Inside the Venus base.
"You've restored Dum's original appearance?" Dr. Hank asked Li Jie while typing all kinds of data on the keyboard.
"Yes, not only that. I also told him everything that Reed did back then. I'm really surprised that he didn't say that he would break Reed's arms and legs on the spot, "Li Jie said gloomily as he sat on the bench.
Because of the alien cow incident, the atmosphere within the Illuminati was not very pleasant. Other than Thor, who was still eating beef without restraint, no one wanted to eat any meat for a long time.
They asked Thor why he could be so careless. .
Answer: "It's just eating an alien, it's not like I haven't eaten it before! Back then when I was in XXX, # ¥%. "
Because the content was too bloody and violent, this part of the story was appropriately cut. All in all, Thor was not a lightning fatty that was easy to bully just from his appearance. It was just that his temper had become better and he knew how to get along with people.
Anyway, according to Thor: "If you don't like it, then fight! What's there to be afraid of! If this doesn't work, I'll go home and call my dad. Hmm … that doesn't seem right, my dad has been hibernating recently (Li Jie: Your dad is a bear!). If this doesn't work, I can ask my sister to bring the army! It's just a war, what's there to be afraid of! "
The God of Thunder and War didn't care about the possibility of a war. However, the other people in the Illuminati couldn't be so indifferent. Because this kind of civilization conflict would become even more troublesome if it wasn't handled properly.
After all, Earth needed development, and war was only a means of self-protection. This wasn't a strategy game. Winning the war in the game was the ultimate goal. How to stop the war in reality was the ultimate goal.
Therefore, in addition to speeding up the construction of the interstellar fleet, the Illuminati had another task to do. That was to give the leaders of the various countries a heads-up through various hints.
This was usually done by Tony and Captain Rogers. Of course, there was still Dum. As for Dum, there was no need to give him a heads-up. Just tell him the truth and let him prepare for war.
After all, Dum didn't want to be annihilated by aliens, right? Then there was Dr. Reed. Tony had secretly transferred Dr. Reed to a secret research institute.
Johnny was recruited by Captain Rogers to join the Heavenly Sword Bureau's secret interstellar fleet. Reed, Susan, and Ben were all sent to Tony's secret research institute.
"Develop and mass-produce the gene-locking potion you mentioned!" Tony said to Reid with a serious expression.
"If the war really starts, those aliens can find us, but we can't find them. This situation is very disadvantageous to us. We need a weapon that can turn the tide of the battle, or a weapon that they fear. "
"Ordinary thermonuclear weapons produced by Earth probably won't do much damage to them (except for the Venus fleet). If that's the case, we'll need to fight in more inhumane ways. We need to prepare for a war of attrition that may occur. "
Susan and Ben already knew what Reed had done back then. As Reed's most important assistants, they also participated in the research.
Susan raised her eyebrows: "Are you talking about biological weapons and genetic weapons?"
Tony nodded: "Yes, that's it. We may lack the ability to fight head-on, but we can save the country in a roundabout way. If Reed can mass-produce the gene-locking potion against the Goblins, then we can use it as a bargaining chip to make peace. "
"We can give the Goblins appropriate compensation, but we absolutely can't admit our mistakes, nor can we go beyond the bottom line." Tony's words were the final conclusion of the Illume-union after a discussion.
They could politely compensate the Goblins, which could be considered as giving the other party a way out. But admitting their mistakes and apologizing was impossible, because then the two civilizations would be in an unequal state. Others would not let this matter go.
As for the bottom line of compensation, it could only be a symbolic compensation. Earth was such a barren place. If they dared to take too much and affect the normal development of Earth, then we'd better go to war! Either way, they would have to fight.
Therefore, Earth needed to find a way to fight asymmetric warfare to solve this problem.
"Like tunnel warfare, landmine warfare, guerrilla warfare and so on." At that time, Li Jie thought of the many godly dramas he had watched in his previous life: "Anyway, we can't fight head-on, asymmetric warfare is our best choice."
"But we can't put the battlefield on Earth. Otherwise, after the war ends, our home will be destroyed." Captain Rogers partially agreed with Li Jie's point of view.
