(Thank you, Alliance Master, for another thousand yuan reward from Little Tadpole. I'm so grateful.)
Ning Yan flew more than ten meters away.
The tigress princess fell to the ground and staggered back a few steps.
Then, she was completely stunned.
Shen Lang and Eldest Princess Ning Jie were also stunned.
The Big Fool was also stunned.
What happened?
Princess Ning Yan was a sore loser. She was furious. She picked up her sword and was about to charge at the Big Fool again.
"I'll fight you to the death …"
Then, she slashed with her sword again.
"Bang …"
Then, she flew out again.
She slashed again.
She flew out again!
After landing, she was about to cry.
Her hand hurt so much. She shook her palm with all her might. The web between her thumb and forefinger was split open and bleeding.
"Master, look at what you're teaching? I've been training for more than ten years and I can't beat him. "Princess Ning Yan said," Big Fool, why are you pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger? "
The Big Fool said in surprise, "What is pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger?"
Eldest Princess Ning Buqiang, oh no, Eldest Princess Ning Jie said softly, "Big Fool, what have you been doing for the past six months?"
The Big Fool said, "Getting beaten up, then taking a bath."
Eldest Princess Ning Jie said, "Getting beaten up every day?"
The Big Fool said, "From dawn to dusk, then taking a bath and closing the door."
Eldest Princess Ning Jie said, "Who's hitting you?"
The Big Fool said, "Master."
Princess Ning Jie said, "Why did he hit you?"
The Big Fool said, "He said I'm stupid."
Princess Ning Jie said, "Then did he say when he wouldn't hit you?"
The Big Fool said, "He said when I can block him, he won't hit me."
Princess Ning Jie said, "Then how do you feel about taking a bath every day?"
The Big Fool said, "It hurts. Master is cooking me in a big pot. As he was cooking, Master even cried and said that all the things he had saved up for more than ten years were used up. "
The truth was out.
Shen Lang couldn't help but be amazed.
I want to take back what I said before.
Zhong Chuke, you're not a Great Grandmaster that can be bought with money.
You're really awesome.
Many people think that practicing martial arts is like giving you a secret manual or a set of sword techniques. You must practice it with all your might, right?
That was the case for ordinary people. Even 99% of geniuses practiced this way.
However, there was a type of absolute genius that was not like this.
Did Chou Yao'er have any moves?
Not at all!
He only had one move, Berserk Battle, Electric Fan.
With a turn of the two demonhead blades, all the enemies were killed.
Therefore, when the Big Fool practiced martial arts, he didn't have any moves.
In fact, the technique was used to imprison them.
Zhong Chuke fought the Big Fool every day to train his reaction and speed.
Otherwise, with the intelligence of the Big Fool, do you think he would be able to understand martial arts secret manuals? Do you think he can do it?
Chou Yao 'er was very smart, but she was so talented that she didn't need to use her brain.
And the Big Fool was really stupid.
Grandmaster Zhong Chuke beat him up every day, tens of thousands of times a day.
A 360-degree sneak attack.
What could the Big Fool do?
He didn't know how to dodge, not even when a tiger charged at him.
He could only block with a metal rod.
Half a year passed.
Zhong Chuke had attacked him two million times.
The Big Fool had blocked two million times.
Of course, he didn't block even once.
After all, Zhong Chuke was a grandmaster. How could the Big Fool block him?
However, even if he couldn't block Zhong Chuke, could he not block Princess Ning Yan?
Therefore, in this half a year, the Big Fool had learned one move.
I block!
I block!
And his strength.
This person was born with godly strength.
What was the scariest thing?
His golden bloodline.
Even without training, his strength would increase.
Even if he was injured, he would recover.
That was why the Big Fool was so badly injured. If it was someone else, they would have died. He was thrown into the ravine for a few days and nights and didn't die.
After Shen Lang saved him, he recovered not long after, and there wasn't a single wound left.
Therefore, the Big Fool's strength and true qi were naturally very strong.
He didn't need to train, he could become stronger while sleeping. Other people could become stronger by charging money, but the Big Fool could become stronger while sleeping.
