In Master Lang's eyes, the tigress Ning Yan might be a little cute.
But in the eyes of ordinary people, she was not cute at all. She was a total disaster.
In her world, only others could make her happy. She had never made others happy.
So she really drove her horse over.
What's more, she was riding a thousand-li horse. It was tall and mighty, and its speed was extremely fast.
And the Big Fool!
He was not born to dodge.
When he encountered a big tiger pouncing on him in the back mountain of Maple Village, he would not dodge.
It was the same now.
He just stood there in a daze.
"You're courting death!"
Ning Yan shouted angrily. She thought that the Big Fool was provoking her, so she urged the horse to speed up.
Everyone around closed their eyes, unable to bear to see what would happen next.
In their opinion, this blockhead would definitely be sent flying, vomiting blood, his muscles and bones broken, and die miserably.
What a pity.
They had never seen someone so tall and so big.
Even if he was a giant man, he would not be able to withstand the shocking impact of this warhorse.
"Ah!"
Everyone covered their eyes.
The tigress also let out a low cry.
This, this was the first time he had hit someone. She was really a little flustered.
At the critical moment, she jerked the reins, trying to stop everything from happening.
She was not as ruthless as she thought.
But it was too late!
"Bang!"
There was a loud noise.
Princess Ning Yan's warhorse, with incomparably amazing strength and momentum, crashed into the Big Fool.
Is he dead?
I-I'm a little regretful. Why did I do that?
However!
What happened next.
Everyone was stunned!
This, this blockhead was fine.
He quickly squatted down, grabbed the horse's legs with both hands, and suddenly lifted them up.
This tall thousand-li horse weighed more than 500 kilograms.
Princess Dahu was about 1.75 meters tall and weighed 120 kilograms.
The weight of these two added up was enough.
However, one person and one horse were lifted up by the Big Fool.
The thousand-li horse neighed loudly, its hind hooves on the ground, and its upper body was lifted in the air, struggling and kicking desperately.
However, it could not move at all.
Everyone exclaimed. This giant man was completely born with divine strength.
It was too amazing.
Princess Ning Yan was also shocked.
"Audacious assassin, you actually dared to attack the princess. Kill without mercy!"
Princess Ning Yan's warriors rushed forward and surrounded the Big Fool.
Dozens of swords were pointed at his neck.
Princess Ning Yan was delighted at first. It was good that he wasn't dead. But then, she became furious.
Not only did you block my way, but you also carried my horse?
Provocation, this was a complete provocation!
Then, she suddenly pulled out her sword and was about to slash at the Big Fool's arm.
It wasn't the neck, it was the arm.
Do you think I'm the scourge of the capital?
The Big Fool didn't care about the swords around him. He looked at Ning Yan and asked, "Do you know Two Dumb? Do you know where his house is? "
Ning Yan was startled, "Aren't you just a fool?"
The Big Fool shook his head. "No, I'm the Big Fool. Shenlang is the Second Fool."
Instantly!
Ning Yan quickly sheathed his sword and said, "You, you know Shen Lang?"
The Big Fool nodded and said, "Yes, I'm here to find him. Do you know where his house is?"
Princess Ning Yan said, "What's your relationship with Shen Lang?"
The Big Fool said, "I'm the Big Fool, and he's the Second Fool?"
The Big Fool was surprised. Shen Lang is smarter than a monkey. How could he have such a stupid brother?
But Big Fool, who does Shen Lang like to make friends with the most?
What a fool!
Do you think you, Ning Yan, are smarter than the Big Fool?
Shen Lang had schemed to make friends with you because you had big breasts and no brains, and even wanted to become brothers with you.
Not only does he treat you as a brother, but he also wants to sleep with you.
Of course, the tigress was completely ignorant of all this.
She only knew that Shen Lang cured her illness and saved her new life. Moreover, this person is very interesting. From now on, he is my brother.
Even if the flood rushed against the temple of the Dragon King, she didn't recognize her own people.
"Keep it, keep it, this fool is one of us." Princess Ning Yan said.
