Tian Du City.
Sword Card Master Association.
Early morning.
The sun was shining brightly.
"Master.
"Wake up."
Xiao Bai came to wake him up as usual.
"Okay."
Lu Ming smiled faintly.
Heh.
A beautiful day had begun.
After quelling the uprising, Lu Ming got up and looked at the news.
Well …
With Old Wu's breakthrough, the Sorcerer Association and the Card Creators Association had won the war between the Sorcerer Association and the Card Creators Association.
At this rate …
Before long, the Card Creators Association would have to lay down their arms and surrender.
Of course.
Lu Ming felt very regretful as well.
Our undercover comrade No.1 is still very strong. Until now, he has not used the method that I gave him …
"Master ~
"I'm eating Liangpi ~"
Xiao Bai put down Liangpi obediently and was about to leave in a hurry.
Eh?
Lu Ming was surprised. "You're that busy?"
"Yes."
Xiao Bai nodded. "The experiment has reached the most critical moment. I've said it before. After spending so many resources from the association, I will definitely give Master a surprise!"
"Oh?"
Lu Ming exclaimed. "Can I take a look at it now?"
"Of course."
Xiao Bai happily showed the experimental data to Lu Ming.
"Well …"
Lu Ming took a glance and was deep in his thoughts.
What …
What …
This?? What was this?!
He knew the meaning of every word. When they were put together …?
"Xiao-Xiaojian …"
Lu Ming requested for support in his Sea of Consciousness.
"Hahaha.
"Call me daddy!"
Xiao-Xiaojian was arrogant. "Forget it. I reckon that you don't know how to call me that. Forget it. I'll show you my computing ability as an ancient Excalibur …"
"Eh?"
Xiao-Xiaojian glanced at the screen.
Afterward …
It was dumbstruck.
What?
What?
This?? What was that?!
"…"
Lu Ming was silent.
Damn it!
Weren't you bragging just now?!
"I understand."
Xiao-Xiaojian said with tears in its eyes, "This was researched by Xiao Bai and Xiao Bai together. Ahhhh! Xiao Xiao Bai's learning speed is a little faster than mine!"
"How much is a little bit?"
Lu Ming said in a low voice.
Aren't you a spiritual body?
If it was just a little, there was still time to learn it now.
"Uh …"
Xiao-Xiaojian paused for a moment. "Maybe … fifty to sixty semesters?"
"Scram!"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
I knew you wouldn't be of any use!
Trash!
"Master ~ Master ~"
"How is it?"
Xiao Bai was still looking at Lu Ming expectantly.
"Hmm …"
Lu Ming patted her little head. "Not bad. As expected of my Xiao Bai. Since it's a surprise, I won't calculate in detail. I'll wait for your final experiment results."
"Okay!"
Xiao Bai raised her little pink fist. "I'll finish it as soon as possible."
Upon finishing her words …
Xiao Bai skipped away.
"…"
Lu Ming ate with tears in his eyes.
It was not easy for him to be a master …
Eh?
The Liangpi was not bad today!
It had been hot these past two days. Even the Liangpi was very hot. If you did not finish sucking it within a minute, it would be hot …
It was very bad.
However, it was different today. The Liangpi was chewy, elastic and cool!
It was tasty!
There was also a sense of coolness …
Wait a minute.
Cool?
Lu Ming suddenly looked up.
True enough.
At the door, Miss Tian poked her big head in. "President, did you enjoy the meal?"
"…"
Lu Ming sighed. "You're the one who kept the Liangpi cool."
"Yes."
Miss Tian walked in. "How was it, Master? Senior Hengyin said that everyone likes the feeling of having cool things directly enter their bodies in the summer … "
"…"
Lu Ming was silent.
Yin …
She was indeed an old elite tank.
"Master.
"I know more than this."
Miss Tian said shyly, "Master, I can help you to cool down in the future whenever you feel hot."
"…"
Lu Ming was silent.
Furthermore, Miss Tian's choice of words was getting worse.
Sigh …
Enter the body …
Nonsense!
And …
Miss Tian had more and more functions.
The speed of her iteration was much faster than the DS dolls …
Wait a minute.
Why did I think of this …
Cough.
Lu Ming coughed and his mentality returned to normal.
He was a cultivator to begin with, so the hot weather did not affect him much. Therefore, he ignored Miss Tian's charm.
"Don't fool around.
"Cultivate well."
Lu Ming said lightly.
"President.
"Can I really not be of any help?"
Miss Tian was disappointed.
She could not wait to help the president make the Liangpi cold. Even if the surprise attack on the harem failed, at least she would not return empty-handed.
"Not to that extent."
Lu Ming thought about it and felt that he could not dampen his disciple's enthusiasm for cultivation.
Hence …
He said in a low voice, "Your ability to keep food cold is very good."
"Oh?"
Miss Tian's eyes lit up. "Then I …"
"Yes."
