Under Yi Feng's slender tiger sword, Li You's beautiful brocade robe was torn apart in an instant. It seemed that Yi Feng was not satisfied. He dug up a few handfuls of dust on the ground and touched Li You's body. In less than half a minute, Li You looked even more like a beggar than a beggar!
Li You looked at the beggar robe on his body and felt like crying. He glared at Yi Feng and said, "This is the robe you were talking about?"
Yi Feng rolled his eyes at Li You and ignored his words. He grabbed a strip of cloth on Li You's body and pulled. Immediately, Yi Feng tore off a cloth bag. While Li You was still in shock, Yi Feng tied the robe around Li You's waist, leaving two long cloth bags dangling on the left side of his waist!
"Cough, it's just that there are no cloth bags. Otherwise, with nine of them, you would be the Beggar Sect's nine-bag elder!" Yi Feng said regretfully.
Li You looked at his brocade robe, which looked like it had been bitten by a dog. He glared at Yi Feng with his child-like eyes again.
"This is the robe you designed for me?" Li You gritted his teeth and said.
Yi Feng rolled his eyes at Li You and said with dissatisfaction, "What do you know? Do you see the two holes next to your buttocks? Look at the vicissitudes of time. The perfect combination of the belt and the cloth strips. This is a mix of art. The dust on your robe will only add to your tattered appearance. If you add a bit of melancholy to it, you might be able to understand the mystery behind it. You know that women have maternal instincts. Your decadent and depraved feeling will only arouse their desire to protect you! "
After hearing that, Li You's eyes lit up and he looked at himself from head to toe. The more he looked, the more he felt that Yi Feng's words made sense.
"Big Brother, I'm sorry. I didn't understand the deeper meaning behind it, so I misunderstood you! "Li You touched himself up and down. After listening to Yi Feng's explanation, he was deeply satisfied. The more he looked at this beggar robe, the more he felt that it was the trend of the times.
When Yi Feng saw Li You's expression, he couldn't help but snicker inwardly. Who would have thought that the beggar from his previous life would be so popular in this world? If he were to design the perfect mix and match fashion of Brother Sharp, everyone would be stunned!
"Little Brother. He remembered. You have to pretend to be deep and melancholy. This is the easiest way to get a woman! "Yi Feng patted Li You's shoulder and reminded him seriously.
"Listening to Big Brother's words is better than reading ten limited editions!" Li You exclaimed. "Big Brother, I'll acknowledge you as my master!"
"There's no need to formally acknowledge me as your master, but it's still fine for us to exchange pointers. When your big brother was three years old, he used a stick of sugar-coated haws in exchange for a woman's first kiss. When he was four years old, he let an 18-year-old woman share a bath with me. By the time I was five years old, I was already studying the art of the human body. By the time I was six years old, I had pretty much figured out the differences between men and women. By the time I was thirteen, I was already armed with a gun. Now, I can tell a woman's weight, measurements, and so on just by looking at her. I've already reached the realm of butchering a cow! "
Following Yi Feng's words, Li You's eyes filled with admiration. In the end, he threw himself on the ground and kowtowed to Yi Feng. "Big Brother, please accept me as your disciple!"
"Aiya, Little Brother, what are you doing? This is the truth. Besides, I don't usually accept disciples! "Yi Feng held Li You back and said seriously.
"Big Brother, if you have any requests, just say it. You must accept me as your disciple! "Li You's heart was filled with admiration. As a virgin, it wasn't easy for him to find a master to change his virgin fate. How could he bear to let him go?
"This, Little Brother. There's no need to acknowledge me as your master. I'll teach you when I have time! "Yi Feng couldn't stop Li You. He watched as Li You threw himself in front of him and prepared to acknowledge him as his master. He couldn't help but curse in his heart. 'F * ck, I couldn't tell that this brat was actually a pervert.'
"No! Big Brother, I must acknowledge you as my master! "
'I'm not stupid. If I don't acknowledge you as my master, you won't be able to teach me the essence. In order to prevent anyone from calling me a brat in the future, I must break my virginity and become a real man!'
"Little Brother, we should think about this at length …"
"Master, I beg you, please accept me!" Li You was anxious.
"I really don't want to accept you as my disciple …"
"Master, please accept me. If you accept me, I'll introduce you to my sister. My sister is a great beauty! "Li You hugged Yi Feng's leg and said firmly.
"Little Brother, with your big brother's standards, do I need you to introduce me to girls? I've always been pursued by girls! "Yi Feng said shamelessly.
However, these words raised Li You's admiration to another level. He hugged Yi Feng's leg tightly and said, "Master, please accept me. If you accept me, I'll be your slave in the future!"
"I …"
"Master, why don't you accept me? I'll kneel and not get up today! " After Li You said that, he squeezed out a few drops of tears and even snot. He hugged Yi Feng's leg and was about to wipe it off.
His appearance scared Yi Feng half to death. He quickly pulled his leg away. He did not want this disgusting thing to touch him!
"Alright. Alright! I'll accept you! " Yi Feng looked at Li You with some fear as snot dripped from his nostrils. Didn't this kid feel disgusted?
When Li You saw Yi Feng agree, a subtle smile flashed across his lips. 'This snot trick works every time. My sister can't stop it. My parents can't stop it either.' 'I didn't expect this wretched person to be unable to stop it either!'
"Master!" Li You quickly stood up. His miserable appearance disappeared in an instant. He looked at Yi Feng with a smile. That disgusting snot had disappeared to who knows where.
Yi Feng was stunned when he saw Li You's appearance. He slapped his thigh and cursed, "F * ck! I fell for your trick! "
"Hehe, Master, you won't go back on your words, right? You promised me! "Li You looked at Yi Feng with a sly smile.
"What a joke. I have such an excellent character. How can I go back on my words!" Yi Feng said unhappily. "However, you still have to abide by the rules of the sect!"
Li You was stunned and asked, "What are the rules of the sect?"
"There are only two rules! The first one is that whatever Master says is always right. You have to act according to Master's orders! "
Li You was stunned. He looked at Yi Feng with disdain and said, "What about the second rule?"
"The second rule is that if Master is wrong, please refer to the first rule!"
That sentence almost made Li You vomit blood. What was the difference between a sect's rules and a slave contract?!
"Cough, what if you don't agree? Then you don't have to join my sect. But let me tell you, my Wolf Palace only accepts one disciple every generation. If you miss this opportunity, you won't have another chance! "Yi Feng said indifferently.
"In …" Before Yi Feng could finish his sentence, Li You interrupted him. Li You had another thought in his mind. As long as he completed his apprenticeship, he would be able to have disciples. Hehe, these two rules are so good. I must use them on my disciples in the future!
Just as Yi Feng was about to continue talking to Li You, he suddenly heard a shout. "Duke Xiao and the other scholars are here!"
"Duke Xiao is here. The poetry gathering is finally about to begin!"
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