Immediately, dozens of warriors sheathed their swords.
Then, Princess Ning Yan said, "Fool, I'll take you to Shen Lang's house."
"Hey!" The Big Fool said happily, "I'm a Big Fool, not a fool."
The female warrior next to her said, "Your Highness, the Empire's Ambassador Yun Mengze is still waiting for you to race with him. He has been waiting at the horse track for a long time."
Princess Ning Yan said, "Let that trash wait. Anyway, he's also a stallion. If he's really bored waiting, let him play with the horses."
Suddenly, all the female warriors around were speechless.
Ning Yan said to the Big Fool, "Fool, put down my horse! My horse is a mare. What do you want to do when you hold it up like this? "
F * ck, you tigress really know how to spout dirty words.
However, the Big Fool didn't understand at all. He didn't even know the difference between a mare and a stallion.
He put down his horse.
Princess Ning Yan originally wanted to let one of the knights come down and let the Big Fool ride a horse. But seeing how tall he was, the horse probably wouldn't be able to carry him.
"Big Fool, you follow behind," Ning Yan said.
The Big Fool said, "Hey, okay!"
Then, Princess Ning Yan turned her horse around and entered the city again, galloping towards the Kim clan's courtyard.
Once the Big Fool princess started running, she couldn't stop because she was used to racing with others.
Just like that, her horse ran faster and faster, faster and faster.
The horses of the warriors under her command weren't that good. After a while, dozens of warriors were left far behind.
Fortunately, this was Xuanwu Avenue, so there couldn't be any assassins.
After running like crazy for a while, Princess Ning Yan remembered that there was a big fool following behind her. She didn't know where he was thrown to.
But when she looked back.
The Big Fool grinned at her.
He was right next to her, less than three feet away.
Princess Ning Yan was stunned.
What kind of body is this big fool?
Not only is he powerful, but he can also run so fast?
I know you have long legs, but isn't this too fast?
Am I a fine steed?
I've run for several miles, but you can follow me effortlessly, and it seems that you can run faster?
Soon after, Princess Ning Yan and the Big Fool arrived at the Kim clan's courtyard.
The Big Fool rushed in excitedly.
"Two Dumb, I'm here, I'm here!"
"I've missed you for more than half a year!"
"Master went to do something and left me at the gate of the capital, so I came to find you."
"Master said he found me a wife and asked me to go on a blind date? What is a blind date? "
"Master said I should compete with Grand Master Ning Jie's disciple. Who is Ning Jie?"
"Two Dumb, Two Dumb, Two Dumb!"
The Big Fool was so excited.
For more than half a year, the person he missed the most was Two Dumb, Shen Lang.
Now he was finally going to see him. He shouted as he rushed into the Kim clan's courtyard.
However, Shen Lang was not at home.
Only the charming Xiao Bing was at home, and she could be considered as half the hostess.
She was embroidering clothes for Shen Lang at this time. This coquettish girl was still not sleeping.
Because she was excited, she didn't need to sleep at all. She would sleep with her son-in-law at night.
When she saw the Big Fool, she was stunned at first, then rolled her eyes. She didn't care at all, nor did she have the surprise of meeting an old friend in a foreign land.
This girl was a snob. After becoming Shen Lang's woman, she only had eyes for Shen Lang and Mulan. She didn't even care about Jin Mucong, let alone the Big Fool.
In her opinion, this Big Fool was a big fool who ate and drank for free.
Fortunately, the son-in-law didn't dislike these poor old friends after becoming rich. If it were me, Xiao Bing, I would have long pretended that I didn't know these poor relatives.
… …..
The ten-thousand-year county office!
This ten-thousand-year county magistrate, Wang Qike, didn't know that the mastermind behind the burning of the Holy Temple was Shen Lang. With his rank, he didn't know such a top secret.
In fact, only the Monarch, Su Nan, and Su Jianting knew.
Moreover, the Su family would never leak it.
