stood upright like a double-crowned lizard and ran out with his two short legs.
In the end, the round figure completely disappeared into the alley in the night.
Only the sound of dogs barking from afar added some noise to this quiet night.
☆
"Landlord," Mo Li, who was playing games in Xu Shenxing's room, suddenly raised his head, "Your lizard ran away."
"I know."
Half lying on the bed, Xu Shenxing, who was playing Tank Wars with Mo Li, accidentally blew up his home. He grimaced and pressed the button to restart the game, then casually said, "That guy can't run away, my spirit ghost is following him."
"Why did you do that? Landlord, don't you hate trouble? "
"Because it's very interesting." Xu Shenxing yawned and replied, "I've been a bit bored recently."
"Landlord, that's because I'm invincible."
"You get it if you're fast, you don't get it if you're slow."
"…"
"Mo Li, you paused time just now, right?"
"Landlord, you're mistaken."
"Don't be so serious when playing a game …"
"I don't want to be called that by the landlord."
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