"Holy Mother of God, are you really Tyrion? You've grown so tall and handsome. You've changed so much. "
In the dark cave, the turbid air was filled with the faint fragrance of the rosin torch. As the bearded fat warrior limped closer, Tyrion smelled the familiar scent of cosmetics.
It was the fat eunuch Varys who had disguised himself as the bearded warrior.
Before the Tower of Light lit up, Tessa carried four coffins and carried Jaime and Tyrion out of the Sacred Hall.
The two brothers worked for an entire morning and finally burned the four corpses to ashes. They put them into four jars and hung them around Tessa's neck.
Then they snuck into the narrow beach behind the Red Castle from the direction of Blackwater Bay and entered the cave on the cliff.
There were many traps buried in the tunnel leading to the Red Castle. The traps that belonged to Varys had already been marked, and the traps that Kevan had arranged for the Lion Army to set up had also been checked over the past few months. Only the last few hundred meters of the tunnel remained.
Before approaching the last stone path, Tyrion and Jaime met Varys.
"You haven't changed much. You're still sneaking around and scheming in the dark." Tyrion sneered.
Varys stuck the torch into the stone wall and leaned closer to observe Tyrion. "Strange. You don't look like King Aerys or Prince Viserys after you recover from the curse," he said, "You don't look like King Aerys or Prince Viserys at all.
You don't even look like Madam Joanna. You and Jaime are still brothers, but there's still no resemblance. Instead, you look like a non-Andal foreign bloodline. Why? "
After being reminded by Varys, Jaime also reacted. "I really don't look like an Andal."
His rough left hand touched his brother's face and pinched for a while. He shook his head and said, "It's not a faceless human skin mask."
"You're crazy!" Tyrion pushed Jaime's arm away and shouted, "This is the High Valleglia Bloodline, the royal bloodline!"
After calling out, Tyrion stepped forward and grabbed the fat eunuch's greasy and dirty woolen sweater. "Varys, don't try to change the topic!
The Dragon Queen will deal with you for murdering Rega's two children. Now, tell me the truth. Did you plan to murder my father? "
"Which father? His Majesty Eris was killed by your brother. It has nothing to do with me. Duke Tywin was killed by your own hands. I was shocked. "Varys laughed.
"Don't deny it. You wanted to kill my father! Tywin, the final victor of the War of the Four Kings, is your greatest enemy.
At that time, I found it strange. No matter how dishonest my father was and how lustful he was, there was no need for him to play with my second-hand woman. Besides, he never touched prostitutes. Everyone knows that. "
Varys shrugged and said, "Maybe he just wanted to take revenge on Eris's son. The Mad King strengthened his wife, so he played with the Mad King's son's wife. That would make him feel the excitement of revenge.
For example, your Tessa. Where did Tessa go? Maybe he hid her, just like how he hid Xue Yi.
Maybe when he rode Tessa and Xue Yi, he shouted 'Kill you, wife of Eris's son'. "
"Tessa …" Tyrion's body trembled. His eyes were in a daze, and his heart became uncertain. Could it be that after Tessa was rotated by a hundred soldiers, Tywin's father hid her and enjoyed her alone?
No!
The dwarf suddenly recalled how he shot his father to death on the toilet that night.
Why did he shoot him?
Because he asked him where Tessa went. He thought for a moment before saying scornfully, "Oh, Tessa, I remember now. You are the first prostitute. Where else can a prostitute go?"
Because of this sentence, he did not want to kill him, but he was really provoked, and then …
"Bastard!" Thinking of this, Tyrion was sure that he had been played by Varys.
He grabbed the fat eunuch's clothes with his left hand and slammed him against the wall. The index and middle fingers of his right hand heated up and elongated, turning into two slender and slippery 'earthworms'.
At the top, there was a mouth full of rice-sized sharp teeth.
Just like Jenny, he used part of his body to turn into a dragonworm.
"Tsk tsk!" Before Varys could react, the dragonworm slithered into his nostrils like a small snake.
"Seven Gods above, what is this? You, you turned into a monster?" The fat eunuch cried out in shock.
As he cried out, he struggled. But just as he struggled, he cried out in pain.
"Ah, it hurts. My heart and liver, don't bite my heart and liver!" Dark red blood seeped out of Varys' nostrils.
"Behave, don't move, don't play any tricks." Tyrion laughed sinisterly.
"I won't move, don't bite me. Damn it, what kind of monster have you turned into? Are you still Tyrion? "Varys looked at the dwarf in front of him in horror.
"Tyrion, your finger ~ ~ ~" Jaime was also shocked.
"Hmph, this is witchcraft!" Tyrion smiled proudly and said, "I have obtained the inheritance of the great wizard Valleglia. I am no longer the same as before."
"Witchcraft!" Varys' eyes were filled with disgust. He said in a low voice, "You have fallen, to actually learn blood witchcraft."
Tyrion sighed and said, "I know that when you were young, your tongue was cut off by a wizard, so you hate magic.