Lu Ming nodded slightly and looked at Miss Tian with a gratified smile. "In the future, I'll confer you the title of 'Liangpi Partner' …"
What???
Miss Tian was dumbstruck.
Cold …
Liangpi Partner???!
Who wanted to be the Liangpi Partner?!
That thing was not as good as heating it up!
"No, I …"
Miss Tian wanted to say something.
It was a pity …
She was chased out by Lu Ming again …
…
"Alright."
Miss Tian was very disappointed.
She failed again …
Sigh.
Clearly, it was the easiest time to succeed. Why did she end up with the title of 'Liangpi Partner'?
Miss Tian left in disappointment.
Of course.
After leaving the room, she took a familiar glance at Ye Liangfei. "Passing by?"
"Yes."
Ye Liangfei nodded. "You're faster than the previous time …"
"Sigh."
Miss Tian felt very helpless. "Master gave me the title of Liangpi Partner and sent me away …"
"Liangpi Partner???"
Ye Liangfei scratched his head. "Eh? Master mentioned this the previous time. "
"Oh?"
Miss Tian's eyes lit up instantly. "You're also a Liangpi Partner?"
"It's not me."
Ye Liangfei waved his hands repeatedly. "I only heard Master mention this when he was eating Liangpi. It's a pity there is no ice peak …"
？？？
Miss Tian was in a trance.
What was this …
Ice peak??
She had never heard of it …
Just as she was feeling puzzled, she saw Ye Liangfei suddenly looking at her with a strange expression. He could sense the cold aura and intent coming from Miss Tian.
Ever since summer arrived, Miss Tian's disadvantage of feeling cold all over had become her greatest advantage.
"Cold …
"Ice …"
Ye Liangfei was deep in his thoughts.
Could the ice peak refer to Miss Tian?
Immediately afterward …
His gaze landed in front of Miss Tian and he suddenly had an epiphany.
Oh wow.
It turned out that …
This was the ice peak!!!
Master was indeed Master. Even the Liangpi companion was so meaningful … Even the name he came up with was so elegant, so meaningful …
Well …
He was indeed Master.
Ye Liangfei felt that he had solved a shocking mystery and he left in satisfaction.
Eh???
Miss Tian looked bewildered.
What …
What did he mean?
…
After the meal.
Lu Ming got up and decided to patrol the association.
However, to his surprise, the various funds of the association were increasing steadily. Even though Xiao Bai was using them at a very high level, the funds were still increasing steadily.
The experiments of various departments were progressing smoothly.
Well …
During the few days that he was not around, the association was running as usual.
Lu Ming: → _ →
"Look, I've said before …"
Xiao-Xiaojian was smug.
"Shut up!"
"Oh …"
Xiao-Xiaojian became well-behaved.
Snort!
Lu Ming snorted coldly and continued to wander around the association.
However, he did not expect that although the overall funds of the association were normal, some of the projects could only be described as tragic …
For example —
Takeaway.
Eh?
Lu Ming was surprised.
Takeaway?!
This was not logical!
It was such a hot day. Look outside, it was as hot as a dog …
No one was willing to go out. In this weather, there should be more people ordering takeaway. How could the number of customers have decreased to such an extent?!
Hence …
Lu Ming went to Zhou Yun's place to find out more.
Afterward …
There was silence.
There were really no disciples ordering takeaways.
Why?
The reason was very simple …
It was hot.
At this moment, Lu Ming suddenly remembered. Oh … Since the last reform, the Sword Card Master Association had adopted a faster, better and better flying method.
That was —
Wind-Flame Wheels.
This thing was fine in winter. It was warm and comfortable. The heat from the flames and the cold offset each other, giving people a comfortable feeling.
But in summer …
There was only one word — hot.
This …
What else could Lu Ming say?
He heard that the aviation department had been optimizing the Wind-Flame Wheels and other services for the past two days, hoping to solve the problem of flying in summer …
Oh.
He heard that they had also hired an expert in the field of frost.
Who was it?
Lu Ming took a curious glance and then quietly came out.
Damn!
It was actually Miss Tian …
Expert?
Her?
"Don't look down on Miss Tian."
Xiao-Xiaojian sneered. "Although Miss Tian is a simp to you, she is a big shot who has mastered many core technologies of the association!
"For example —
"Switching between hot and cold in the body under the guidance of energy.
"For example —
"The softness and hardness index under the influence of temperature.
"With these few technologies, we may be able to solve the problem of the water being too soft or the ice being too hard during the experiment of the Wind-Water Wheels or the Wind-Ice Wheels,"
Xiao-Xiaojian said.
Lu Ming was speechless.
Miss Tian's patent …
It was indeed unique.
Hence …
Lu Ming really inspected the aviation department.
After the teenager in blue broke through to seven-star, the capability of the entire aviation department had increased tremendously and the progress of various experiments and projects was much faster.
As for flying …
They really did provide a lot of feasible suggestions.