The Monarch didn't intend to pursue the matter. Wouldn't it be shameful for the Su family to leak it?
They couldn't really prove Shen Lang's crime. On the contrary, it would make people think that Shen Lang was very powerful. He actually relied on his own strength to trick the Su family once.
And the most important thing was that the instigator of the burning of the Holy Temple was Princess Ning Yan. Were they going to pursue the matter?
Wang Qike heard that Shen Lang had led warriors to break the prison.
He was shocked at first, then overjoyed.
Shen Lang, you're too arrogant. Do you think this is your Xuanwu City?
This is the capital.
You dare to break the prison?
You're courting death.
Xuanwu can't protect you and the waste fifth prince can't protect you.
Shen Lang said to Miss Chen, "I'll have someone prepare a carriage for you. You and your husband will immediately go to the fields to catch leeches."
Miss Chen excitedly said, "There's no need to go to the fields outside the city. There is a pond behind the government office and there are many leeches there. I'll bring someone to catch a bowl of them."
The county magistrate Wang Qike was surprised.
This woman was very poisonous. It seemed like she had already thought of this torture method, she even knew where the leeches were.
"Go!" Wang Qike said.
Miss Chen picked up a towel to wipe herself. Then she seductively put on her clothes and gracefully walked out to catch leeches from the pond.
This woman was too bewitching.
Wang Qike felt that his powerful body couldn't take it anymore.
Initially, he thought that Shen Lang was behind the blood test last night. But now, it seemed that the possibility of Yu Fangzhou being cuckolded was very high.
"Sleep with her ten more times and I'll immediately cut off our relationship."
"How about fifteen times!"
"How about twenty times?"
The county magistrate Wang Qike changed into his official robes and took a deep breath. Then he sternly shouted, "Someone, gather all the troops. Go and meet the prison robbers. "
"Immediately report to the ten thousand year thousand households and have them immediately send reinforcements."
… … …
Actually, Shen Lang had only brought a few dozen warriors with him.
Moreover, he had deliberately ordered Eunuch Li Sun to stay in the sedan.
Then his subordinate Shen Shisan shouted outside.
"Peng!"
A loud sound rang out!
The doors of the ten thousand year government office suddenly opened.
Over a hundred bailiffs charged out and confronted Shen Lang's several dozen warriors.
"Ai!"
Li Sun inside the sedan let out a sigh in his heart.
What was the point?
You want me to go out and show myself, and then easily rescue Kaneki Satoshi?
Why did you have to do this?
But Shen Lang was a person who would act cool if he had a chance. Even if he didn't have a chance, he would still act cool.
The main point was that he wanted to harm people!
He was not satisfied with rescuing Jin Mucong, nor was he satisfied with killing Yu Fangzhou and his wife. He wanted to take the opportunity to harm Wang Qike.
The county magistrate, Wang Qike, walked out in a dignified manner in his fifth-rank official robe.
"Shen Lang, are you rebelling?"
Shen Lang said, "Lord Wang, please release the heir of my Xuan Wu Mansion, Jin Mucong, immediately. Otherwise, you will bear the consequences."
"Hahaha …" Wang Qike laughed and said, "In your dreams, Shen Lang. Do you think Jin Mucong's case is over after the burning of the Holy Temple has shocked the world? Impossible! "
Then, he looked at the wound on Shen Lang's neck and said, "Did you feel better after the thirty lashes in the palace today? This morning at the entrance of the palace, your clown-like behavior has long since spread throughout the capital. Marquis Su Nan was merciful and didn't hold it against you for the sake of his family. Otherwise, it wouldn't have been just thirty lashes. You would have been beaten to death! "
Shen Lang shrunk his neck, as if to hide the wound on his neck.