What the hell, how could he reason with this?
What was the so-called true qi and internal strength training?
Wasn't it just breathing in and out, absorbing the energy of heaven and earth into the dantian and blood?
Normal people could also swallow it, but the absorption was very weak, which was why all kinds of internal strength were needed to increase the efficiency of breathing in and out.
But the Big Fool's golden bloodline didn't need that at all. He could absorb the essence energy of heaven and earth through his pores.
However, after he absorbed the essence energy, he couldn't use it, nor could he use it.
Zhong Chuke bathed him in medicinal herbs every day, with the goal of stimulating the power that he had hidden for nearly 20 years.
That was why he complained about being poor.
The medicinal herbs that he had saved for more than 10 years were all used up in less than half a year.
Look at Qiu Yao'er.
She didn't practice martial arts, meditate, or cultivate internal strength.
Diligent and diligent? There was no such thing.
She was either killing people or listening to stories every day.
So the Big Fool wasn't so powerful after practicing martial arts for half a year, but Zhong Chuke had stimulated all the internal strength that he had hidden for 20 years.
How could this not be awesome?
However, he could only block now, not attack.
In about a year or two, Zhong Chuke would teach him how to attack.
But it should be very difficult.
Because the Big Fool was a stubborn coward, he never knew how to take the initiative to hit others.
When others attacked him, he would hug his head, back, and let them hit him.
You have the mace, I have the top of the skull.
Thinking about it now, it wasn't easy for Grandmaster Zhong Chuke.
To teach a person like the Big Fool to become the world's number one was as easy as flipping one's hand, but also as difficult as ascending to heaven.
At the very least, you have to let him learn how to hit people.
… ….
Eldest Princess Ning Jie explained to Ning Yan why the Big Fool was so powerful.
The tigress princess said, "So you mean that I'm still very powerful, but he's too abnormal?"
That was more or less what it meant.
The tigress Ning Yan said, "But, what's the point of other people practicing martial arts when they meet perverts like them?"
Eldest Princess Ning Jie said, "Yeah, there's no point."
The tigress said, "No, there's still a point. There are very few perverts like this. Just don't meet them normally. Big Fool, stay away from me. Don't let me see you. "
"Oh." The Big Fool hid behind a pillar.
Shen Lang was speechless. With your cowardly appearance, even if you became the world's number one expert, it would be useless.
Ning Jie said, "You're not allowed to bully the Big Fool."
Then, she waved at the Big Fool and said, "Come here."
The Big Fool walked over.
Ning Jie took off a pendant from her neck. It was an auspicious cloud jade. It was transparent and flawless, very precious.
She put the pendant on the Big Fool's wrist.
This pendant was very famous. It was given to Princess Ning Jie by the previous king. Many nobles knew it.
Now that Ning Jie gave it to the Big Fool, it was to tell everyone, I'm protecting this person, don't touch him.
Princess Ning Yan was very jealous.
She also liked this Magic Cloud Jade Pendant. She asked for it many times, but her aunt refused to give it to her. Now she gave it to a stranger.
But in Ning Jie's eyes, the Big Fool was not a stranger.
Because he represented the State of Yue's hope of dominating the world's martial arts.
"Alright, you guys can go." The Eldest Princess Ning Jie waved her hand.
Shen Lang let out a long sigh of relief and was the first to slip away. After walking out of the quiet hut, he felt much more comfortable away from Princess Ning Jie.
He glanced at the curve of Princess Ning Yan's waist.
Show your respect. Everything is normal!
Actually, he didn't like Eldest Princess Ning Jie.
Ning Jie didn't like him either, so she didn't say a word to him from beginning to end.
Ning Jie had a strong aura of a saintess, which made people not hard.
And Shen Lang had a strong scum aura, which made people uncomfortable.
… …..
Someone was treating him at night. The Yan Empire's ambassador, the son of Marquis Qingyao, Yun Mengze.
Today, he had arranged a horse race with Ning Yan and went to the racetrack early in the morning to wait. In the end, Ning Yan still hadn't arrived in the evening.