From the Wind-Flame Wheels to the Wind-Ice Wheels to the Wind-Water Wheels …
From the Thunderbolt Wheels to the Earth-Thunder Wheels …
Wait a minute.
Although some suggestions were not reliable and were destined to fail, they still provided a lot of valuable experience. Until Lu Ming saw a new project …
— Black Ice Flight Plan —
Considering the heat of summer, the Wind-Fire Wheels would be ineffective and the Wind-Ice Wheels would be too hard to fly. After hard work, we finally found a suitable material — black ice.
Black ice can perfectly replace the Wind-Fire Wheels and form a new technology.
We call it —
Black Ice Wheels.
However …
The disadvantage of the Black Ice Wheels is that they are too heavy. The black ice condensed from energy is too heavy and two wheels may not be able to support the Sword Card Master's flight.
Therefore …
We decided to make a flat board to support the Sword Card Master and place seven pieces of black ice underneath to lift the flat board. The black ice in front will be used for navigation and leading the way …
— —
？？？
Lu Ming was in a trance.
Damn the Black Ice Plan. This is called carrying a black ice coffin?!
Think about it.
Seven small black ice men carrying a Sword Card Master …
That's too much of a moron!
No matter how he looked at it, it did not have the mobility of the Wind-Fire Wheels.
Perhaps …
It would have a more ritualistic feel?!
Wait a minute.
Why did he need a ritualistic feel when he was flying? Furthermore, it felt very inauspicious …
Hence …
Lu Ming tapped X decisively.
"President?"
The teenager in blue came over eagerly. "Our project has a lot of potential …"
"This won't do."
Lu Ming glanced at him.
"You can't take revenge on me."
The teenager in blue felt aggrieved. "I have already given up on Senior Qiu Shuyi."
"…"
Lu Ming turned sullen.
What did this have to do with Qiu Shuyi?
"Go and play with your balls!"
Lu Ming said unhappily, "Be honest and study the flight plan. Don't do all these fancy things!"
"Oh …"
The teenager in blue was somewhat disappointed.
He felt that it was quite good …
He had planned to carve the black ice into a small black ice man …
It was a pity …
Such a great plan was foiled.
…
Right then …
The battle between the Sorcerer Association and the Card Creators Association had also come to an end. Under the leadership of Wu Hongfei, the Sorcerer Association had defeated the Card Creators Association.
He heard that many Card Creators' lives had been affected. The divorce rate of Card Creators had also reached a new high within a short period of time …
Cough.
Anyway.
The Card Creators Association was losing ground.
"It seems that it is coming to an end."
Li Haoran sighed.
"Who said so?"
Lu Ming was amused.
"Huh?"
Li Haoran scratched his head. "What other tricks do they have?"
To this …
Lu Ming only smiled faintly, hiding his merits and reputation.
…
At this moment …
The Card Creators Association.
They really could not stand the sorcerers' strange and mysterious tricks.
Therefore …
The higher-ups had another meeting.
They had come up with countless ways to deal with the so-called 'verbal compliance' talent. Unfortunately, none of them could stand it.
The Card Creators were a little panicked.
They had never thought that the Sorcerer Association would actually find such a disciple!
Such a demon!!
"Is there really no other way?"
The Card Creators were very worried.
"…"
The chief of the strategy department was silent.
He did not expect that the Card Creators Association would be defeated so quickly …
Oh.
That was true.
After all, the Card Creators Association did not have much combat power.
If it was other associations, such as the Swordsman Association, they would be too embarrassed to fight with the Card Creators Association. After all, the higher-ups would not allow a war between associations to break out.
The problem was …
The Sorcerer Association did not do anything.
They were simply —
Oral sex.
What could they do?!
It was really hard to explain the curse.
Therefore …
Right now …
There seemed to be only one path that he could take.
Hence …
When everyone's gaze landed on him and they began to suspect that the chief of the strategy department was not good enough, he finally spoke.
"This matter …
"Leave it to me."
…
At this very moment …
Just when the two associations were fighting, the culprit of this matter, Student Lu Ming, was inspecting the work of the spirit bodies in the association.
Well …
Although the take-out business did not generate any profit, the other businesses of the disciples were still doing well.
Oh.
Also …
He heard that under the leadership of Xiao-Xiaohu, the spirit bodies started to write under pen names. Due to the characteristics of the spirit bodies, they could even double open, triple open, quintuple open, and tenfold open.
"You have so many pen names?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"Of course."
Xiao-Xiaohu said proudly, "My pen name and alias are: Frozen Fox 1, Frozen Fox 2, Frozen Fox 3 …"
It recited one hundred names in one go.
Lu Ming was speechless.
You idiot!
"What about you?"
He sighed and looked at another spirit body.
"Hello, president."
The freezer spirit body bowed respectfully. "My pen name and alias are: -1 ° C, -2 ° C … all the way to -100 ° C."
Lu Ming was speechless.
…
PS: …
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