With such a big thing happening in Jiang Jin, it was difficult to hide it even if they wanted to. If they didn't want another Tianqi explosion or Tunguska explosion to cover up the truth, they could only use some special methods.
Fortunately, there was a bug in Jiang Jin, Mo Li.
Although large-scale brainwashing was not easy to do, if the meme was used to subtly modify the memories of Jiang Jin and the nearby residents, it would be no problem for the little guy to do something.
As for the state organs, there was also the super administrative office to deal with it.
Therefore, a day later, the national 5A scenic area silently added a statue of the goddess of Jiang Jin …
Because they hid Song Yu's existence, Su Wei's status was once again raised and she sat firmly on the top seat of Shaoying Entertainment.
It was just that Shaoying Entertainment couldn't jump around in a short period of time because more than 30% of the people in it suddenly died. How could Shaoying Entertainment's competitors let go of such an opportunity? Therefore, Shaoying Entertainment was immediately splashed with dirty water. When it came to black-hearted enterprises, Shaoying Entertainment took the lead and left the second place, Fu Erkang, who didn't even know how many streets behind them.
As mentioned before, Old Xu could follow the net line … Ahem, I meant the karma line to slash people. Although this was the first time he used chopsticks to slash people, the results were pretty good. Almost all of the Roe Owl's clones were slashed to death by his sword.
Originally, these troublesome matters had been resolved. In theory, people's lives should be back on track.
However, there were still some people whose lives were still in a state of derailment.
No, rather than saying that it was derailment, it was more accurate to say that it directly rushed out of the tracks and onto the highway, heading straight for the Tibetan Plateau.
For example, Chen Tuwa's dream was to be an ordinary person, earn some money, get a wife, and live a peaceful life.
In the end, he inexplicably formed a contract with a sword. Therefore, not only did he become a non-staff member of the Supernatural Management Office, but his life was also getting further and further away from his dreams.
Recently, there was even a hot celebrity who kept running to his house … Su Wei wasn't like Song Yu who had left the entertainment industry and lost her popularity. When it came to the Little Diva of the music industry, she was still a popular candidate — and possibly the only candidate.
In short, Chen Tuwa felt that his underwear was about to be exposed by the paparazzi … Why was it so difficult to live a peaceful life?
Of course, this has nothing to do with our protagonist, Xu Shenxing.
When the dust settled, Old Xu suddenly realized that he was free again.
Even though Jiang Jin University was about to start, the period before school started was actually the most idle … University students didn't have summer homework to do …
Just when Old Xu was bored to death at home, an unexpected guest suddenly came to his door.
"… Who is it?"
When Old Xu opened the door, he saw a guy in a black suit who looked like the SWAT officer he had beaten up in the Shaxian snack shop. Old Xu subconsciously thought that the other party was a Roe Owl who had survived. 'Did he come here specifically to challenge me?' Old Xu almost sent him flying with a kick.
"You don't recognize me?" The man pretended to comb his hair and then revealed a strange smile like a domineering CEO.
"Sorry, my family doesn't need any special service …" Xu Shenxing closed the door in disgust.
"Special service my ass! At least I helped you a few days ago, I'm Ao Li! Let's not talk about favors or anything, is it really okay to just forget about it? "
The other party immediately grabbed the door frame and complained with an embarrassed face.
"Ao Li …"
Xu Shenxing pondered for a moment and then nodded, "Oh, I remember now, it's the one who wrestled in Centaurus."
"Remember my ass! You've completely forgotten about it. You just found a random person to brush me off! "
"Oh, I remember now, it's the one who wrestled in Oravia."
"No way! How much do you care about wrestling! Is it just my imagination? Why do I feel that the wrestling you're talking about is really weird?! "
"… No, um, it's just your imagination."
"You just said 'no' in a very low voice, right? It's really not my imagination, right? "
"You're so noisy, Brother Long."
"Didn't I just remember —!"
No more idle chatter.
"Anyway, I came to you this time to ask for your help."
After calming down a little, Ao Li explained his intention to Xu Shenxing.
"Sorry, Brother Long, I may not be able to help."
"I haven't said anything yet!"
"Take it easy, if you want to live a good life, you have to be a cuckold …"
"I didn't say that to you!"
Ao Li looked like he was about to be annoyed to death by Xu Shenxing, "After so many years, I've already gotten over it. Hmph, the worldly affairs can't shake my heart anymore!"
"Then even if I tell the former Earth God that when I went to find you two days ago, you were flirting with a student in a bar, it's okay?"
"I'm the great Lishui Dragon King, I've never been afraid of other people's threats! You want money or power, just name it! "
Aren't you scared right now?!