You didn't even inform me if you didn't come. What a dog.
The bored Dreamy Cloud Lake could only go to the racetrack and get two daughters of nobles.
At night, Ning Yan was supposed to apologize to the guests, but inexplicably, it became Dreamy Cloud Lake's treat.
The tigress princess made a mistake and wanted someone else to treat her.
Does that mean that I made a mistake, so I'm giving you the chance to treat me?
However, Dreamy Cloud Lake didn't care. He was just a little tired. Usually, he didn't play with women during the day. Today, he was too bored, so he broke the rule.
"Let me introduce you. This is my brother, Shen Lang."
"This is Dreamy Cloud Lake, the trash of the Empire!"
"This is the Big Fool!"
Princess Ning Yan gave a perfunctory introduction and then sat down to eat.
Shen Lang: "It's an honor to meet you."
Dreamy Cloud Lake: "It's an honor to meet you."
Shen Lang: "It's an honor to meet you."
Then, the two of them had nothing to say.
The first thing they felt when they met was …
Damn, so handsome?
No, I have to kill him.
Top-level handsome men are natural enemies.
However, this hostility soon disappeared.
Because both sides smelled the scent of the same kind.
Why would scum make things difficult for scum?
For some reason, Shen Lang somewhat understood how the Monarch felt when he saw him.
The Monarch repeatedly said, "Shen Lang, you are a delicate person, and it's not easy."
And the Monarch, Ning Yuanxian, regarded himself as the most delicate person.
He was exquisite in every aspect and particular in every aspect.
After an awkward silence, the Big Fool suddenly said, "Two Dumb, should I also say 'It's an honor to meet you'?"
Dreamy Cloud Lake glanced at the Big Fool, and his eyes flashed with a special light.
Then, he cupped his hands at the Big Fool and said, "It's an honor to meet you."
Then, he was embarrassed and speechless.
The Big Fool said again, "Two Dumb, can I eat now?"
Shen Lang: "Eat, eat."
The Big Fool buried his head and ate.
The tigress buried her head and ate.
Once again, Shen Lang and Dreamy Cloud Lake fell into an awkward silence.
After a long time, Shen Lang finally thought of a question. "Crown Prince Yun, how many women have you slept with?"
Dreamy Cloud Lake thought for a while and said, "I can't remember, a few hundred."
Instantly, Shen Lang wanted to kill him again.
Look, this is a real winner in the world, a walking cannon in human form.
And all the women he slept with were beauties.
Crown Princess Ning Yan said disdainfully, "Trash, stud!"
Dreamy Cloud Lake asked, "Brother Shen, what about you?"
Shen Lang felt that he couldn't raise his head and said in shame, "Three."
Ning Yan: "Trash!"
Eat your food. Other people sleep with hundreds of women and they call me trash. I only slept with three, and you call me trash.
If not for the fear of being castrated by your father, I would have slept with a tigress like you a hundred times.
After hearing Shen Lang's answer, Dreamy Cloud Lake sighed and said, "What a pity."
Shen Lang: "Isn't that so?"
Dreamy Cloud Lake said, "Brother Shen, do you know the secret for men like us to sleep with more women?"
Shen Lang: "Don't be too devoted to one person, or else you will feel guilty."
Dreamy Cloud Lake said, "That's right! Any man's first reaction when seeing a beautiful woman is to sleep with her. This is very normal. If you love and care too much about a woman, then you will feel responsible, you will restrain yourself, and you will not be able to let go. Because the pleasure of sleeping with a strange woman can't beat the guilt in your heart, so you can't sleep anymore. "
Shen Lang: "Brother, by the time I understood this, it was already too late."
Dreamy Cloud Lake raised his wine cup and said, "Regret that we didn't meet sooner!"
Shen Lang: "Regret that we didn't meet sooner!"
Following that, Shen Lang asked a question, "Brother, now that you see Big Yellow, can you still be stone?"