Then, he said in a threatening manner, "The Qiang people burned my Holy Temple, and all the scholars in the world are indignant. You are still detaining the heir of my Xuan Wu Mansion. What are you trying to do? Last night, the case was clear. It was that poisonous woman from the Chen family who raped the heir of my Xuan Wu Mansion, Jin Mucong. The blood test has already revealed the truth, but you are still detaining Jin Mucong. What are you trying to do? "
Wang Qike said, "Shen Lang, don't be anxious, don't be anxious. Jin Mucong will soon confess. At that time, there will be irrefutable evidence. No matter how cunning you are, you won't be able to overturn the case. Under the wise decision of the Monarch, the disturbance at the Holy Temple will soon subside. At that time, the people in the world will still blame the Kim family. Do you think this matter will end so easily? In your dreams! "
Shen Lang said coldly, "Are you going to release him or not?"
The County Magistrate Wang Qike said, "No!"
Shen Lang said sternly, "How dare you, Wang Qike! I am here to release Jin Mucong on the order of the Monarch. How dare you stop me?"
Wang Qike said, "The order of the Monarch? Take it out! "
Shen Lang's imposing manner weakened, as if he was speechless. He said, "There is no order, but I understand the meaning of the Monarch. He wants to release Jin Mucong."
"Hahahaha …" Wang Qike laughed out loud. "Shen Lang, how dare you speculate about His Majesty's intentions. You are really tired of living. You want to save him? Break the prison if you have the guts! "
Shen Lang said loudly, "Wang Qike, Jin Mucong is innocent. Yu Fangzhou and his wife have committed a heinous crime. Don't make a mistake."
Wang Qike found it ridiculous.
Yu Fangzhou and his wife have committed a heinous crime?
A small businessman is worthy of the word heinous crime?
What a joke!
Wang Qike said with a cold face, "Shen Lang, it is impossible to release him. I will say it again. Break the prison if you have the guts!"
Shen Lang seemed to have fallen into a struggle, and then he gritted his teeth and said, "Men, charge in with me and rescue Prince Kaneki Satoshi!"
As he gave the order.
The dozens of warriors behind him drew their swords and sabers and rushed inside.
The County Magistrate Wang Qike was overjoyed.
He made his move. Shen Lang finally made his move.
Under the Monarch's feet, you, Shen Lang, dare to lead your family warriors to attack the government. This is equivalent to rebellion!
No one in the world can save you now!
Just wait for your death!
Then, Wang Qike ordered loudly, "Stop him, stop him!"
Of course, the runners could not stop the elite warriors, even if their numbers were doubled.
And Wang Qike only pretended to resist.
He had to make Shen Lang charge into the authorities and make the jailbreak a reality.
In just a moment, hundreds of runners were defeated.
Dozens of Shen Lang's warriors easily rushed into the County Magistrate's office.
It's done!
Wang Qike was overjoyed.
Shen Lang was dead for sure, dead for sure!
Then he shouted, "Men, men, go to the Thousand Households Office, the Military Office, the Bureau of Military Affairs. Shen Lang is rebelling! The Xuan Wu Mansion is rebelling! "
He was trembling with excitement.
Immediately, dozens of warriors rode fast horses and went everywhere to report.
The eunuch Li Sun was carried into the County Magistrate's office in a palanquin.
He almost covered his face as he watched.
There was no bottom line, no bottom line at all.
You, Shen Lang, used to talk and laugh with the Monarch, but you have no bottom line at all.
And the County Magistrate, Wang Qike.
Your information is too mismatched. Do you know what Shen Lang did last night?
Do you know what Shen Lang did this morning?
If you knew, you would wet your pants.
Unfortunately, Wang Qike really did not know. He only heard that Shen Lang performed like a clown in front of the palace this morning, and was whipped thirty times and beaten half to death.
… …
Shen Lang rushed into the county prison with dozens of warriors and rescued Jin Mucong.
When he rushed in, Jin Mucong was still snoring.
When he woke up, he found that his brother-in-law had come to break the prison. He was so scared that he almost wet his pants.
"Brother-in-law, are you breaking the prison? Please don't, please don't! "
"It's fine for me to stay in prison. They won't dare to kill me. At most, I'll suffer a little. If you break the prison, it'll be a rebellion. "
"Something can happen to me, but you can't, brother-in-law. The Kim family can live without me, but it can't live without you! "
"Brother-in-law, I will remember your concern for me. With a family member like you, my life is worth it. I won't go out. I'll stay in prison. Hurry up and leave. Don't break the prison."