Therefore, there was Tony's request for Reed to mass-produce this gene-locking potion. Everyone in the Illume-union also began to use their abilities and began to search. They wanted to see if there were any cows that escaped from the explosion at Angus Ranch. Then they would get them for Reed to study. So that he could make a stronger gene-locking potion.
Reed suddenly seemed a little embarrassed about Tony's request. He said shyly: "Actually, that. When Lehman Brothers went bankrupt, it caused millions of dollars in assets to evaporate, and I also had millions of dollars in debt. "
"In order to ease the financial pressure, I had to sell some of my patented technologies and scientific inventions." Reed was telling the truth, but Tony had a bad feeling.
"Wait, don't tell me your gene-locking potion is also in there?!" Tony looked at Reed in disbelief.
"Yes." Reed nodded happily.
"Ha!" Tony's tone changed. "Are you crazy? Giving this thing to other research institutions? We don't even know if it has other side effects on humans! "
The doctor said calmly: "Actually, it doesn't. I've studied this potion for a long time. It has no use for the genes of humans and Earth creatures. It also doesn't react with our gene chains. "
This time, Tony was even more curious: "Since it's completely useless, which research institution would spend money to buy this thing for academic research?"
Reed became even more bashful: "Actually, it's not a research institution, it's a pharmaceutical company."
"Okay, this thing has become a drug for humans?"
"Yes."
"Which pharmaceutical company? Rui Hui? AstraZeneca? Or Johnson & Johnson? "
Reed hesitated for a moment before saying: "Actually, it's a pharmaceutical company in China. They offered the highest price. Their name is Ma Yinglong. "
"What? That sounds like a person's name. What do they produce? "Tony thought for a long time but still couldn't figure out what kind of international pharmaceutical company Ma Yinglong was.
In the end, it was Reed who helped him solve his confusion. Reed slowly said: "This China pharmaceutical company specializes in producing hemorrhoid cream, and the gene-locking potion used to deal with the Goblins is the best hemorrhoid treatment for humans on Earth. I think Ma Yinglong's pharmaceutical company has produced a lot of these drugs. "
Tony Stark: "# ¥% …&*"
… …
Inside the Venus base.
Li Jie looked at the pile of Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoid cream in the warehouse and felt that this war must be very unreliable.
In this world, Dr. Reed wrote the script of "Evolution Crisis" based on his own true story. In the movie, Dr. Reed's own scientist finally defeated the alien creatures with Head & Shoulders shampoo.
But in the real world, he decided to use hemorrhoid cream to give the Goblins a heavy blow. WHAT-FXXK？！ Could it be that Ma Yinglong would become an interstellar super arms dealer in the future?
Li Jie opened a small package of Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoid cream from a large box, then said to Dr. Hank: "Why do I feel that this is even more unreliable than using Head & Shoulders to defeat the aliens? How are we going to use this thing on the Goblins? Are we going to treat them to Sichuan spicy hotpot and turkey noodles first? "
"Then we'll sell these things to them? And tell them that if they don't stop, their genes will be locked? "
Dr. Hank pushed up his black-rimmed glasses: "That's a good idea. Maybe from today onwards, you should research into spicy hotpot and turkey noodles that are suitable for the Goblins' taste. "
* Clatter. * Li Jie threw the hemorrhoid cream aside. Such a high-class organization was going to use hemorrhoid cream to fight the aliens? Well, he couldn't say that.
He should say that the Goblins' gene locking potion happened to have a very good protective effect on the buttocks of Earthlings.
Hell, it didn't sound any better to say that. Li Jie shook his head in annoyance. At this moment, the Venus base's AI, Friday, sent a message.
"Sir Commander, the 10th Interstellar Patrol Fleet patrolling near Pluto has discovered a suspicious alien ship approaching the solar system. Judging from the trajectory, their target is Earth. "
Speak of the devil, and here he is. I was just talking about the Goblins. Well, this time I'll catch them alive and let them taste the warm hospitality of spicy hotpot and turkey noodles!
Note: Reed of the 616 main universe invented a 100% cure for hemorrhoids. In addition, I've written that the "Evolution Crisis" of this world was written by Reed. So I combined this.
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