Princess Ning Yan raised her head and said, "Who is Big Yellow? Why don't I know her? "
Dreamy Cloud Lake said, "When I was with her, it was divided into a few stages. In the beginning, I was Big Yellow, then Big Yellow, then Big Yellow, then Big Yellow, and now Withered."
Following that, Dreamy Cloud Lake's Crown Prince said, "Shen Lang, you should be in the first stage now, right?"
Shen Lang nodded and said, "Yes! If not for the fear of being castrated, it would be very difficult for me to restrain myself. "
Dreamy Cloud Lake said, "I understand, I understand. Very soon, I will enter the second stage."
Shen Lang: "Brother Yun, have you seen Ning Buqiang?"
Dreamy Cloud Lake said, "I can't avoid her, and it makes me uncomfortable. Brother Shen, if you can avoid meeting her, don't meet her. "
Shen Lang said, "Elder Brother knows me well!"
Dreamy Cloud Lake said, "Regret that we didn't meet sooner. In the future, let's visit often."
Shen Lang: "Let's visit often!"
Shen Lang felt that he had finally met someone who could understand him.
After crossing thousands of miles in the vast sea of people, he had finally met a scumbag who was at the same level as him.
...
On the way home, Princess Ning Yan suddenly flew into a rage.
"Shen Lang, don't tell me the Big Fool you were talking about just now is me?"
Th-it's been more than two hours, and you've only just reacted?
Shen Lang had yet to say anything.
Ning Yan unsheathed her sword and swung it at Shen Lang.
Yes, it's swinging, not slashing.
I must teach this scumbag a lesson. How dare he say bad things about me!
I swung, swung, swung!
One minute later...
Princess Ning Yan was panting. Her entire arm was about to break.
She swung her sword a total of 100 times. At first, she swung it, then she slashed it.
She slashed Shen Lang a total of 100 times.
However, all of them were blocked by the Big Fool. She didn't even touch the corner of Shen Lang's clothes.
"Don't hit Second Fool. It's not good to fight," the Big Fool said weakly.
Princess Ning Yan was about to cry. Her hand really hurt.
"Shen Lang, just you wait. I definitely won't let you off. When the Big Fool leaves, I'll definitely beat you to death. I'll beat the shit out of you."
With that, Princess Ning Yan left with a murderous look on her face. She went home.
She kept saying shit when she saw a tigress.
Instantly, Shen Lang entered the second stage.
Cong Lei entered the second stage.
My brother, Dreamcloud Lake, is really a god!
… …
The next day...
The Monarch decreed that the dozen warriors from the Qiang Kingdom who burned the Holy Temple would be beheaded in public!
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh …
The dozen executioners slashed down with their knives.
The heads of the Qiang people rolled off, and blood spurted everywhere.
The crowd cheered.
The officials cheered.
All hail the Monarch.
All hail the State of Yue!
The Monarch issued a decree, severely condemning the Qiang Kingdom and stating that this was not the end.
The Qiang Kingdom had to give the State of Yue an explanation for the burning of the Holy Temple.
Otherwise, the Qiang Kingdom would face full punishment from the State of Yue and the wrath of the people of the State of Yue.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
The people of the world were even more excited.
The Monarch was indeed wise and unyielding.
Then, the Monarch, Ning Yuanxian, ordered the Ministry of Rites to send a delegation to the Qiang Kingdom to condemn the Qiang Kingdom.
Everyone couldn't help but shrink back.
Were they going to court death?
Instantly, eighty percent of the officials in the Chamberlain of Dependencies went home sick.
They were courting death.
It's one thing for the Monarch to fool the people, but we all know what's going on.
The Qiang Kingdom is a crazy warmonger.
He's crazy enough to beat himself up.
They didn't know that the envoy had been executed by the State of Yue.
If the Qiang King knew, he would have sent an army to attack the State of Yue.
You even sent a delegation to condemn the Qiang Kingdom with the heads of a dozen warriors, and you want the Qiang Kingdom to plead guilty?
Oh my god!
The Qiang Kingdom would have killed the Qiang Kingdom even if the prince had led an army, let alone the envoy.
