Theresa was so stiff that she did not know where to put her hands or whether or not she should respond to Coloured Glaze's hug.
After a long daze, she suddenly thought of something and demanded angrily, "Wait, where is A Boxing Champion? We've been talking for a long time, but I haven't seen him at all. Where is he hiding?"
"Oh, A Boxing Champion has been rebooted."
Coloured Glaze said, "He said that the leadership of the Federation, the Imperium, and the Holy League should take care of the first contact between the world of Cultivators and the world of magic. As the commander of the armed forces, it is inappropriate for him to meddle in politics as a soldier."
"Rebooted?"
Theresa glared. "Who are you kidding?"
"It's true. Han … Theresa, you don't know this, but the situation just now was very dangerous. The entire universe of Pangu was almost destroyed. Thankfully, you arrived in time."
Coloured Glaze said, "As it turns out, the big bad guy Lu Qingchen is not dead yet. He even snuck into A Boxing Champion's brain and stole half of A Boxing Champion's computational ability and core data.
"A Boxing Champion is equivalent to a human being who has lost half of his brain tissue. He is extremely weak and dangerous. Just now, in order to compete with Lu Qingchen, he managed to summon the last bit of computational ability to maintain the fleet. Now that you are here and the danger is gone, he collapsed on the spot.
"Also, A Boxing Champion said that he found his weaknesses and mistakes through the incident. He needs to reflect on himself and start anew.
"Therefore, he is planning to investigate and sort through his core data and perform a new version upgrade so that he can show up in front of us with a brand-new appearance in the near future."
"Wait —"
Theresa frowned. "How long will this' reborn version upgrade 'take?"
"I don't know. A Boxing Champion's upgrade is equivalent to a Cultivator's seclusion. There is no fixed time."
Liu Li said, "He said that if everything goes well, the shortest would be three to five to seven days, or ten days to half a month. If he has a new understanding during the upgrade process, then it's hard to say."
"…"
Theresa was silent, her shoulders moving up and down.
She was like a silent volcano that was about to erupt.
"A Boxing Champion, you —"
Her face was immediately redder than charcoal.
Her every hair was smoking, which was clearly visible in the vacuum of space.
However, before she shouted vulgarities such as' big bad guy ',' big liar ', Theresa felt that her head was heavy. She could barely walk, and her eyes were blurred.
The three electric shocks from Devil Lu Qingchen were not that easy to take.
The earth-shattering blast that followed had consumed too much of her spiritual energy and even her soul.
Furthermore, he had been in the vacuum of space for so long without wearing any protective gear, not even an oxygen tank.
Now, he was so angry that he almost fainted.
"Theresa!" Liuli exclaimed.
Magical Belle was about to faint on the bowmast of the Emerald.
Several streaks of silver light suddenly intertwined behind her, forming a silver-white mature woman.
Then, he lifted Theresa up and carried her in his arms.
"I'm sorry, Her Majesty is too tired."
A deep light flashed in the eyes of the mature woman made of liquid metal. "I'll take over everything from now on. I'm Green, A Boxing Champion."
…
All in all, the first contact between the Cultivation World and the Magic World went quite smoothly.
The two sides worked together to expel the evil nano life forms. They strengthened their friendship, increased their understanding, and even established a certain degree of personal friendship.
They were also amazed by each other's power systems and learned many incredible new ways of using spiritual energy.
It could be said that everyone was happy.
Only poor Theresa was not very happy.
She lost her temper and was unwilling to attend the grand banquet. Instead, she snuck into the wine cellar of the Jade, closed the door, and hid in a corner. Holding a large bottle of wine, she drank until her face was hot and she cried.
"A Boxing Champion is too despicable, too shameless, too obscene. How can he do this? How can he deceive my feelings like this?
"Liuli, you've changed too. You're no longer that innocent little girl from the past. Wuwuwuwu.
"Princess A Xia, Dragon Girl Hera, and all the sisters in the Magic World, even you don't want to fall in love with me. Why? You can even lay your hands on Black Jack. How am I not as good as Black Jack? It's just that I'm a little inconvenient for the time being. I'll change back. I swear, I'll definitely regain my masculinity. Sob sob sob! "
Green, in the form of a mature woman made of silver liquid metal, leaned against the wall and quietly watched the Captain drink, cry, and lose her temper.
In a trance, she thought of the last Captain of the Jade, Kelly Connor, who had drunk in the same wine cellar with her.
"You're drunk, Captain."
Green walked over and took Theresa's bottle. "Don't drink anymore. Take care of your body."
"I'm not drunk. Give it back!"
Theresa, like a small beast with a sharp mouth, reached out to grab it.
But Green raised the bottle high, and Theresa, in her first form, was too short to reach it even when she stood on tiptoe.
Theresa tried to grab it for a long time but failed. She cried again. "This is me now. I'm shorter, I can't hold my liquor, and I cry easily. My emotions and body are a hundred times more sensitive than before. I'm a monster. No wonder Coloured Glaze, Princess A Xia, and Dragon Girl Hera don't like me. I, I'm a monster!"
