"Brother Yi, that's Monkey and the other four! Let's go and teach them a lesson today! "Fatty walked in front of a person.
Yi Feng looked at Monkey, who was as thin as a match and could be blown away by a gust of wind. He laughed secretly in his heart, "You really live up to your nickname, Monkey!"
"Fat pig, why are you blocking my way? Are you looking for a beating?" Monkey saw that the person blocking him was someone he had defeated and laughed loudly.
"Monkey, don't be too proud. In the past, you could barely defeat me because you had more people. But this time, I invited Brother Yi. You are definitely not our match! "Fatty said proudly.
"Haha, fat pig. Your men came in waves, one after another. Are you sure you are not a good-for-nothing this time? "The skinny Monkey laughed loudly and looked at Fatty with disdain.
"Hmph! You will only know after you try. Brother Yi, show him who's boss! "Fatty obviously could not stand Monkey's provocation and said to Yi Feng.
"Show him who's boss! Sure! You guys listen carefully! I will recite a poem for you guys! 'The lady's surname is Qi, she went up the tree to pluck the pear. The wind blew her skirt up, revealing the good stuff. '"Yi Feng looked at Monkey provocatively. Competing with me in poetry, isn't he looking for a beating?!
"Pfft …" Yi Liu almost spat out the tea he was about to drink. He gave his second brother a thumbs up.
F * ck, you guys are competing on erotic poems?!
After Fatty heard this, he laughed wildly and said, "Monkey, how is it? Isn't this brother of mine a great talent?! Comparing erotic poems, my side is definitely going to win today!
Monkey finally looked at Yi Feng seriously. This great talent with erotic words. He really could not compare! However, he could not stand Fatty's provocation!
"Fat pig, let's compete. Do you think I'm afraid of you? Listen carefully! 'Last night, sleeping with my husband, I was caught with my feet facing the sky when I was eating. Little Anunu was like a fish in deep water, grasping only the waist. Lovers are like boats stranded on a river, only catching the back of the boat! 'I did it the day before yesterday. What do you think?! "After Monkey finished reciting, he looked at Fatty provocatively.
"Thud …" Just as Monkey finished speaking, the sound of people falling to the ground rang out. One by one, they looked at the ten people who were confronting each other in astonishment. 'F * ck, what do these two bastards think the poetry gathering is? They were actually competing in poetry?!
Yi Feng's two poems caused the talented girls' faces to turn red. They couldn't help but spit at the few of them!
On the other hand, Duke Xiao, who was sitting on the rostrum, was sweating profusely. He prayed in his heart: Oh, Feng. You're not really competing in erotic poems, are you?!
Duke Xiao saw that Yi Feng was about to say something, so he hurried over and said, "Feng, if you want to compete, you can do it next time! This is a poetry gathering, and there are so many talented people here. You guys are offending public decency! "
"Weathered my ass! Duke Xiao, don't tell me you've never written such a poem before? Isn't erotic poems a part of poetry? We're all men, and we all know. You don't have to bother. Today, I'll represent Fatty and beat up this bunch of people! "
Yi Feng's words immediately made Duke Xiao blush. Fatty, who was adding insult to injury, hissed, "Oh … So Duke Xiao is also a kindred spirit!"
Yi Feng ignored Duke Xiao and turned to Monkey, saying, "You still have some ability. Listen well! 'My husband rowed the boat, my sister rowed the boat. How bumpy the waves were. My sister's blocking of the boat relied on my husband to draw the water. The more my husband rowed the boat, the happier I was! '"
A few more people fell to the ground. A good boat-rocking poem, when recited under the current circumstances, immediately became a classic erotic poem! The men all looked at Yi Feng with adoration, while the women all blushed and spat at Yi Feng. But later, they couldn't help but turn to look at Yi Feng.
This made Yi Feng laugh in his heart. So these talented women are all the type!
Monkey was obviously an expert. Without thinking, he opened his mouth and recited, "Brother Love, don't break your slave's body, delicate little thing …"
However, before Monkey could finish reciting his poem, someone roared, "Shut up!"
Yi Feng and the rest turned to look, and saw that the four great talents had already come down from the rostrum. Among them, Murong Heida was glaring fiercely at Monkey!
Monkey was stunned. He seemed to be very afraid of Murong Heida, and actually stopped.
The four great talents took a few big steps and walked in front of Monkey, saying, "Do you still know how to write 'erotic'?"
When Yi Feng heard this, he was instantly unhappy. Didn't this bastard scold him as well?
Damn it! He hated sanctimonious people the most. With his skills as a doctor, he could naturally see that the four great talents were overindulging. On the other hand, although Fatty and the rest looked wretched, they were full of yang energy!
As a man, Yi Feng never hated men being lecherous. But he hated hypocrites. Especially pretentious ones. So when he saw him scold Monkey, he snorted and stood in front of Monkey, saying indifferently, "What?! What does our poem have to do with you? "
The four great talents glanced at Yi Feng, their eyes changing, especially Yi Gaosheng. He vaguely knew Yi Feng's identity, and he also knew a little about Yi Feng's rumors. The whole family had discussed him many times!
When they saw Duke Xiao's attitude towards Yi Feng, they naturally didn't dare to scold Yi Feng. But they vented their anger on Monkey and Fatty!
"Hmph! Lowly people like you can also participate in the poetry meet. You are simply a disgrace to us! "Murong Heida said angrily, completely ignoring Yi Feng's words!
"Damn! I hate pretentious people the most! Damn it, a hypocrite like you is showing off in front of me! Believe it or not, I will beat you up! "
This sentence immediately caused an uproar in the crowd. Who the hell is this kid? He actually dared to speak to the four great talents in such a manner!
Although the four great talents were apprehensive of Yi Feng's unclear identity, how could they endure such provocation at the poetry meet?
"What did you say?" The few of them roared angrily in unison.
"I said, don't make a fool of yourself in front of me. Scram to the side!"
Yi Feng's words made the fatty and the others worship him greatly. They felt very comfortable in their hearts. They had long wanted to scold these pretentious talents, but they didn't dare to do so due to their power. Now that someone stood up for them, they all clapped their hands!
"Good, good, good! You have guts! "Murong Heida forgot that this was a poetry meet, and his fighting aura was faintly surging. Obviously, he wanted to duel with Yi Feng.
"Brother Murong! You can't … "Yi Gaosheng was shocked and quickly stopped Murong Heida. He knew how strong Yi Feng was! He could even severely injure a King level person. Murong Heida was nothing!
"Brother Murong, this is a poetry meet. Don't tell me you want to be a barbarian here!"
Yi Gaosheng's words made Murong Heida react. He snorted, looked at Yi Feng, and sneered, "If you aren't a coward, why don't you have a duel with me?"
"Duel?! Sure, you can pick any of the civil and military officials! However, I like to raise the stakes! "Yi Feng said indifferently.
This sentence immediately made everyone look at Yi Feng in astonishment. They didn't think that Yi Feng would dare to accept Murong Heida's challenge!
"Oh, right! If you think you alone aren't enough. You four trash can come together. I don't care! "
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