It wasn't a trip with only a slim chance of survival, but one with no chance of survival.
Moreover, he died without a complete corpse, without a place to be buried.
They would definitely be skinned, their tendons pulled, and they would definitely be cooked and eaten.
So as long as I'm on the list, I won't go even if I have to resign.
It wasn't just the Chamberlain of Dependencies. Even the young officials of the Ministry of Rites were using their connections to find a way out.
Each had their own methods.
In short, they didn't want me to be on the list of the Qiang Kingdom.
At that moment!
Shen Lang stepped forward. I'll go!
For the dignity of the Monarch.
For the dignity of the State of Yue.
I'm willing to represent the State of Yue as a diplomatic envoy to the Qiang Kingdom.
I'm willing to condemn the Qiang Kingdom and make him plead guilty.
I want the Qiang Kingdom to give the State of Yue an explanation that will satisfy the people of the world.
Suddenly, the entire capital fell silent.
Are you, Shen Lang, crazy?
Isn't it good to be alive? Why do you have to die?
Did the Xuan Wu Mansion mistreat you? Why are you so stubborn?
If you want to die, it's very simple. Eat the Red Crane Crown, hang yourself with a rope, or find a deep latrine pit to jump into.
You'll be dead in less than half an hour.
At the very least, he would have a complete corpse if he died in these ways. At the very least, he would not have to die so painfully.
You're going to the Qiang Kingdom?
Not only will you die without a complete corpse, but you'll also be eaten alive by those barbarians.
Shen Lang has announced this publicly. I know that I'm going to die.
But for the State of Yue, for the Monarch, and for my father-in-law to confer the title of Marquis of Xuanwu, what do I have to fear?
The Monarch's face twitched when he heard this.
What do you mean?
You're even listing the title of Marquis of Xuanwu? Do you think I'll go back on my word? Are you trying to take me under your wing?
Don't worry, as long as you complete the mission, I'll keep my word.
Shen Lang was put in a difficult position.
I, Shen Lang, want to bring glory to the country, but unfortunately, I don't have a scholarly title. My status is too low, and I'm only an Imperial College student.
Thus, the Ministry of Rites bestowed the title of Imperial College student to Shen Lang.
Shen Lang was still in a difficult position. This title isn't too strong. I don't have the confidence to go to the Qiang Kingdom with it.
The Ministry of Rites gritted their teeth and bestowed the title of Juren.
You're going to die anyway, so it's not too much to give you the title of Juren.
At least, the Ministry of Rites had unanimously approved it.
This was unprecedented.
The title of Juren was very precious. Even the descendants of nobles, even those who had made great contributions, had to sit for the imperial examinations. They couldn't be bestowed the title of Juren.
This was a special situation.
Everyone knew that going to the Qiang Kingdom was equivalent to sacrificing one's life for the country, so it was only right that one be promoted.
Shen Lang was still in a difficult position. The title of Juren was still not strong enough.
I still don't have the confidence to face the Qiang King. Why don't you raise it a little more?
All the officials from the Ministry of Rites looked at Shen Lang. You're going too far.
Are you addicted to blackmailing us?
Don't tell me you want to bestow the title of Juren?
Impossible! I won't bestow the title of Juren even if I die.
Just as Shen Lang and the Ministry of Rites were in a stalemate.
The Monarch bestowed a gift to the Kim clan. Shen Lang opened it and saw that it was a rock, an extremely hard rock.
The Monarch's meaning was clear.
If you think that the title of Juren is not strong enough, then is this rock hard enough?
Is your head harder, Shen Lang, or is this rock harder?
Thus, Shen Lang decided to give in.
He accepted the title of Juren from the Ministry of Rites.
From now on, Master Lang is a Juren.
One day later!
The Monarch decreed that Shen Lang was conferred the title of Eighth Rank Registrar of the Chamberlain of Dependencies.
He was really a small official like a sesame seed.
Two days later!
The Monarch decreed that Shen Lang was conferred the title of Minister of the Imperial Court.