Shen Lang could not help but be stunned.
Who said that the fat otaku was stupid?
He was obviously very sensible!
Shen Lang waved his hand and said, "Take the Crown Prince away."
Then, Shen Shisan and the warriors of the family stepped forward and directly carried Jin Mucong out.
"I won't go, I won't go!"
"Brother-in-law, don't break the prison, don't break the prison!"
The fat otaku desperately hugged the iron pillar of the big boss and refused to go.
In the end, he was carried away by Shen Shisan and the others.
… …
When Shen Lang and the others rushed out of the prison and came to the courtyard outside, it was already densely packed with soldiers.
The surrounding thousand households all came out in full force.
There were more than a thousand people, and they surrounded the courtyard so tightly that not even a drop of water could trickle through. Even Shen Lang's warriors were surrounded so tightly that not even a drop of water could escape.
Shen Lang was very excited!
Wang Qike finally moved the surrounding soldiers over. There was finally a big scene.
At this time, Yu Fangzhou and his wife, Miss Chen, rushed out and pointed at Shen Lang and screamed, "Magistrate, Shen Lang broke the prison, Shen Lang broke the prison!"
Miss Chen looked at Shen Lang with eyes filled with endless hatred.
Last night, it was this pretty boy who brought her endless humiliation.
And Yu Fangzhou's eyes were filled with excitement as if he wanted to eat someone.
He was an official fanatic, so of course he knew the seriousness of a prison break.
What's more, this was the capital. Shen Lang brought the private army of Xuan Wu Mansion to break the prison. This was a complete rebellion!
Shen Lang was dead!
Hahahaha!
Even now, Yu Fangzhou didn't know why the blood test last night went wrong, but it was definitely done by that evil beast, Shen Lang.
Now that this beast was finally going to suffer, the heavens had eyes.
In fact, Yu Fangzhou was also very curious. Shen Lang should be very smart, so why would he do something like breaking the prison?
Shen Lang looked at Yu Fangzhou's wife, Miss Chen's hand.
This woman was holding a bowl in her hand. The bowl was densely packed with leeches. There were hundreds of them wriggling around, looking very disgusting.
Shen Lang had trypophobia, so he was most afraid of leeches and other mollusks.
Then, he was filled with anger.
Such a poisonous woman. These leeches were obviously going to be fed to Jin Mucong.
This was a torture to make Jin Mucong confess. Moreover, there were no visible wounds on the surface.
What was even more terrifying was that after being fed to these leeches, even if they were killed by saltwater, the blood flukes inside would not be killed.
In this world, Shen Lang wouldn't be able to find a medicine to kill the blood flukes.
At that time, even a gynecologist like Shen Lang wouldn't be able to save Jin Mucong.
Fat Otaku was so obedient, and you want to kill him?
Shen Lang looked at Wang Qike and said coldly, "Lord Wang, I am under the orders of the Monarch to take away Jin Mucong. Are you going against the order?"
"Hahaha …" The Ten Thousand Year Magistrate Wang Qike said, "Shen Lang, you still dare to say that this is the order of the Monarch? Where is the imperial edict? Take it out, take it out … "
Of course there was no imperial edict!
Wang Qike said sternly, "The son-in-law of the Xuan Wu Mansion, Shen Lang, has faked the imperial edict and committed the crime of deceiving the emperor. He led the Kim family's private army to attack the Ten Thousand Year Magistrate's office and break into the prison. This is equivalent to rebellion. Arrest him! If he disobeys, kill him! "
"Yes!"
The thousands of soldiers of the Ten Thousand Year Magistrate shouted in unison.
Then, they pulled out their swords, bows and arrows, and aimed at Shen Lang and dozens of warriors.
Shen Lang said sternly, "Wang Qike, are you really going against the imperial edict?"
