"So, is it okay to eat?" When Li Jie asked Star-Lord like this, Star-Lord Quill had an impulse to kill the person in front of him.
Quill gritted his teeth and said, "What do you think?!"
Li Jie touched his chin and said, "Seeing that all of you have finished eating, it should be quite to your liking. As an earthling, can't you eat spicy food? "
What Star-Lord is really ashamed to say is that he really can't eat spicy food. Now he has a burning feeling from his stomach to his chrysanthemum. Spiciness is a tactile experience, not a taste.
So this is also the reason why Kamala scolded Star-Lord and these earthlings as perverts before. Who the fuck wants to experience pain while eating! Are all earthlings masochists?!
Isn't the primary purpose of eating to fill the stomach, and the secondary purpose is to taste the taste? Why do you want to make yourself uncomfortable? Why do you want to experience the feeling of your whole body being roasted by a raging fire? Especially a certain part, now several members of the Guardian of the Galaxy, including Star-Lord, are afraid to sit down.
"I'm not Mexican, nor am I Indian!" Star-Lord stared at Li Jie, wanting to kill the hooded man in front of him whose face could not be seen clearly. But it is obvious that he is far from being the opponent of the other party.
Even if he pulls the strongest combat power of the Guardian of the Galaxy, Drax the Destroyer, it would not be enough.
Because the Destroyer was now lying on the bed, groaning and wobbling as he walked. Because he ate too much, he had a lot of diarrhea, which caused him to stay on the toilet for too long, causing his blood flow to be impeded.
Comrade Li Jie showed 120% apology for what happened to the members of the Guardian of the Galaxy and said, "I'm really sorry, you said that you are an earthling, I thought you could accept the taste of the earth. It doesn't seem like it. "
Star-Lord didn't answer, he just stared at Li Jie like that. Li Jie waved his hand. "This is a small mistake in our work. We will not provide such spicy food for the next meal. And I also brought you a healing item. "
As he spoke, Li Jie handed over the prepared Ma Yinglong Ointment to Star-Lord: "This thing is good for your Anus. Just dab it on the area where you feel uncomfortable. Apply it externally, don't take it. "
Star-Lord Quill was skeptical about the Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoid Ointment that Li Jie brought, but he still accepted it. This was because everyone could only sleep on their stomachs. What if this ointment really worked?
However, Star-Lord just caught a detail from Li Jie's words: "The next food? What does that mean? Are you going to imprison us? "
This was the last thing the Guardian of the Galaxy wanted to see. It was supposed to be a happy trip home, but it turned out like this. And speaking of which, Star-Lord still has an important message to report to Earth.
However, he didn't plan to talk about it for the time being because he couldn't figure out whether the Earth Federation was real or an alien in disguise. Perhaps these people were the ones who had invaded Earth?
So while Li Jie and others were observing Star-Lord and these people, Star-Lord and others were also observing Li Jie and others. Both sides were actually testing each other.
Quill has made up his mind that if the current Earth has nothing to do with his former home, then he doesn't intend to care about the news that the Skylu bribed the Zetari to invade the Earth.
Li Jie didn't know what Star-Lord and others were coming to Earth for. So he asked directly, "What are you doing on Earth?"
Star-Lord waved his hand: "I was kidnapped by Aliens when I was a child. Now that I have grown up, can I come back to visit my family? Since the Earth Federation has been established and they have already stepped on Pluto, then it seems that you have also been in contact with Alien Civilizations? "
At that time, Li Jie directly referred to the Venus Fleet as the Fleet of the Earth Federation. He directly upgraded the Earth Federation, which was still working hard to build a Spaceport on Earth.
So for Star-Lord's question, Li Jie said noncommittally, "Kind of."
"Can we go to Earth?" This is the only question that Quill cares about: "Or do you plan to expel us, or directly imprison us?"
"As for whether you can go to Earth? This requires approval from the relevant departments. " Li Jie sacrificed his magic weapon: "Only when the relevant departments sign and seal the agreement, then you can step onto Earth. Before that, you need to wait for the review. And during the review, you can only stay here. "
"So you're still imprisoned?" Star-Lord's tone was not very good.
Da da da, Li Jie knocked on the table a few times: "It was you who broke into the Star Field under the jurisdiction of the Earth Federation without permission. I'm just following the rules. And we're not putting you in prison. You have an area of activity, but your activities are restricted. You can't leave without permission from the relevant departments, that's all. "
"Okay, how long will it take?" Star-Lord was a little resigned.
"The longest will not exceed one month of Earth time." Li Jie gave a relatively broad number, anyway, the length of time is determined by the [Relevant Department].
This time is not particularly long, and Star-Lord Quill feels that it is acceptable. He took Ma Yinglong Hemorrhoid Cream and prepared to talk to his partners about living in this Starport temporarily for this month.
But before Star-Lord left, Li Jie stopped him: "Wait, you said you were abducted by aliens when you were a child? How old were you at that time? How long ago was that? "
"Six or nine years old? It's a bit long, and my memory is a bit fuzzy. And I haven't had a birthday since then, so I can't remember clearly. As for time? I've been away from Earth for more than twenty years, and I can't tell exactly how many years it is. The calculation of the Universal Calendar is completely different from that of the Earth. "
Li Jie nodded: "So do you remember what cartoons or TV series you liked to watch when you were a child, and what games you liked to play?"
Star-Lord was a little confused. He didn't understand what Li Jie wanted to express, so he asked, "Does it matter?"
"For humanitarian reasons, in order not to make you too bored during this month, we are willing to provide some entertainment to let you pass the time. Like I said before, we're not here to imprison you. "Li Jie's kindness made him look like an angel.
The corners of Star-Lord Quill's mouth twitched back and forth, and then he made his own request: "Then give me a Nintendo Red and White Console, plus various games that have been released on Nintendo in recent years!"
Li Jie:? Nintendo Red and White Console?
"I can give you the Red and White Console, but don't you want to try the new game console? The technology of the earth is constantly developing. "Li Jie guided him in an orderly manner.
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