"So what are you doing here this time?"
After having enough fun, Xu Shenxing curiously asked the other party, "Hurry up and tell me, or I'll close the door and kick you out."
"You're the one who keeps interrupting and not letting me say it!"
Ao Li was about to burst into tears. He even began to wonder if he had made a mistake by coming to this guy for help.
While talking, Xu Shenxing had already opened the door and let Ao Li walk into the hallway.
It was only after that that the thing behind Ao Li appeared in front of Xu Shenxing.
It was a meatball.
No, if you looked carefully, it was a little fat boy that looked like a meatball …
"What kind of monster is this?" Old Xu Shenxing poked the little fat boy's head and asked Ao Li, while the little fat boy bit Xu Shenxing's finger in dissatisfaction.
"This is my … uh, he should be from the same generation as my cousin."
Ao Li hesitated for a moment before looking at Xu Shenxing, who was holding the little fat boy's head with one hand and lifting him up, and said, "Also, if you don't let go, he's going to die …"
"Don't worry, he won't die so easily. When I crushed the head of a western lizard, its legs continued to twitch."
"That's just a simple knee reaction after death …"
After a while, Old Xu brought them to the living room.
The little fat boy with a red palm print on his forehead jumped onto the sofa mercilessly.
As a result, Old Xu could only hear an ear-piercing creaking sound coming from his weather-beaten sofa, which was accompanied by the sound of many wood fibers snapping...
Old Xu's face suddenly turned pale, for fear that the little fat boy would collapse his sofa.
"Actually, I hope you can help my cousin lose weight."
At this time, Ao Li hesitantly spoke of his purpose in a low voice.
"If you want to lose weight, go find a fitness trainer, why are you looking for me?"
Xu Shenxing replied while feeling distressed for his sofa.
"I did, but it's useless." Ao Li looked embarrassed.
"Is it a rebound after losing weight?"
Xu Shenxing recalled the precautions for losing weight that he seemed to have read before. Unfortunately, he probably didn't need to lose weight in this life. At the same time, he asked Ao Li.
"No, it's the trainer who can't beat him …"
"…"
Why does it have to be based on the premise that he can't beat him? Are you really looking for a fitness trainer and not a fighting trainer or something like that?
Without waiting for Old Xu to ask, Ao Li told him the whole story.
This little fat boy was called Ao Yi, the Dragon King in a big lake in Jiangxi.
After the Lishui River changed its course, it would also pass through there, so the two of them knew each other.
But later, the lake was intercepted and turned into a scenic spot. The lake was full of released fish and turtles, and almost every day, people threw a lot of fish feed into the lake.
Over time, as the Dragon King of the lake, Ao Yi became fat like the fish in the lake.
Some time ago, Ao Li happened to have some free time, so he specially went to the lake to visit the other party. As a result, he was frightened by the other party's appearance …
How was this like a f * cking dragon? It was simply a fat water snake that had lost its dreams!
"So, big brother, don't worry about me. At worst, I'll become a Fei Yue (a kind of monster in the Classic of Mountains and Seas)!"
The fat boy, on the other hand, seemed to be very open-minded.
Gu Yue, Fatty Yue didn't get that name because he was fat, okay!
"You see, even he said so himself, why do you still care about him?"
Xu Shenxing shrugged and asked Ao Li.
Ao Li was silent for a long time, then he sighed and replied, "There used to be countless people of the Water Clan in the world. Almost every day, there were people of our clan in the rivers and lakes … But today, there are not many people left. No matter what, Ao Yi is still a member of my clan. Now that the spiritual energy is scarce and the world is difficult, it's better to help if I can … "
"Did any disaster happen in this world?" Xu Shenxing could not help but ask.
According to the Earth God Loli, the immortals of the Mythological Era seemed to have disappeared. Even the Earth God had become extremely rare. Thinking about it, some disaster must have happened.
"This … I'm not too sure what happened in the Immortal World." Ao Li thought for a moment, then frowned and replied, "But other than the disappearance of the ancient water, my clan members were either killed by the stench of sewage or by the chemical wastewater …"
"…"
"Sigh, even I have to do some things that go against my conscience in order to keep the Li River clean. I remember that two months ago, I used a camouflage to become a steamed old man of a minority ethnic group and mobilized the people to lie in front of a chemical factory. That solved the problem of the chemical factory discharging sewage upstream of my Li River … "
"How do I put it …" Although Old Xu was not responsible for the extinction of the Dragon Clan, he still had a subtle desire to apologize. "It's really hard on you."
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