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Chapter 885

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Half a day later.

Tyrion used a long bamboo pole to point at the ground in front of him and said to Jaime, "Right here, a finger deep. There's a wire buried all the way to the wall. It might detonate a device on the ceiling, probably something like a wildfire jar."

Jaime walked to the spot the dwarf pointed out, squatted down, and used a small shovel to gently scrape the surface of the soil. He then removed the loose soil on the surface and found a taut three-strand hemp rope.

At the bottom of the rope, Jaime also dug out a small trench that was as deep as a palm. If someone stepped on it, they would definitely leave a deep footprint and trigger a mechanism.

"I need to rest for a while. I'm so tired." Tyrion waved his hand and found a rock by the side of the tunnel to sit down.

Jaime stared blankly as the two "earthworms" crawled out of the ground and crawled to Tyrion's side. They crawled onto his fingers and squeezed out the missing index and middle fingers as if they were plasticine.

"This kind of witchcraft looks so evil," he said.

"There's no such thing as evil witchcraft, only evil wizards."

"How many of these worms are in your body?" Jaime asked curiously.

"Not even one." Tyrion shook his head. "Those are not real dragon worms, but my fingers transformed into dragon worms."

After understanding the meaning of dragon worms, Jaime unconsciously looked down and finally stared at the dwarf's crotch and asked, "Can other parts of your body become dragon worms?"

"You've seen it before. It's big enough. There's no need to transform into dragon worms." Tyrion also lowered his head and looked at his crotch.

"Which man would complain about his crotch being big? Otherwise, why did you transform your index and middle fingers? Wasn't it to assist your second brother? "Jaime sneered.

"So, with only Cersei as your woman, your life is really lacking a lot of fun. You haven't even experienced group sports. "

"Fun?" Jaime was dismissive. "If group sports can make you feel fun and not guilty, it only proves that you're pathetic."

"Envy is envy. Don't say that the grapes are sour just because you can't eat them," the dwarf said with a smile.

"When you truly love a woman, you can only experience bliss that transcends the physical body when you are in union with her. When you truly love a woman, you won't feel happiness even if your penis enters another woman's body. You will only feel shame and regret," Jaime said calmly.

The dwarf's expression changed. He looked at his brother gloomily and said, "Are you forgetful? Wasn't my true love ruined by you? "

Jaime smiled bitterly and fell silent.

Regardless of whether Tessa was her brother's true love, he did participate in Tessa's demise. He helped Tywin lie to his brother, saying that she was a prostitute who had a sugar daddy.

After a while, Jaime asked doubtfully, "Is the Dragon Worm Transformation Spell only used to toy with you?"

Hearing this, the dwarf pulled out the dagger at his waist. Under Jaime's shocked gaze, he cut the middle finger and index finger of his right hand in half as if he was peeling a carrot.

"Plop!" Fresh blood splattered, and the severed fingers fell to the ground.

"Are you crazy?" Jaime shouted in horror.

The dwarf gave him a strange smile. The two severed fingers wriggled again and elongated into two Dragon Worms. Even the blood nearby merged into the Dragon Worms' bodies.

Other than losing two fingers, the dwarf's right hand did not have any injuries.

Then, just like how he retrieved the Dragon Worms previously, the Dragon Worms crawled onto his palm and turned back into two fingers.

"This …" Jaime was dumbfounded.

"When all my muscles, bones, and organs turn into Dragon Worms, the weapons of the mortal world will no longer be able to harm me," the dwarf said proudly.

"Your entire body will turn into Dragon Worms?" An image immediately flashed in Jaime's mind. The upper half of the little devil's body was human, and the lower half of his body was covered in a dense bundle of wriggling, slippery Dragon Worms. Then, a group of women lay side by side, and the dwarf raised his head and laughed loudly …

He shuddered and cried out, "It's too scary, this is sorcery!

Tyrion said indignantly, "If you ask me, the sword techniques you've been practicing since you were young are even more evil than my witchcraft. This is because sword techniques can only kill people. My witchcraft is mainly used to improve bloodlines, increase magic power, and immunity to damage.

The number of people who have died under my sword far exceeds all the witchcraft in the world combined. It can't even compare to Forbidden Spells. Why don't you say that sword techniques are evil magic? "

Jaime said hesitantly, "You can't say it like that. Sword techniques are upright and upright, while your witchcraft is sinister and evil. Have you forgotten that a little kid was scared to death just now?"

The dwarf was stupefied, "If you say it like that, then we can't continue this discussion. Anyway, the benefits of Dragon Worm Transformation will not change because of your thoughts. For example, I will never be like you and become crippled. "

Jaime's expression turned ugly.

But after a moment, he had a thought. He asked hesitantly, "If I learn your Dragon Worm Transformation Witchcraft, can I grow a right hand?"

"You can."

Jaime's face showed joy, but the dwarf shook his head and said, "Unfortunately, you don't have the high bloodline of Valleglia. You can't learn my witchcraft."

At this time, a light suddenly shone from the cave behind them. The fat eunuch shouted at the top of his voice, "Amazing, amazing, Stannis has broken the city gate!"

"The King's Landing has fallen? That's too fast. "Jaime was shocked.

Tyrion hung the lantern on the wall and handed the food box in his other hand to Tyrion. He sighed and said, "This is the first time I've seen the Megalosaurus. I never thought that the Megalosaurus would be so powerful.

You guys didn't see it, but the Megalosaurus' attack was too convenient.

