Tian Du City.
Sword Card Master Association.
Lu Ming was already at the level of a One Star cultivator.
Well …
He was really One Star.
He was One Star in terms of aura and energy quality.
"…"
Lu Ming was in a daze.
Given his understanding of the cultivation system in this world, this was impossible. Even if it was a disguise, it was impossible to disguise it so thoroughly?
"…"
Wu Hongfei was also in a daze.
He seriously suspected that he might not survive the night …
Hence …
He poked Lu Ming's waist.
"Well …
"Lu Ming.
"What are you doing?"
Wu Hongfei was very timid. "I'm worried about you … Why don't you beat me up? You can slash me … You can stab me too … "
???
Lu Ming turned sullen. Who wants to stab you?!
"It's okay."
He shook his head and calmed down. He glanced at Wu Hongfei. "Why don't you try again?"
Ss — —
Wu Hongfei's legs went limp.
What a joke!
After a few consecutive breakthroughs, Lu Ming had dropped from the limit of Six Stars to One Star. If he were to do it again, he might drop to zero stars and his energy core would dissipate …
Who would be able to withstand that?
If that was really the case …
Wu Hongfei's face turned green at the thought of it.
He might be beaten to death by the Sword Card Masters.
"Give me a way out!"
He almost knelt down in front of Lu Ming.
"A — alright."
Lu Ming sighed.
That was right.
Although his ability had not changed, if he really dropped to zero stars and his energy core collapsed, he might really be dead. He really did not dare to act recklessly now.
Right now …
He should study what had happened.
"It's okay.
"You can go back."
Lu Ming waved his hands.
"…"
Wu Hongfei was very worried. "Are you really alright?"
"I'm fine."
"But you don't look too well …"
"…"
Lu Ming turned sullen.
I was annoyed by you!
Hence …
He took a deep breath and smiled. "I don't blame you. I'm fine."
"…"
Wu Hongfei cried.
That expression looked even more terrifying, didn't it?
He didn't dare to go back like this. After all, he knew how much trouble he had caused. Therefore, after thinking for a long time, Wu Hongfei decided to stay here for the time being.
"Up to you."
Lu Ming rolled his eyes.
"Are you sure?"
Wu Hongfei was very cautious.
"I'm fine."
"How about I accompany you tonight …"
"Scram!!!"
"Oh."
Wu Hongfei slipped away.
…
After a long while …
He checked into a room with Zhou Yun and temporarily stayed at the Sword Card Master Association.
He also felt that the matter of Lu Ming's star descending was very strange. Logically speaking, it shouldn't have happened. Could it be that Lu Ming was too powerful, and he wasn't strong enough, causing the opposite effect …
Also.
If he really had this ability, he had to dig it out. This was a super divine weapon that could kill a nine-star in the future!
It was a pity …
He tried to cast it on others —
Most people would either have a breakthrough or there was no reaction. The opposite …
He had never seen it before.
"This is strange."
Wu Hongfei muttered, "How did I dig out my potential?"
Could it be that …
Was it because of his talent?
Oo …
Witchcraft, the force of wishes …
Wu Hongfei pondered for a moment. Suddenly, he saw the black, green and blue kindergartens nearby. His eyes lit up and he sneaked into the kindergarten. After giving the kindergarten director a few thousand yuan, Wu Hongfei successfully got the position of a substitute teacher. He sneaked into the kindergarten to teach the children.
"Come, children.
"Everyone, follow me and make a heart gesture.
"Follow the slogan.
"Xiao Yansi … Ah, no, we are using our pure hearts to make a wish for you.
"Come, continue.
"Children at the third table, you are making the wrong gesture.
"Children at the fourth table, don't lift the skirt of your female deskmate. Read the slogan properly … What do you mean he is a man? You can lift the skirt of a man?
"Children at the fifth table, don't eat snot …
"…
Teaching children is painful.
After a whole day, the children had only managed to learn seventy to eighty percent of this set of gestures and slogans.
"Sigh …"
Wu Hongfei had a headache.
It looked like a simple task, but he had no idea how long it took for him to make the child obediently do the hand gestures …
Sigh.
He didn't know how those star cultivators did it …
I'm so envious.
It was fine.
Continue.
He didn't believe it.
At the end of the day, how could he not let these children make their wishes neatly?
Hence …
Wu Hongfei continued to make wishes.
…
Right then.
Sword Card Master Association.
Lu Ming just returned to his room.
"Master ~"
"Yes."
"Your room is broken again?"
"Yeah."
Lu Ming sighed. "The wall that Li Haoran made last time was too shoddy …"
"Yes."
Xiao Bai blinked her eyes and smiled secretly. "Li Haoran must be up to no good! I'll supervise him later. "
"Cough."
Lu Ming coughed.
