Looking at Emerald's serious expression, Theresa also became serious.
She fell into deep thought.
"It makes sense. The way a strong AI falls in love should be different from ordinary people. If it's really an ordinary person, it's impossible for them to cheat our Coloured Glaze. So, I have to understand this pattern in depth to expose A Boxing Champion's scam."
Theresa paced back and forth in the wine cellar. After thinking for a while, her small face fell again, "Emerald, your plan is not workable. Do you want me to go directly to A Boxing Champion and ask him how to cheat girls?"
"Can't you?"
Emerald said seriously, "A Boxing Champion and you are good friends, and he taught you a lot of magic. You can approach him as a friend, ask for information, and then attack him. Can't you do that?"
"Of course not. If I endure it all the way, then it's fine. But just now I angrily went to settle the score with A Boxing Champion. Now I'm going to be friends with him as if nothing happened and ask him how to pursue girls. Isn't that strange? He'll be a ghost if he tells me! "
Theresa was distressed, "Aiya, it's all my fault. I was too impulsive. If only I didn't show the cannon in such a hurry."
"That's true."
Emerald quietly walked behind Theresa. Her slender liquid metal hand was raised to the most comfortable temperature for humans. She gently pressed Theresa's temples like a feather and massaged her unhurriedly.
Theresa was used to enjoying Emerald's service during this period of time. She moaned comfortably.
"Don't blame yourself. It's not your fault. It's all my bad idea."
Emerald took the opportunity to get close to Theresa's ear and whispered, "I'm sorry, captain. My bad ideas often get you into trouble, but please believe me. I really didn't do it on purpose. I'm just a very useless artificial intelligence that has been dormant for too long, lost most of its core data, and will malfunction from time to time."
When she said that, Theresa felt embarrassed.
"Don't say that. It's just a small matter. I'm a man of steel who is used to big storms. Why would I take it to heart?"
Theresa waved her small hand and suddenly thought of something. Her eyes instantly widened. "Wait, what did you just say? You said you were …"
"I'm a useless artificial intelligence that often makes mistakes." Emerald lowered her head and said.
"No, no, no. The first part is not important. The last four words are the most important. Jade, you are also an artificial intelligence, just like A Boxing Champion!" Theresa jumped up in joy, as if she had found a blind spot.
Feicui's expression was somewhat blank: "So?"
"So, the tricks A Boxing Champion knows, the 10,000 ways to deceive girls, you know them too, don't you?"
Theresa excitedly patted Feicui's shoulder, "Aiya, we've searched high and low for you, only to find it by chance. We don't even need to hide next to A Boxing Champion, we can just look for you. Wouldn't we know everything?"
Feicui hesitated: "This …"
"Stop this and that, be straightforward!"
Theresa said, "Come on, Jade. Tell us the ten thousand ways that you artificial intelligences can deceive girls!"
"I don't know how."
Feicui lowered her eyes and somewhat unhappily said, "Captain, please don't confuse me with A Boxing Champion. He is an evil strong artificial intelligence. Although I am a bit stupid, I am a good strong artificial intelligence. Only evil artificial intelligences can deceive girls. Our good artificial intelligences, if we want to fall in love, we will never use deceit. We will also give our heart."
"Okay, okay, okay. It's my fault. Don't show such a bitter expression, okay? Our good Jade is ten thousand times better than A Boxing Champion, that pig trotter."
Theresa said, "Then you should give your heart. Tell me in detail how you fell in love before. Is that okay?"
"It's useless."
Feicui still shook her head, "The power of words is weak. There is not much difference between us falling in love and humans falling in love. It is nothing more than eating, sending flowers, shopping, and so on. There are also a lot of details that can only be understood but not described.
"Moreover, I have been dormant for so long. A lot of emotional data have been lost. I can't remember a lot of advanced methods at once. I'm afraid I can only remember them after falling in love.
"So, I'm sorry, Captain, I can't help you."
"Don't, don't be like this, Feicui, my good Jade!"
Theresa finally found the hope of a counterattack. How could she give up so easily? She shamelessly grabbed Feicui's hand and shook it. She acted like a spoiled child and said, "Help me, please help me. I know you are the kindest and smartest artificial intelligence in the universe. You can definitely remember all the methods to pursue a girl!