First, a group of Pterosaurs used kerosene bombs to clean up the crossbows around the city gate and set the entire city wall on fire.

Then, Stannis rode on the two-headed dragon and spat out dragon flames. The city gate only lasted for a minute before it collapsed.

After that, the twenty thousand Valley Army, one thousand Northern Cavalry, and three thousand mercenaries, a total of twenty-four thousand people, rushed into the Steel Gate. Like a flood, they rushed into the streets and alleys, chasing and killing the King Descends' guards, robbing the people of King Descends, raping the women, setting fire to the houses, and committing all kinds of crimes! "

"What about the sea monsters?" Tyrion quickly asked.

"The sea monsters didn't appear. Stannis attacked from the Megalosaurus gate in the north. It's seven or eight kilometers away from the sea!" Varys shook his head.

"You Lun is the priest of the God of Storm. Doesn't he have a trump card?" Tyrion asked again.

"The city was in chaos. I didn't see You Lun. But I heard from the monks that Saint Matthew used 'First Appearance of Holy Light' to break You Lun's sorcery, "Varys said.

"It only destroyed his sorcerer's magic power. But You Lun is not only a sorcerer, but also the son of the God of Storm." Tyrion shook his head and said doubtfully, "Since he dared to defend the King's Landing, he must have a way to deal with the two-headed dragon. Strange."

Jaime asked anxiously, "Did Stannis attack the Red Keep?"

"Only those who are not interested in the Iron Throne would want to destroy the Red Keep. Why do you think Stannis attacked the King's Landing?" Varys sneered.

Jaime said anxiously, "How many more days can You Lun last? We need at least one more day to completely open up the tunnel. If Stannis is one step ahead of us — "

"Don't worry! I told you, Stannis won't hurt Cersei, "Tyrion comforted.

"You dare to believe Stannis?" The fat eunuch was surprised.

"It's written in black and white. The Dragon Queen is a witness!" Tyrion said.

Varys did not say anything.

"I'm afraid You Lun won't let her go," Jaime said worriedly.

"There's no point in worrying. Eat your lunch and continue to check for traps. I'll help you ask around about the King's Landing," Varys said.

The two brothers looked at each other and sat down on two rocks helplessly.

Opening the lunch box, the dwarf was neither surprised nor disappointed. The main dish was white bread and barley turnip soup. The side dish was two pieces of fried cod and a plate of green shredded kelp.

Tyrion threw half of the shredded kelp into the bowl of soup and asked casually, "Stannis allowed his soldiers to rape and pillage?"

"The soldiers have been stuck outside the city for months …" Varys shook his head.

"The Church didn't do anything?" Jaime followed his brother's example and poured the rest of the shredded kelp into the bowl of soup and dipped the bread in the soup.

"Behind the Megalosaurus Gate is the Renise Hills. It's a few kilometers away from the Visania Hills where the church is located," Varys said.

The dwarf's eyes flashed as he looked at the fat eunuch and said, "You spent so much to open up the tunnel. Is it also for my sister?"

"What are you trying to say?" Varys narrowed his eyes.

"It depends on what you want to do," the dwarf laughed.

Varys laughed too. "Tell me, what can I do?"

The dwarf chuckled and said, "Do you know how your nephew failed?"

The smile on Varys' face disappeared and he said calmly, "Because you underestimated the red-robed woman. She can accurately predict her own ominous signs within a day.

Your plan was very precise, but she had already predicted it. "

"The Eight-clawed Spider lives up to its name!" Tyrion praised.

When Varys heard this, he revealed a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Slap slap!" He raised his hand and slapped himself hard. His fat face instantly turned red.

"The Eight-clawed Spider deserves to meet a deviant!" He cursed with a pained expression.

"I have studied Melisandre for almost ten years!" He stretched out his hands and spread his fingers, waving them back and forth in front of the dwarf. "Ten years! When she first set foot on Dragonstone Island, I knew of her existence and gave her the most attention. Because she is the type of person I am most afraid of and hate the most, the red-robed sorcerer! "

He said the last sentence angrily.

"Could it be that the red-robed monk cut off your penis?" Tyrion asked in surprise.

Varys nodded painfully. "I was only ten years old then. A red-robed monk gave me a bowl of medicine. I couldn't move or speak, but my senses were clearer than usual. He expressionlessly cut off my penis and threw it into the fire …"

"I saw shadows and strange scenes in the fire. Then he laughed maniacally and said that the wheel of fate had been activated."

"What fate?" Tyrion asked in surprise.

"I want to know too."

Varys was silent for a moment before continuing, "I paid attention to Melisandre and planted a little bird on Dragonstone Island. I knew a long time ago that she used prophecy magic to avoid Scholar Rickson's poisoned wine. "

He hit his forehead hard and howled like a she-wolf that had lost its cub. "I was so stupid, really. I only knew that Melisandre might have used prophecy magic that time. I didn't know that she could make a prophecy every day."

"You can't be blamed. After all, you are just a muggle and don't know anything about supernatural knowledge." Tyrion consoled him.

Varys became even sadder after hearing this. "I was so stupid, really. I only knew fear and hate magic. I didn't know that the more afraid I was, the more I should understand and master it."

"You can't be blamed. After all, rejecting magic is a tradition of Westeros." Tyrion said.

Varys left, crestfallen.

He was responsible for monitoring the situation in the city while the two brothers continued to check for traps.

However, the fat eunuch only left for half an hour before he ran back, panting. His face was twisted as he said in horror, "The Lannister of Casterly Rock City has been exterminated."

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