Seeing that it was getting late at night, he could not be bothered to get busy. He simply helped Xiao Bai solve some of the problems that she encountered in her experiments.
It was a pity …
After only a moment.
Lu Ming's wristband communication device suddenly vibrated.
"Who is it?"
Lu Ming opened it.
On the other side.
A familiar voice could be heard — "Hello, are you Comrade Lu Ming?"
"Comrade …"
Lu Ming's aura froze.
"Sigh."
Lu Ming gave a deep sigh. "Tell me, who was arrested this time?"
"…"
The person on the other side was a little puzzled. "You're a regular customer!"
"More than that."
Lu Ming rolled his eyes. "I have a VIP card that helps to fish people out. Why? Don't you recognize me?"
"…"
The person on the other side was silent for a long time. "I … I'm new."
He understood now.
It seemed that this person might be more familiar with the law enforcement organization than him …
"You're new."
Lu Ming expressed his understanding.
After all …
Making phone calls was usually left to the newcomers.
"Who is it?"
Lu Ming asked faintly.
"It's like this."
The person on the other side cleared his throat. "Your friend, Wu Hongfei, is with us. If you have time, please come and collect him …"
???
Lu Ming was a little puzzled.
Wu Hongfei?
Wait a minute.
Why did this guy go in?!
"He's also a prostitute?"
Lu Ming exclaimed in shock.
Given Old Wu's current identity and status, what could he not have?
He actually …
Did he also engage in prostitution?
"That's not it."
The person on the other side looked serious. "Comrade Wu Hongfei's matter is more serious than this. He was arrested on the spot by Tian Du City's anti-cult organization …"
“???”
Lu Ming was dumbstruck.
Anti-Cult …
Anti-Cult?!
Damn it!
How did they manage to contact him?!
Hence …
Lu Ming personally went to the law enforcement organization and looked for Wu Hongfei. Afterward …
There was silence.
In particular, when he found out that Wu Hongfei brought a whole kindergarten of children to make those hand gestures and slogans, he was really shocked …
Damn! It was a cult scene!!
In this day and age, even cultivation required one to complete the most basic basic education to ensure that one's mind was mature. If one dared to trick children into doing this, one would simply be courting death!!!
If one of the children's parents was powerful, they would kill him …
"What are you thinking about?"
Lu Ming sighed.
"Nothing."
Wu Hongfei felt a little embarrassed. "I just wanted the children to help me solidify the power of making a wish. It won't hurt the children at all. I just didn't expect that one of the children's parents was from the anti-cult organization …"
"…"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
You are not a prawn monster. Why are you making trouble?!
"And you were arrested?"
"Well … I was too embarrassed to resist …"
"…"
Lu Ming sighed.
What else could he say?
After a long while …
He paid the fine and brought Old Wu back.
Fortunately …
The chief of operations was not around. He was wearing a mask and no one could recognize him. Otherwise, it would be very awkward …
…
Back at the association.
It was already late at night.
After settling Wu Hongfei down, Lu Ming also went to bed early.
"Xiao Bai?"
"Hum."
Xiao Bai rubbed her eyes in a daze.
"Go to sleep."
Lu Ming felt amused.
"Hum."
Xiao Bai hugged Lu Ming and snuggled against him, falling into a deep sleep.
"This girl …"
Lu Ming stole a glance.
Tsk.
It was a long and arduous journey to adulthood …
Although the time flow in Xiao Bai's body was obviously faster than before, it might not be easy to make up for the lost years …
Therefore …
Lu Ming could only … continue to be single.
Fortunately …
As a former sorcerer, he had long been used to such a life …
Perhaps …
He was not the only one.
In his previous life, most people were like him. Reading, playing games, cultivating magic … Why did he need a girlfriend? Was the hard disk not big enough or the internet not fast enough?
As he pondered …
Lu Ming also fell into a deep sleep.
…
At this moment …
In the Sea of Consciousness.
The Black Cat looked up and glanced at the two of them, revealing a motherly smile.
Eh?
Xiao-Xiaojian, who was in the Sea of Consciousness, looked at Brother Mao's smile in surprise. It also looked outside curiously. It was nothing … He did not take off his clothes …
This was strange.
Brother Mao's wretched smile …
Bam!
A black shadow flashed.
Xiao-Xiaojian flew out instantly and hung on the wall.
Xiao-Xiaojian: → _ →
Oh.
In the day.
It had forgotten about this.
…
The next day.
Early morning.
Lu Ming woke up, feeling refreshed.
He opened his eyes. Xiao Bai was snuggling in his arms, still snorting and sleeping.
"Heh."
Lu Ming felt gratified.
Such a simple life was also very beautiful, right?
Of course.
When he got up from Xiao Bai's side, it was somewhat painful and he almost got stuck …
Fortunately …
Cough.