The Ten Thousand Year Magistrate Wang Qike grinned and said, "Attack!"
Suddenly, hundreds of thousands of soldiers rushed forward.
At this time, Li Sun, the eunuch in the sedan, coughed.
Can I come out now?
Shen Lang, you should have laid the foundation for the atmosphere. Now is the time for you to trick people.
I have just been flogged today, and my butt is bleeding. I really can't sit still.
He slowly walked out of the sedan.
"The Monarch's oral edict, the case of Jin Mucong is non-existent, and the Ten Thousand Year Magistrate is ordered to release him immediately!"
"The Monarch's interpreter, the businessman Yu Fangzhou sold the Romance of Dong Li without permission, and his whole family was killed!"
Suddenly, Wang Qike felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
He looked at Li Sun in disbelief.
Of course, he knew who this eunuch was. He was the Monarch's trusted eunuch.
'So there really is an oral edict from the Monarch! There really is!
How, how is this possible? '
Yu Fangzhou completely lost his ability to respond.
'The Romance of Dong Li'? When did I sell this book?
Last year, I sold the book 'Chronicles of the East', and it almost made me bankrupt. If it weren't for Kaneki Satoshi's' Battle Through the Heavens: Boundless Wind and Moon ', my Yu Family would have been completely finished.
But how could I have the guts to sell 'The Romance of Dong Li'? Do I have a death wish?
It's full of nudity, and it's all about the Empress and Empress Dowager of the Great Yan Empire.
Anyone who touches this book will die!
Yu Fangzhou immediately knelt down and wailed.
"I'm innocent, I'm innocent!"
"This is definitely a frame-up. This is a frame-up. Lord Wang, please investigate this matter."
His wife, Miss Chen, pointed at Shen Lang and said, "It's you, you must be the one who framed our family."
He said to Wang Qike, "Lord Wang, it must be Shen Lang who placed 'The Romance of Dong Li' in our library. He must be the one who framed us. You must seek justice for this servant!"
Shen Lang stepped forward and said to Shen Shisan, "Hold down Yu Fangzhou and his wife."
Shen Shisan and a few warriors stepped forward and pressed Yu Fangzhou and his wife to the ground.
Shen Lang took the bowl of leeches and said, "What is this? It's chubby and cute. It should be very nutritious. "
In an instant.
Yu Fangzhou's wife, Miss Chen, was scared out of her wits.
"A man who is never content is like a snake trying to swallow an elephant!" Shen Lang said, "Jin Mucong, you must remember, when you see a pitiful person, it's okay to sympathize with them. Don't change their fate so easily, understand?"
Miss Chen kneeled on the ground and desperately kowtowed as she said, "Shen, I was wrong, I was wrong! I am willing to expose that I, Yu Fangzhou, framed Jin Mucong. He was the one who fed Jin Mucong the love medicine and then forced me to defile him. He was the one who forced me to do this. "
"I also want to expose that the ten thousand year county magistrate Wang Qike knew about this and was an accomplice. He was the one who framed the Xuan Wu Mansion's successor, Jin Mucong. I want to report this, I want to report this. The ten thousand year county magistrate Wang Qike raped me twice, twice, a whole two times. "
Miss Chen wildly bit down.
Shen Lang softly said, "I don't care about the truth and no one cares about the truth. Shisan, open her mouth!"
Shen Shisan came forward and opened Miss Chen's mouth.
She bit down too hard and couldn't be opened at all.
Shen Shisan directly removed her chin.
Shen Lang directly fed half the bowl of leeches into her mouth.
"Ah … Ah … Ah …"
You reap what you sow!
Yu Fangzhou on the side trembled as he looked at Shen Lang and said in a trembling voice, "A man must be ruthless, a man must be ruthless. I don't regret it, I don't regret it … Ah …"
Shen Lang poured the other half of the bowl of leeches into Yu Fangzhou's stomach.
The ten thousand year county magistrate Wang Qike on the side collapsed to the ground as his body trembled.
… … …
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