"As for the details that can only be understood but not described, right, just say it and don't practice it. How about this, Jade, you use all the methods on me, how about it?"
Feicui froze.
It was as if he was shocked by Theresa's brilliant idea.
"This … how can I?"
Feicui shook her head and firmly said, "I can't deceive your feelings."
"Nonsense, our Coloured Glaze is an ignorant little girl. A Boxing Champion took advantage of her ignorance. This is called deceit."
Theresa waved her small fist, "But Feicui, you are so kind and honest. You have already told me everything, and I am the one who asked you to use it. How can this be called deceit? This is called mutual consent.
"Yes, I feel more and more that I am a genius to be able to come up with such a good idea.
"First of all, this kind of personal experience is definitely more powerful than words. It can help me understand how artificial intelligence fall in love.
"Second, didn't you lose a lot of emotional data? It's okay, I will help you find it. A Boxing Champion has ten thousand ways to deceive a girl. If we work together, we can figure out ten thousand and one ways. We are definitely better than him.
"Third, and most importantly, this way, Coloured Glaze and I will have a common language! You see, when the time comes, I will look for Coloured Glaze and tell her that I am also with an artificial intelligence. Then we will have a lot of topics to talk about. After all, this kind of taboo relationship is only between us and Coloured Glaze in the Pangu universe, right?
"As we talk, I will naturally tell Coloured Glaze about the artificial intelligence's emotional scams. She will not think that I am an armchair strategist. Also, I will use your kindness to contrast A Boxing Champion's evil. This will definitely save Coloured Glaze from the fire pit!"
Feicui listened quietly, but she didn't say anything.
"Hey, say something, can't you?" Theresa pouted.
"It sounds reasonable, but there is a small problem." Feicui said.
"What problem?" Theresa blinked.
"I don't want to." Feicui said lightly.
"Why? Feicui, are you not willing to help me? "Theresa felt wronged.
"I am a kind artificial intelligence. I may be a little stupid, but I am also very stubborn. No matter what, I cannot deceive a human, especially my captain's feelings."
Feicui said, "Moreover, when we artificial intelligences fall in love, many of our moves are very lethal. I am afraid that you will not be able to withstand it and will be injured.
"I cannot deceive or hurt my captain. This is a law that is written into my deepest logic. I cannot break it. I am sorry, captain."
"Aiya, why are you so stubborn? I already said that it is not deceit, it is consensual! "
Theresa was so anxious that she stomped her feet. "Moreover, do you not trust me that much? I am the Star Cannon King Han Te. I have pursued so many girls and seen all kinds of situations. Why would I be afraid of your moves and be injured? What a joke!
"Come, come, come, Feicui. It is fine if you did not mention it today, but since you have already said it, you must try it on me. I want to see what kind of tricks you artificial intelligences have!"
No matter what she said, Feicui just turned around and ignored her.
Feicui simply picked up the scattered wine glasses and wine bottles and was ready to leave the wine cellar.
"Don't go, Feicui!"
Theresa was anxious. "Is it really impossible? Is it really so hard for you? Can't you help me at all?"
"It's really impossible. I will not break the rule."
Emerald had already twisted her waist and walked to the door. She paused for a moment and said, "Unless, as the captain, you order me to treat this matter as a combat mission of the Emerald Cruiser. A combat order is the highest level of command, enough to override all laws."
"Right, why didn't I think of that!"
The drunk magical beauty knocked her head hard, put her hands on her hips, and said triumphantly, "I am now ordering you as the captain of the Emerald. Feicui, don't dawdle. Quickly use all your tricks to deceive girls … Ah!"
Before the last word could be finished, it turned into a cry of surprise.
It was Feicui who stepped back with incredible agility and once again carried the tipsy Theresa in her arms.
"Gulp."
Feicui took a sip of wine.
A doting smile appeared on her mature and intellectual face.
"I really don't know what to do with you, my captain. Then let's begin. The 1352nd move of artificial intelligences in love."
She took another sip of wine.
But she did not swallow it.
The sparkling wine stained her plump lips, as gorgeous as a ruby.
Theresa looked at it and inexplicably felt a little flustered. She stammered, "Wait, why don't you start with the first move?"
"That's because I personally prefer this move, Captain."
Feicui, with half a mouthful of wine in her mouth, leaned close to Theresa's burning earlobe and said vaguely.
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