After breakfast, Lu Ming felt a little puzzled. Xiao-Mingsheng and Little You Sheng acted mysteriously and sneaked into their room after they finished eating.
Eh?
These two children …
Lu Ming was instantly on his guard.
Considering that children nowadays were growing up very fast and they were very energetic and lacked knowledge, Lu Ming had to pay attention to them.
Hence …
He quietly went to Xiao-Mingsheng's room.
Oh …
Fortunately …
They were playing mobile games.
"What are you afraid of?"
Xiao-Xiaojian gloated.
"…"
Lu Ming pondered for a moment. "Lick the toilet bowl?"
Xiao-Xiaojian was speechless.
What was this?
…
Lu Ming was relieved that the two children were playing mobile games.
However …
What he didn't expect was that just as he was about to leave, he heard something else. "Should we top up some money …?"
"That doesn't seem appropriate."
"It's okay! Daddy used to top up money in the past! "
"Really?"
"Of course."
Little You Sheng was very certain. "I heard Daddy humming a song the other day. He said that I'm still the teenager who topped up money. He hasn't changed at all."
"Oh."
Xiao-Mingsheng understood. "How much?"
"Ten thousand yuan."
“??? Where did you get the money from? "
"That person called Wu Hongfei …"
“??? Why did he give it to you? "
"I don't know."
Little You Sheng was also very vexed. "He said that if Daddy wants to kill him in the future, I can help him plead for mercy …"
Xiao-Mingsheng was speechless.
"Are you going to charge or not?!
"Charge!"
Xiao-Mingsheng gritted his teeth. "I promised Xiaohong from the next class that I would bring her to do instance dungeons!"
"Okay."
Little You Sheng was very excited. "Charge!"
Hence …
Xiao-Mingsheng tapped on the top up button.
In the end …
It went without saying.
Bam! Bam!
Lu Ming pressed Xiao-Mingsheng down and attacked crazily.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch."
Xiao-Mingsheng cried.
"Pain, my foot!"
Lu Ming glared at him. "Do you feel pain with your physique?!"
"Yes."
Xiao-Mingsheng felt aggrieved. "It just doesn't hurt that much."
"Then why did you top up tens of thousands of yuan?"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
"Sister asked me to top up …"
Xiao-Mingsheng cried.
"…"
Lu Ming glanced at Little You Sheng.
Little You Sheng pinched the corner of her shirt and lowered her head.
"…"
Lu Ming's heart instantly softened and he gave Xiao-Mingsheng another round of beatings.
Xiao-Mingsheng was speechless.
"As a man, you can't betray your partner!"
Lu Ming said.
"…"
Xiao-Mingsheng was instantly dejected. "Yes."
After a long while …
After educating the two children, Lu Ming was done with the matter.
After all …
Occasionally, he had to care for the children …
→_→
However, when it came to caring for the children, Lu Ming secretly called Xiao-Mingsheng over.
"Mingsheng."
"Huh?"
"Have you felt the call of nature recently?"
“?”
"It's the kind with vast land and abundant resources …"
“?”
"Child, a man needs to be independent at thirty and a boy needs to be independent at thirteen … Have you been independent?"
“?”
"Have you had some strange dreams recently?"
“?”
"Will it be difficult to go to the toilet in the morning?"
“?”
Xiao-Mingsheng was puzzled.
"I'm done for."
Lu Ming was instantly worried. Was there something wrong with the child?
He was worried that Xiao-Mingsheng would act recklessly. In the end …
"What's the matter?"
Xiao-Mingsheng blinked his eyes.
"It's nothing."
Lu Ming sighed.
After a long while …
Xiao-Mingsheng and Little You Sheng went to school. Lu Ming was still deeply worried.
Oh …
Right.
He looked for Senior Hin.
Senior Hin had a son and should be experienced.
Hence …
He went to Hin's room.
"Ah.
"You're talking about this."
Hin smiled. "Don't worry about this. The child is of age. There is no problem with his physical health. He just needs to keep up with his nutrition."
"Oh."
Lu Ming then felt at ease.
He was scared to death …
Fortunately, fortunately.
"It's okay."
Hin smiled happily. "You're a first-time parent and you're worried. This shows that you still care about your child. You're a good father."
Lu Ming was speechless.
Since the problem was solved, he was prepared to leave.
However …
At this moment.
Hin's communication device suddenly rang.
Oh no!
Lu Ming's expression changed slightly.
Could it be …
Shush!
He instinctively wanted to leave. However, it was too late.
"Hello?"
Hin picked up the call.
"What are you busy with?"
"Ah …
"I'm fine.
"Hi, Lu Ming wants to talk to me about the physical health of boys …"
"Nothing much."
Hin said casually.
"…"
Lu Ming had tears in his eyes.
Damn it!
He knew it!
Senior Hin's tank would drift at any time …
This time …
He might really be killed by Hin's husband …
…
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