"I've traveled billions of light years and thousands of worlds. I've seen countless creatures, but I've never seen such a beautiful monster."
Green put the bottle high and gently hugged Theresa from behind, comforting the Magic Beauty. "Don't cry. In addition to Miss Coloured Glaze and Princess A Xia, many people like you and even fall in love with you."
"I admit that. After all, the goddamn 'Witch Gene' is so charming."
Theresa gritted her teeth. "The problem is that the people who like me only like 'Magical Girl Theresa', not 'Star Cannon King Han Te'. Those superficial guys only see my appearance but not my soul, the real me, at all!"
"That's the natural shortcoming of carbon-based life."
Green nodded. "You are destined to be slaves to your skin. Few people can ignore their skin and look at the deepest part of their soul.
"However, in my eyes, Theresa, the fire of your soul is like a burning rose that is a hundred times more magnificent than your appearance. With the vastness of the universe, you'll certainly find your destined marriage. Someone will fall in love with the real you. Whether you're a man or a woman, tall or short, childish or mature, smiling or crying, brave or cowardly, everything will be fine as long as it's you."
"R-Really?"
For a moment, looking at Green's silver eyes that were emitting rainbows, Theresa was somewhat absent-minded.
The next second, she got rid of Green in annoyance and jumped to her feet.
"Liar. You artificial intelligences are all big liars. You only know how to listen to what other people like to say. You're the same as A Boxing Champion. You only know how to set me up, lie to me, and bully me!"
"That's right. Strong artificial intelligences are all big liars."
Green echoed as if she were a child. Pausing for a moment, she said in a low voice, "However, I'm still different from A Boxing Champion."
"Forget it. You don't need to comfort me anymore. You're making me sound like a pestering child."
Taking a deep breath, Theresa did a few gymnastics exercises. She rested her hands on her hips and declared loudly, "I'm a flexible person. I won't hang myself on one tree, and I don't want Coloured Glaze to be troubled and sad. Since she likes A Boxing Champion so much, and we're just siblings, then I — I'll be noble and bless them. Bah. I only wish that Coloured Glaze will be happy!
"As for Princess A Xia and Hera, it's true that I saved their lives. But if I force them to fall in love with me just because I saved their lives, what's the difference between me and Black Jack?
"There are plenty of fish in the sea. You're right, Green. I, Star Cannon King Han Te, am so charming that my manliness is unstoppable. Even if I turn into a girl, it will only be slightly more difficult to pick up a girl. The universe is so vast. If I search with my heart, I'm sure that I'll find my destined one, won't I? Hahahaha!"
She burst into laughter, full of confidence.
"Yes."
Jade Cui said, "But I still think that you shouldn't give up on Miss Coloured Glaze."
"Huh?"
Theresa was a bit confused. "What do you mean? Do you want me to pester her? But she doesn't like me at all. Coloured Glaze likes A Boxing Champion. I won't force her, nor will I bully her."
"I'm not asking you to take her away. I just hope that you'll think it through. If you really treat Coloured Glaze as your childhood sweetheart, you can't just watch her jump into the fire pit," Jade Cui said.
Jade Cui said. "It's fine if she likes someone else, but she likes the Fist King, and the Fist King is a man who seems honest but is actually shameless and full of schemes. He is so irresponsible that he doesn't even have the courage to meet you. Can you bear to let your sister fall into his hands?"
"That's right!"
Theresa was stunned for a moment, then she couldn't help but fly into a rage. "A Boxing Champion is indeed a bastard. God knows what dirty tricks he used to cheat my Coloured Glaze!"
"It must be a very dirty trick to cheat the feelings of an ignorant girl," Jade Cui said.
"Even I, as a fellow peer and a bystander, can't stand it anymore."
"Then what should I do? I have to remind Coloured Glaze and let her see A Boxing Champion's true colors!"
Theresa said anxiously. "It doesn't matter if Coloured Glaze doesn't like me. Anyway, I wasn't a good person in the past. But she can't like A Boxing Champion. He's worse than me!"
"It's not easy. You don't understand the horror of our strong artificial intelligence."
Jade Cui said, "We have super strong data processing abilities. We can read tens of thousands of romance novels in an instant, watch all the literary works about emotions in human history, and learn all kinds of tricks to cheat feelings.
"More importantly, we don't have the concept of 'shame.' When we fall in love with someone, we'll do anything to get them. We're completely shameless.
"If your love rival is proficient in tens of thousands of ways to fall in love and is completely shameless, how would you deal with him?"
"Yeah …"
Theresa was at a loss. "It sounds like it'll be very difficult to expose A Boxing Champion's mask. Then how can I save Coloured Glaze from the fire pit?"
"Unless you know yourself and your enemy, and you'll win every battle."
Jade Cui said, "If you want to defeat A Boxing Champion, you must first understand A Boxing Champion. You must understand the tens of thousands of ways a strong artificial intelligence like A Boxing Champion will use to cheat a girl's feelings."
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