Minister of the Imperial Court was an official title, not a position. It was just an empty title.
What it meant was that he had been promoted by one rank. From now on, he would be a Secondary Class Seventh Rank official.
Shen Lang could be considered to have broken the record of the Yue Kingdom's imperial court that had been in place for the past few decades.
A Juren was promoted by one rank in just five days, to Secondary Class Seventh Rank.
The speed of his promotion was extremely fast.
But no one was envious, because this was all part of the routine.
Another two days passed!
The Monarch issued an official decree!
Shen Lang was conferred the title of Head Envoy. He was to lead a diplomatic mission to the Qiang Kingdom to denounce the Qiang King. He must not damage the State of Yue's prestige.
Of course, the so-called diplomatic mission only consisted of Shen Lang. There wasn't even a deputy envoy.
A hundred cavalrymen escorted Shen Lang out of the Vermilion Bird Gate and towards the Qiang Kingdom.
Princess Ning Yan escorted him from hundreds of miles away!
Finally, she shouted at Shen Lang, "Shen Lang, good job. You are a hero.
Don't worry. After you die, I will take good care of Xiao Bing for you. "
Shen Lang clenched his teeth in anger.
Tigress, don't speak if you don't know how to.
"Although you will most likely die in the Qiang Kingdom this time, you have to come back alive even if there is only a sliver of hope.
"We are brothers. I will definitely protect your family."
"Shen Lang, you must have hope in your heart. You must live with all your might."
Then, the tigress princess felt that her encouragement was too vague and not substantial enough.
Thus, she shouted, "Shen Lang, don't you want to sleep with me? When you come back alive, I will sleep with you. I, Ning Yan, am a man of my word. "
Shen Lang was tempted. I had just managed to hold myself back. Tigress, you are trying to seduce me into adultery!
This sentence allowed Shen Lang to enter the third stage.
From a rock to a rock.
Sigh! He would probably enter the third stage soon.
My brother, Dreamy Cloud Lake, is really a god.
And at this moment, this deity was waving his hand at Princess Ning Yan.
The empire's ambassador, Dreamy Cloud Lake, said, "Brother Lang, you must seize the opportunity to break the taboo in your heart and find a new self."
Persuading me to have an affair can be said in such a refined and elegant way.
My brother is indeed a genius!
… …
Time flew by like water.
The days of travel were so boring. He could not act cool, and there were no beauties.
On the left was the Big Fool, and on the right was Huang Feng.
In the middle was Shen Shisan, who was sneaking peeks at Huang Feng!
These two were really having an affair.
Shisan?
When did you go blind?
Why didn't I know you had such a weird taste?
The days of not being able to act cool passed by quickly!
...
Ten days later...
Shen Lang led the envoy into the Qiang Kingdom with a dozen or so Qiang people's heads!
Bam, bam, bam, bam...
The ground began to tremble.
Then, a group of Qiang Kingdom cavalry surged forward like a tidal wave, instantly surrounding Shen Lang.
A super tall, super strong, but also very beautiful woman rode a white cow and walked out of the crowd.
She held a Green Dragon Crescent Blade in her hand, which definitely weighed more than 50 kilograms.
No wonder she had to ride on a cow. Warhorses could not carry her at all.
"You are the envoy from the State of Yue, Shen Lang?" the female general from the Qiang Kingdom said coldly.
Shen Lang said, "Yes, I am!"
The female general said in a cold voice, "Capture them all! Skin this Shen Lang alive and pull out his tendons. Slice off his flesh piece by piece and feed it to the dogs!"
"Yes!"
Then, thousands of Qiang Kingdom cavalry wailed and waved their scimitars as they charged toward Shen Lang's envoy.
Shen Lang said loudly, "Princess Aru Nana, we are all on the same side, on the same side! Do you see the Big Fool behind me? Is he your husband? "
"Big Fool, why aren't you going to meet your wife?"
… …
Note: The second chapter has been uploaded. I will continue writing the third chapter. I feel like I'm going to the movies, but I can't even squeeze out two hours. Sob sob sob!
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