But reality is cruel. Gods, magic, demons, Megalosaurus, and monsters are all real.
Burying your head in the sand and pretending to be an ostrich is useless. The deviants are in the north, millions of them like a tide, and there is also the Frost God who can casually cast forbidden spells.
Without a powerful wizard, the human race will go extinct, just like the other races in the countless eras before. "
"Evil wizard!" Varys was unmoved.
"Forget it, I have nothing to say to a psychopathic muggle like you." Tyrion let himself penetrate deeper into the eunuch's body, causing him to sweat profusely from the pain, before continuing with the previous topic.
"When I know about your plan with Illyrio, know that the true king in your heart is Aegon, and know that you plan to overthrow Lannister's Iron Throne, all the doubts from before will be clear.
Lannister with Tywin is the strongest Lannister, and your scheme will never be realized.
So, you will definitely find a chance to kill him.
That night, you killed him yourself. If I didn't turn back, you would have framed his death on me. "
Varys was silent.
Tyrion laughed coldly. "When I was Prime Minister, we were good friends. You often sent Xue Yi into the Tower of the Prime Minister through the secret passageway of the Red Keep for me to f * ck.
It was done quietly, and no one knew.
Unfortunately, when my father returned to King's Landing and became the Hand of the King, he also lived in the Tower of the Prime Minister, in the bedroom I slept in before.
You used the same method to send Xue Yi to the same bed.
If I had left the Red Keep like a coward, you would have returned to the Tower of the Prime Minister, killed Xue Yi and my father, and then left some traces of my appearance.
In fact, after I killed Xue Yi and my father, I didn't leave any traces, and there was no third party at the scene. But the next day, everyone agreed that I did it. "
"Why? Xue Yi! Xue Yi is my biggest trace. That poor woman, perhaps she still wanted to seduce the new Hand of the King, but she didn't know that my father hated prostitutes the most. "The dwarf smiled bitterly.
"Is this true?" Jaime asked in a trembling voice.
If it was true, then he had been played by Varys.
Varys looked at Tyrion and said, "First, pull that thing out of my nose. You make me feel like I'm having chicken tips. They're your slender dick."
Tyrion shuddered, and cursed in disgust, "My dick is so thick that it can take your last breath. If you don't tell the truth …
Hmph, let me tell you, I've played with all kinds of trash in Slavers' Bay. I've been through a lot, and I can get hard even in the face of a fat eunuch. "
Varys clenched his thighs, and looked at the dwarf in horror.
A chill crept up Jaime's spine, and he hurriedly took a few steps back, as if Tyrion was emitting a plague.
"I misunderstood you." Varys apologized sincerely. "I thought you practiced evil witchcraft because of your twisted nature. Now it seems that you're still you, and nothing has changed. This kind of twisted witchcraft suits you perfectly. "
"Cut the crap!" Tyrion poked him a few more times.
"Yes, you guessed right. Pull it out, it hurts!" Varys wailed.
Then the dwarf pulled out two twenty-centimeter-long tentacles that looked like earthworms, sticky and writhing unconsciously in the air, hissing and baring their teeth.
It was a horrifying sight.
"Seven levels of hell, what have you been through in the Ursos continent for the past two years?!" Jaime's scalp went numb, and his voice trembled.
"Explain your plot," Tyrion urged angrily, kicking the fat eunuch, who was backing away from him.
"Sigh, you're right. As long as Duke Tywin doesn't die, Lannister's Iron Throne will be as stable as Mount Tai. That was what I thought at the time, but now it seems laughable. "
"Ten Tywin's wouldn't be enough to defeat the Dragon Queen, and a hundred Tywin's wouldn't be able to defend the King's Landing against the otherworldly creatures.
It's not that he's not strong enough, but he's just like me. He belongs to the 'real world' without magic, gods, or Megalosaurus.
The world now is too crazy, and old-school power players like us have been eliminated. "Varys sighed.
Jaime's face turned ugly. "When I forced you to release Tyrion, was that also part of your plan?"
"The target was already determined, and all that was left was to act according to the circumstances," the fat eunuch said.
"Slap!" Jaime stepped forward and slapped him hard.
"That's it?" Tyrion looked at his brother and said coldly, "I thought you'd give him a stab. When we first met last night, you didn't go easy on me. "
"If I didn't go easy on you, you would have died long ago." Jaime's face was filled with loneliness as he said bitterly, "Let bygones be bygones. Father plotted against others, and others can plot against him as well. How can there be an innocent person in the game of power?
At least, Varys really did save you, and later he saved me, but you killed Father. "
The dwarf frowned and stood there in a daze.
Varys looked around and reminded, "If you still have business to attend to, hurry up.
When I came in, Stannis was arranging his troops outside the Iron Gate (the gate to the northeast of the King's Landing). They might have already started fighting. "
"No rush, I still have a few questions I don't understand." Tyrion waved his hand and asked the eunuch, "You're a foreigner, why did you participate in Illyrio's scheme? It's reasonable for him to help his son ascend the Iron Throne, but what do you gain from it? "
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